i'm happy to report a second straight visit to the dentist with no cavities but the scaling and cleaning hurt like crazy. there was a new hygienist and she was no ball of fire, neglected to floss my old teeth after the scaling but since i floss a few times a day i let it slide. i've been using a sonicare toothbrush for the past few months so maybe that had something to do with my lack of cavities.
after the dentist it was off to the doctor to have my knee examined. after a short discussion it was decided that i needed another series of injections to deal with the nasty fibrosis, scar tissue for us laymen. when i received the first series of injections i was told that i might need a second series of injections. after the second series of injections this past week i was told a third series of injections might be necessary. does anyone recognize a pattern here?
the knee is feeling much improved so i won't complain. it's hard to figure out if the improvement is due to the injections or the added exercise i've been giving it to increase the flow of synovial fluid. a month ago i had interest in synovial fluid, now i want more! in any case, i'm both pleased withe new doctor and a little peeved at the previous doctor for not giving me a proper examination.
last but not least, i just celebrated 7 years of alcohol free living. fuck me, time sure flies when you're not having any fun. it wasn't my intention to give up alcohol at the time, i merely wanted to rest up for the christmas drinking season but one thing led to another and here i am, sober as a judge. there are some excellent drinking stories i could detail but i'm a little reticent to bare my soul in the current toxic environment around here.
lastly i'd like to thank thimscool for reminding me that pulp fiction is an excellent movie worth revisiting. in case anyone is wondering, it was a legit copy that i watched last night. i enjoyed it so much i'll probably watch it again in the next few weeks.
some people are capable of apologizing, and others can't apologiSe (are you happy aquarian) for sour apples. maybe they need a little practice.
i love you sons of bitches.
122 comments:
Maybe you should get your own dental pick and scraper, so you can remove the tartar yourself rather that letting it build up until the next dentist's appointment. I think my favourity character in Pulp Fiction is the gimp.
i'm a little partial to mr keitel so the old wolf caught my eye. i enjoyed all the characters and i can't say that about very many movies these days.
She can't apologize when she thinks she's done nothing wrong.
I'm lucky I guess, no problems with my knees, and no teeth solves that problem very nicely. And my new friend hasn't got a problem with me not having any, hell, none of my friends do.
But I still suck with hitting the target with my black powder pistol, free hand shooting today I got one on the target, I have no fucking idea where the other two went.
Stopped by to see Harry but he was sleeping soundly so I didn't want to wake him. His mother is sure a sweetie pie.
I am definitely going to have to start watching Deadwood!!!
bill - i hope to have good knees soon. i can pedal hard using both legs now so i got that going for me too.
doc - i'm watching the complete series for the 6th time and next year i'll be watching it for the 7th time......
I've watched PF at least 30 times, though it is nowhere near my Tombstone record.
PF??
bob - the only thing i'd improve with pf is the soundtrack. there were times when some cool music would have really complimented the dialogue.
bill - pf = pulp fiction.
So PF is like something like is going on when I'm whacking off?
I said,
".....Ask her how they got that way, you fucking idiot!......"
BBC dribbled,
"......It's none of your business how they got that way, you fucking idiot.
Fuck english and grammar and you're idea of what you think it should be, people that don't know half the words you do make millions more than you. Crunt......."
It is none of my business how your latest victim developed "Kinked Digit Syndrome".
You are, of course correct.
BUT, you fucking ignorant crunt, it will be your business, big time, when that scrawny and flaccid cock of yours shrivels up and falls the fuck off - then your fucking tongue will follow!
No more tit licking!
No more whacking off!
You can live with that?
Good!
My tutor sure couldn't. But then you might very well be a better man than him.
".......I am definitely going to have to start watching Deadwood!!!......."
Is that not what you are already doing by visiting this Handy Comment Facility?
My Tutor won't let me watch television 'cause there isn't one in the kitchen; where I belong. Try as I might, I can't argue with that logic.
"......sober as a judge. there are some excellent drinking stories i could detail but i'm a little reticent to bare my soul in the current toxic environment around here......."
"........some people are capable of apologizing, and others can't apologiSe (are you happy aquarian) for sour apples. maybe they need a little practice......"
Baring one's soul on the Internet is a decidedly Yankee pastime, best you stick with the Yankee spelling conventions if you should decide to do so.
Can you beat this drinking story?
