yes, i admit to listening to coast to coast radio. i'm a big fan of GEORGE NOORY. old george is the perfect straight man for all his loony guests. he can keep a straight face and react like some sort of rube who truly believes that crazy guests are wonderfully sane people and their stories are of vital importance to the global community. i don't want to rag on all of his guests, i would imagine that there are many serious guests with legitimate stories to tell and credible unexplained phenomena to expose.
now good old george has introduced the PARANORMAL DATING SITE. what could go wrong? if you want to breed true lunatics you have to have a pure gene pool, no normal genes allowed. so it makes perfect sense to create a vehicle that will match up lunatics on a global scale. coast to coast has over 500 radio stations promoting the gospel of alien conspiracies and all things super natural so there is a large sample of humanity just waiting to get hooked up with like minded crack pots. who knows, maybe one of these days i'll start wearing a tin foil hat and dip my toe into the paranormal dating pool. like i said, what could go wrong?
i love you sons of bitches.
******CLIFFHANGER!
I WAS DOING SOME GARDENING AT MY MOM'S HOUSE AND FOUND A TREASURE! A LESS TRAINED EYE WOULD NOT HAVE RECOGNIZED IT BUT OLD EAGLE EYES PILGRIM IMMEDIATELY FIGURED IT OUT. I HAD TO ABANDON MY GROUCHY OLD BAG OF SISTER AND FLY HOME TO UNRAVEL THE MYSTERY AND SURE ENOUGH, GOD FUCKING LOVES ME!*******
*****IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF GIMMICKS, YOU'LL HAVE TO AWAIT MY NEXT POST FOR THE DETAILS.*****
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I've never heard of George Noory but it sounds like a perfect site for Leslie to finely find a mate. Na, never mind, not even an insane person would want that cunt.
I listen to coast to coast. But every so often I even listen to the nut case Pat Robertson.
Coffee is on
king - have you ever heard of art bell?
dora - after listening to coast to coast i think pat robertson may be an alien. the aliens are doing in depth research as to just how stupid earthlings can be and dear old pat is the gold standard.
never heard of him...thank the Goddess
Pat R just remind me how I don't need to go to church
So what do paranormal daters do? Have a threesome with a ghost? Actually, it's difficult to think of humans who believe in this crap being interested in sex. Maybe with aliens, but not with other humans.
js- george is a cool guy. you might like him.
dora - i don't need to go to church either.
gb - hey! i believe in this crap and i'm occasionally interested in sex.
The old fart in the other RV may have a tinfoil hat under the knitted cap he always wears, and he is always screaming and cussing at something even though all he has is a cat in there. And he always wears a headband light that is always turned on.
That is what passes for entertainment here.
sounds like my kind of place.
I love that song.
me too. i'd be honored if my daughter married a carpenter. a skilled carpenter is a true craftsman.
Can't wait to read all about your discovery, BP. Take care my friend and Happy Father's Day to you.
Hey Billy - Just now saw your June 5th post on my absentee blog (have been trying to get my own life back in order so haven't checked in in ages). How was Don Quixote? How are you? Just trying to stay alive on this end. Thanks for thinking of me once in awhile...
mr shife - and a glorious father's day it was!
doc - don quixote is excellent. i'm back to thinking it's the finest novel ever written.
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