Tuesday, August 11, 2015

bonus

i have a confession. when i started this epic odyssey to document the aging process, the gimmick was front and center in my old mind. i didn't even know what 5 songs would be highlighted but such is life. to make amends for this transgression, allow me to share the most poignant poem of our generation:

There once was thug named Brown

Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown

Six bullets later

He met his creator

Then his homies burnt the town down

i wanted to share this epic poem on facebook but it might cost me a few friends and i can't afford to lose any more friends since they're dropping like flies these days.

i love you sons of bitches.

7 comments:

BBC said...

Judge: Why did you shoot him six times?

Defendant: Because when I pulled the trigger the seventh time the gun just went click.

Gorilla Bananas said...

You'd really lose friends over that? I'd be hoping to make a few buddies after publishing a limerick of that quality.

yellowdoggranny said...

longfellow..you ain't ..but it rhymed nicely.

billy pilgrim said...

king - but don't modern guns have more than 6 bullets?

gb - jungle friends see the big picture. facebook friends tend to be a bit on the namby pamby side.

billy pilgrim said...

js - i'd like to take credit for writing it but must confess to a wee bit of plagiarism.

BBC said...

Yes some modern guns hold more than six bullets but it is just some humor so fucking laugh.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I heard there was a similar riot in Nantucket . . .