Saturday, May 26, 2012

pitbulls

a friend sent this to me and it almost brought a tear to my eye.


the last few days of this life i have led

were not happy and joyful, yet filled with sorrow and dread

you left me alone , as you walked out the door

do you know how it feels to be loved no more?

as i sat in this cold cell, confused and alone

the question inside, would i get a new home

day after day, the people walked by

i ran to the front, with the tears in my eye

but no one did see me,they all walked right passed

this cant happen to me, i dont wanna be gassed

thoughts of a life, far from this strange place

they're all i have left, my pain inside takes over my face

i wish that i knew, what i did that was wrong

i soon will be dead, my life will be gone

i hope you remember, all the times that we shared

i know that i will remember, when you once cared

then that final day came, when i was to be led

down the hall of despair, to the chamber of death

i tried to be brave, as i walked oh so slow

if you think that i dont, your wrong i do know

as you look into the sky, on a warm summers night

remember me, your dog, can you see that bright light

i'll always be watching, from way up above

do not forget me, it was me you once loved

i look down upon you, and i hope that you see

was it really that fair, what you did to me ?

i do not hate you, cuz thats not my style

after all, i am pit bull, and there's no denial


on a more cheerful note, those sons of bitches tomato plants are growing like weeds. that reminds me, time to go fishing.



i love you sons of bitches.

68 comments:

peppylady (Dora) said...

It seem like a lot people or least in my area gets pit-bulls and the brainless shit heads don't do a thing to stop them from breeding.
I've seen both good and bad dogs in every breed and combo.

We haven't put out our tomatoes but we been playing in the garden, it's not work.

Good luck on fishing and the coffee is on.

BBC said...

One of the tomatoes on my plants are now about the size of a quarter, but I'm sure I can kill it before the summer is over.

BBC said...

It takes about two seconds to figure out that monster girl is Leslie. It's a good thing there is a pancake house across the street from her so she can go get a bite to eat and scurry back to her being an online bitch.

The fucking ex cocksucker.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I never realised dogs were put down by gassing, I thought they were given a lethal injection. Anyway, your tomato plant is looking leafy. Hope it looks fruity soon!

Leslie said...

BBC~ I'm sure your tomato will kill itself once it gets a little bigger and can ponder concepts like "why me" and "fate worse than death".

And I don't eat gluten. If and when you figure out what that means, you, too, should give it up and preserve your remaining 3 brain cells. Healthier eating would also make you less irritable.

What a tragedy unloved pit bulls get put down, while their human counterparts roam free.

Leslie said...

...and if you think your dogs have it bad, Google "Canada captive bolt method".

...and thank our president for the additional victims coming your way.

billy pilgrim said...

peppy - the fishing was very relaxing.

bill - i haven't been able to make the connection between leslie and monster girl.

gb - we use the lethal injection, i think getting gassed is a figure of speech that's been around as long as i can remember.

leslie - how's obie adjusting to his new home?

BBC said...

Anyway, what do you think of these stupid Americans that want to move to Canada and make more problems for you folks? They clearly don't see that Canada has as big of problems as we do if they think moving there will improve their stakes in life.

But I'm supporting of a bunch of these idiots moving there, especially the cocksuckers, got too many cocksuckers here not doing what they should be doing.

Bob Harrison said...

Our bulls (of all kind) have been great.

yellowdoggranny said...

made me weep

billy pilgrim said...

bill - jimmy crack corn and i don't care.

bob - i hope you're not including cops in the bull group.

yellowdog - thinking of nate?

BBC said...

Well, you should care, you'll get to help support them.

Leslie said...

Obie's doing great, thanks. Admirable coping skills and a sweet disposition. He even won bunny tug-of-war with my other hound, though it's possible Jasper let him win. He's nice like that.

billy pilgrim said...

bill - have you been out in the sun too long?

leslie - i'm very happy to hear obie is thriving!

texlahoma said...

Too sad.

Bob's having to get use to the heat. He loves it outside but before too long he's in the shade with his tongue hanging out. Mentally asking "Can we go in yet?"

BTW my tomatoes are doing well too, so far.

Anonymous said...

"....a friend sent this to me and it almost brought a tear to my eye....."


Almost?

Mine heart was riven asunder!

