the time line is unstable at casa myshkin. to be more precise there is a rip in the fabric of time.....
meet the ripper, her friends call her rip.
we adopted rip from a shelter and she has no history. she is in the 1 - 2 year old range and is very probably a recent mother who was abandoned after the pups were born.
me and rip are totally outraged at these GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE SHITHEAD NINE IRONS!!!
at the shelter i looked at rip then i looked at my daughter and as if possessed, said the following: "i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
the following morning i hopped into the sonata to run an errand and noticed a few windows covered in dog snot. all is right with the world. i love dog snot on the the windows.
and i love you sons of bitches almost as much as i love dog snot on a window.
21 comments:
Rip looks like a very happy little girl..congratulations to both of you for finding each other.
She looks like she will be a good and loyal friend too you.
She's definitely the friendliest bitch I've seen in a long time!
yes, things are working out very well with the ripper. she was very timid when i brought her home and but her confidence is now soaring and she's quickly becoming protective of her yard and her partner in crime, that would be me.
of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world i'm very happy that she walked into mine.
Sweet!!!
Rip is a good name for a dog. I bet she would like to play tug o war.
Coffee is on
If I get a dog I think it will be a male, so he can lay around licking his dick.
leslie - she was a sweet timid thing when we brought her home but her confidence has soared and she has taken ownership of me and the house. she now gets very aggressive if any dog or person comes near me.
dora - probably but ruby was the gold standard when it came to tug o wars.
king - and the dog can watch you playing with your dick all day.
Congrats on the dog...
Devils argument for the nine irons, but do you eat pork chops?
Just sayin, take the log outta yo eye, guailo!
i don't eat pork chops and i swore of bacon years ago. someone must have activated my latent jew and muslim genes whilst i was drunk about 30 years ago.
Did you enjoy your day with your new friend.
What a beautiful dog!! I'm happy for you, (smile).
Billy Pilgrim:
In looking at your profile, I came to find you have this blog that I had not previously visited. I wanted to say that I especially liked your ceramics of Don Quixote and Sancho. They are quite nice, and for me they are especially interesting because I very much enjoy the book and also the play related to the book of "Man of LaMancha".
Also, I wanted to let you know that I have taken an earlier comment by you to me to heart... namely I am aiming to reply to comments left on my site. I appreciate the recent comment you left and did reply.
PipeTobacco
Upgrades!
dora - yes, the new friend is the sunshine of my life. but i'm getting a little sunburned right now.
dixie - maybe, like all parents, i'm a little biased but rip has to be the most beautiful dog in the world.
pipe - i'm currently reading don quixote for at least the third time. i should update my favorite books. it's definitely a top ten book in my world.
thims - upgrades or updates?
update; it's to goddamned hot and i'm too goddamned old to be chasing a young dog around the yard. she likes to play keep-away with a tennis ball and after taunting my for 10 minutes she rips it to shreds. she found a plastic bottle of water and chewed it on the wife's sofa, it was full of water at the time. so it goes.
No corporal punishment for Jane D. Ripper?
general ripper was checking the water for flouride. she's on a crusade to keep our essence pure.
Nice to meet you Rip. And I do believe you are right, BP. It's going to be a beautiful friendship.
Cooler today, gonna rain some..
mr shife - me and the rip are celebrating our 1 week anniversary. i understand the traditional gift for a one week anniversary is extra lean ground beef.
king - it is super hot here. too goddamned hot for me.
good looking pup. keep on keeping on.
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