joe joe made it go
art art blew a fart
and blew the fecking thing apart.
speaking of art, the fast food princess painted a little picture for my birthday. somewhere along the line she noticed that i like turtles.
when i was a teenager my goal was to retire at 35. that didn't happen. then i dreamed of retiring at 50. that didn't happen. then i dreamed of retiring at 55. i've now reached 55 and the time has come to shit or get off the pot.
i might shit this spring.
in honor of the fast food princess and her art.
15 comments:
Retire at 55 ?!?!? Unless you're a Porn Star, that sounds a little EARLY.
good luck with the retirement..
the princess is very talented..I love the painting very much.
Your fast food princess is a wonderful artist. I love it!
I saw a great clip during shark week where a bull shark was thinking of a turtle snack. The turtle looked at it, and charged it, then bit it and the shark swam off. Never mess with a snapping turtle. :-)
I hope you get to shit this spring billy. You deserve it.
heff - it's in the bible, numbers 8:23-26. retire at 50.
yellowdog - any painting with turtles is a winner. maybe obama should start wearing a t-shirt with turtles on it.
ananda - the lovely mrs myshkin says i'm so full of shit my eyes are brown so it just might happen this spring.
That's a great birthday present and done very well. Love that song. As to retiring at 55 I'll believe that when I see it. Though I managed it at 53 but it wasn't my idea.
That's a beautiful picture.
Billy you are just one of those people who has better things to do than retire.
Howdy, I'm gonna be honest. I came into your blog randomly and noticed the youtube video with the asian girls on it.... so i clicked it... and I had totally forgot about that song. Anyways, thanks for posting it and good luck with retirement.
I say retire @ 55 but you should have something else to do, rust never sleeps.
mr wit - 53! god loves you.
charlene - funny, i always thought i had better things to do than work.
suck - those ladies caught my attention too!
tex - yup, time fades away. long may you run.
She did good and the vid is good also.
Cowboy up and work into your 60's like I did.
it's in the bible, numbers 8:23-26. retire at 50.
You read the fucking bible? It always made me want to puke. Retire at fifty, big fucking deal, back then we only lived to 40.
billy - it's the biggest money making scheme in the history of our planet, of course i've read it.
It's also one of the three biggest trouble makers.
I guess I CAN'T go with that of the "Good Book" then, because there's NO FUCKIN' WAY I'm gonna have enough to retire on by 50 !
"Amen"
come retire in West, Texas..Nitwit found a brick house here with a bunch of bed rooms(nearly brand new too) and a swimming pool...for under $300,000. Plus it's about 2 miles from me.
yellowdog - i'd love to but alas i'm stuck in mobile with the memphis blues.
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