Wednesday, May 6, 2015

busy, busy, busy.....

it's not often i say this, but i've been real fecking busy!

our income tax deadline was moved from april 30 to may 5 but today is may 6 so it's all goddamned over. i've mentioned that i'm pretty much retired and this will be the last year that i'm the friendly pro bono tax preparer. it's the same every year, i tell people who owe a lot of money to the tax department that it's a fuck of a lot better than earning peanuts and getting a refund. but it's hard for me to find any solace in those words of wisdom when i prepare my own taxes. so it goes.

what does a guy do when he has a little time on his hands? put some new rubber on the iron maiden!

i was thinking of replacing the old girl but new rubber and few adjustments has brought her back to life. (don't tell the old girl, but if the right bike comes along, i'm ready.

the lovely mrs myshkin is still missing in action but i've got a few new friends to talk to:

me and sancho are ready for that grouchy old lady in waiting.

i love you sons of bitches.

11 comments:

peppylady (Dora) said...

Hope everything is going good for you. Anyhow I'm always glad tax season is over. For our income taxes I hire an account. To stressful for me. Next round of property tax is due in June.
Garden been doing fantastic so far...Have you heard form Bill C since he headed for Texas.
Coffee is on

Gorilla Bananas said...

The bigger-headed gentleman has a familiar face, but I can't quite place it. Is he a Karl Malden lookalike?

thimscool said...

Have you filed a missing person report? Sooner or later the cops will get suspicious.

billy pilgrim said...

dora - haven't heard peep from bbc but he's a tough old goat so i'm sure he's doing ok.

gb - it's sancho panza and he's a great listener.

thims - why would i do that? they might find her.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

pilgrim, taxes suck. New dread on da head saves a buck. Somebody stole my dang bike last summer! Is mrs myshkin a piece of porcelain? Take names and kick-butt time. Love, love the song by Sonny Boy!!! Harmonica makes me weep.

(Better go do dishes - weep into my suds - ain't that a song? oughta be.)

billy pilgrim said...

dixie- thirty years ago the lovely mrs myshkin was my muse.

buy another bike! i've bought 2 in the past year. the iron maiden is my back up bike. my main squeeze is a kona named bud.

Mr. Shife said...

You always bring a smile to my face when I stop by once a week, BP. Thanks for that. Much appreciated. Take care my friend.

Demeur said...

If Billy C were here you know what he'd say "If it has tits or tires you'll have trouble with it."

That's him talking not me.

BBC said...

Rough month but don't count on my demise yet, I'm still drinking beer and whacking off in Texas.

Sitting in the truck outside the visitor center using their wi-fi.

billy pilgrim said...

mr shife - thank you for your continued support. smiles r us.

demur - the spirit if billy c is always here.

king - i never had an iota of doubt that you'd pull it off.

excellent to hear from you!

yellowdoggranny said...

my next door neighbor has one of those 3 wheel bikes with a basket in the back..I want one..but my granddaughter Jamie is convinced if I get one people are going to think I'm special too(Mike is) I said they already think that.