the enemy

we have met the enemy and he is us

it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that we in the west are indeed our own worst enemies. we don't have to look in mosques or synagogues, we merely have to look in the mirror. that son of a bitch looking back at me in the mirror is getting pretty old and wrinkled. i winked at the prick and he was kind enough to whisper his plan into my ear:

Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will strangle your cities with traffic. We'll draw you into fighting useless wars. We'll send in developers to ravage your land and replace your individual farms with corporations. We will force your citizens into the slavery of credit card debt. We'll send gangsters into your schools to sell your children drugs. We'll replace each of your meals with empty junk food. One way or another, you'll see who comes out on top.

i suspect he borrowed a lot of ideas from the nixon-khrushchev kitchen debate but regardless of where the idea originated, you gotta admit it's been very successful so far. our great leaders have been onto this plan for many years but rather than bring an end to the cunning plot, they decided to spread this man made disease to the rest of the planet. our leaders have been so successful at spreading this disease that the dumb sons of bitches in the developing world are not fighting back, in fact they're paying us for the privilege of being poisoned by junk food and industrial by-products.

now someone just has to tell those nogoodnik muslims to relax, they don't have to shoot us or blow us to smithereens, we'll take of it ourselves.

or maybe we should just apologize to the muslims and call the whole thing off.

i love you sons of bitches.