Wednesday, November 28, 2012

i'm fucked

it would appear that the corporate elite are determined to MAKE PIRATES AND ENDANGERED SPECIES. freedom will soon be a distant memory.

sure they're putting an anti piracy spin on all this but it's just another step towards the eradication of our personal freedom. i'm pretty sure that in 50 years people will look back at the wild and woolly days of the internet when the proletariat were allowed to share their files without paying tribute the corporate elite.

there are programs out there that claim to HIDE YOUR IP ADDRESS. i'm lost at sea when it comes to figuring this stuff out. perhaps a good samaritan such as thimscool will be kind enough to provide a little advice on this subject. i'd be eternally grateful for his advice on this.

jesus christ, without a little file sharing i might end up watching shit like this:

i apologize if you clicked on the video and had to watch an ad.

why did i apologize?

because i love you sons of bitches.

151 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I thought those sites were closed down ages ago after the Napster case. Anyway, no one's said it's illegal to email a media file to your buddy. You just need to make a lot of e-pals!

Leslie said...

Good.

You get paid for your work, correct?

billy pilgrim said...

gb - i'm pretty confident that the human spirit will prevail and our freedoms will be restored.

leslie - last time i checked, those in the entertainment racket were very well compensated for their efforts. this goes beyond compensation, a price cannot be put on our personal freedoms and right to privacy.

BBC said...

I don't believe I've ever watched a movie or listened to music on the internut that was illegal. I sure as hell don't have any of it on my computer.

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

As long as I can still go to HITLERyMart, buy CDs out of the bargain bin, load the music on my WinAmp & listen to it that way...
Or on Pandora.
Or YouTube for videos, they won't see another dime...

Unless I'm using a PC, then I AM fucked!

Thank God for Google.

billy pilgrim said...

bill - got any unlicensed porn on your hard drive?

galt - you tube is getting a little over monetized for my liking. our public libraries are full of cds and dvds. in the good weather i enjoy jumping on the bike and heading to the library but until spring that option will be limited.

BBC said...

bill - got any unlicensed porn on your hard drive?

Not that I know of, I look at some on the internut but don't download and save it, don't see any point in that.

billy pilgrim said...

so you keep the viruses and dump the content. the data miners don't dump your browsing history.

BBC said...

In the first place I don't watch much of it, just what I stumble across at times, I damn sure don't go looking for it.

And my paid for security programs work very well, if they tell me not to visit a site I don't over ride them and go look at it anyway.

BBC said...

I haven't seen any normal healthy fucking on the internut that I haven't already done anyway. So I see little point in looking for it, I know what it looks like.

billy pilgrim said...

so you've morphed to a higher level and no longer need masturbatory aids. all part of the spirit consciousness i suppose.

texlahoma said...

It doesn't help with "illegal downloads" but I usually search with Giburu or Startpage, unlike Google they don't keep a database of your searches.

Doc Teri said...

Great! Just another way in which the good old U S of A is "paving the way" to bring down our neighbors to the north. Jesus! Why don't they leave us alone and go after the REAL criminals?

Doc Teri said...

Um...not that I've ever watched a pirated movie or anything, of course...

Doc Teri said...

I've also never gone fishing...

Doc Teri said...

Billy P...I'll trade you 2 Dexters for a Deadwood...shit, I'm becoming BBC..I'm serial commenting. Someone cut a power line in my small town...no TV...no internet...only my smart phone. Guess I'm bored :)

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i suspect google keeps a data base on anything you do with giburu or startpage. your cookies are their cookies.


doc - i used to have a huge crush on deb morgan but her brother never did much for me. deb was a natural born curser, she can drop f bombs just like ringin a bell.

i think there's a little bit of bbc in all of us, we just keep it hidden.

BBC said...

i think there's a little bit of bbc in all of us, we just keep it hidden.

I honor all that I am.

Doc Teri said...

So do we all! :)

BBC said...

I suppose, but I'm more public with it. Walked into the bank today and there was three fucking men working and not a woman in sight, boy, did I bitch about that.

thimscool said...
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thimscool said...

I'm gonna have to agree with Leslie on this one.

My personal opinion is that the laws governing patents and copyrights are almost as bad as the tax code when it comes to loop holes and exceptions. It's just another form of rot that we've allowed to fester.

It's insane that they can patent gene sequences, and that Mickey Mouse is still Disney property. At some point music, movies, books, etc. should be part of the commons. And don't get me stated on pharma patents. Shit.

There is nothing about media copyright law that makes sense to me except for the original premise that a creator should be able to demand recognition and compensation, and that folks shouldn't freeload for sport.

That's a long winded way of saying that I cannot condone your use of BitTorrent or whatever. It's what teenagers use because their allowance is not enough to afford video games and music.

I realize that you collect cans for money, but seriously man, find a better way to fight the power.

BBC said...

Find a better way to fight the power?

Fuck it, just go with Carlin and not give a fuck, it's just all a big fucking show, those things aren't stolen until they get popular and by then they've already made enough money off of them, anything past that is just greed.

BBC said...

After a hit song or video is out for six months it should just become public domain, fuck those greedy cocksuckers.

