all was well in my little world saturday morning. the weather was decent, ruby had a lovely bowel movement on our walk and i had a good bike ride. yes, life was good.
saturday afternoon i was checking the news and horror struck. randy quaid was DENIED PERMANENT RESIDENT STATUS in canada. fuck me, tamil terrorists and syrian war criminals are routinely granted refugee status and yet our fucknut federal government has the temerity to deny cousin eddy citizenship. luckily randy can appeal the decision and we have outright criminals stretching the process out for 10 years with bullshit appeals so randy can probably stick around for a while. most things i say here are tongue and cheek but this really does piss me off.
the second dark cloud over canada was the new liberal premier of ontario, our most populace province. the new premier is a woman and now our four most powerful provinces have female premiers. this was no real big deal until i read the fine print. the new premier is AN OPENLY GAY LESBIAN! not only is she openly gay, she's legally married to another lesbian. fuck me, canada is turning into a regular sodom and gomorrah! so it goes.
there might be a silver lining to the dyke premier. she leads the pinko liberal party which is hanging on by a thread with a shaky coalition. the liberals now have 2 chances of forming a majority government in the next election and slim just left town. not that i'm against liberals in general but the ontario liberals have single handedly changed ontario from a rich province into an almost bankrupt province.
in summation; cousin eddy is out and the dykes are in.(my critique of israel will have to wait for anther day).
i love you sons of bitches. (in a manly way)