i generally hate bumper stickers and would never consider putting one on the mighty sonata but i'm giving the volunteer fire department sticker serious thought. i took the welcome to earth banner to the cracker factory but haven't decided where to hang it. i'm pretty sure i'll be asked to take it down but what the fuck, i might as well have a little fun and annoy my boss.
on a different note, i have a new favorite show. john from cincinnati. i was reading david milch's list of projects and decided to give it a try and was very pleasantly surprised. it has a lot of deadwood actors in it and is very quirky. i heartily recommend it. a 5 star series in my book. too bad it got cancelled after one season.
i love you sons of bitches.
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I am very envious of your Rosewater Foundation items. Very.
I loved John From Cincinnati! It just about broke my heart when they stopped making it. All of the characters were quirky and the story line was fun.
I'm glad that Breaking Bad is back... or will be on the 17th. There is little else to watch on TV now.
Agreed...John From Cincinnati was great while it lasted.
The Welcome to Earth poster looks as if it belongs in a maternity ward, but why would it annoy your boss?
You people watch television?
I hear that the new television series "Ragin' Cajuns" contains an episode wherein our own dear Leslie has a cameo role.
She is shown artfully stuffing Hot Boudin into an orifice one would not expect could be so artfully stuffed.
"Great while it lasted" She intones.
silly - i watched the 1st season of breaking bad but wasn't hooked for any further shows, has it brought any humor to the dance yet?
leslie - i got my eye on you.
gb - the cracker factory is a wee bit more conservative than a safari camp.
aquarians - i heard a rumor that leslie was a restaurant owner in treme.
".....a restaurant owner in treme....."
????
I reckon this is some sort of Pop Culture reference - one of which I am unaware.
My knowledge of Pop Culture in the Western World is restricted to that of my tutor's - the sixties and seventies. That and what I might learn here.
I'm sure the television watchers here 'bouts understand. Perhaps you could direct me as to what I should 'google' in order to further my learnin' and understand your inference?
Hurricane Lesserlee fucks upon the hill,
Hurricane Lesserlee, sounding very shrill.
Is she worthy? I don't think so.
Is she thinking? Yes, very slow.
Whatcha doing, Lesserlee, you cunt?
Hurricane Lesserlee, rims a dappled mare,
Hurricane Lesserlee, semen in her hair.
Is she oozing? Yes, I think so.
Is she horrid? Yes, ever so.
Whatcha doing, Lesserlee, you cunt?
Hurricane Lesserlee-Ee
Hurricane Lesserlee-Ee
Hurricane Lesserlee
Boop Boop.
Must be the season of the bitch, ALTF.
aquarians - pop culture? at my age the references i make lean more towards the classical than pop culture.
herc - small world, i just left a comment elsewhere with a reference to colors now you're referring to season of the witch. i must need some intergalactic laxative.
I thought I might add to the conversation, but, I may as well try and catch the wind for all the good it would do.
Classical references?
How's this then?
"Carnal knowledge of Mistress Leslie has good moments, but awful quarters of an hour!"
Gioachino Rossini, Ectoplasmic Spirit Letter to Drew Bees, April 2012
The Boop Boop made it kismet.
Fortuitous kismet?
No, thimscool, it was the "Is she thinking? Yes, very slow." that made it kismet.
The 'Boop Boop' was a wheedling cajolement for the Cajun - it is a call of the rut you see - oft' heard deep in the bayou.
Primal it is.
I'll have two of whatever she's having!
Happy Birthday to BBC!
bilious - shortly i'm going to make like a turtle and dive for aquarian's pearls in the sea.
aquarians - it's shitty weather here and i left the cake out in the rain.
thims - bbc's birthday! i'll bet his kids are showering him in dog shit.
I like MacArthur Park.
I'd rather you dive for my pearl on the step frankly. Don't be fooled by the opalescence of Leslie's, it's faux.
Happy birthday BBC.
How much older are you than the iPhone?
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again!
Oh no!
Bastard!
I can't get that song out of my head now.
I love the Rosewater Foundation..I'd like to get the banner welcome to earth for the great grandbabies.
you should watch sons of anarchy, there are a bunch of deadwood actors on it.
DOGS I says!
BBC's hooker probably charges double for birthday gumming. So he's out $10.
Mares are female horses, idiot
Female horses over the age of three actually - unless they are thoroughbreds - then it's four.
And here I thought the restorative act of rimming was, anatomically speaking, gender neutral?
But I defer to you in matters concerning all things equine.
I's such a silly filly.
"Is she thinking? Yes, very slow."
Indeed!
Your next line involves semen, does it not? Sorry for thinking you had flow, Tennyson.
Semen, like our love, comes in spurts. It doesn't flow; nor should my poetry.