But if you want to keep buying copies of it that's fine with me.

thimscool said...

Also, you are inviting the opportunity to download viruses and and expose information about yourself to people that may be even scarier than Amazon.com.

Save yourself some hassle and just pony up some cash, ya cheap bastard!

And drink some real coffee!

Woof!

BBC said...

My Folgers isn't real coffee?

thimscool said...

BBC, you don't keep buying copies. With Google Play, for example, you can upload your music into the cloud and listen to it on a variety of devices. Doesn't expire if you owned the source disk and upload the file. Or just skip the disk and buy it direct.

Same deal with Amazon. Same deal, to some extent with Apple, but I don't like the Apple universe.

thimscool said...

I was talking to Pilgrim... Folgers will work when camping, but fresh ground cannot be beat.

BBC said...

If I want to listen to some fucking music I'll turn on a radio, or slip a disk into it. But I seldom listen to music so my ten disks are all I'll ever need.

thimscool said...

Does your disk player have a hand crank?

BBC said...

Folgers will work when camping, but fresh ground cannot be beat.

What ever, I don't have that vanity so cheap coffee works for me everywhere. Like cheap beer does.

BBC said...

Does your disk player have a hand crank?

Fuck no, it's so complex I can hardly figure out how to use it.

thimscool said...

What ever, I don't have that vanity so cheap coffee works for me everywhere. Like cheap beer does.

Well, I don't have much time left on this planet so good coffee is one of those battles I'll choose. I'll learn to like Folgers when the lights go out.

BBC said...

I have a two thousand dollar truck with a fucking three hundred dollar radio in it. Someday I'm going to stick a fucking screwdriver in that cocksucker.

thimscool said...
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thimscool said...

Why will you kill your radio?

BBC said...

I simply don't need it, I don't have all the needs you do. :-)

thimscool said...

What I need is time. More time.

BBC said...

Time is a fleeting thing.

Good night Gracie.

billy pilgrim said...

gosh, i feel so ashamed.

too ashamed in fact to engage you in a pissing contest.

don't forget, the moon is a harsh mistress.

thimscool said...

I'm counting on a scorpio...

billy pilgrim said...

i wouldn't want to infringe on your corporate and creative elitist fantasies.

oh yeah, i bought another package of melitta hazelnut creme beans. you can keep your monkey shit beans.

billy pilgrim said...

i almost forgot, chalk another one for the master baiter.

BBC said...

It would be a fine fucking Friday if it wasn't for this fucking rain.

billy pilgrim said...

me and the roo got a good walk in around 6:00 this morning before the skies opened up.

Leslie said...

Yeah, I'll be all over it when I have my laptop handy, believe me, Thimscool.

The rest of you can't possibly be this ignorant.

I will even bring in a friend of Norah Jones' to assist, so that BP might listen.
(Note to Omar: I said "friend of Norah Jones", I did not say "my friend, Nora Jones".)

billy pilgrim said...

i've moved on from intellectual properties today and am a little more focused on tangible book values.

for the record, i own hundreds of cds and almost all the stuff i downloaded i already owned but i was too lazy to dig the cds out of a box so i just clicked. so it went.

leslie - if you have a friend who knew chet baker i'd be interested.

BBC said...

Never heard of chet baker but his bio isn't a pretty picture.

thimscool said...

Here's a breakdown of the big three.

I like the Google approach the best, but Amazon definitely has the content and doesn't chain you to the rubber wall like Apple.

billy pilgrim said...

thims - i've fallen in love with my new speakers. they match up perfect with my receiver and have excellent clarity. i dug out ben webster plays ballads last night and experienced bliss.

google rocks, apple sucks.

Leslie said...

Of course you've moved on from intellectual properties today. Easier than being schooled in how you fuck over every artist, independent filmmaker and independent record label on the planet with your file sharing. "Personal freedoms and rights to privacy" seem to matter most when people lose their license to steal.

Doesn't matter how well-compensated you think those in the "entertainment racket" are, (and that's a whole other topic), you might be surprised by how many smaller people survive on royalties and residuals they can't earn from your bootlegged movies and songs.

There will be no Chet Bakers and Norah Joneses in the future. You're making sure of that.

And your sudden disinterest in your own topic furthers my belief that blogs are wallpapered port-o-potties for attention whores and lonely goofballs. Why bother with any factual dialogue?

BBC said...

Blogs are just her places to stop and shit.

thimscool said...

It's getting tense in here!

Leslie said...

I think I just said that, BBC. Good of you to catch up.

thimscool said...

Speaking of copyright violations...
:^)

billy pilgrim said...

leslie - it's really tempting to lower myself to your level. let's leave it at this, i don't think you Can Understand Normal Thinking today so i'll forgive you and not ask for an apology.

BBC said...

If what Leslie once told me is true she lives off of royalties off of some song she once created so of course she will defend such a system.

It would simply be too much effort for her to get off her sorry ass and away from a computer where she can harass others and get out there and make an honest living.

billy pilgrim said...

thims - would you think less of me if i said i enjoyed that clip?

Leslie said...

