after halloween i picked up 4 boxes of potato chips and 2 boxes of nestle's little candy bars. there were some chocolate pumpkins marked down to 77 cents per 100 grams but i already had enough treats. on friday i noticed those cute little chocolate pumpkins were marked down to 44 cents per 100 grams so i figured what the hell and bought a bag. when i went to the self serve checkout they rang up as 24 cents per 100 grams. this made me happy! can you guess what i did next?
i bought 4 more feckin bags!
i meant what i said and i said what i meant, no marked down stale ju jubes this year.
5 bags of chocolate pumpkins!
so i got that going for me too, which is nice.
i'm sweet on you sons of bitches.
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That's a lot of little chocolate pumpkins!
Way to score! I tired to suck on a ju jube without chewing it. It refused to melt. Your teeth will thank you.
secret - i'm hoping i have enough to get me through to valentine's day.
silly - by the emperor, i love those little beauties. i have about 11 pounds and could probably get more tomorrow.
hehehe, get em while you can.
Those are chocolate pumpkins? They look like cherry tomatoes. Aren't you going to have to refrigerate them if you want them to last for months?
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said he will step up efforts to supply energy to Asia after Washington delayed a decision on whether to approve a new oil pipeline from Canada to the United States.
Who gives a shit. But I'm wondering where Canadians will get their oil from after they sell all of theirs.
I like to ponder on shit like that.
Buy all the chocolate you can when prices are down, can't grow co-co in Canada.
$2 a pound? That's a good deal for chocolate.
gb - i keep them in the basement where it's cool but you make a good point. i might toss the wives veggies from the fridge to make room for the chocolate.
bill - we can spin straw into gold. no problem with running out of oil.
thims - i'm disappointed with your math skills. 2.40 per kilo works out to $1.09 per pound.
all you need is a Dublin Dr Pepper to wash them down with.
SCORE!
Nice job, BP. Excellent work as always.
I hate metrics.
Many years ago, as I understand it, and I'm not sure I understand any fucking anymore. It was our governments policy to hang on to our oil and buy it from others cuz the last monkeys with oil are the winners.
Now we seem to be willing to screw ourselves out of our oil also. Oh well, someone has to be the losers.
We'll just go kill a bunch of monkeys in a oil rich area for our oil. We're so nice.
Give republicians enough time to come up with a reason and they'll start supporting killing Canadians.
I'm not into killing any Canadians, except for the asshole ones, but there's a few of them I'd like to screw to death.
Actually it is my reading comprehension skills that you should doubt. I was doing the calculation for $.44 per 0.1k.
A buck a pound for chocolate? That's almost as cheap as bulk candy corn before Halloween.
I am fascinated by these funky meat computers we call brains. What--oh, what?!--were you thinking when you went for these punkins? What lovely, quirky, irrational impulse expressed itself?
Ain't we wonderfully strange?
yellowdog - pop might be bad for my health.
red - the best score since the valentine chocolate hearts!
thims - too much on your mind, eh?
nance - there's just something about a bargain and saving a few kopeks. i can make or lose large amounts on other stuff and not bat an eyelash but saving a few bucks on candy or seeing some little thing on sale cheaper than i paid will stick in my craw for days if not weeks.
Yeah... trouble in paradise.
SWAT team raided a bunch of angry anarchist activists in an abandoned building.
M4's in peoples faces right on the main drag of my little liberal utopia. Resulted in a few misdemeanors and some soiled britches. No bail even. But the CHOSEN was taking no chances.
But the CHOSEN was taking no chances.
The chosen is supposed to take random pot shots at others to keep everyone alert. It's tempting to take a side, or even flip flop, but no sides is best.
If you've been chosen to run this rock you'd better get your ass busy.
thims - m4's and anarchists? maybe gun control isn't such a bad thing. our cops have slingshots and billy clubs.
bill - i could run this rock with my eyes closed and one arm tied behind my back.
Dublin Dr Pepper doesn't have sucrose it has cane sugar..1/2 the carbs and calories.
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