To wit:
My tutor, drunk and sitting at the outdoor patio of the "Pantawee Hotel and Sex Change Clinic" in Nong Khai, Thailand, was sprayed with the brains and blood, highly intoxicated brains and blood, of the Yankee standing beside him when a Communist Insurgent of Lao PDR extraction decided to fire off three rounds from a pistol - point blank.
The third round shaved my tutor's ear hair before shattering the window behind them.
The Yankee lay dead in the street for over an hour before a beat-up pick-up truck came by to retrieve his body.
No one said boo; no police arrived; and they all kept on drinking.
Fuck you ALT-F!
Tell the whole tale!
What about your role in the story?
Why not tell them that you went out to the kurb to the poor Yankee's corpse and picked his pocket - leaving his Passport but taking the 2,500 Baht in his wallet?
Shall I tell them the story of when you kicked the Muy Thai fighter in the gonads and then sucked his dick because he cried and you felt sorry for him?
Baring souls is not a wise endeavour for the fastidious!
And you forgot the to tell them that I never bothered to wash-off the Yankee bits until the next morning - 'cause I'm 'hard'!
That's right, fucking 'Hard'!
I'm so hard I can divide by zero!
The 2,500 Baht paid for all our booze that night by the way.
Who says America isn't generous?
2,500 Baht paid for all your booze? That's roughly 80 bucks. Lightweights!
I couldn't bear his sobbing.
I really couldn't.
Oh and that dead Yankee's dick was in the throes of 'Angel Lust' - I felt it!
I never told you that.
At the time, Leslie you cunt, 2,500 Baht was over 100 dollars US.
And we were drinking illegal bootleg Lao PDR whiskey anyway - cheap shit!
So fuck off!
"Illegal bootleg"???
You apologiSe right now!
You touched a dead guy's dick?
Holy fuck, you are one nasty piece of work ALT-F.
I am very sorry you decided to share that soul-baring with me.
Things are sure to change between us.
Query?
Was he as big as me?
Leslie said,
"......"Illegal bootleg"???
You apologiSe right now!....."
I apologise.
If it helps, the next day SR had to pay a 40 dollar US bribe to one of the Lao PDR Border Guards in order for him allow me entrance to his beautiful country. I reckon he was a brother-in-law of the man who fermented the illegal brew we imbibed the previous evening.
I've never done it again.
Honest!
I guess my only question is did SR still manage to get to his clinic appointment the next morning? If I'm not mistaken, the "Yankee bits" weren't the only bits he needed to have removed.
Dearest SR,
I cannot tell a lie.
He was big!
BBC 'big' even!
Or so Leslie tells me. Then again, our beloved Leslie has trouble with Scalar Quantities, so who knows.
Compared to you my love, no worries.
You still rock my world cupcake.
The Pantawee webcam is still operating! Or did they only tell you it was "out of service" after your BIG REVEAL a few years back?
Leslie said,
".....If I'm not mistaken, the "Yankee bits" weren't the only bits he needed to have removed......"
We were at the Pantawee for me, not SR.
Pantawee
They fucked that place up real good! Too upscale for you now, innit?
My New Orleans B&B neighbors have another hotel in Chiang Mai that offers similar services, should you ever need a tweak.
Chiang Mai is full of hippies, Hill-Tribe gawkers and, it would seem now, NOLA Gayers - no thanks. I'll let it 'grow in' - natural like.
I stay at the Mut Mee Guest House when in Nong Khai now - right on the Mekong River with Hibiscus stickin' in your ass as you brunch in their outdoor restaurant.
Fresh made yoghurt and BREAD too!
I hope there's something more aromatic than Hibiscus sticking in your ass...the Mekong REEKS! A nice cedar plank or a rosemary bush, perhaps.
I'd be willing to help with either.
It's spelt Maekong, ignoramus, and the river is pristine at Nong Khai.
It doesn't get shite until it flows further into Thailand/Lao PDR and through Cambodia to Vietnam and HCMC.
I suspect you encountered it in HCMC when you were fucking tourists for 10,000 Dong and a bite from their Saigon Subs.
Oh ALT-F......
Muffykins......
Cupcake's Viagra has kicked in......
Come to Papa!
I encountered it in Thailand and it stinks and is full of giant 5-headed catfish and heavy metals! Doesn't matter how pretty the sunset is, that river is putrid! Mekong Whiskey is less toxic, and that's saying something!