Why Billy P.? You seem to have no prblem lowering yourself to BBC's level.
When ya got nuthin' else, call a female a bitch or a cunt.

BBC, you are wrong again. Maybe you should take notes because your memory sure is shot. I work. Everyday. "Defend such a system". LOL. Buffoon.

billy pilgrim said...

you're probably going to feel pretty foolish tomorrow when you reflect on today's events.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Fucking morons!
Except you thimscool

Leslie said,

".......I will even bring in a friend of Norah Jones' to assist, so that BP might listen.
(Note to Omar: I said "friend of Norah Jones", I did not say "my friend, Nora Jones".)......"

Poor Omar

Leslie said...

Feel foolish? About events on a blog? Unlikely. Impossible, in fact.

I did want to compliment you on the post's title, though. At least you got that part right.

billy pilgrim said...

i think omar might be sparking a bud with justin.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Leslie said,

"......Feel foolish? About events on a blog? Unlikely. Impossible, in fact......"



Query?

About what would you feel foolish?
And would it involve yours truly in a meaningful way?

billy pilgrim said...

leslie - i just can't resist.

you missed the whole fucking point. it was about corporations compiling and selling data bases on private individuals. i know thims deals in intellectual properties so i specifically asked him how to evade the net being cast to catch poachers.

i hope you confine your bitterness to cyber space.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

If you want 'pirated' media content, sleep with a Recording Industry Executive - but not Leslie.

I got 10 songs on my iPod that way - only had to sleep with three men and one woman from three different companies to get 'em too!
Well worth it!

thimscool said...

Pilgrim, I've been giving some thought to that problem recently... that corporations are unconstrained from collecting and selling what is plainly our private data, but they will claim that it happened in public space.

Then the government can just cherry pick with a wink and a nudge, and read all about the CIA director's fetishes, or your own subversive tendencies with this blog here, and whatnot.

thimscool said...

Do you doubt that a helfire missile has your name painted on it?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

".....or your own subversive tendencies with this blog here....."

My tutor was recently charged with sedition, among other things, for sending a 'questionable' email to the Mayor of this wretched Hick town in which we find ourselves.
The charges were dropped when the lawyers got together to research all the references he used.
Turned out it was very funny!

Leslie said...

Ooooooh. I see the problem here. You think I read your post. Nah. I'm a troll, remember? Skimmed for topic then riffed off the comments. You've previously admitted to buying bootlegs on eBay, so don't act so offended.

You confuse annoyance and disdain with bitterness, but yes, I attempt to confine this behavior to cyberspace. It doesn't go with my appearance, so it tends to scare people in real life. Like I'm unhinged or something.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

PAGE ONE

The soon-to-be-dead Cafe Ole Tree

As I moil at the rock-face within the fundament of my beloved Place of Employment Gulag.....

I ponder....

Caveat and Disclaimer

For those who may have a dislike of Oscar Wilde satire and/or laconic wit; are perturbed by my predilectical penchant for utilising (Yes, ‘utilising’ with an ‘S’ - See below.) sesquipedalia and creative neologisms, not to mention alliteration; are offended by my gratuitous use of Shakespearean, Erotographomanic, Biblical and Classic Latin references; or are intimidated by my use of the Queen’s English (as opposed to the filth that seeps northward from south of the 49th) - I strongly advise you to stop reading now. I write this missive with the full knowledge that I will probably be rendered infertile and have my computer privileges suspended for eternity. Not just your plain, old, run-of-the-mill eternity either, but an infernal James Joycian eternity. After all, the glorious PIGS are/is firm, but fair.
POINT
Pembroke’s Finest, in order to effectively and efficiently exercise the power vested in them by virtue of the Highway Traffic Act and the Criminal Code of Canada, need an unfettered view of our beloved Historic Downtown Pembroke. ALL TREES MUST DIE!
The new security camera is a state-of-the-art multifaceted surveillance system capable of virtually eliminating any and all crime within its omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient field of view.
When this new indispensable Pembroke Intelligence Gathering System, or ‘PIGS’ as an initialism, is switched to ‘Plain View’ we will all sleep much better at night knowing that each and every infraction of a regulation, law or statute explicit in the Highway Traffic Act can, and will finally, be prosecuted. All those pesky drivers who use the right lane to turn left and the left lane to turn right – gone!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