Someone had blunder'd:
Yours not to make reply,
Yours not to reason why,
Yours but to rim and die:
Unto the sphincter of Death
Flowed the dull Leslie.
Okay!
Okay!
I'll change the lyric to:
"Hurricane Lesserlee, rims a dappled hare,"
Better now?
Yes. I love bunnies!
I've an Attraction for bunnies myself. Some say, even Fatal.
Nyuck nyuck.
billy pilgrim?
My phrase 'the pearl on the step' is an Asian euphemism for a clitoris. I realised the phrase, if googled, would return nothing so I figured I'd help you out.
aquarians - a pearl on the step, live and learn. i'm too mature to make any pearl necklace references.
leslie - the thought of bill and his $10 lady love is not a pleasant thing. i wonder is thims has hacked his laptop and is watching the whole thing?
harry - i checked out bill's birthday post it made a reference to your health. i hope i misunderstood it.
yellowdog - i think john from cincinnati has more deadwood actors. charlie utter never looked better.
Pfft... And to think I just returned from a free birthday fuck to read this shit.
Carry on kiddies....
"This one's on me"...?
Aren't they all "on her"?
I wonder if she can take a tax deduction for that sort of charitable donation.
pilgrim-
I hope so too; maybe he knows something I don't.
He IS Gog after all. GOG I says!
bbc - you might be the only person not welcome at the rosewater foundation.
leslie - i keep checking my calendar to make sure it's not april 1. maybe he did get sex without paying for it.
harry - i've spent hours trying to decipher gog. how about a hint?
Pfft, the women here are idiots. Women like Leslie and Aquarius are what make hookers and easy women so important on this planet. No mind games. – No shit. – Just fun…. A spirit needs to be screwed without a bunch of shit. Enjoy your babbling idiots though.
Of course some 'hookers' give some free treats, if they like the guy, why wouldn't they?
Clearly, Leslie doesn't know shit about hookers, she puts them all in the same basket and that's a stupid thing to do.
BTW, I don't hate all women, there are those I like to talk to and be friends with, and those I like to fuck. So lets be clear about that.
Hey, just logged in to wish you a Happy Canada Day, day.
pilgrim- there is no deciphering Gog Almighty.
Hint- Gog is Love
What if Gog wanted to comment anonmously?
What if the Googles wouldn't accept his name?
He can't help it if his name's sofa king short
What THEN eh?
I don't have a problem with hookers, I just think it's hilarious you have to pay for sex.
Even funnier...your last "friend", The Plastic Vagina, cost more than your current "friend", and your current "friend" has limbs and a pulse. (She does have limbs and a pulse, right?)
And after years of indentured servitude, you burned The Plastic Vagina at the stake. But you don't have any mental issues or problems with women. Nope. Totally sound. A role model for other Spirits!
EVERYONE pays for zex, even those of us that exist on a, shall we say, more spiritual level.
May be Billies gog REQUIRES a blood/fire sacrifice huh ?
Ever think of THAT ?
On the udder hand that might have been the safest method of disposal.
Every man must judge for hisself.
huh ?
Limbs & pulses are vastly overrated.
At least that's what my buddy Gary says.
bbc - free treats? what'd she give you, herpes or the clap?
robert - 145 years old an still going strong.
harry - like my good pal valentine smith liked to say, thou art gog.
leslie - how many spirits does it take to change a light bulb?
hugh - i'd be lost without my limbs and pulse.
One to screw the hooker, one to pee on the solar panel?
No, wait. Is this one of his LEDs? That's a trick question. He'll be dead before it needs changing.
I don't have a problem with hookers, I just think it's hilarious you have to pay for sex.
Being married wasn't paying for sex? Fuck, hookers are cheaper than being married, and more fun.
Leslie is a fucking idiot, I've turned down way more free sex than I could have screwed my way though because the hidden price just wasn't worth it.
Gog has a nice cock. Yes? Blessed be the hookers so we can avoid the Leslie’s.
The rest of you idiots are in charge while I’m gone camping.
Wow! What a great and totally appropriate gaggle of goodies!
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Hahahaha
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What was the hidden price? You had to bathe and be respectful? Or do you mean you had to pop for lunch at Western Sizzler?
Hey, can you do some more videos while you're camping? You know, like the one where you have a few beers and soil the local hot springs, then park the Frankencamper on a road somewhere and pretend you're communing with nature?
Hey now, I resemble that remark.
I DEMAND satisfaction.
What's that hookers number?
BBC said,
".....Pfft, the women here are idiots. Women like Leslie and Aquarius are what make hookers and easy women so important on this planet....."
Que?
What makes you think just because I don't charge I am NOT still a hooker?
Sheesh!
