Monday, March 4, 2013

china

did anyone watch the 60 minutes segment on the housing bubble in china?

i happened to watch it and was scared shitless. i was aware of all the empty apartments and ghost cities but somehow i thought they were built and owned by the state. it seems my preconceived ideas about the so called managed economy were quite off the mark. it is still a managed economy but not quite as managed as i had thought. according to the 60 minutes segment all the empty apartments are owned by private investors. a very thoughtful chinese builder predicted an "arab spring" in china when the shit hits the fan and the private investors learn they are sitting on white elephants. as the chinese say, may you live in interesting times. this should be real interesting in the coming years.

the downturn in china is not news and i was always curious if the so called managed economy could better deal with a real estate bubble than the almost laissez-faire american model. there is a term in penny stocks called "the greater fool than i" strategy. basically you buy shares in some piece of shit moose pasture and your plan is to sell it to "a greater fool than yourself" at a higher price than you yourself paid. that is the impression i got about the chinese real estate bubble. people are clamoring to invest in real estate because it is going up in value and they don't want to miss the boat. the good news for these guys is they aren't missing the boat. the bad news is sooner or later the boat is going to sink.

this leads me to another question. are the chinese growth statistics accurate? at best they are suspect, at worst they are bullshit. how much of the reported economic growth is real and how much is due to inflation? that is the trillion dollar question.

EMPTY CHINESE APARTMENTS ETC.

growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell.

i've fallen in love with this song;

and of course i love you sons of bitches.

145 comments:

BBC said...

The bitch and her troupe of sock puppets will be along shortly to add comments thanks to me being as she found your blog through me mentioning you on my blog at times.

You can thank me later.

BBC said...

Car sales in this country are great, I predict that these monkeys will be living in their cars in the future because it's easier to buy a fucking car these days than a home.

If they are wise they will buy vans.

BBC said...

Car sales are up in India also, ya gotta have something to live in.

billy pilgrim said...

excellent point king. also, the default rate on car loans is lower than on home loans at the moment.

BBC said...

Well fuck, ya don't want to lose your home on wheels.

BBC said...

Cell phone reception is better through car windows than in a lot of homes. And that cell phone reception shit is important I guess considering what they pay for fucking cell phone plans so idiots can text idiots and share pictures of tits.

Leslie said...

I know when I'm driving I frequently text pictures of my tits. I figure hey, why adjust them if I'm not gonna show them off?

BBC said...

I don't recall what the payments on my first home was, but being as back then I was making about six bucks an hour I guess they wasn't much being as the wife didn't work and we could still afford to buy a home.

BBC said...

How do you make your tits look big? Hold your cell phone very close to them.

Mr. Shife said...

Hey BP. Thanks for the tip. I guess I will have to find a different way to pay for the kid's college fund than Chinese real estate. Maybe I should invest in the newspaper industry. They seem to be doing OK.=)

BBC said...

Mr. Shife may want to invest in push up tit corrals. Um, you know, bras that make women look like they have more tits than they do.

BBC said...

Ya ever clamped your hand on what you thought was a nice tit to just feel foam? Man, what a fucking let down.

billy pilgrim said...

with global warming i'm over weight in freon.

BBC said...

Propane is a good freon replacement, if there isn't any leaks.

BBC said...

Freon and propane are both heavier than air so they fall, like tits. Only a good cock can master gravity.

BBC said...

Well, a rocket can also master gravity, but in case no one else has noticed they also resemble cocks.

I mean really, have you ever seen a pussy blast off into space?

Gorilla Bananas said...

China started growing rapidly as soon as it allowed private enterprise in the 90s - you'd have thought they'd have caught on earlier from the experience of Taiwan, but Communist ideology takes a while to unlearn. The speculation in real estate doesn't surprise me - just look at the number of Chinese who gamble in casinos. Some private investors will lose their shirts but I'd be amazed if that had any political consequences. Speculators losing money is part of the free enterprise system.

BBC said...

just look at the number of Chinese who gamble in casinos.