I encountered it in Thailand and it stinks and is full of giant 5-headed catfish and heavy metals! Doesn't matter how pretty the sunset is, that river is putrid! Mekong Whiskey is less toxic, and that's saying something!
Leslie, my geography challenged cuntbutler, said,
"......Doesn't matter how pretty the sunset is, that river is putrid!...."
Nong Khai is on the west bank. The sunrises are romantic. The sunsets cannot be seen from the Mut Mee.
And the water is clean enough to see 20 foot long Naga Snake-fish!
The 7-headed Naga snake!
I said nothing about sunsets in Nong Khai. Yer fuct!
SR you insensitive cunt!
It's "Fluffykins" not "Muffykins"!
Muffykins is my mother!
I hate you!
Leslie said,
"......I said nothing about sunsets in Nong Khai. Yer fuct!...."
I may be fucked, but your reading comprehension skills are almost as bad as BBC's!
Re-read our exchange as it pertains to clean water, sunsets and the Maekong.
And the 7-headed Naga is Khmer!
Cambodia!
It has nowt to do with Nong Khai, Thailand which was never under the suzerainty of the Khmer.
Fucking historically AND geographically challenged cuntbutler!
Fluffykins?
Dahling?
You know it's over between your mother and me.
She meant nothing to me. Ooooops........ I mean.........you know..........ermmmmm......ahhhhhhhh........hell, you know what I mean.
I love you........
OMG. Hit me up when you're less disabled.
If you think it's so clean, go slurp from it. SR obviously already has!
"......OMG. Hit me up when you're less disabled......"
Pixellating poor prose yourself, denying you misread mine as if it is poorly pixellated and then calling into question my able-mindedness is a 'Old War Horse' out with which I would expect BBC to trot.
Fi Madam!
SR, by the way, is more manly than anything with which you have every had the misfortune to copulate. Even though the cunt is in the shit house with me right now.
And what are you both doing in the shithouse?
Dying to know, thanks.
He has two heads.
Even your misfortune/copulate sentence is poorly structured. Is it my misfortune or...................oh.......................yawn.
Harry?
You are a fucking dullard.
I know it
You know it
Now fuck off.
".......Even your misfortune/copulate sentence is poorly structured. Is it my misfortune or...................oh.......................yawn......."
Do as I say, not as I do!
You are right about that sentence though. In Microsoft Word, the damn thing has multiple different-coloured serpentine underscores - everywhere!
But I hate Bill Gates so I always ignore them.
Aw,
You can do better than that.
Right???!
Lame!
ALFie,
What's it all about...... ?
What's it all about, when you sort it out..?
ALFie ...?
"......SR, by the way, is more manly than anything with which you have every had the misfortune to copulate......"
How about:
SR, by the way, is manlier than anything you have ever had the misfortune of copulating with. The misfortune being yours, as all copulation with men is indeed a misfortune for women.
Does it make sense now moron?
7 years of alcohol free living?
It's a good thing my liver can't read, it would be all;
"Why can't you stop drinking for 7 years?"
"Why can't you stop drinking for 7 days?"
"Give me a freakin break man, why couldn't I be Billy's liver?"
leslie you ignorant slut, i expect an apology. at the very least i expected you to have a modicum of pride and take your act elsewhere.
tex - yeah, seven fucking years. i don't know what's benefiting the most, my liver of my wallet. and poor old ruby isn't getting those late night pizzas and chinese food.
She so unwelcome most places that she'll take her act anywhere she can and you've been letting her do that here.
i'll think twice before i leave harry in charge again.
Harry means well but it's just his nature to lay around and lick his dick all day long.
Now, now, what's all THIS then?
I never recieved the commission pilgrim.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
where's mr rekshon when we need him?
pilgrim- You mean Hugh G?
I couldn't say.
I'd imagine that kind of talent is in great demand.
Pride???
Shame? Remorse? Chagrin? Ego? These things have no place on the internet!
Hmmmph. Looks like I'm more enlightened than all y'all! Go figure!
Regarding my "act"......Thimscool, I demand you set these people straight! I am not Aquarians Love to Fuck or Sterculian Rhetoric. You know the truth. Don't make me summon Liberal Supporter!
harry - send out an sos for hugh!
does anyone have newsletter explaining and decoding all the aliases around here?
i kinda liked the liberal supporter.
FUCK THAT SHIT.