PAGE TWO

All those inconsiderate folks who stop, and often park, in the ‘No Stopping’ areas – incarcerated! All those cretins who stop at green lights and proceed on red – custodial sentences for the lot of them! All those tailgaters – off to see Arthur Ellis!
The ‘Plain View’ option will also allow the PIGS to record any and all ‘public displays of affection’ involving at least one uniformed member of the Canadian Armed Forces. As we all know the public display of affection by members of the Canadian Armed Forces, when in uniform, is a Federal crime. A crime tantamount to that of Stalin’s purges in the 1930s it would seem – and it must be stamped out!
The PIGS are/is equipped with an Infrared sensor which will make it childishly easy to spot those reprobates who might have, through disease or alcohol/Sterno consumption, an elevated body temperature. This thermal imaging capability will allow the PIGS to record the ‘Heat Signature/Blood Alcohol’ correlation of any and all felons who deign to flout our laws! Just think how safe and secure we will all feel when each and every patron of any of our fine restaurants and nightclubs, upon leaving said establishments, will possess the express knowledge that Pembroke’s Finest are quite aware of their likely blood alcohol content – and their age!? Serving alcohol to minors charges will evaporate! Spot Checks will become superfluous! The cost savings of not having to purchase or maintain Breathalysers because the PIGS will know who is or who isn’t driving/walking/crawling while under the influence of demon alcohol will be gargantuan! Property taxes will most assuredly be reduced! Just think how much healthier we will become when the PIGS can identify, and Pembroke’s Finest can ‘eliminate’, those who might infect us with their sin-ridden pandemic diseases (assuming their elevated temperature reading is disease related, of course).
The PIGS ‘Face Recognition’ software application - combined with the On-Line digital photographs on Drivers Licenses, Health Cards and other Photo IDs, - will allow Pembroke’s Finest to identify, by name, all who would hazard to disrupt our peaceful village. Think of the power to cleanse our streets this tool will provide! The PIGS can monitor the comings and goings of all the nasty criminals; Who’s

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

PAGE THREE

buying Xanax/Zoloft/Viagra at the Pharmacies?; Who’s visiting the Bars/Pawnshops/Tattoo Parlours?; Who’s littering or expectorating on the sidewalks?; Who is ‘with the Moor making the beast with two backs’?; et cetera. Eventually, Pembroke’s Finest can ‘ethically cleanse’ our beloved town of these malcontents. Through the optional audio function, Pembroke’s Finest can also effect (Yes: ‘effect’) public behaviour. For example: “Hello? John? Yes you John Walmartshopperoux! You know better than to come downtown. Now go back to Laurentian Valley before we have to Taser you - again”. It works a treat!
There is no substance, however, to the rumour that PIGS also contains a ‘Naked’ microwave imaging device identical to the new security ‘camera’ system now installed at all our better airports. You know, the one that ‘looks and sees’ under your garments rendering you virtually naked. Pembroke’s Finest have not yet publically denied that the PIGS possesses this naughty capability – “Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice.
This Microwave ‘Naked’ imaging system would allow the PIGS to ascertain who might be hiding, on their person, dubious prosthetics/tools/WMDs/Wireless ’OhMiBods’/aluminium foil covered vegetables that can, and probably will, be used to perpetrate crimes against nature/the divine being(s) of your choice. The PIGS will also be able to ordain if these criminals are sporting adult diapers, colostomy bags, ambiguous genitalia, insulin pumps, et cetera. This information is absolutely necessary so that Pembroke’s Finest can better direct their Taser shots. A well directed Taser can make all the difference to avoid any ‘messiness’ and the potential soiling of their own uniforms (which we all know to be at the zenith of sartorial splendour)
To answer that oft heard question: “If a tree falls in Pembroke does it make a sound?” No and its carcass will not interfere in any way with our precious and historical pot-holes
In summation, the death of one tree is a minuscule price to pay for the extraordinary peace of mind we will enjoy as we March through the Millennium as constantly monitored and freedomless automatons in our Orwellian ‘Brave New World’ (See ‘Nota Bene’ below).

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

PAGE FOUR

COUNTERPOINT
The loss of this tree will evoke a compound fracture of the endocardial zones of Eros among all who would subscribe to the philosophy of Laudator Temporis Acti. If the arboricidal plans of the City and PDDC come to fruition (apologies for the malapropos word choice, but I couldn’t help it) life will be that much less liveable.
This is war! Alea Iacta Est! The battle is joined!
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger.”
Some may be tempted, if they are susceptible to temptation that is (not unlike yours truly who can resist everything but) to evoke Mathew 5:44 (KJV). Others may resort to quoting the exquisite poetry of Catullus, especially the Carmina Series (See ‘Nota Bene’ below). Whatever your choice of riposte, the Tree Must Live! Why? For in its death a tragedy, nay a calamity, will ensue. If you are unsure about the subtle difference in meaning between the words tragedy and calamity perhaps the following will help:
If the Pembroke City Council and the entire board of the PDDC were to fall into the Ottawa River – that would be a ‘tragedy’. Now, if some kind soul were to pull them out – well, that would be a ‘calamity’. See the difference?
At a recent City Hall/PDDC meeting, the following was overheard:
“Herr Adolf Hitler, and others, have often opined about how fortunate it is for Governments that the people whom they govern JUST. DO. NOT. THINK. How easily we husband those whom Comrade Vladimir Ilyich Lenin called ‘useful idiots’. Oderint Dum Metuant! ............... Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!”

BBC said...

