some men would bemoan turning 60 while others would celebrate the great accomplishment. i see opportunity. a fabulous opportunity to boost my international readership with a top notch gimmick.
enjoy the moment is pleased as punch to announce the 5 days of music to commemorate the pilgrim turning 60. the previous gimmick involving the character jugs was too long for my easily distracted domestic readership. careful analysis of that gimmick revealed interest and readership peaked on the 6th day. my aging readership is clearly showing signs of cognitive impairment so this time it'll wrap up on day 5.
i plan to commemorate the blessed event with one song about aging each day until the winning song is revealed on day 5. (the days may or may not run consecutively as i, like the domestic readership, am easily distracted.)
i'll get things started with good old dino:
i love you sons of bitches.
i forgot to mention that ripper generously gave me a freshly killed rat for my birthday. for the first time since ruby ascended to the next level, full security has been restored at prilgrimville.
10 comments:
60.....your just a baby...and I love ole Dean
Was Dean Martin ever young? I just can't imagine him as a frisky young buck. I think 'Memories are made of this' was his best one. How long do you have to wait for a pension?
js - yes, but i have more miles behind me than ahead of me.
gb - if i had been more organised and planned ahead, i could be collecting a pension now but alas i didn't plan ahead and it might take several months to get things processed.
Dean seems to be fighting a belch with every breath.
leslie - that's because he's 4 rats short of a pack. sammy, frank, joey and peter are missing.
luke - went hang gliding once and never made it into the air because a buddy crashed before i had a chance to get airborne.
I remember a young Dean, then we all started getting old over the years, those of us still here anyway.
Hey, happy fucking birthday !!!!
Ah, Leslie, once a cunt always a cunt, I guess...
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