Saturday, April 30, 2011

thank you lord!

our election is 2 days away and things just became real interesting.

jack layton, leader of the new democrats, has been soaring in the polls and has been acting like he's king of the world then something happened.

jack layton was CAUGHT NAKED IN A BAWDY HOUSE!!!

this happened in 1996 and it seems like more than a bit of a coincidence that the news came out 2 days before the election and when he was soaring in the polls.

of course he is denying any wrong doing. he was a city councilor at the time of the incident and the city cops let him off. he has an asian wife and was found naked in an asian bawdy house so i guess he has an asian fetish.

the reason i like this so much is jack is a totally sanctimonious prick. he always claims the moral high ground and acts like his shit don't stink but i guess it does now. predictably all his supporters are calling this a smear campaign and predicting it will backfire and of course his opponents are happy as pigs in shit but not making any comments. i don't know if this will have any effect on the outcome of the election but it makes me happy. i love seeing politicians squirm.



i love you sons of bitches

10 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Do you think he'll lose votes over this? His feminist supporters won't like it but some men might be more likely to vote for him.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - i don't think it'll make a lot of difference. the people that loved him will still love him and the people that hated him will still hate him but they'll feel smug about it.

BBC said...

thank you lord!

No need to thank me, it was just a little thing.

Boy, a pic of a 1960 Buick, cool.

His feminist supporters won't like it

Bah, the chicks up there are crazy, it won't hurt him any.

billy pilgrim said...

thanks again lord, any chance you could give jack the clap next time he visits a brother?

texlahoma said...

Sounds like justice! It makes me happy too and I just heard about it.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - his popularity has actually increased since the news broke that he was sexual deviant!

Robert the Skeptic said...

Now see in France or Italy, that type of publicity would HELP the candidate.

Kelly said...

They make a big deal about it here in the U.S. when high profile politicians are caught in sex acts... like Bill Clinton and the infamous head job from Monica Lewinskey. I always kinda liked Bill, he was a decent enough president and I thought the Republicans were smearing his rep to get him impeached and, unfortunately, they were able to get him impeached for a little while. He never claimed to be a saint but during his "trial", he made the mistake of pretty much saying a head job wasn't the same as sex. Anyway, my point is, is that it's always great when a petty sex scandal is found against politicians who are actually assholes (like Jack) but not so great when decent ones are getting set up or found out for trivial stuff that has nothing to do with their actual job.

billy pilgrim said...

robert - we'll know in a few hours if jack has nine lives.

kelly - clinton had style and charisma, layton is pompous pain in the arse!

BBC said...

I liked Clinton, what is not to like about a man with a great smile and the ability to entertain us with blow jobs?

We deserve something for our tax dollars.