I've never gambled a lot and only do when I have extra money, haven't been to the casino for some time but being as they recently expanded it appears that Americans have the same affliction as the Chinese.

Anonymous said...

I gamble with my sanity every time I alight here.

pilgrim?
60 Minutes is designed to inseminate thoughts into the minds of the thoughtless. Apparently, they are adept at their craft.

Anonymous said...

I cannot help but notice that the King of Banal always seems to become emboldened at the start of each calendar month. Could this be related to the timing of his receipt of his Government Welfare cheque?

I wonder if he minds being parasitic on both Society and Helen?

BBC said...

I would like to remind the stupid bitch that my check comes from funds I contributed my whole working life. I'm not on a fucking free ride here, bitch.

Pfft…. You have to get your news from SOMEWHERE, and I suspect that you get your news and develop your views from many sources. Maybe she only watches Fox News. Besides, she’d have to be sane before she could gamble with her sanity.

Actually, I don’t think it’s our problem, it’s now your sons problem and the solution, if there is one, is for him and the other youth to figure out, it’s their future. Our problem is only being comfy before we kick da bucket, adjustments will be required. Let’s just be thankful that we lived through some of the best decades our countries have seen.

harry said...

pilgrim - the original version is more to my taste but whatever tickles your testicles.

The Corkscrew Willow is nice though.

Leslie said...

ALTF~ BBC has stated previously that he lives off his monthly Social Security check of $900 and change You're right about the timing though. He did gett the government to pay for the extraction of his last tooth, but he figures they owed him for keeping my sorry ass free, though he has yet to define exactly how he accomplished that.

I agree with Harry, the Hendrix version rules, but Pilgrim has shown himself to have a thing for wispy folksinger types.

billy pilgrim said...

gb - if these intrepid investors default on their mortgages and property taxes the chinese banking system will have a nice test.

king - it looks like leslie is too embarrassed to show her lovely avatar today after over reacting to an innocent little remark.

aqaurian - don't worry, you have enough sanity that you can afford to lose a little.

harry - do you buy into aquarian's explanation that her code was how the king views her comments?

billy pilgrim said...

holy christ! she showed up.

BBC said...

A follower in Texas (he also reads your blog) asked me why I come here and get into it with the bitch. Like I’ve said many times, that bitch wouldn’t make a pimple on a decent woman’s ass, I’m just here to remind her of that.

BBC said...

It looks like Chavez is near the end of his trail, I wonder what spin that will put on the big picture.

Anonymous said...

BBC grunted,

"......I'm not on a fucking free ride here, bitch......."

You are a leach on Society BBC.

You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.

Now fucking dance for us.

And only an idiot would install propane in a freon-specific system - a fucking moron who deserves to be sucked into a Florida sinkhole. The fact you have not earned yourself a Darwin Award at some point in your wasted life just boggles my mind.

Anonymous said...

Leslie observed,

"......but Pilgrim has shown himself to have a thing for wispy folksinger types......"

He should just adore my latest post then.

BBC said...

Where did that idiot get the idea that I’d put propane in a freon based system? Back about 1990 when they started phasing R-12 out some folks got in trouble for selling a propane based refrigerant to car owners, I wasn’t one of them, didn't sell it in my store.

Leslie said...

Pilgrim, I think I've said before it's not possible for me to feel "foolish" about any internet activity. That's the beauty of not revealing your identity and entire personal history including the Burger King coupon you used to exacerbate the demise of an elderly woman.

Leslie said...

BBC, do you yet understand that there are numrous "bitches" here that think you're a fucking moron and call you on it?

If your male friend in Texas is that Refuge Creek woman, tell her her black baby goat is the cutest thing ever, and it's a shame she basically shut down her blog because you're such a fucking nuisance.

BBC said...

That bitch is going to hate it if I outlive her.

Oh, well, going out to fix Terry's truck today.

Later..........

Anonymous said...
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Leslie said...

