Thursday, December 16, 2010

two turtledoves......

merry f'n xmas

(that's how i signed the xmas cards i sent out this year)

i heard this on the radio yesterday and fell in love with it.



it would be heaven on earth to wake up next to dame kiri te kanawa and have her whisper 2 turtledoves into my ear each morning.

i love you sons of bitches.

14 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Is it my imagination, or do the men in the choir have unusually high voices? You're right about Kiri, she should have been a beauty queen.

secret agent woman said...

Not Happy Feckin Christmas?

billy pilgrim said...

gb - kiri is sweet, a little old for me though.

secret - good point, maybe next year.

BBC said...

Fuck, I don't send xmas cards or listen to xmas music anymore.

But I'd bang her in a New York minute.

I love you also, ya son of a bitch.

Hey, was over at Ricks shop this afternoon, his radio is always tuned onto a Canadian radio station.

They were bragging about giving free booze to homeless alcoholics, free booze, you sure are a bunch of loving fuckers, or stupid fuckers.

I think you're being infiltrated by our democrats.

BBC said...

Come to think of it, you don't need our fucking democrats, you have your fucking french.

yellowdoggranny said...

I always send out Christmas cards with Merry fucking Christmas on them..always..
beautiful voice..
merry fucking Christmas.

Robert the Skeptic said...

That was great - I've only heard "Little Drummer Boy" about sixteen-million times since Thanksgiving.

billy pilgrim said...

yellowdog - i lack the courage to use the whole f word.

robert - i might even download her greatest opera hits. nah, i'm not that cultured.

texlahoma said...

I think after about a year I would get tired of someone whispering 2 turtledoves in my ear each morning, but maybe not.
I'm not tired of "Hey Fatso!" yet.

Mr. Shife said...

I hope you have been a good boy and Santa brings you what you want. Merry effin' Christmas to you as well.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - turtles stand the test of time.

mr s - i've been gooder than good.

Shrinky said...

She sure knows how to belt out a song, doesn't she?

I'm wrapping two turtle doves to post on (if they stop wriggling), Merry fecking Christmas to you too, dear grumpy old sod..

Heff said...

I'll probably make my Friday post a Christmas card, because I'm just that fuckin' lazy.

yellowdoggranny said...

by now people expect it from me..