imagine for a moment that there is a god. correct that, imagine for a moment that there is a supreme being looking over our sweet little planet. perhaps this supreme being is not land or air based but is water based and decided that 71% of the planet should be covered in oceans. the supreme being was happy for eons as he frolicked in the oceans and bonded with denizens of the deep. there were some very large peaceful creatures that were able to communicate with the supreme being from distances of thousands of miles.
after eons of peace and tranquility a land based species took to the oceans and exploited the realm of the supreme being with wanton disregard for the ocean creatures. toxins were discharged into the pristine waters, wars were fought on the oceans, nuclear weapons were tested in the oceans and the ocean creatures were hunted to the point of extinction.
there was one nasty little nation that was hell bent on exploiting the soul mates of the supreme being, the whales. even the other selfish human nations of the planet were disgusted with the slaughter of whales and passed ineffective international laws protecting the whales but the nasty little nation persisted in hunting the whales to the brink of extinction. the nasty little nation was japan.
one fine day the supreme being conducted a census of his ocean friends and was alarmed at the results. his friends were quickly disappearing, soon he would have no soul mates to serenade him in song as he happily frolicked in the now dirty waters. enough was enough, time to teach that nasty little nation a lesson. a little shake, rattle and roll of the land surrounding the nasty little nation.
who is more important to the planet?
the whales or the nasty little nation that persists on slaughtering them.
the supreme being may have made up his mind.
so it goes.
16 comments:
NO, AlGump & the Fried Earthers have already decreed "global warming" caused the quake, even though it's proven bullshit - DO try to keep up with the latest lies/fear-mongering/empty-headed emotionalism-based scare-tactics!
if it was any other country that was affected i'd lean toward global warming being a factor but for this one i have to go with the whales.
the melting ice caps are changing the pressure exerted on the ocean floors and upsetting a delicate balance, so they say.
Your theory is very far fetched or we would have been punished more for messing with his on land soul mates, the native americans.
I don't suppose that seals and penguins want to see the whales stick around being as they are whale food.
We're due for a big shaker also, and if it happens I'm not attributing it to any dumb ass supreme being.
Anyway, sometimes I wonder if removing all that oil down there is making these quakes stronger, we're removing the lubricating oil so they build up more force before things give. Just a thought.
I like your theory...
I love Country Joe and The Fish.
I agree.
I'm leaning towards that oil theory, for different reasons: Over a century of taking out petroleum & not putting anything back leaves a HUGE ass empty spot.
Nature abhors a vacuum with nothing but Earth to fill it up.
Eventually, massive hollow caverns deep underground are going to collapse under the pressure of weight above!
I like the oil idea too but did it ever occur to you that the supreme being is the Earth and it's pissed about a lot of stuff.
Oh, and most whales filter plankton out of the water and don't even have teeth.
billy - they've been predicting the big one in the pacific northwest for as long as i can remember. i think having green peace and the sea shepherd society formed in vancouver has saved us.
yellowdog - give me an f, give me a u ......
cheyenne - thanks
ted - i've always wondered what happens to the space where the oil was sitting. i better ask sonny next time he comes to town.
mr wit - how did whale teeth or the lack thereof enter into this?
Maybe God dislikes cameras and short people but absolutely hates short people with cameras.
tex - i think god dislikes all humans. he takes their money and gives them a set of rules that take all the fun out of life.
I'm with ya man! Don't forget about the drift nets that caught all the dolphins and sea turtles.
anon - i like the cut of you jib.
drop by anytime, the water is warm and there's plenty to eat.
I liked that song and the video. There's a lot of truth in them, for sure. I enjoyed your story about the water-based supreme being. Hell, it could be a true story, for all we know. I think it's important we keep an open mind about the argument for and against global warming. To just automatically shut out ideas is, well, a bad idea. I do know the whale hunting has gone on way too long. It's cruel, needless and many other adjectives I could interject here.
Take care and thanks for commenting on my site. I ALWAYS return a comment for a comment.
kelly - you're a true gentleman, the whales thank you for your support.
what's that spell?
FUCK!!!
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