Dear Texas,

BBC comes here when he tires of pretending he's a decent, caring person to Frump and Frump 2.0.

It's that simple.

Anonymous said...

Leslie foretold,

"......including the Burger King coupon you used to exacerbate the demise of an elderly woman......."

We'll hear later this summer, on 60 Minutes no doubt, the mournful tale of how an expired plastic credit card was used by a unspecified number of fucking bitches to sever the carotid artery of a societal leach at a Big Hole hoe down.

Anonymous said...

BBC pronounced,

"......Pfft…. You have to get your news from SOMEWHERE....."

Indeed you do BBC. And you, because you are a fucking moron, are only allowed to get your news from specific sources. You wallow in the bowels of the "99" and we in the "1" provide you, out of the goodness of our heart's mind, all the information you need. You have been an adequate worker bee over the years, but now, like Orwell's "Boxer" - though you are nowhere near as loyal, kind, dedicated, and respectable as he was - your days are numbered. When the time comes, you will not receive any "Code Blue" Crash Cart calls - nothing personal, you understand.

billy pilgrim said...

you better be careful king.

the inability to feel remorse, as leslie admits, is the calling card of a psychopathic personality.

i apologized, i suggest you do the same. an ounce of prevention as they say.

Anonymous said...

WTF?

pilgrim's apologising to somebody.
Leslie's apologising to Herr Professor.
AND I'm the only one spelling it correctly!

pilgrim discovered,

"......the inability to feel remorse, as leslie admits, is the calling card of a psychopathic personality......."

Only a calling card?
Ha!
It's a "Save the Date" card followed by an official "RSVP Invitation", which itself is followed in turn by and ever increasing - in number and frequency - series of annoying emails and regular post "reminders" and culminating in an "In-person" visit where in your pet bunny is left boiling on the stove.

Anonymous said...

It's slow at The Flower Store.
Can you tell?

Anonymous said...

If Leslie can converse with a State, so can I.

Dear Texas,

Fuck off!


And the flamin' Gayers,Crockett and Bowie, diddled little Tejanos boys while The Alamo was being liberated!
The fecking fruits!

Anonymous said...

And British Columbia can fuck off too!

And I don't like New York or Washington State much either.

Leslie said...

I have returned from my pear bellini lunch to find I lfet open all your blog windows. This should not be interpreted as lurking or stalknig.

Leslie said...

Also I think the likelihoo of BBC having touched a padded or unpadded boob in the last 40 years is extremely unlikelu.

Leslie said...

I had grilled root soup and beet salad served by a balding bearded ginger man with very pale blue eyes. He tol me he thought onemore bellini was a good idea and gave me thatt demonic ginger to demonic ginger knowing look.

He said I was the first patron to ever call him Firepie.

Anonymous said...

Leslie slurred,

".......He said I was the first patron to ever call him Firepie......"

What did he call you?

A cab?

Leslie said...

Omg. I can hear the rimshot all the way from Canada.

I had a ride, fuckface.

Anonymous said...

I once got the ride from a Firepie. Frightening it was.

Leslie said...

Ok, I see how what I did above with likelihood and unlikely might raise a few eyebrows but aside from that I know for sure Thimscool has done way worse, so fuck right off ALTF.

Anonymous said...

Leslie continued to slur,

".....I see how what I did above with likelihood and unlikely might raise a few eyebrows....."

Raise a few eyebrows?
Ha!
Your hydroxl group affected fine motor control palsied-centipede keyboarding skills could raise a dead landscaper from a 100 foot Florida sinkhole for fuck's sake.

Leslie said...

My vast sinkhole knowledge was on display at lunch. I bet I know more than BBC knows about limestone. I bet I know more than BBC knows about aything except maybe grease monkey car parts and two dollar hookers.

Anonymous said...

Leslie soberingly uttered,

".....I know more than BBC knows about anything except maybe grease monkey car parts and two dollar hookers....."