Doc Teri figured her out pretty fast, said that she's fucking crazy. No, she's not fucking crazy, we're fucking crazy, she's fucking insane.
Canadian auto sales reach near-record for November.
I guess they'll need something to live in.
Canada dollar weakens as North American factory data drags.
Hey, it's okay, they'll have cars to live in.
Government promises world won’t end on Dec. 21.
I like Yahoo News comments, they crack me up at times....
Puh leeze said..... I wasn't worried until the Government assured me it would not happen.
"Government promises" - isn't that an oxymoron?
The end of the world is coming for us all at some point. Nothing to worry about there.
I for one will be counting my lucky stars if some big "end times" event happens while I'm here. What a spectacular thing to be a part of. I can't wait to see people go totally ape shit. It will be awesome.
Hell, S, it'll go well with a few drinks, and give us things to shoot at, yes?
Not that I can hit shit with my pistol but I can keep those fuckers alert. Dance monkeys, dance, hahahaha
I'm ready for anything.
Famous Last Words ?
I hope not. Fame is a disease in the mind of the famous people's followers. I don't desire diseased followers.
Hell, Harry, she is ready for anything, I damn sure wouldn't mind her in my camp backing me up, she's a no bullshit gal and comfortable using a gun.
I'm half decent with my modern Ruger but the only things safe around me when I'm shooting the 44 caliber hand cannon are things behind me and the thing I'm shooting at.
I'm likely scaring the fuck out of eagles when I'm shooting that thing.
Gosh, by the time I waded through all the odd comments, I nearly forgot what the post was about.
Congratulations on 7 sober years! Even if you didn't mean to go that long. Quite a feat.
Glad to hear the knee is doing well and you are back riding bikes at a good pace.
I do miss Deadwood. I wish they would do more, but that is all under the bridge. Give Ruby a pat for me.
bill - i think of us more as mental defectives than being crazy. if being a mental defective is good enough for r.p. mcmurhpy, it's good enough for me.
s - if the end is near i'm getting a bottle of scotch along with something to smoke and a barca lounger to watch the show.
silly - it might be better to keep watching the guaranteed quality old shows than watching new stuff. i doubt if any new episodes could match the old stuff.
bill - i think of us more as mental defectives than being crazy.
Would you care to elaborate on the difference?
I would ask Doc Teri to elaborate on the subject but she's too busy thinking humans are important.
On the other hand, maybe she is busy watching Dexter.
"How about it you creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's hear if for bull goose Randle back in action...The Mental Defective League in formation." ~ McMurphy
You're up early, you don't go biking in the dark do you?
I LIKE THIS.
WINTER BIKE GEAR.
Rod gave me some pot a while back, I think I'll start packing it around just because I can.
" we got the POTS on, and the gas up HIGH "
" we are COOKIN' "
" we are sittin' here COOKIN' "
"well ?
" well, well ?"
I know you can't smoke that stuff anymore so what are you cooking, brownies?
".... they call it.....the JAM .. "
couldn't smoke it ' cause I couldnt FIND it.
I found it.
RIP Dave Brubeck
December 6, 1920 - December 5, 2012
Never heard of him so he doesn't count.
I may need to take a trip to see my SIL in Seattle at some point and take in some touristy and forestry.
BBC, you cannot have survived this long without hearing this piece of music performed by Dave Brubeck.
In that case we must meet up this time TC.
Gog willing and the creek don't rise.
That kind of music has never interested me.
MORE MY STYLE.
yeah, old dave be dead. so it goes.
CANADIAN BANKS?
I don't know, I'm just pondering on stuff.
i think he doesn't know beans about banks. the main criticism of canadian banks is they operate in an oligopoly. this is earnings week for canadian banks and the numbers have very nice indeed.
You sure are an optimistic feller.
Optimistic, or just whistling past the graveyard.
The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries.
What could possibly go wrong with that?
I'm just guessing but I'm thinking he's done well with investments and hasn't been bit in the ass, yet.
Hell, they should raise his taxes.
It would be better to read some about HG Wells' Eloi and Morlocks, in his eerily prescient tome about what debt does to money: a time machine that only runs one direction...* **
But you could also go for a nice early pop culture rip off, instead. The gods must be lazy.
* Also an apt description of the logical conclusion of the collision between over population, resource limitations, and technological sophistication...
** Yeah, footnotes, bitch!
Say, fellas, who elected Mario Monti?
