feckin firecrackers

poor little, poor little, poor little roo...

it's that time of year that ruby hates and i have mixed emotions about. ruby is truly terrorized by firecrackers. when she hears a firecracker something short circuits in her brain and she turns into a panic stricken beast. she'll try and squeeze behind our fridge, behind the washing machine, behind the hot water tank, behind the furnace etc. of course she can do damage behind all this stuff so i have to catch her and lock her up in a safe place. she's not a happy beast when locked up.

i don't know who to curse more, chinese merchants or indians. firecrackers are supposedly illegal here but the utes have no trouble buying them from chinese stores or one of the nearby indian reservations.

i just have to tell ruby to think of basking in the summer sun.



on the bright side i'll be buying a shit load of half price candy come monday morning.

i love you spooky sons of bitches.

we got cousin eddie!

yesterday was a red letter day for canada.

randy quaid has sought REFUGEE STATUS IN CANADA!

i'm going to be mighty upset if his claim is rejected. i'm not an immigration attorney but i don't think his chances are very good for one main reason, he's white. but even if his claim is rejected he can do what all the african, latino, muslim, etc claimants do, get free legal aid and spend 10 years appealing every decision. then after all the appeals are exhausted he can seek refuge in a church basement.

i've always wanted to start up a new gimcrack religion, now i have a reason. give randy quaid santuary!



god bless randy!

ouch

yesterday was cleaning and scaling day at the dentist and it did not go well.

i called to confirm my appointment for 8:45 on monday and the receptionist asked if i could do 9:00. i said no, i have a 10:00 appointment elsewhere so i need to start the cleaning at 8:45 so i showed up at 8:40 ready for action. they didn't take me until 9:02. the f-bombs started flying around 8:55.

on the plus side the sensodyne toothpaste i've been using substantially reduced the temperature sensitivity. or it might have been my foul mood in the chair that caused the hygenist to take it easy on me. in any case it's over and i might have to find a new dentist but i have no regret in dropping the f-bombs. the deal was 8:45 and it was obvious to me that the kunt receptionist had no intention of having me in the chair at that time.

this makes me mad too.



i love you sons of bitches.

a touch of sanity

drug addicts are getting STERILIZED FOR CASH.

it makes a lot of sense to sterilize drug addicts. drug addicts are not going to have healthy children. chances are the fruit of their loins will have many problems that are going to cost society a fortune. one kid with fetal alcohol syndrome can literally cost society millions of dollars. in canada it costs $103,000.00 per year to keep a person in prison. i've long advocated giving long term welfare recipients a cash incentive to stop reproducing.

face it, there is an infestation of malfunctioning humans on this planet.



an incentive to sterilize inbred global warming deniers would also be nice but it might be difficult explaining the rudimentary mathematics to them.

i love all you sons of bitches that agree with me.

god bless bacon

every once and a while i read a story that makes me smile.

THIS HAS ME SMILING LONG TIME

i certainly don't consider this to be a hate crime although i must confess, i hate bacon. i'm the only person in our family who hates bacon so maybe i'm really a jew or muslim who was kidnapped at birth and raised by infidels. or maybe not.

back to business. i never read the christian science monitor until recently. the name put me off. i considered it to be some sort of gimcrack religious propaganda. then a few months ago a google search landed me on a christian science article and it's been one of my favorite sources of news ever since. go figure.



i love you sons of bitches.

canada strikes out

chicken little lives!

the sky is falling, the sky is falling.......

canada lost out in its bid to get a seat on the united nations security council. according to our media it is A DEEP EMBARRASSMENT FOR CANADA.

our newspapers have been full of stories laying blame for this major embarrassment. the party in power blames the opposition party for saying negative stuff about the bid and the opposition party blames the government for being feckin idiots and blowing the bid.

no one is stating the obvious:

THE UNITED NATIONS IS A CESSPOOL OF CORRUPTION WITH THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIONS PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN FEATHERING THEIR OWN NEST.

canada lost out to germany and portugal. portugal is a bankrupt nation that basically contributes nothing to the world at this point in time and i believe germany has started a few wars in her past. would you give your national security information to germany?

i think the correct headline should be:

THANK CHRIST, WE'RE NOT STUCK WITH BEING ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

earlier this year we hosted a G20 summit, it cost over a billion bucks for provide security for all the international professional parasites. of course our cops made a fortune in overtime. (have i ever mentioned that i don't like cops?)

fuck the united nations, lets give our money to green peace, the sea shepherd society and the world wildlife fund.



i love you sons of bitches.

throw stephen hawking in jail

500 years ago stephen hawking would have been tossed in jail for saying SOME GOD MAY NOT HAVE CREATED THE UNIVERSE

i have a question.

how many mulligans does organized religion get?

these are the guys who made galileo's life a living hell for having the temerity to say that the earth revolves around the sun. it took about 350 years but THE VATICAN ADMITS GALILEO WAS RIGHT.

when i was a kid we were told that god, heaven and the whole shebang lived on the clouds floating overhead. guess what, he's not there.

why am i rehashing all this stuff? because i'm bitter. no, i'm not bitter over priestly pedophilia or any other misdeeds of the church. i'm bitter because the church has set science back a few thousand years. if not for the feckin church and all their lovely inquisitions my medical issues would be treatable and a friend i just lost to cancer would most likely be alive right now. oh yeah, i'd probably have a space ship and be having lunch at a nice little cafe at the edge of universe.

i'm also bitter over tax subsidized religious bigotry and the like.

for personal reasons there is one man of god i have the utmost respect for:



i love you infidel sons of bitches

stuff that doesn't work

my harman kardon avr 525 actually works very well, i just doesn't work all that well for me.

i had a harman kardon avr 5 and i really liked it so after a few years i upgraded to an avr 45. i liked the avr 45 so much i upgraded to an avr 525. these upgrades took place in the days when i was drinking a little too much. alcohol and music just seem to go together. the avr 525 works really well when it's set up correctly but it can be a real pain in the arse when the wrong button is pressed.

after i had it for a while it developed a nasty humming sound. after finally reading the manual i learned that static builds up around the high current amp and you have to unplug it for a while to let things settle down. fair enough, but somehow i often lost the settings i liked when pulling the plug and there must be hundreds if not thousands of different combinations of sound, equipment etc. this was fine when sonny was around to fix things. alas, he's gone.

a few days ago i noticed the static building up so i decided to pull the plug to let things settle down. it's not easy to pull the plug, there are tons of wires and there's not much room between the unit and the wall. also, i have this feckin dvd recorder plugged into the avr 525 that i never use, i just like the clock. every time i unplug the avr 525 the clock on the dvd recorder has to be reset and that isn't easy for me. so after getting rid of the annoying humming noise i sat down to watch a movie. the sound was terrible so i spent an eternity trying to get the right setting. i just couldn't get it to sound right. after a few days of aggravation i figured it out. i stepped on a feckin speaker wire while unplugging it and one speaker became disconnected. somehow having one speaker disconnected threw everything else out of kilter rather than just losing sound in the one speaker. the feckin thing is driving me nuts!!

the end of this clip is what i feel like doing.



of course the kirby would clean up the mess.