Saturday, November 10, 2012

deadwood be dead

it would seem that my official licensed deadwood discs are phoney crap. i've tried 4 discs and 2 were defective. both made the player seize up and i had to unplug the player to unseize it. i haven't been singing the praises of nine irons these past few weeks. in fact if they could read my lips whilst i peddle through the city there's a good chance some big young nine iron would beat the living daylights out of me. so it goes.

i still haven't received my digital jewelry scale yet. i ordered it september 27 so it's not like i'm complaining without giving it a reasonable amount of time. i'm told you have to complain to the resolution center within 45 days to officially log a complaint. i've tried twice and both times i couldn't get through. it churned away for hours before i said fuck it and moved on. i really want those scales, not for jewelry but to check the weight on some fish.

a few years ago i would have been posting like crazy about the recent presidential election. i have 2 thoughts on the election. number one, if i was romney or a republican mover and shaker i'd pay someone to kick the living shit out of that fat fuck chris christie. why in the fuck didn't he do a photo opportunity with romney instead of kissing obama's ass? 2016 maybe? and from observing the obama supporters you'd think the world's problems disappeared when their boy won. the problems didn't go away, they might have got worse. but it is nice that there is a president who believes in global warming and doesn't fawn over netanyahoo.

conrad black sums up the election very well, Conrad Black: The Obama Disaster: Part II. i always enjoy reading conrad's columns.

so that's it. my deadwood discs are shit, the jewelry scales and missing in action and chris christie disgusts me.

nora can always put a smile on my face.

i love you sons of bitches.

40 comments:

Bob Harrison said...

Don't let it rain on you. Linda Mac is still unemployed.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Don't forget Chris Christie is a republican governor in a democrat state. Kissing up to the president is exactly what his electorate wanted him do after the storm, to show he was putting their interests before partisan politics. One of the good things about American politics is that party loyalty is less important that pleasing the voters.

billy pilgrim said...

bob - yes, i'm toying with picking up a few wwe shares.

gb - i think it was all about 2016. i don't think most of these guys take a crap without checking the polls and focus groups. all the world's a stage.

BBC said...

Didn't know N.J. was a democrat state, everything is just a big clusterfuck anymore.

I'm not prejudice, I hate republicans and democrats equally.

harry said...

Well, Conrad has at least one thing right.

When we go down we're taking you all with us.

BBC said...

Sorry about your bad disc's, that sucks, the ones I watched worked perfect.

Maybe you should have bought a scale locally? I don't like to shop on the internut, I'm a hands on guy, like to go in a store and check out what I'm thinking about buying.

And if I buy it and it's a piece of shit I can return it to the store for exchange or a refund.

BBC said...

Well, Conrad has at least one thing right. When we go down we're taking you all with us.

It's the same boat, just because it has a bulkhead in it doesn't change much.

BBC said...

Sometimes a local purchase backfires on me, the new pistol I recently bought was in a local store. Turned out to be a pretty piece of shit but it was a consignment so there is no returning it.

Guess I'll hang it on a peg on the wall and call it art.

billy pilgrim said...

harry - we might not go down with you. china is very interested in buying canada.

bill - i'll probably buy one locally and the internet purchase will probably arrive the next day. have you watched hell on wheels? season 2 is better than season 1.

BBC said...

Haven't watched hell on wheels, don't have a clue what it is about.

BBC said...

we might not go down with you. china is very interested in buying canada.

Like I said, same ship, they've already bought a lot of us and own businesses and property all over this country. And if they call up the notes for the feds loans from them we're fucked. Not that I think they want to do that.

Oh well, I've insulated myself from all that, I don't owe the world a damn cent.

Cheyenne said...

Chris Christie disgusts me, as does B.O.

harry said...

Nora can SIT on my face; for singing give me Cathrine Russell any day.





Under the Spell of the Blues.

billy pilgrim said...

bill - it's about building a railroad in the old west. lots of violence etc.

cheyenne - body odor?

harry - i've put nora on a pedestal so i can't imagine her sullying herself by sitting on my face, or yours for that matter.

BBC said...

Ah, I've read stories about building the railroads, they were violent times for sure. Booze, killings, cheap chinese labor, whores, lots of cussing, good times, good times.

BBC said...

You ever look at Thim's profile? It's a hoot.

billy pilgrim said...

pffft?

BBC said...

He's extremely well read, and into gloom and doom. I guess he just doesn't feel the need to gloat about it.

I like the napalm remark.

BBC said...

He's busy preparing for when things goes to hell and he and his has to live a survivalist lifestyle.

I hope they don't go to hell before the trip next summer.

Leslie said...

What trip? Am I invited?

billy pilgrim said...

bill - i took thims advice and bought a roll of dimes today.

BBC said...

What ya gonna do wid a roll of dimes?

billy pilgrim said...

once upon a time i dressed so fine
threw the bums a dime in my prime....

Doc Teri said...

How'd Nora treat you last night, Billy?

BBC said...

I expected to see your reply to her by now.

It's going to be a fine Tuesday, yes?

BBC said...

Has everyone died?

harry said...
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harry said...

People call, say beware doll
you’re bound to fall
you thought they were all kidding you..

BBC said...

???

BBC said...

I wanna be outside..

Fucking rain...

harry said...

You used to...laugh about
Everybody that was...hanging out
Now you don’t...talk so loud
Now you don’t...seem so proud
about having to be scrounging ...your next meal...

BBC said...

You on a Bob Dylan kick today? May as well listen to music with it fucking raining outside.

Doc Teri said...

Looks like Billy got REALLY lucky with Nora...

billy pilgrim said...

doc - nora was very nice and so was madison violet.

harry - i'm past my prime so i have no use for the dimes.

bill - shitty wet weather here.

BBC said...

Not raining here so maybe I'll put the chains on the Toro today.

Taking Helen to Monkeyville at 11 for hot turkey sandwiches.

Coming up on five hours smoke free (plus the 8 hours of sleep), so far so good.

texlahoma said...

We may not agree about (man made) global warming, but we sure agree about that fat piece of crap, Chris Christie.

billy pilgrim said...

bill - i quit smoking a long time ago. before i quit i filled a big jar with water and threw my cigarette butts in it which looked totally disgusting. then i put an empty jar beside it and everyday i put the amount of money in that i saved on cigs. looking at the 2 jars gave me visual reinforcement on quitting smoking.

tex - the italians are blaming global warming on the big venice flooding. i think the fun has only just begun.

BBC said...

I figured out a psychological solution to the smoking addiction and it's working very well.

Leslie said...

Please figure one out for the commenting addiction too.

BBC said...

My visiting with friend here is none of your fucking business when we enjoy chatting with each other.