BBC's "car parts" knowledge is restricted to A/C systems and his terminology is decidedly "Brand" based. He knows not why he does what he does "under the hood", he just works by rote implementation of the installation procedurals of "Brand" named parts.
He's fucked if he is called upon to "diagnose" all but the simplest of problems.
He's a hack - The Tutor has hired and fired many of his type over the years.
Remember the "shake vs. shingle" fiasco?

As far as 2 dollar hookers go though, don't sell yourself short, missy. When you were peddlin' yer arse for 100 Baht back in the day, the exchange rate was 50 Baht to the US dollar.

billy pilgrim said...

the king can fix anything. he'd be great on jungle gold or bamazon.

Leslie said...

Please. Dude bought an "armoire cabinet" he couldn't even fit through his door. That smells like Shit for Brains to me.

Anonymous said...

".....the king can fix anything. he'd be great on jungle gold or bamazon....."

As to your first declarative - not without supervision. As to your second? I reckon you're right. Those "programmes"? would have a master mechanic on set to "direct" the action.
I do believe BBC would be a great actor. A VERY great one actually.

Leslie said...

BBC once told me he lost his virginity at age 20 to his grandmother. That would look awesome on his bio.

Anonymous said...

You must mean his grandmother on his father's side. The one on his mother's side was listed as "Unknown" on his mother's Birth Certificate. Losing one's virginity to an "Unknown" is too terribly pedestrian and common in the US of A to be worthy of placement on a CV.

Anonymous said...

*poof*

BBC said...

Looks like the pimple was at her computer all day getting more scabs on her ass as her arteries harden while I was out in the country enjoying myself and my friends. Oh well.

harry said...

harry - do you buy into aquarian's explanation that her code was how the king views her comments?

March 5, 2013 at 6:57 AM


pilgrim - more likely a screw loose?



malfunction FTW

Leslie said...

Google Image "Guatamala Sinkhole".

Best sinkhole ever.

BBC said...

All of her screws sheared off during a 9.3 quake in her head, there is nothing stable in there anymore, just those plates sliding around grinding into each other. And her data base is way beyond defragging after a magnetic field flyby. Well, slamming her head on some magnets on the fridge door as she opened it. Stand back and keep your camera ready, I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BLOW. Or melt down, results may vary.

Leslie said...

BBC, ALTF is not a redhead, you illiterate dick.

BBC said...

I was talking about you, there's only one person with a bunch of persona's that is a very good liar.

She was online early running with her periscope up and maintaining radio silence while loading torpedoes, that one just missed my starboard bow, I’m returning fire with my sixteen incher, maybe I can puncture a ballast tank and make her roll over so Harry (the destroyer) can butt fuck her.

Leslie said...

You never could follow a comment thread.

BBC said...

Damn sure not interested in following any you are in.

billy pilgrim said...

i don't recall the aquarian disclosing her hair color or should i say hair colour.

fuck, i don't recall her disclosing her ethnicity.

she's pretty good at grammar and probably smarter than leslie, thims and frump. that's all i know.

Leslie said...

ALTF and Thimscool are both smarter than I am, so if that was meant to be insulting, it wasn't.

BBC said...

True, Thim's is a very smart man, and Harry is pretty damn smart, and I know things also. And the sock puppets have a huge vocabulary and grasp of wurds.

BBC said...

Words, turds, whatever....

Leslie said...

But, BBC, you need to give Thimscool points off for being a babymaker and a repeat offender, at that!

ALTF is barren and I don't want any children. 2 points each.

billy pilgrim said...

excellent dialectic reasoning king.

Omar said...

It's been discovered ancient giant camels once roamed the Arctic! GIANT CAMELS.

BBC said...

It has been observed that some people that hate their lives make up other personalities to live vicariously through.

With the internut they can do that through other persona's.

Pfft....

billy pilgrim said...

fuck me! now all the arab camels are going to come here and call themselves first nations, submit land claims and open casinos.

i suspect harper doesn't like camels.

texlahoma said...