Does anyone read her crap?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

PAGE FIVE

CONCLUSION
There are probably studies that show that CCTV coverage has not reduced crime rates by any statistically significant degree. There have been substantially increased conviction rates though. Vandalism, or the more destructive variant of Ostrogothism, will still plague our halcyon city. Pembroke’s Finest will rejoice, mind!
Let us not be useful idiots who do not think. Let us hate, but not fear. Let the PIGS be among the first against the wall when the revolution comes. Let us unite! We have nothing to lose but our chains! ¡No PasarĂ¡n!
Them: “We shall block out the sun with a veritable umbrella of chainsaws, axes and some of those cute, effeminate shears we found on sale this week at Canadian Tire.”
Us: “So much the better, Xerxes, we’ll fight in the shade!”
Nota Bene:
Aldous Huxley wrote “Brave New World”. George Orwell, “1984”. I conflated the two for literary effect – so sue me!
Gaius Valerius Catullus was a first century BCE Roman poet. Carmina 16 is a poem that advises on how one might treat an offending enemy. The poem contains the vilest and most profane sentence ever written in Latin (or in any other language for that matter). Google or Bing at your own risk. On one website, however, the translation of ‘irrumabo’ as ‘Clintonise’ is rather humourous.
No thesauri were hurt in the production of this word salad.
Signed,
Some person who unwisely chose to serve their latest 10 year custodial sentence in the anal sphincter muscle of the Upper Ottawa Valley rather than, say, a place like Millhaven where life would be kinder and gentler.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Yes!
He sent that five page monster to the Mayor!
Can you believe it?

billy pilgrim said...

holy christ, the aquarian read my mind.

during one our stanley cup riot trials it came out that one store had 300 video cameras! combine that with facial recognition software and our driver's license photos and it's easy to connect the dots that privacy and personal freedom is a thing of the past. and of course with electronic commerce our finances are being tracked. i don't know how long it'll take but at some point in the future a wealth tax will be implemented. toll bridge records and highway transponders for revenue collection are merely one more tool for big brother. like i said in the post, in 50 years people will look back and shake their heads and think these fucknuts were so busy putting food on the table that they didn't notice their freedom slipping away.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Those who trade freedom for security deserve neither!

That was not me, it was my Tutor, Sterculian Rhetoric who wrote that.
As for me, I am a believer in "Law Order and Good Government" - the Canadian Credo. The Government always knows best and would never do us harm. After all, if you are not doing anything wrong, why would you mind being videographed doing it? And the Government would never, ever, change the definition of that which is 'Right' and that which is 'Wrong', make it retro-active and not bother to informs us of the change until we are serving the custodial sentence, right?

Right?

billy pilgrim said...

true enough aqaurian (unless your a palestinian, then stephen loses his benevolence)

Mr. Shife said...

Leave the pirates alone. Hope you got some good advice on how to get around the IP problem, BP. I wish I could help but I am a moron. Have a good one.

thimscool said...

Ah yes, the IP problem. If I gave a damn about attempting to reliably nascond my identity, location, and ost recent IP address, rest assured that I will not rely on some service or download to make that capability materialize.

You want a flip answer? Get yourself a botnet. Everyone's doing it these days, even the fricken North Koreans that are fed extra rations of Soylent Green.

You know, North Korea and Cuba are two countries that somewhat model what will happen when oil becomes scarce. They both depended almost entirely on Soviet largess, but took different tactics to deal with the fact that oil wasn't readily available. Do you know what happened?

Just an aside. A sick, Abby Normal aside. No genocide has occurred in your lifetime on your continent and it damn sure couldn't happen again. As good 'ol Syd said, "I see the fnords." Erase this post from your ------ WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP? Sedatives or reeducation? Must not discuss home school. Overload in Torretts suppression subroutine. Taking down right frontal for di

thimscool said...

Or did you mean "Intellectual Property" for IP, Mr. Shife?

harry said...

pilgrim - You're Fuckt, Well and Truely.




Congratulations.

harry said...

I gotta get some of that coffee TC is brewing, whew.

Jolly good show tonight, thank you all.






well, most of you anyway.

thimscool said...
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thimscool said...

So, please. Pretty please with sugar on top! Clean the fucking car.

billy pilgrim said...

mr shife - as always, thank you for your gentlemanly support.

thims - i don't think i'm ready for the big leagues so i'll defer on the botnets. i might be busy watching pulp fiction, an excellent movie with important social commentary.

harry - after TC's coffee i'd recommend the hazelnut creme beans. it's an excellent choice for those of us secure in our sexuality. those will mild feminine tendencies should steer clear.

i think the old gas bag blew herself out yesterday and is probably feeling a little sheepish today. as the voice of reason on this blog i have already moved on and forgiven her.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

".....You know, North Korea and Cuba are two countries that somewhat model what will happen when oil becomes scarce. They both depended almost entirely on Soviet largess, but took different tactics to deal with the fact that oil wasn't readily available. Do you know what happened?....."

Yea!
We all had to endure the Bonavista Social Club!

billy pilgrim said...

a lesser man would correct your spelling on the social club and would also tell the shrew that he is sitting with the cd in his lap. (had to check the spelling) good album, but a little over rated.

harry said...

pilgrim -

If only I could blow MYSELF like some here seem able to do, well then, THAT would be my idea of "sexual security".

I likes me coffee like I likes me wimmons.....