Pilgrim, what do you think is gonna happen to your exports if Europe goes tits up?
Geez, I'z got's a bell also. And pot, yup, I'z got's pot. Guess I'z good to go.
I know a man that grows a lot of pot, he has for years, he just gave the state 5000 bucks for some kind of license to sell it, but there is still a lot to be worked out.
His license, if and when he gets it, will only allow him to sell to state approved retailers. The state has every intention of controlling and taxing this new way.
Why I voted agin it.
Meet the New Boss, same as the Old Boss.
Geez, da state needs something to do after getting kicked out of the liquor biz.
thims - who gives a shit, i'm playing with my kid's inheritance.
our boy harper has been cementing the chinese connection for the past 5 years. all these debt/gdp projections are wild guesses factoring in economic growth that is most likely greatly overstated. there ought to be a law that all economic growth figures have to be in constant dollars, take out the inflation bump which is hugely understated.
fuck me! we're in trouble!
the whole overpopulation bomb could be eliminated in one generation but our entire economy is based on growth. we need a growing population base to pay for the health and retirement benefits of us greedy self serving baby boomers. don't even get me started on obesity and diabetes. i hope obamacare has lots of money.
i hope obamacare has lots of money.
HAHAHAHAHA....
No, but my plan all along has been to get dead, all wore out and used up at the end of the road.
the big question is what will be settled first; the hockey lock-out or the imaginary fiscal cliff scenario?
My problem is getting this roll top desk moved out of here today, if it will stop fucking raining !!!
thims - is this the future of all western economies?
GREECE IS FUCKED
not having a sovereign currency is forcing greece to take its lumps rather than kicking the can down the road as they say.
I'm still in contact with an old blogging buddy in Greece so I sent her an email last week asking how they are doing.
They've had to cut back on things a lot and are having to get into savings to get by but at least for now they are still doing okay.
But not everyone there is doing that well, according to her.
Conventional wisdom is that if they could devalue their own currency then they could suffer costlier imports but at least could grow their export economy, including agriculture, which would keep inflation in check on bare essentials.
Now they are being "forced to take their lumps" which essentially means making good on outrageous loans so that the banks don't get screwed for their predatory lending and have time to jump ship before the big fish carve up what's left (like mineral and oil rights, basing rights, etc.).
yes, the bailouts are for the lenders not the people. just like obama helping people pay mortgages on houses with negative equity, it kept the bank's balance sheets acceptable whilst they got fat on free money from the fed.
Sooner or later it grinds to a halt. When the music stops I hope I'm in one of those Bar a loungers or whatever.
I'd be happy with some beer and a warm cave and a loose woman. Well, not loose in the wrong places.
i'd be happy being where i am right now. feet up, listening to the rat pack, faithful dog at my side and a cup of fresh steaming hot coffee in a bone china mug.
as reverend smith said when someone asked him if he knew where he was: "i am where i'm supposed to be."
i use that phrase a lot at the cracker factory.
Well hell, the rat pack is okay in my book. My mug isn't bone china but it did come from www.sikworld.com.
i only use the china mug for my afternoon coffee.
i've almost finished the 4 lbs of starbucks beans i bought with a gift card. i'll be happy to see them gone and i'll be pissed if someone buys me starbucks beans for xmas.
Cleaning out a cabinet this morning I discovered a two pound can of coffee with a best by used date of 2008. Guess I'll use it next.
And I just got that desk moved, yea!!
BBC, Do you know where this son of a bitch lives? I'm gonna send him some coffee.
He lives in or around New Westminster but I don't have a physical address for him.
Hey, you sum bitch, you have my address, where's MY fucking coffee beans? I have a charcoal grinder, I mean coffee grinder.
i was just given a few small packages of "high end" beans. i'll be giving them a try this weekend when a few friend or two drop by.
there is an east indian man at the cracker factory who considers himself a coffee connoisseur. he has all sorts of exotic beans but always puts 2 or 3 sugar cubes in his mug.
is this the future of all western economies?
We've discussed this before I think... the math doesn't add up. Default, inflate, or confiscate. Those are the options.
I'm hedging against door number one, betting a lot on door 2, and if they open door 3 they get to go to war with my other creditors. Everybody but the "nine irons" loves inflation anyway.
I'd rather save my sugar rations for Bakers bourbon, but there is nothing wrong with sugar in coffee.
Your colleague from East Indies sounds like a genuine human resource.
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