FREE BOOZE FOR ALCHOLICS IN VANCOUVER!
that's right, the enlightened city of vancouver now gives free beer to chronic alcholics! a few years ago vancouver started a program called safe injection sites where junkies got free syringes and a safe place to inject their heroin, cocaine or mixture of the two. there are also nurses on duty just in case something goes wrong. the safe injection site for junkies got the crack heads jealous and their association demanded free crack pipes. guess what, free crack pipes for crack heads. yes, vancouver is a very enlightened city. our federal government tried to shut the safe injection sites down but lost the case in court so the sites remain open.
don't even get me started about social housing in vancouver.
on a more positive note the turtle and gnome are enjoying the sunshine and galloping around the yard.
the tomatoes are also doing well.
i love you sons of bitches.
52 comments:
Wow - I can't even believe that about the A&D programs - they supply drug parphernalia and alcohol? That strikes me as a little insane.
What's the hole next to the tomatoe plant?
What exactly is going on between the gnome's legs? Is that part of a saddle or is he a Freemason?
What they should do is give them all the strong booze and drugs they want until they destroy themselves and we are rid of them.
Compassion for idiots is just compassion for idiots and I'm not feeling any for them.
secret - the hole is to collect water and let it get down to the roots. the program is also called "harm reduction." they say it saves money by keeping the addicts out of the emergency wards.
leslie - i wouldn't touch a freemason with a ten foot pole and i'm sure the tortoise feels the same way.
bill - you will reap what you sow.
bill - you will reap what you sow.
Fuck your bible quotes.
If it stops the junkies from robbing to feed their habit, I can't argue against it. Show us your tomatoes when they're ripe.
holy shit..if I had free booze I'd still be drinking...well, maybe not, but I bet the numbers in the Vancouver AA drops.
Are tourists allowed to participate?
I'm thirsty and I like beer, but if I quit buying American beer, I'm pretty sure some breweries would have to close their doors.
I guess I'll do my part to fight unemployment and keep buying beer.
If I lose my job or anything, I'll be headed to Vancouver though.
If Vancouver is trying to attract unemployed alcoholics, I think they're on the right track.
bill - you might be the only person jesus doesn't love.
gb - it doesn't stop the junkies from committing crimes to feed their habit. they're on their own finding the drugs. the city only helps them administer the drugs.
yellowdog - i can't imagine anyone going to an AA meeting unless being forced by the courts.
thims - probably not but come and give it a try.
tex - i hope a free pot dispensary is next.
harry - i apologize for deleting your comment but it was a wee bit too risque for my more sensitive readers. it was a clever opening line though.
bill - we've been through this before.
We may go through it a few more times.
harry - i apologize for deleting your comment but it was a wee bit too risque for my more sensitive readers.
And they are?
Well I understand the reasoning behind the needle distribution; which was to reduce the re-use of syringes and thereby reduce the spread of HIV/AIDS.
The beer thing makes no sense at all.
I know I am weird, but I don't like tomatoes.. never have. [shrugs]
In china they use monkeys for... practices. i think a zone for that should be created.
Before you only spanked them but now...
pilgrim -
It's your playground, your rules.
But if you can find someone with more knowledge of G-nome anatomy
I'd be surprised. I've been fisting dwarfs since before midgetsex was cool. And it's always been cool.
I'm probably the most sensitive reader you have; I cried all the way through Catch-22. And if you don't agree, well, fuck you AND the tortoise your horny little cement son of a bitch rode in on.
Now lets have no more nonsense about deleting my comments and ban the vile bilge from certain other people who don't agree with everything I say.
Capische'?
robert - the drunks in that part of town drink a lot of chinese cooking wine and rubbing alcohol so i guess they justify it by saying it relieves the health care system.
charlie - billy cook is the monkey expert.
harry - your manly appearance hides your sensitivity. i'll stick to deleting mr cooks comments, he's the least sensitive person on the planet.
i'll stick to deleting mr cooks comments, he's the least sensitive person on the planet.
No, that would be a certain redhead who's name I won't mention.
Hey, I have my tomato post up. But I'll warn you - I'm a lot further south, so we're further along in our season.
Harry said,
".....And if you don't agree, well, fuck you AND the tortoise your horny little cement son of a bitch rode in on......"
Oh dear!
You ended a sentence with a preposition!
That is something up with which Sir Winston and I will not put.
leslie said,
".....Is that part of a saddle or is he a Freemason?....."
Masonic Ritual jokes?
Jerry Garcia isn't involved is he?
"....vancouver is a very enlightened city...."
At least y'all know the difference between Methadone and Crystal Meth out there. In the global cloaca in which I find myself - rural Ontario - the natives think the two are one and the same.
"Is that part of a saddle or are you just happy to see me?"
Go gnome and turtle! Enjoy that delicious sunshine.
Yikes! I have no idea what to say about free addictive substances. I must mull this over awhile. But off hand, I'd say that Vancouver must be forgetting the phrase "the road to hell is paved with good intentions".
bill - she doesn't strike me as a shrinking violet.
secret - i'm still green with envy.
aquarians - some of my best friends end sentences with prepositions. when i was a kid my sister nagged me incessantly about ending sentences with prepositions.
our mayor's nickname is mayor moonbeam.
harry - everyone's happy to see you.
silly - that's why i seldom have good intentions.
Isn't BBC always first in line for free church dinners every holiday? I guess being a cheap dirtbag hypocrite is also addictive.
bill - she doesn't strike me as a shrinking violet.
No, she's just a fucking bitch that won't revile to everyone else who she really is.
And over the years I've more than earned those free dinners with all the things I've done for others in the community. So I enjoy them and the company.
Fuck the bitch, you really should, no one else wants to fuck her. Well, maybe Harry.