Butt thanks for the recommendation.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

As far as North Korea ("Real" Korea) and Soylent Green are concerned, the stock value of "Cheney SG"(not to be confused with Gibson SG), a joint venture between Halliburton, ADM and CACI, Titan Corp and Blackwater USA, has trebled in value making me a rich girl.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......a lesser man would correct your spelling on the social club....."

A greater man couldn't!
How the fuck do you spell it then?
I'm referring to that shite-hole in Newfoundland, not the Cuban cunt-band.

Jaysus, it's a good thing Leslie is getting her much needed beauty rest or she would ream me well and good for that trifling peccadillo.

billy pilgrim said...

i stand corrected and am about to hop on the bike and brave the weather like the brave little tailor my mother raised.

harry said...

Say ALF, now that pilgrim's pedaled off and the lovely Leslie is getting her beauty nap, how's ' bout I ream you well and good with me own little "peccadillo" ?





just a friendly thought.....

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......how's ' bout I ream you well and good with me own little "peccadillo" ?...."

"little "peccadillo""?

Well fuck me from behind with a redundancy made manifest, that's a fucking tautology you ignoramus.
Besides, for effective tautological spelunking the fair Leslie's your girl - she's well and truly taut.

Leslie said...

Was I called an "old gasbag" above or were you?
Has to be you. I'm not old.

Don't any of your fuckers ever go to brunch on a Saturday?

Leslie said...

"Sheepish"? A Scorpio?

Y'all are nuts.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"....Don't any of your fuckers ever go to brunch on a Saturday?......"

I speak only for myself, but I have already. I am in a time-zone 6 hours ahead of you.
We won't discuss how far ahead I am intellectually though.

Leslie said...

Obviously not too far if you think your time zone is 6 hours ahead.

billy pilgrim said...

nothing clears the mind like a very hard ride in chilly weather so i offer the following postscript to close the subject on leslie.

based on a previous comment of her's about a meeting with heather reisman, chair of indigo books, i suspect she is a literary agent or some sort of talent agent. thus, her indignation over file sharing is not altogether altruistic. she has a monetary stake in an artists earning power. keep in mind, i'm stating my opinion. not claiming to be stating a fact.

and if i remember correctly, ms reisman stood her up.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Not 'real' hours, silly, "Brunch Hours"!

We are not to discuss our differential degree of intellectual elitism here.
Are you mad?

harry said...

ALFie - you sure have a way of killing my fine 2xlittle morning renob!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

billy pilgrim said,

"......so i offer the following postscript to close the subject on leslie......"

You hardly have that level of authority, now do you?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

billy pilgrim said,

".....based on a previous comment of her's (Leslie) about a meeting with heather reisman, chair of indigo books....."

Reisman is a cunt!
I right cunt!
She bans books!
My tutor purchased 20 copies of "Mein Kampf" from an independent Book Store and stood out in front of a "Chapters-turned-to-Indigo" Book Store to sell them.
Indigo bans the sale of such books, Chapters did not until they were 'acquired' by CUNT Reisman.

They sold well!
He got on TV too!

billy pilgrim said...

i'd also like to add that i was a victim of the deadwood discs being unlicensed. they were advertised as legit coming from the united states.

i'm just a poor little squirrel in a great big world who is ill equipped to deal with the graft and corruption in our entertainment industry.

Leslie said...

Stood me up? Wtf? No one meets in person. I'm beginning to see what you and BBC have in common. A problem with details.

Indigo was licensing a song from "us" for their ad campaign for their e-reader i-book thing. The whole deal fell through after some nine irons bought them. Nine irons who didn't agree to our steep fee.

My indgnation over file-sharing is actually altruistic. I do not take a percentage of royalty income.

harry said...

pilgrim - Save it for the judge.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......The whole deal fell through after some nine irons bought them. Nine irons who didn't agree to our steep fee......"

Dear oh dear.
Dear oh dear oh dear!

You belong here!

We prefer "Zipper-Head" by the way!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

".....i'm just a poor little squirrel in a great big world....."

You know that Doc Teri character, bless her heart, shoots, skins, eviscerates, cooks and then eats squirrels.

The "cooking" is optional I heard.

harry said...

best thing on the interwebs-


http://www.livestream.com/cornellherons2

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Fuck off harry!

Post a live link or fuck the fuck right off!


Cunt!

billy pilgrim said...

aquarians - this is what i get for being such a gracious host, allowing her to spew venom at an elderly well meaning gentleman with no interference or censorship.

if you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a woman.

i hope your tutor would agree with this sentiment for i feel bitten.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Oh wait!

It is "fish", not squirrels.
Never mind.
And by not "cooking" we get sushi!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......if you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you....."

Never been to Thailand, have you?

Don't make the dog prosperous! Teach it to fish - then you can sell it some tackle!

BBC said...

Doc Teri does not shoot and skin squirrels, the cute shit at Refuge Creek does.

I going to the bar to talk with real wimmin, fuck these freaks on the internut that think they are super intelligent compared to the rest of us that we will never meet. Or for that matter would want to meet (or meat), I damn sure don’t.

Then I think I’ll go to the Eagle’s for a while.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Fraternal Order of Eagles International (F.O.E.)?