PS I've seen this before, but with 'a Liberal' in place of 'pit bull'.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - ruby does the same, basks in the sun then comes inside and collapses on the floor with her tongue hanging out.

aquarians - i can picture harper leading a few liberals to the gas chamber.

silly rabbit said...

This is a heart breaker! I'm so glad that Roxy came to us. When we came home from our little vacation, she could not stop leaping and spinning for joy. Who else would give us such a home coming? How could anyone not love a sweetheart like that?

My tomato plant does not yet have any tomatoes, but it is big and healthy. I can't wait!

BBC said...

OTTAWA, Ontario (AP) — A severed human foot was mailed to the headquarters of Canada's Conservative Party and another body part was discovered when police intercepted a second suspicious package, police said Tuesday....

You guys are weird.

Leslie said...

Yeah. That's much weirder than two naked men laying on a busy Miami causeway, one dining on the other's face.

Anonymous said...

The rest of the person, contained in 16 other packages, duly arrived without incident, in Mr. Harper's in-basket. In total 18 packages were sent - only two of which were deemed suspicious by the police and intercepted.
This goes to show how forthright and dedicated the Canadian Postal System is - the mail gets through!

Anonymous said...

To be fair leslie, the one guy had just bathed in Epsom Salts! Have you ever been to Epsom? It's in Surrey The UK! It is home to the Rosebery School For Girls! Dear lord!

This also goes to show the folly of legalising Gay Marriage. Those gayers also 'suck-face' unnaturally.

Leslie said...

To be fair Leslie....? Oh, don't you wish. But wouldn't you miss your furry feet?

Here is a gift for you ~~~~~> ,

Leslie said...

And I broke my foot (the first time) after bathing in Epsom Salts.

Anonymous said...

Were you naked and in Florida when you broke it(the first time)?

Leslie said...

Taos, New Mexico (first time), semi-clothed
Opus 40 (second time), fully-clothed.

Leslie said...

Is it my imagination, or are BBC's posts even more bitter and creepy since his pocket pussy self-immolated?

Hey old buddy, let me know if you need me to spot you $10 for a visit with the hooker.

Anonymous said...

leslie said,

"......Here is a gift for you ~~~~~> , ....."

Virgil tells us about being wary of Yanks bearing gifts.
As Laocoon in the Aeneid Bk II says:
"timeo Yankos et dona ferentis."

I am wary.

Leslie said...

It's just a wee comma to set your sentence straight.

Your English tutor is overpaid!

Anonymous said...

No he is not!
And thanks for the coma.

BBC said...

Fuck you, I don't need any help paying for my hooker, at least we have a good arraignment and we get along great and she gets me.

It's the larger world that disturbs me, and bitches like you.

BBC said...

Leslie and her other persona, the loves to cuddle fuck, wouldn't make a pimple on my hookers ass. Just saying.

BBC said...

And I never said that Canadians are more weird than us, only that they are weird.

BBC said...

Leslie sure spends a lot of time proving that she wouldn't make a pimple on anyone's ass, go figure.

Leslie said...

You mean she gets your wallet, don'tcha?

Leslie said...

And I am not the " Loves to Cuddle Fuck" though I approve of the concept.

Be nice, she is currenty in a coma. Oh wait, so are you.

Leslie said...

And I would truly love to see your good arraignment in my lifetime!

billy pilgrim said...

silly - ruby's the same after being alone but if you don't return her enthusiasm she goes and pouts. when pitbulls aren't trying to kill strangers they're very sensitive.

aquarians - yeah, canada post is dependable. (as long as there isn't a multipoo or yorkie barking inside the house.)

leslie - very sweet of you to offer bill help in paying for love.

bill - does your hooker have teeth or dentures. if she has dentures i can understand her getting you. of course hookers have been known to use a little false flattery to keep the customers satisfied.

Leslie said...

I'd bet she's lost most of her teeth, a few limbs, and all of her mind.

BBC said...

She thinks she's a shrink.

Hahahahahahaha

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Leslie said...

Feeling bashful, Thimscool?

And BBC~seeing as how you study that tracker of yours like The Bible, I'm surprised you haven't yet learned how to read it. I've never set foot in Pembroke, Home of the Cuddle Fuck. Numerous people floating around this blog know I ain't she. Stop being stupid. It's annoying.

thimscool said...

