Wednesday, November 28, 2012

i'm fucked

it would appear that the corporate elite are determined to MAKE PIRATES AND ENDANGERED SPECIES. freedom will soon be a distant memory.

sure they're putting an anti piracy spin on all this but it's just another step towards the eradication of our personal freedom. i'm pretty sure that in 50 years people will look back at the wild and woolly days of the internet when the proletariat were allowed to share their files without paying tribute the corporate elite.

there are programs out there that claim to HIDE YOUR IP ADDRESS. i'm lost at sea when it comes to figuring this stuff out. perhaps a good samaritan such as thimscool will be kind enough to provide a little advice on this subject. i'd be eternally grateful for his advice on this.

jesus christ, without a little file sharing i might end up watching shit like this:

i apologize if you clicked on the video and had to watch an ad.

why did i apologize?

because i love you sons of bitches.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

buy nothing day!

i'm ashamed to admit that BUY NOTHING DAY slipped my mind until 6:43 pm yesterday. in the past BUY NOTHING DAY was in the forefront of my mind. perhaps i've been the victim of some brilliant corporate misdirection or subliminal advertising. of course it might be due to deterioration of my brain or maybe i just like buying stuff. in any case, this friday is BUY NOTHING DAY.

last month we in the great white north celebrated thanksgiving and i thought it was a pretty hypocritical event. most people i know complain about not getting enough stuff rather than giving thanks for what they do have. after watching the u.s. election campaign i have to conclude that my southern neighbors are similar, spending much more time complaining rather than being thankful for what they do have. but tomorrow most people will pretend to be thankful. shit, a certain old curmudgeon we all know and love will be thankful in a church for an hour or two. so it goes.

today i'm thankful for 2 things. 1. that sleazy hypocritical prick jesse jackson jr RESIGNED FROM CONGRESS. how often do big shot crooks suddenly have mental problems when they're faced with criminal charges? pretty fucking often. 2. christmas came early:

(it's an ad from a previous year so disregard the nov 26 reference.)

i love you sons of bitches

Saturday, November 17, 2012

half time score 42-3

yes, the half time score is 42-3.

that's 42 dead palestinians and 3 dead jews. in the past i always bought into the poor little israel propaganda, mainly because i like so many jewish comedians. but i'm beginning to think that israel might not be a pure as the driven snow and frequently seeing that pig netanyahoo on tv has caused me to see things from a palestinian point of view. who knows, maybe israel STARTED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

on a more pleasant note i found some coffee beans that are very pleasing to my palate. very nice indeed.

i love you sons of bitches

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

the fiscal cliff

it's official, obama has a plan to avoid the fiscal cliff:

now this is why i love you sons of bitches, you forgive me my sins. had i done this on facebook the politically correct lefties would never forgive me.

what the fuck, i'll do it again!

it's official, obama has a plan to avoid the fiscal cliff:

i love you sons of bitches and i hope you still love me.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

deadwood be dead

it would seem that my official licensed deadwood discs are phoney crap. i've tried 4 discs and 2 were defective. both made the player seize up and i had to unplug the player to unseize it. i haven't been singing the praises of nine irons these past few weeks. in fact if they could read my lips whilst i peddle through the city there's a good chance some big young nine iron would beat the living daylights out of me. so it goes.

i still haven't received my digital jewelry scale yet. i ordered it september 27 so it's not like i'm complaining without giving it a reasonable amount of time. i'm told you have to complain to the resolution center within 45 days to officially log a complaint. i've tried twice and both times i couldn't get through. it churned away for hours before i said fuck it and moved on. i really want those scales, not for jewelry but to check the weight on some fish.

a few years ago i would have been posting like crazy about the recent presidential election. i have 2 thoughts on the election. number one, if i was romney or a republican mover and shaker i'd pay someone to kick the living shit out of that fat fuck chris christie. why in the fuck didn't he do a photo opportunity with romney instead of kissing obama's ass? 2016 maybe? and from observing the obama supporters you'd think the world's problems disappeared when their boy won. the problems didn't go away, they might have got worse. but it is nice that there is a president who believes in global warming and doesn't fawn over netanyahoo.

conrad black sums up the election very well, Conrad Black: The Obama Disaster: Part II. i always enjoy reading conrad's columns.

so that's it. my deadwood discs are shit, the jewelry scales and missing in action and chris christie disgusts me.

nora can always put a smile on my face.

i love you sons of bitches.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

knees

i've had a sore right knee of years. at times it gets so painful that i can barely walk. i can't stand for long periods of time and if i walk very fast or heaven forbid run, i'm in a great deal of pain. i've had it looked at few times and was basically blown off by the doctors. they seem to be more sympathetic to the 300 pounders that need a knee replacement. well, i have a new doctor and he gave me a thorough examination and told me i have scar tissue/fibrosis but i should get an x-ray to see how the bones are doing. i had the x-ray and went saw the doctor yesterday for the results. the bones are fine.

since the bones are fine he gave me 3 injections that work some sort of magic on the scar tissue. then he gave me a long explanation on synovial fluid and how important it is. if you have a sore joint and don't exercise enough then it doesn't get enough synovial fluid and things get worse. i always wondered why my sore knee felt better while is was into karate, this explains it. all the karate exercise helped me get lots of synovial fluid to the knee.

do you have any electronic gadgets that require a round flat battery? i have a few and always paid about $5.00 for an eveready battery but the sons of bitches never lasted very long. my remote to my garage door opener croaked so i needed a new battery. i got lucky and found a package of 3 at the dollar store and so far they work. god bless the dollar store.

a knee that almost works and 3 cheap batteries, if that isn't nice, what is?

i love you sons of bitches