yesterday was a red letter day for canada.
randy quaid has sought REFUGEE STATUS IN CANADA!
i'm going to be mighty upset if his claim is rejected. i'm not an immigration attorney but i don't think his chances are very good for one main reason, he's white. but even if his claim is rejected he can do what all the african, latino, muslim, etc claimants do, get free legal aid and spend 10 years appealing every decision. then after all the appeals are exhausted he can seek refuge in a church basement.
i've always wanted to start up a new gimcrack religion, now i have a reason. give randy quaid santuary!
god bless randy!
21 comments:
Please please please keep that stupid son of a bitch.
unfortunately, the cops caught me doing it while more than a little intoxicated. i had a lovely few days in jail.
Never been in a jail I didn't enjoy.
hey why should be have all the time..you should enjoy some of his craziness too. I just want to see how he's going to be able to buy his crack there in Canaderia.
Oh hell, it's easy to get crack in Canarderia, the whole fucking country is high.
But I love those sons a bitches.
billy - i hope we keep him. i think jail is a young man's game. right now i'd rather have sex with joan rivers than spend a night in jail.
yellowdog - we have lots of little latinos standing on the corner selling crack. they get busted and are back on the street the next day.
What a crook! Does anyone in Canada really buy this crap?
where do I sign up to join? hahaha Hi Leo I am back. Good to see you! :))) Hows the music?
gorilla - we have oodles of bogus refugees. some commit horrendous crimes but it's next to impossible to deport them.
mcraven - it's so nice to see an old friend....
by the way, did she mention my name?
welcome back!
Yea Canada can have him for awhile. Although my favorite role he did was the crop duster in Independence day. Seems like he always plays someone who isn't in complete control.
lucky you! happy halloween - shitters full!
Bwahahahaaa !!! Keep him !
mr wit - can you think of anything he did that wasn't good? i can't.
rocky - one of randy's more tasteful lines and he had a lot of them.
heff - i hope we keep him.
I'd make sure he has had a vasectomy before I'd let him in. Nobody wants a bunch of ugly Canadian babies crawling around.
If the jails in Canada are decent maybe I can get them to adopt me.
Do we get Cousin Eddie for certain holidays? The Clark Griswold festivals will not be the same without him. And I am pretty sure he has turned into Cousin Eddie with all the stuff he has been doing lately.
Ok how long do I gotta wait for a new post? Love you. hehehe
tex - we already have a shit load of ugly babies crawling around.
billy - it's tough to get into a federal minimum security prison, there's a huge waiting list but it's worth it.
mcraven - i've been camped outside the immigration building waiting to get a glimpse of cousin eddie. as soon as i take a shower, have a crap and grab a clean sleeping bag i'm off to resume my vigil.
billy - it's tough to get into a federal minimum security prison, there's a huge waiting list but it's worth it.
Would wounding a Mountie do it?
A federal minimum security prison seems like a pretty decent retirement plan to me.
billy - i had a friend in a federal minimum security prison for embezzlement. he lived in a nice little cabin, spent his days playing golf and tennis and ordered all his food in. it was a sweet deal, when he got out he was well tanned and in excellent physical shape.
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