Tuesday, August 31, 2010

art

gene gene built a machine
joe joe made it go
art art blew a fart
and blew the fecking thing apart.

speaking of art, the fast food princess painted a little picture for my birthday. somewhere along the line she noticed that i like turtles.



when i was a teenager my goal was to retire at 35. that didn't happen. then i dreamed of retiring at 50. that didn't happen. then i dreamed of retiring at 55. i've now reached 55 and the time has come to shit or get off the pot.

i might shit this spring.

in honor of the fast food princess and her art.

15 comments:

Heff said...

Retire at 55 ?!?!? Unless you're a Porn Star, that sounds a little EARLY.

yellowdoggranny said...

good luck with the retirement..
the princess is very talented..I love the painting very much.

Ananda girl said...

Your fast food princess is a wonderful artist. I love it!

I saw a great clip during shark week where a bull shark was thinking of a turtle snack. The turtle looked at it, and charged it, then bit it and the shark swam off. Never mess with a snapping turtle. :-)

I hope you get to shit this spring billy. You deserve it.

billy pilgrim said...

heff - it's in the bible, numbers 8:23-26. retire at 50.

yellowdog - any painting with turtles is a winner. maybe obama should start wearing a t-shirt with turtles on it.

ananda - the lovely mrs myshkin says i'm so full of shit my eyes are brown so it just might happen this spring.

Nit Wit said...

That's a great birthday present and done very well. Love that song. As to retiring at 55 I'll believe that when I see it. Though I managed it at 53 but it wasn't my idea.

Charlene said...

That's a beautiful picture.

Billy you are just one of those people who has better things to do than retire.

SuckMyBet said...

Howdy, I'm gonna be honest. I came into your blog randomly and noticed the youtube video with the asian girls on it.... so i clicked it... and I had totally forgot about that song. Anyways, thanks for posting it and good luck with retirement.

texlahoma said...

I say retire @ 55 but you should have something else to do, rust never sleeps.

billy pilgrim said...

mr wit - 53! god loves you.

charlene - funny, i always thought i had better things to do than work.

suck - those ladies caught my attention too!

tex - yup, time fades away. long may you run.

BBC said...

She did good and the vid is good also.

Cowboy up and work into your 60's like I did.

it's in the bible, numbers 8:23-26. retire at 50.

You read the fucking bible? It always made me want to puke. Retire at fifty, big fucking deal, back then we only lived to 40.

billy pilgrim said...

billy - it's the biggest money making scheme in the history of our planet, of course i've read it.

BBC said...

It's also one of the three biggest trouble makers.

Heff said...

I guess I CAN'T go with that of the "Good Book" then, because there's NO FUCKIN' WAY I'm gonna have enough to retire on by 50 !


"Amen"

yellowdoggranny said...

come retire in West, Texas..Nitwit found a brick house here with a bunch of bed rooms(nearly brand new too) and a swimming pool...for under $300,000. Plus it's about 2 miles from me.

billy pilgrim said...

yellowdog - i'd love to but alas i'm stuck in mobile with the memphis blues.