Saturday, June 4, 2011

i'm going to malaysia!

malaysia may be the most enlightened country on the face of the earth!

a movement has started there called THE OBEDIENT WIFE CLUB

as much as the obedient wife club sounds nice i'll have to pass on malaysia. i think the muslims also place lots of dipshit rules on men.

on another note, my chompers can take a rest for the next 5 months. on thursday i got my cleaning and scaling done so it's clear sailing for me!! the scaling was a pain in the arse though. for the second straight time the dentist has personally done the scaling. i can always get the hygienist to take it easy on me but the dentist, she means feckin business.

here's how it went:



i love you sons of bitches.

those sons of bitches on facebook seem to be giving me the cold shoulder since i was a wee bit critical of zuckerberg's racket.

18 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

There are no obedient wives in your link, just a woman demonstrating hip-strengthening exercises. Do strong hips make an obedient wife? I doubt it.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - i must have been sabotaged by some nogoodnik from facebook. thanks for catching the mistake, it should be fixed now.

Bob Harrison said...

Ha. I like the disobedient kind-- they keep you moving.

billy pilgrim said...

bob - i've never met the obedient type so i can't make an informed comment on which type would make the better mate.

Robert the Skeptic said...

I might recommend the Malay women also consider the "Pole Dancing Club". Keep your hubby happy AND stay in shape at the same time.

BBC said...

The women all over this rock have become a pain in the ass, American women are teaching them how to do it.

If they don't want to jump his bones often they shouldn't get married, or even shack up for that matter.

I'm fine with a somewhat free woman, as long as she isn't pissing away all our money, but she had better be jumping my bones a lot.

peppylady (Dora) said...

I don't think..I know my membership wouldn't be excepted in Obedient club.
I would be lucky if I only got 30 days in those hardline religious places.

Coffee is on.

billy pilgrim said...

robert - i've always wondered about how hygienic it is using those poles without disinfecting them between dancers.

billy - are your old bones getting brittle yet?

dora - is it godiva chocolate coffee?

BBC said...

Beautiful Sunday here, fine day to start another war and blow shit up.

Or go boating...

billy - are your old bones getting brittle yet?

Not yet, lucky I guess.

BBC said...

I mean, thanks to whoever it was that momma screwed that night I ended up with some damn good genes.

billy pilgrim said...

billy - you should be out spreading those good genes!

you might want to stay away from malaysia, i understand you're not too crazy about muslims.

Mike said...

Looks awesome!

Shaw Kenawe said...

I'm the only woman commenting here?



Re: bone jumping: If you can keep up with us, we'll show you how long we can keep jumping.

billy pilgrim said...

mike - thanks

shaw - hey, what's with that boston bruins logo?

you missed dora.

how about a bicycle race instead of a bone jumping contest?

Jayne said...

Obedient Wife Club. Bwahahaha! Like that will cure all the social ills of the world. Bwahahaha. Let 'em try. ;)

texlahoma said...

That's a lot like my dentist visits. They have to strap me down too, then the dentist tell me how she's Alpha and Omega and how resistance is futile.

billy pilgrim said...

jayne - every long journey begins with a single step.

tex - my dentist is hotter than the borg queen but it still hurts.

yellowdoggranny said...

join the republican party in America..seems like them bastids get to fuck everyone and anything they want and the wives stand by their man..stupid stupid stupid.