after about 10 years of faithful service the red rocket has found a new home with a nice jewish family. one bike had to go and the red rocket drew the short stick. i advertised her on craigslist for $125 and got a few nibbles but no bites. i then reduced the price to $112.50. of course i was willing to take $100. a young man, about 30, came to see her and fell in love with her. he offered me $100 but since i could tell he was smitten i told him $110 was the lowest i'd go. i now have $110 in my pocket.
how do i know the red rocket is with a nice jewish family? because the young man told me several times that he was jewish. he was a very nice man but for the life of me i couldn't figure out why he kept telling me about his gimcrack religion.
the red rocket was a faithful friend. i must have collected well over $1000 in beer cans whilst riding her through the local parks. now the mantle has been passed to the iron maiden and the black adder. i haven't decided which one will be my main squeeze but i'm leaning towards the iron maiden. the black adder will probably be my sunday-go-to-meeting ride.
i love you sons of bitches.
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Nice ride. Are those disc brakes on the front wheel?
I suppose my 20 some year old three speed would fetch me five bucks but I have no intention of selling that bitch, I bought her new and we've been down a lot of roads together. Some cheap bitches are just worth keeping around.
And these sunday meetings you go to would be?
All bikes seem to have nekkid wheels these days. When did mud guards go out of fashion?
robert - yes, it's an early model disc brake. the bike shop didn't carry any brake pads for it so that was my main reason for selling it.
billy - and some bitches outlive their usefulness.
gb - fenders don't stand up very well when mountain biking. i'm thinking about putting fenders on the iron maiden.
did a little tiny tear drop from your eye?...she was a good one..glad she has a nice home..maybe that was his way of bargaining ?..I'm a Jew, watch out for my haggling ability.??
yellowdog - i do miss the old girl but it's time for the iron maiden to step up to the plate.
I knew he was Jewish when he only offered you $ 100 for the bike, LOL !!!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, Bill Pil !
Anything with tits or tires will give you problems but I prefer the bitches with tires, at least they don't back talk me.
heff - merry feckin xmas to you!!
billy - tough choice, the lovely mrs myshkin or the black adder. which one brings me more pleasure??
I have no idea, but if you got two things you can get along with and one has tits that's cool.
A beautiful bike.
Gimcrack religion?
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