My Tutor's father is one of those folks!
Small world!

PS
Noah Webster, when he was inventing the American version of English suggested "wimmen" as a better spelling for "women" - can you believe it?
Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed.
Read my comment three comments above regarding my self-correction of the "squirrel - fish" mistake about the Professor.

BBC said...

Ran into KD at the bar, she's a crazy Canadian chick that spends weekends here and we've really taken a liking to each other.

Ran into her again at the F.O.E. and she invited me to spend the night with her, I just stopped by for a fresh change of underwear.

Good night Gracie.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......I just stopped by for a fresh change of underwear......"

Which is 'fresh'?
The change or the underwear?
Your prose is unclear.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Leslie you're a cunt make a big noise
Cryin' in the street shoulda been a Pat girl today
You got Saints on yo' mind
In your behind
Friggin’ their nobs until they go blind

Leslie, Leslie’s
A cunt!
Leslie, Leslie’s
A cunt!

Leslie you're an old cunt; loose cunt
Hurlin' in the street gonna kiss the Brees butt some day
You got sperm on yo' face
Your fancy lace
Spreadin' your sphincter all over the place

Leslie, Leslie’s
A cunt!
Leslie, Leslie’s
A cunt!

Leslie said...

Of course you pick Queen. Of course.

billy pilgrim said...

i don't know whether the lovely ms leslie is a cunt but i do know she is a demented stalker. she has boasted to the doc that she has saved copies of all bbc's posts. that is a textbook example of stalking.

am i angry with her or do i pity her?

who gives a shit, the quality of ruby's bowel movements has a greater impact on my life than 1000 ignorant comments from the queen of mean.

of course i'm partly to blame for giving the problem child a stage.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

".....the quality of ruby's bowel movements has a greater impact on my life than 1000 ignorant comments...."

Are you the re-incarnation of our former Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Our good friend BBC asked me to post this on his behalf,

To wit:

Leslie’s tits hang from the sky
Licking them, she’s sure to die
Tits that look like skitter bites
These small tits, Leslie’s headlights

Tiny tits upon her chest
These I’ll brush with cock caress
She will die no doubt today
But my cum will go its way

Back at home our cock it waits
Leslie’s pus’ has met its fate
She will wretch ‘cause I’m so vile
She’ll leave this life in a short while

Put bigger tits on Leslie’s chest
Make her just like all the rest
They’ll be big, we’ll lick one day
She’ll be dead, but that’s okay


Where he got the word 'caress' I've no idea. His 800 word Working Vocabulary does not contain that word.

Leslie said...

Pilgrim.....what I said was I've saved MY OWN blog posts. The ones BBC defaced with his infantile comments and vulgar crap on a near-hourly basis. Long before you were paying attention! Payback's a bitch, innit!

Stalker? You, dear sir, smoke too much fucking weed! Go read it again since you don't give a shit!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Attempting to engage in rational and reasoned discourse with those who lack even a modicum of Reading Comprehension acumen is fruitless.

It's like trying to teach a class of second grade students how to inter-convert temperature readings between the two scalar systems of Fahrenheit and Celsius. Only the top ten percent of the class - all girls by the way - will clue in.

BBC said...

Interesting freak show you have going on here Billy P, maybe you could sell tickets to it? What do you suppose she can do with her so called saved posts? Sue me? Use them to make me look bad when I’ve already been doing that on my blogs for years? Besides, we all know that she is blowing smoke out her ass anyway.

It turned out to be a great weekend for me, it’s nice to have met a nice looking no bullshit lady that likes me as much as I like her and we’re not competing against each other. She’s only here on weekends cuz she owns her own bookkeeping business in Victoria but what the hell, be happy for what ya get. She used to sing in a road show band but I haven’t questioned her about that yet.

Came and fixed Helen a meal and now I’m taking her to breakfast and dropping her off at the Ferry. …. Oh, and her brother, he comes over here a lot with her.

Leslie said...

What about the change of underwear? Is she taking them wth her or she decided she could go another week by turning the current ones inside out?

billy pilgrim said...

well bill, she has succeeded in making you a sympathetic character. and without a doubt she stalking you, why else would she be lurking around here?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

BBC said,

"......Came and fixed Helen a meal and now I’m taking her to breakfast and dropping her off at the Ferry......"

If you have to take the poor woman to breakfast AFTER you have already fixed her a meal, what does that say about your cooking skill?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

See what I mean Leslie?







Shall we dance?

harry said...

Couriouser and couriouser, and couriouser still.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......Only the top ten percent of the class - all girls by the way - will clue in......"

And of those 10 percent, the top two students, thimscoolia and Omarita, will be able to convert in their heads!
At will!
It makes enduring the dullardry of the rest worth while I figure.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"worth"
and
"while"

Get it?

billy pilgrim said...

harry - you appear to be the voice of reason around here. how would you like to be the moderator until i regain my objectivity?

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

"......Spreadin' your sphincter all over the place......"

Please to change the above line to:

"Wafting your taint all over the place"

Thank you in advance.

billy pilgrim said...

aqaurians - have you read conrad black's column this week? he's in fine form dissecting quebec.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

My tutor once pissed on Montagu's grave.