And why do you think I am not easy? I spread faster than radiation.
You're right about Leslie though, she's one tight-assed bitch.
You spread faster than radiation but you have the same gastrointestinal effect.
Nu?
Did you think I wear that self-squeegee-ing wetsuit and goggles as a fashion statement?
Kim Cattrall - eat your heart out.
Yes. And since when is a tight ass a bad thing?
I always wondered about that too. You Anglos sure have some strange counter-intuitive cacophemisms.
Like the very word 'bitch'? Why would this be hurtful to a woman?
Accordingly, I can see why the word 'stud' would be a derogation for men - yet it isn't considered as such when it most certainly should be.
Sheesh!
kim cattrall, the morning light when it's on her face really shows her age but next to that horse face sarah parker, she looks like a 20 year old supermodel.
I peed in a horse once; she was a tightassed old mare.
What, it's legal here!
Did you just make a Rod Stewart reference?
"C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside"
This was banned in the Canadas; too sexual. So the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council over-dubbed the last line to:
"Spread your wings and let me come on the sheets"
We all then got to hear the crap tune - it being much more proper now, yes?
There's also the BBC remix....
"Come on, she-monkey, my butt's on fire
Don't deny your man's toothless and retired
You'd be a fool to have indoor plumbing when you can shit in a ditch
Spread your $5 an hour wings and let me call you a fucking bitch"
Ha!
The cadence and meter is a bit fucked, but I'm with thimscool; Ha!
Every picture tells a story, story.
Unfortunately.
I have to bleach my eyes now, thanks.
aquarians - i know you don't play, but i'll teach you some day....
leslie - nice touch, bbc could have cool comments like that if he wasn't such an old chicken.
harry - i've been listening to his songbook stuff for the last few years, take me out and shoot me.
pilgrim- Small Faces was some good stuff.
Down hill from there, mostly.
Beckola I says !
"Every Picture Tells a Story" is The Faces, not The Small Faces, and Jeff Beck was never in either band, so what are you talking about? Get it together over there, Harry. T'was the other way around. Amateur!
Excuse me but I don't think I ever said JB was in either of those outfits.
I don't believe I said that E P T a S was from either group.
So just what are You rambling on about ?
Nobody is interested in starting a war with you.
Why are You so anal?
So why don't you go listen to your Bon jovi and Bruce Springsteen and your Rush and your kiss and fleetwood mac and whatever else is in your bubblegum collection.
harry said,
".....Nobody is interested in starting a war with you (Leslie)....."
Speak only for yourself.
harry also said,
".....Why are You (Leslie) so anal?....."
Ostensibly as a result of an ill-conceived gambit that went terribly awry in Itchycoo Park one night.
It wasn't all too beautiful.
So you just mentioned Jeff Beck for no reason, then? Ok. My bad for thinking there was some sense to your comment.
Easy to see why you and BBC get along. Over-the-top defensive about blog shit-talking.
You sure pegged my musical tastes, though. Can't get enough Rush and Bon Jovi.
I didn't mention Jeff Beck, try to pay attention.
No need to be so anal retentive/defensive.
Louis says "Leave it all behind ya! "
Dearest harry,
Is not 'Beckola', aka 'Beck-Ola', an album by the Jeff Beck Group?
Was Leslie, otherwise a right cunt, wrong to infer an understanding of Jeff Beck from your mention of 'Beckola'?
Do you even know what 'anal retentive' means?
By your use of the phrase, Louis says "I think not!"
You are apparently as thick as BBC only not nearly as fun.
In review, I think what Harry was trying to say (though failed miserably) was that it was all downhill after The Jeff Beck Group, and that The Small Faces and The Faces both suck, and....uh....I'm not paying attention to his disjointed meanderings and that I'm anal retentive for trying to make sense of them.
Correct?
I think harry is loads more fun than BBC.
Harry tosses about Freudian phraseology with wild abandon AND with nary a care as to whether it has been appropriately employed.
What's not to love?
Leslie said,
".....and that I'm anal retentive for trying to make sense of them......"
I am in no position to determine why harry might determine or even define, the level of Leslie's anal retentiveness. Nor am I in a position to deduce Leslie's own conclusions regarding her anal retentiveness - or lack thereof.
I can, however, assert that I believe her to be anally retentive simply because the three vinifera grapes, two lego bricks, six genuine deer-antler toggles from my old English duffle coat, two Hot Wheels 'cudas (one red, one yellow), a 2 gig FlashDrive containing pirated mp3s from several Ricky Martin concerts and Obie's missing leg which she inserted into her bum, have yet to re-materialise.
I love Obie, by the way.
But BBC poops in a hole in his yard.
Like I'd really put grapes in my butt.
Not even Vinifera?
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