all right you sons of bitches, i expect a little sympathy. it's official, i have the flu.
a few aches and pains the past few days and a moderately upset stomach yesterday have erupted into a full body ache, fever and as of now i can shit through the eye of a needle. lucky fucking me. each year i religiously get a flu shot and hope for the best. i guess i didn't hope hard enough this year.
ruby shamed me into taking for a walk on the icy roads and we had to cut it short. the toilet beckoned me and ruby slipped on the ice. her all wheel drive platform was no match for the black ice. we're a couple of ailing senior citizens today and probably for a few days more. lucky us.
in case anyone forgot, this is the song i've requested to be played when the folger's coffee tin containing my ashes is emptied into salamasond.
i love you sons of bitches.