I missed the 60 minutes report. Is the housing too far away from jobs or what? Seems like they could open up a factory or something nearby and be in business. I'm probably over simplifying.

Mr. Shife said...

Howdy BP. Always entertaining around here especially when Mr. Wonderful shows up. Have a good one.

BBC said...

Does he mean the king that the bitch won't call the king?

Not that I give a shit, got no use for bitches.

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i don't think the factory workers make enough to afford the apartments.

mr shife - entertaining r us.

king - you're a wonderful king.

Leslie said...

You ammo-hoarders better get a new plan together. The 8-acre wide sinkhole in Louisiana is burping methane and guns won't save you.

BBC said...

Nothing will save mankind, but many will go out shooting at shit, fuck, gotta have something to do.

Anonymous said...

Amdtlitedy, I am but one of the myriad leiogns of Lel'ises inuemrbanle Sock Pupepts.
It apepars, alas, I need smoe darinng thoguh.

BCB?
Can you or Hleen darn sokcs?

Oamr?

Fcuk off!
Whe'res the hyhpen?
How teh fuck are we supsoped to distgniuish bewteen the adjtceive(s) and the (comopund) noun?
Do you maen, "Anicent Giant Calems" or "Giant Anicent Calems"?

Jaysus! Yo'ure a bigegr cnut than BCB fro fukc's sake!

Leslie said...

BBC, you live on the "deformed edge". Yer fuct!

BBC said...

I only have twenty 30-30 shells and a bimbo on the internut is calling me a hoarder?

Leslie said...

Would you mind defining "bimbo"?

Leslie said...

....just because I enjoy seeing your fourth grade education on full display.

BBC said...

You also seem to enjoy showing everyone what a bitch you are, putting that on display. Bitches don’t like me, yeah, I’ve noticed that, and the king doesn’t give a shit.

Leslie said...

Whatever, limp dick.

BBC said...

Yup, it's never been interested in bitches so it stays limp around them.

Leslie said...

Isn't it about time for you to ride Helen into Monkeyville so she can buy you lunch at Taco Bell?

BBC said...

She's buying me lunch at the Cornerhouse, she's a sweetie and not a bitch like you, so just go eat your fucking hotcake alone.

Anonymous said...

"......Yup, it's(penis?) never been interested in bitches so it(penis?) stays limp around them......."

By 'aurodn', could you be mroe sifpceic? It wulod seem, based on your own rcenet teimtosny, if tehre is a "bicth" wtihin 40,075 km of "it", it sayts limp. I'ts pernamenlty limp. Yes?



The cunrerccmiefe of the erath is 40,075 km.

Leslie said...

So if I give you some land and put a roof over your head and buy you a meatloaf platter with salad bar upgrade, I'd be a sweetie too?

You're a piece of shit. Never forget that.

billy pilgrim said...

the king is not a piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

I'd call ya sweteie if you did taht fro me.
In fatc I'd clal you antyhing you wnat.

Anonymous said...

The Knig of Baanl is in teh KKK.
Or so he syas at Frumpy's.

Leslie said...

Would you call me a cab?

Anonymous said...

Piant my face brgiht blue?

Anything!

BBC said...

"Would you call me a cab?"

No, a cab is a taxi, a bitch is a bitch so I'll stick with calling you a bitch.

Leslie said...

Comment thread reading fail FTW!

BBC said...

If I didn’t live here Helen would have to pay others for all the things I do for her and she couldn’t afford to stay in her home so she and everyone else here thinks she is getting a great deal. Not my problem if bitches on the internut can’t see that.

Anonymous said...

If Herr Prosefsor cuold see you now BCB, wuold he thnik poroly of you?

You are bieng natsy wihtout any procovation.

Leslie said...

BBC, would this be the perfect woman for you? Not a lot of backtalk and she wouldn't spend your monthly check on shoes or drink your Schnapps.

billy pilgrim said...

the king is being a perfect gentleman whilst you shrews continue to taunt him.

BBC said...