Ah fuck, now the bitch will get picky cuz I misspelled reveal, fucking bitch.
Fuck it, gotta go......
You were correct the first time with "revile".
Here's some more:
If you enjoy the company of your community so much, why don't you cook up your own meal and have them all over to Casa Stinkhole? Then you wouldn't be taking food from a religious organization -the main thing you rail against on your demented little blog. I'm sure they'd all come running for a nice crockpot full of lite beer and cornbread, made by a hateful old prick.
And here's a tip: People who "do" for the right reasons, don't need to boast about it incessantly, and they don't expect to be repaid.
casa stinkhole - nice touch.
".....when i was a kid my sister nagged me incessantly about ending sentences with prepositions....."
Well tell your sister that it is perfectly fine to end a sentence in a preposition.
The precept is only valid if the language is Latin based. Contrary to what the Brits thought in the Victorian era when this rule was minted, English is not Latin based, but Germanic.
Ending a sentence in a preposition is perfectly fine in the Germanic languages.
Also, in most cases, when it appears the sentence has ended with a preposition it has actually ended in a word that is acting as an article as part of a phrasal verb and not as a preposition.
So Sir Winston's famous quip, "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put" could have been rendered as, "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something I will not put up with" and still been correct and truthful. The words 'up' and 'with' are not acting as prepositions in this case but as articles in the phrasal verb, 'put up with'.
BBC said,
"......And over the years I've more than earned those free dinners with all the things I've done for others in the community. So I enjoy them and the company......"
You're such an empire builder. How do you live with yourself?
leslie said,
".....People who "do" for the right reasons, don't need to boast about it incessantly, and they don't expect to be repaid......"
"Pride and Vanity have built more Hospitals than all the Virtues together."
Bernard de Mandeville (Born November 14, 1670, died January 21, 1733)
Same birthday as Condi Rice and no doubt others of our acquaintance.
BBC said,
".....she's(leslie) just a fucking bitch that won't revile to everyone else who she really is....."
She reviled herself to me. And, my word, no finer emetic has yet been effected upon the feint of heart to this very day.
aquarians - wow, me and that tortoise i rode in on are certainly getting a lesson in grammar.
who would be the emetic; leslie or bbc?
Leslie is the most obnoxious person I've ever come across on this rock. Thankfully I only have to tolerate the bitch here because the other friends I visit won't put up with the bitch.
You have zero credibility, old toad. It wasn't two weeks ago that you left insulting comments here about another reader and then lied and said I'd done it by hijacking your moniker.
Really, what's more obnoxious than that?
You are pathetic.
Fuck you, bitch....
I'm going offline now, the bitch can spend half the night dribbling spittle on her keyboard if she likes, I don't fucking care.
bill - the day after you were introduced to my concrete tortoise you wrote the following:
"The stupidity and craziness, and out right insanity and stupid thinking. Make some more cement items for your yards, it’ll help kill some more turtles, concrete, which is responsible for as much as 5% of the world's CO2 and the excavation of mountains worth of aggregate"
leslie has never insulted me like you have on numerous occasions so, fuck you and the piece of shit tractor you rode in on.
(harry, thanks for the inspiration)
billy pilgrim said,
".....who would be the emetic; leslie or bbc?....."
Is my prose that opaque? Why leslie, of course.
BBC said,
".....Fuck you, bitch...."
Although a deliciously laconic riposte, albeit pedestrian, I do not recommend engaging in that behaviour.
Research the term "Vagina Dentata"
BBC said,
".....I'm going offline now, the bitch can spend half the night dribbling spittle on her keyboard if she likes, I don't fucking care......"
Yes you do.
As far as the bespattering of her keyboard, I have it on great authority she brandishes a 1930's era sterling silver drool cup for such occasions.
BBC said,
".....Leslie is the most obnoxious person I've ever come across on this rock......"
The fact that I am astronomically more obnoxious notwithstanding why would you engage in Onanistic pursuits with the obnoxious in mind?
Isn't that what watching 'Sex In The City' is for?
Wow. I'm moving to Vancouver to improve upon my crack head and beer drinking skills. Btw, is that a gnome receiving head from a turtle.
billy pilgrim said,
"......leslie has never insulted me like you have on numerous occasions....."
So she has insulted you on an empirically and identifiably discrete number of occasions then?
Or are we intimating a differential level of 'insultingness' between the two?
Dearest Kelly,
I think not, but view the 2012 London Olympics Logo and you can envision Lisa Simpson fellating a Robot. Or conversely, a Robot irrumating Lisa Simpson.
Those poor Brits.
aquarian - emetic is fairly strong statement so i wanted to confirm my initial reaction. i can't recall receiving any insults from leslie but they might have gone over my head as i often lack focus.
kelly - vancouver awaits your arrival in all her natural splendor.
Dearest Mr. Pilgrim,
Perhaps if when you read my word salads you envision them to be as if rendered by Jon Stewart; with his all too emphatic irony. Your lack of focus will then impede you not.
I only have focus because of my Meth habit.
Dearest Mr. Pilgrim,
My 'emetic' quip was engineered specifically to afford me the opportunity to employ the malapropic phrase 'feint of heart'.
This was done purely for leslie's benefit and amusement and I await her detestation or blessing of it.
My 'insultingness' quip was meant to be clever, though admittedly it would seem, not funny.
No derogation of anyone was implied in either statement.
Bunch a goddamn honkies...
aquarians - i've long since abandoned jon stewart since he turned into a sycophant to obama. it was once my third favorite show but when it lost it's edge, it lost me.
thims - you don't want to irritate a canada goose.
Is Makers Mark covered under the free booze plan?
Hell, I may have to look into dual-citizenship now!
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