the lovely mrs myshkin returns from abroad on sunday. on or about sunday morning i'll have to do a little cleaning. maybe.
i was planning on buying myself a nice new toy to compensate for all the money she's pissing away in europe and have had my eye on a few motorcycles but the weather has been the absolute shits. here we are in summer and there hasn't been one stretch of good weather. right now we have light rain with a temperature of about 15 degrees celcius. riding a motorcycle in shitty weather is for tough guys and teenagers. i'm neither. i also considered buying a new sound system but after dropping into a few stores i quickly decided that it might be better to wait for sonny to move back to town. i need a good science officer to make things work.
so she's coming home and i haven't bought any toys. i feel like cinderella. my ugly stepsister is living the life of riley and i have no new toys. woe is me.
when i told ruby that the old grouch is returning she quickly sought shelter from the storm.
if you don't hear from me after sunday, call the cops. i might be dead.
i love you sons of bitches.
15 comments:
Sounds like what you need to buy is a pair of long johns and an electric blanket...or buy the motorbike and ride 1000 miles south.
I would like to see a post here from Mrs. M. with photos from her trip and a play-by-play of your comeuppance ;^)
LOL! Ruby sure looks dubious of the Mrs's return.
You've still got two days... get shopping!
Buy a crock pot and make yourself a huge pot of pinto beans. Eat them all. What better way to say welcome home, honey bunny?
Bob gets under the computer desk like that sometimes. Bob the dog, not Bob the previous commenter, though he might, I really wouldn't know.
the lovely mrs myshkin returns from abroad on sunday.
Geez, why couldn't she just stay overseas on the broad?
No new toys? Fuck, get to shopping, you can come up with something, we're rooting for you, we're all in this together.
Hey, you need a nice sandblaster, if for no other reason than too smooth out the lines on whats her name.
Coffee grinder.
Hurry, go make an impulse buy of something completely frivolous... She'll be so happy to see you after her shopping spree that she's not likely to give a shit how much you spent.
I got the cops on speed dial, BP. Good luck and hope all goes well when the Mrs comes home. And if Ruby needs a vacation send the furball down to BOI because Tankster is ready. Take care and you can come too.
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thanks for all the cool suggestions. i'll have to ponder all this stuff whilst doing a little fishing.
Bob the commenter gets under the desk like that when his feet jerk the wires out of the wall. Kills my back. Good luck fishing Billy; I'm gonna try it this afternoon.
having already read the previous post I already know you will be joining Ruby under the desk.
having already read the previous post I already know you will be joining Ruby under the desk.
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