Wednesday, March 28, 2012

canandian politics cont.....

conservative - right wing
liberal - centertists
new democrat - left wing

on the weekend some guy named tom mulcair was elected leader of the new democratic party. in the past mulcair was a liberal cabinet minister in quebec.

the current interim leader of the federal liberals is bob rae. in the past bob was the new democratic premier of ontario.

jean charest is the liberal premier of quebec. in the past jean was the leader of the federal conservative party.

stephen harper is the conservative prime minister of canada. he was originally elected as a member of the reform party.

these are just the guys that are in the news at the moment but you get the picture. these creeps are nothing but opportunists that will jump ship at the drop of a hat if they sense more power or if they feel stagnated in their current party. the bizarre thing about it nobody seems to be outraged at these political chameleons. but if they make some politically incorrect statement about people of color or homosexuals all hell will break lose.

we are a nation of politically correct sheep waiting to be arse fucked by any slick politician with money who can stick to his/her script.



i love you sons of bitches.

35 comments:

peppylady (Dora) said...

I should keep better tract of Canadian politics. Sense I don't live far from Canada. Anyhow how far are you from the United States.
We're part of the kootenay.

Gorilla Bananas said...

You had a conservative who turned liberal? Your conservatives must be a lot more moderate than the American ones, I can't see Gingrich or Santorum ever turning liberal.

silly rabbit said...

I would have trouble keeping track of what party they were representing.
We have had a few politicians who jumped parties before, but not all running against each other in one election.

Can you have Ruby sniff them? She could tell which one was a rat!

billy pilgrim said...

dora - i'm about 20 miles from the border.

gb - there's not a lot of difference between our liberals and the conservatives. they basically do the same stuff but package it differently.

silly - ruby couldn't tell which one is a rat but she could tell which one has a cookie in his pocket.

BBC said...

conservative - right wing
liberal - centertists
new democrat - left wing


Word, they're just words in a house of mirrors and smoke screens.

yellowdoggranny said...

it's nice to know we're not the only country with fucked up politicians..

billy pilgrim said...

yellowdog - all we need now is a bunch of fucked up born again christians to guide our politicians.

BBC said...

I'm thinking most of your politicians may be christians, most of ours are.

thimscool said...

What exactly is a Christian?

Fundamentalists like to give a fortune cookie answer, and by their definition a slim sliver of folks will go to the pearly gates.

Others that call themselves Christian don't even believe in the pearly gates, much less hell.

The truth about what makes a Christian is indicated by the number of denominations...

thimscool said...

I usually describe myself as an evangelical agnostic, but I could also qualify as a post-Christian, pre-Christian.

The beginning is near!

billy pilgrim said...

walking in memphis sums it up for me:

And she said
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

billy pilgrim said...

as for religion, i'm a free agent.

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thimscool said...

SR is here! Yay!

billy pilgrim said...

thims - are you a member of team cunt?

BBC said...

I didn't remove my comment.

thimscool said...

Ah, the good old days before Facebook undermined the freaky side of the blogosphere...

BBC said...

Everything is the fucking freaky side anymore.

BBC said...

Hand over the silver and Reese's and no one gets hurt.

billy pilgrim said...

earth day.

turn out those lights!

BBC said...

Turn out yours first.

Secret Agent Woman said...

As confusing as I fin American politics, I find Canadian more so. How can liberals be centrists?

billy pilgrim said...

my lights were out bill

secret - i think liberals are generally centrists is most countries. you're republicans have perpetuated the big myth that liberals are socialists in disguise. shit, your republicans consider moderates to be socialists.

BBC said...

WHAT COULD WE POSSIBLY DO WITH HER?

Leslie said...

Has anyone pointed out your extra "n" in Canadian? Because there is one.

I was trapped on a Shabbat elevator over the weekend with a dementia patient on a gurney and four pissed off rabbis who had no issue with using their cell phones in this buttonless transporter. It was impossible not to think of you, BBC.

billy pilgrim said...

thanks leslie, i hadn't noticed the spelling error. the elevator incident sounds awful.

Jayne said...

Oh, Canadian politics--you guys have fun flip-flopping up there, eh? Not much different round these parts.

(I got a good belly laugh from this one--thanks Billy ;))

Anonymous said...

Billy Pilgrim said,

".....thims - are you a member of team cunt?...."

I have a chapter on Tralfamadore. Yins is welcome to join Billy.

And I see the great Silverback is here. I've not engaged him since I was "Pan Paniscus" back in '05 leaping about with Dr. Maroon, Noreen & Ballbag and the great, but late, Still Smoking In Dublin's Bars - Twenty Major.

Anonymous said...

I apologise, Billy, the great BP posted the above contravening our agreement that this moniker is mine and he is not to touch it.

Membership in Team Cunt has its encumbrances - I do not recommend it.

Is this 'leslie' person, above, the famous Monstergirl/Scorpios Love To Fuck? Is this the person, about whom my English tutor, BP, has oft' regaled me with stories of mirth and woe?

Glad to meetcha!

billy pilgrim said...

jayne - our prime minister seems to have fallen in love with china and israel. someone must have told him they're good with money.

aquarian - this is most excitement i've had in a long time. thanks for the tip on team cunt, i was ready to join.(if it was free)

i'm happy as a clam to meet you, don't be a stranger.

BBC said...

It must be spring, you're starting to collect fucked up girlfriends.

Leslie said...

Aquarians Love to Cuddle Because They Are Completely Incapable of Verbally Expressing Anything Heartfelt Unless Talking About Themselves.

Glad to meet you, too.

thimscool said...

They don't even know themselves.

thimscool said...

They don't even know themselves.

Anonymous said...

Dearest BBC,

Mr. Pilgrim, if his gravatar is any indication, is a facially hirsute Caucasoid cunt.

Need I say more?