son of a bitch, i wrote a truly magnificent and inspiring epistle on the aging process and then i clicked on the wrong x and the goddamned son of a whore got deleted! perhaps it was a sign that the aging process is accelerating at a far greater pace than i had imagined. so it goes.
all the flowery prose and descriptions are down the crapper with the deleted post so here's the song i've selected to be played as i ascend to valhalla. anyone with half a fucking brain probably figured out what song i would select at the onset of this award winning series on the aging process of a man whom a few morons think is the product of white privilege.
now as an added bonus, here's how my main man shane has aged over the years. 30 years hence he is a free man in paris.
yes, i watched the whole concert and in the spirit of a true celtic warrior, shane appeared to be gaining strength as the concert went on.
i love you sons of bitches and i'm truly sorry that you were unable to read the original masterpiece that i mistakenly deleted.
16 comments:
Well, we'll just have to imagine what the post said and feel inspired by our imaginings. Age brings wisdom for some lucky people, so I wish you good luck.
excellent idea mr bananas. my prose can't hold a candle to everyone's imaginations so i'd be wise to quit while i'm ahead.
Sorry about the lost blog. It doesn't save it automatically as you go? I know Blogger does that. Darn!
I was talking to an Irishman who said that Shane sometimes is incoherent and a mess, and then he has those flashes of brilliance still, just as you were saying. I need to listen to more of those guys. If they're on Spotify I will crush a few albums tonight, as a matte of fact.
kenneth - yeah, there were times when shane was totally incoherent and rumored to be close to death. apparently sinnead o'conner took him to dry out once.
Gee I mess up all time on the computer.
I'll have to put my attempts of prose on my blog one of these days..I rhymed lap and clap and thought it was genius..
I love the pooges..
dora - yes, the younger generation is more suited to computers but us more mature people don't give up easily.
js - i got the clap
and the blueballs too
the clap don't hurt
but the blueballs do.
Speaking of turtles (something you like), I live in Oregon now, but grew up in Mississippi where beautiful box turtles roamed the woods, and of all the things I miss about my former home, they’re near the top.
“the clap don't hurt
but the blueballs do.”
Been taking that Viagra and got “an erection lasting more than four hours” have you? I’m incredulous that anyone could hold out for four hours before “seeking medical attention.”
I demand a refund!
I'll be back when a computer with Firefox on it is available..
snowbrush - turtles roaming the woods, i like your style.
thims - read the back of your ticket stub.
king - firefox? how about chrome?
Snowbrush, I rather like the cut of your jib.
"snowbrush - turtles roaming the woods, i like your style."
It wasn't as scary as it sounds because, when threatened, I could easily outrun them, but there was always the fear that I might trip, knock myself out, and awaken surrounded by their malevolent beady eyes.
"Snowbrush, I rather like the cut of your jib."
Thimscool, thank you. Now, having no other way to get in touch with you, I’ll presume to answer your homepage question here:
“You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?”
First off, I no longer move the pot early having cut back on how many oxycodones I mix with my Ativans. My problem is rather that I start the coffee maker without ever putting the pot under it, and the coffee runs all over the counter and floor. Therefore, my answer, such is it is, is that I smell the coffee.
BBC, why don't you just download Firefox on the computer you already have?
snow - if i had a nickel for everytime i've forgot to put the pot under the dripper i could probably buy a bottle of pop. i just bought 10 2lb tins of coffee on sale for $5.38 and i got $1.60 worth of points on each can making the price $3.78/tin. i need a lot of caffeine to keep up with the rip.
Snow, I have firefox on my computer but I wuz at da library.
I'll bet Valhalla is full of hot chicks with nice tits and they love cocks.
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