Nah... I had created an ascii art interpretation of the other comments in this thread, but I couldn't get Blogger to format it correctly without killing all the white space.

So it goes...

billy pilgrim said...

an ascii art interpretation?

off the top of my head i can't think of three things that interest me less.

BBC said...

She thinks I study my tracker a lot, the idiot. And she wants everyone to think she isn't a fucking lying bitch.

Mr. Shife said...

Thanks for making me cry you son of a bitch. Glad the plants are growing well, and it is damn shame people treat animals the way they do.

thimscool said...

i can't think of three things that interest me less


Who gives a shit?

billy pilgrim said...

bill - what's a tracker?

mr shife - you rescued the tankster so good things will happen to you.

thims - not me.

Anonymous said...

".....And I am not the " Loves to Cuddle Fuck" though I approve of the concept....."

Yes you are and no you don't.

".....Be nice, she is currenty in a coma...."

I'm in a coma pull the plug on me.
I'm in a coma please mercy-kill me.
I've got the right to live.
I've got the right to die.

billy pilgrim said...

does cuddle fucking produce children?

Anonymous said...

thimscool said,

".....I had created an ascii art interpretation of the other comments in this thread, but I couldn't get Blogger to format it correctly without killing all the white space....."

I've heard that Google has its roots in the Mau Mau Uprising - this makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Pilgrim,

Cuddle fucking, similar to cluster fucking, may produce crotch fruit if done incorrectly. Normally the activity necessarily leads to dissolution, heartbreak and the all too inevitable recrimination.

Anonymous said...

BBC said,

".....we have a good arraignment and we get along great and she gets me......"

You do get that for which you pay.

Leslie said...

Blechhhhh !!! Not enough money and cocktails in the world to suffer thru "getting him".

Capital fucking EW!

And tell the truth, little lady. I am not you but you desperately wish you were me! You even stole my bat hat for fuckssake!

Anonymous said...

I borrowed your cowl. I have inadvertently soiled it engaging in spritzing gambits which often go totally awry. I am too embarrassed to return it and too poor to have it laundered.

I am she as you are she as you are me and we are all together. See how they run...

Anonymous said...

As our Lord Protector, Oliver Cromwell would say, "I beseech you, in the bowels of christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken."

Did we not say, during our Precious Hynde days:

"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember you're in a Rock and Roll band. It's not 'fuck me', it's 'fuck you'!"

To which we responded, during our JukeBox Jett days:

"Put your pussy to the wood. Ya gotta fuck that guitar."

Leslie said...

How about a musical reference from THIS century? Is that too much to ask??

I can help you with this, providing you upgrade your computer and don't get locked up soon.

Anonymous said...

Why would we be subject to a potential custodial sentence?
I thought we dealt with that morals charge?

Loving you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things
That I feel
If I could
Maybe I'd give you my world
How can I
When you won't take it from me
You can go your own way
Go your own way

Leslie said...

Expunged! But you are not 17 and you are not a resident of The Land of the Free, like I was/am.

I hate that song. He was mean to Stevie.

Anonymous said...

I was on the Edge of Seventeen though!

Leslie said...

Maybe in your DREAMS!

Anonymous said...

At seventeen, you were inventing imaginary lovers on the phone. Whereas me?
Well, I was just 17, you know what I mean. And the way I looked was way beyond compare.

Nothing compares
Noth - ING compares
To us.

Anonymous said...

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

billy pilgrim said...

aquarianzomg? are you affiliated with the aquarian that loves to cuddle?

is this what bbc refers to as the insane chick society?

so many questions, so few answers.

Leslie said...

I think BBC's Insane Chick Society started with one wise woman who wouldn't sleep with him, and then obviously grew. And grew. And GREW.
~Because you'd have to be insane to not want a piece of that hot, toothless, yard-pooping action, right?

And then his extreme woman-hating bitterness took over and rendered him incapable of getting sexually excited by anything but dismembered body parts... plastic vaginas and random feet mailed to your politicians.

I bet he pays that hooker just to let him call her names. And I'm sure she still showers in disinfectant afterwards.

yellowdoggranny said...

yup..thinking about Nate..even had a dream about him ..he was having a great time..romping thru the sun flowers.