Does that count?

And when Barbara carks it, I'll be asquattin' on hers.
Though Conrad and Barbara are quite witty I must admit.

To answer your question, no. I do not read anything from Sun Media Corp.

BBC said...

Hey, I’ve always been sympathetic, I’m just careful where I use those coupons. To answer her question, her underwear is that dainty female shit, pretty sure she wouldn’t be interested in mine. Nothing dainty about her bra though, it takes a fort to contain pointy 36 C’s. I’m just guessing at the size but she looks real nice in a sweater.

If you have to take the poor woman to breakfast AFTER you have already fixed her a meal, what does that say about your cooking skill? What’s it say about your thinking skills? It’s pretty clear I fixed Helen a meal and then took KD to breakfast. If I keep visiting her I’ll start cooking at her place, I’m flexible.

Hell, maybe I’ll leave her my property being as her mobile home is on a rented lot and she isn’t making enough to buy property here. She’s kind of a strawberry blonde but what the hell, blondes can have fun also. I’ll see if I can take a picture of her next weekend, didn’t think of it this weekend. She has long slender fingers but she’s kinky, well, her two little fingers are kinked at the middle joints, I think they’re cute.

Shit, it quit raining, I’ll go shoot the pistol some and see what I can figure out about it. And swing by and check on Harry.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

".....It’s pretty clear I fixed Helen a meal and then took KD to breakfast....."

No it fucking well is not!
Your English composition skills are shit.
Re-read your own fucking sentence, the first in a new paragraph by the way:

".....Came and fixed Helen a meal and now I’m taking her to breakfast and dropping her off at the Ferry...."

The 'Helen' and the 'her' would be assumed to be the same person with your shit syntax! Learn how to fucking write properly you fucking ignorant cunt!

"....pointy 36 C's...."
".....strawberry blonde hair....."

Jesus fuck!
KD is Leslie!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

BBC said,

".....She has long slender fingers but she’s kinky, well, her two little fingers are kinked at the middle joints, I think they’re cute......"

Ask her how they got that way, you fucking idiot!
And when you get the answer I suspect you'll get, get your fucking illiterate ass over to the nearest Free Clinic for a course of powerful Broad-Spectrum Antibiotics.

Fuck me, you are so stupid!
Can you even fucking tie your own shoelaces?

billy pilgrim said...

fuck, if only i could get conrad black over here debate grammar with the aquarian but he'll be busy leading the other 9 leapers until xmas is over.

Kelly said...

George was really brave or really dumb in that video. They both could have turned on him for trying to break up the fight in the water. I figured somebody was going to get an arm chopped off at the beginning of the clip.

Yeah, I agree with you. the corporate elite want to control everything on the internet. Personally, I think it will be less than fifty years about what you said will likely eventually happen. It's always been about profit and power.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

The meaning of my sentences, as well as meaning of the sentences of those of every other fucking person 'round here (except that pilgrim cunt) go so fucking far over your fucking head that when these sentences flush their toilet, it takes an entire fucking hour for the shit to hit you. And that is with the turd accelerating at 9.8 metres per second squared!
And Terminal Velocity is NOT reached because our turds are perfectly aerodynamic so 'air resistance' is not meaningful.

Here, I'll do the fucking math for you, you unlettered and innumerate cunt:

The speed of the turd at impact on your pointy fucking head:

(60 seconds per minute)x(60 minutes per hour)x(9.8) = 35,280 metres per second.

That's 78,919 miles per fucking hour!
Suffice it to say, you're gonna fucking feel it!
BUT you won't fucking understand it!

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

The above was for BBC by the way.

Sorry

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Kelly said,

".....Personally, I think it will be less than fifty years about what you said will likely eventually happen......"

Fuck me!
Another unlettered cunt!
Is there anybody 'round here who can fucking read and write the Queen's English properly?

FUCK!!!!!!!!

It won't be too hard for the Corporate Elite to take over and wrest power and profit when all the people are fucking illiterate and ignorant cunts!

Sheesh!
Woe is me!

BBC said...

Ask her how they got that way, you fucking idiot!

It's none of your business how they got that way, you fucking idiot.

Fuck english and grammar and you're idea of what you think it should be, people that don't know half the words you do make millions more than you. Crunt.

thimscool said...

Crunk?

thimscool said...

This den of iniquity has reached its perigee.

Aquarians Love To Fuck said...

Den?

Iniquity?

In keeping with your celestial mechanics metaphor, the two foci of this elliptic of yours represents the anuses of pilgrim and BBC. As for the apsides, I do not mind inhabiting the periapsis, but, and I am sure you will agree, the fair Leslie is certainly the sole resident of the apoapsis.
I realise this hyperbolic metaphor does not render yours truly and Leslie in a very good light, but what the fuck, I'm not proud - and Leslie, well, she shouldn't be.

I reckon BBC could argue that he composes his herein missives with particular attention to the use, and abuse, of grammatical ellipsis constructions to excuse his 'illiteracy', but I fucking doubt it!

thimscool said...

:^)