Well, Billy P, that is what shrews do. That and eat their hotcakes with plastic wrap over the keyboards to keep the syrup off of them.

Leslie said...

Pilgrim, I suggest you start reading from the point directly beneath Omar's comment.

Leslie said...

First he implies I am Omar, then he responds to Mr. Shife with a comment about me.

Your perfect gentleman is stupid.

billy pilgrim said...

i'm sure the king didn't mean to insult omar.

BBC said...

And the perfect bitch is a perfect bitch, that hates it that I strike back.

Anonymous said...

BBC said,

"......It has been observed that some people that hate their lives make up other personalities to live vicariously through........"

Almost literate BBC.
Congratulations!

Change the second "that" to "who", remove the terminal "through" and insert "through which" after "personalities" but before "to" and you'll be a man my son.

There's a good boy.

Leslie said...

If that's what you call being a repetitive moron with a vocabulary of 10 words, strike away!

We haven't heard "pimple/ass" today...

Anonymous said...

BBC said,

"......And the perfect bitch is a perfect bitch, that hates it that I strike back......."

Change "that" to "who".

We love it when you "strike back". Of course we see it as you dancing for us, but heh, if you wish to think of it as "striking back", we'll let you.

Anonymous said...

Ummmmmmmm....
Ermmmmmmm......

The fist "that". Not the second one. The second one is fine.

BBC said...

I'll bet they do love it, they have nothing else to do, but I do so I'm out of here for a while.

*poof*

billy pilgrim said...

what is frump babbling about.

is he near a decision or did someone inform him that he's not the center of the known universe?

Anonymous said...

We do love it BBC!
In fact, your "Exit. Stage Left" is disconcerting but quite fortuitous.
Today we were being regaled with a delightfully powerful "Pas de deux" with the fair Leslie, wherein the "adagio" and "coda" were sublime. Your exit is wise. I just saw the prop guy hand her an Erlenmeyer flask filled with H2SO4.

Anonymous said...

And it was the 18 molar variant too!

Leslie said...

I'd like to point out that Thimscool is MIA. Just like The Squirrel Eater and Doc Teri before him, this is obviously just a prelude to blowing off the Summit at Big Hole.

Anonymous said...

Two hours ago at Frumpy's

1 – 5 of 5

Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
".....I am leaning towards trying to begin a focus in my life where I live primairly(sic) via experience......"

Your experiences or the experiences of others?


Herr Professor?
I am saddened to discover that the following comment, left by The Satanic Leslie on your Tuesday, March 5, 2013 post, "Comments on Comments" is still visible.


Leslie said...
ALTF you are really pretty for a nine iron.
Tuesday, 05 March, 2013

To which I responded, trying as I did, to deflect the hurtful sting of her nastiness.

Aiqruanas Leov To Fkuc said...
So Jealz!

Call me ALT-F the Minx.
Tuesday, 05 March, 2013

Query?
If I so much as call another commenter a "Poopy Pants", no matter how much they might deserve such a sobriquet, I am summarily deleted - and rightly so.
Yet you allow Leslie to issue a profoundly offensive and racist epithet directed expressly at me because I am Asian.
In some jurisdictions in North America the phrase "nine iron", when used to describe an Asian, is considered "Hate Speech" and those who might utter it in contempt would be subject to stiff penalties.

Are you a racist Herr Professor?
Do you condone racism?
Friday, 08 March, 2013


BBC said...
I suggest you ignore the above comment.

It's always been my impression that my whole life has been the result of experiences, sometimes on the wind.

The SOPS thing doesn't seem to be going so well but the walking is right on track.
Friday, 08 March, 2013

Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
I am also surprised at you BBC. Though I consider you to be many things - and none of them are good - I have never considered you to be a racist. Your seeming acceptance of all colours and creeds has been, in my mind, your only socially redeeming quality.
Please do not spoil this belief.
Friday, 08 March, 2013


BBC said...
Just because I think nine irons look goofy and I wouldn't want one for a mate wouldn't make me a racist.
Friday, 08 March, 2013

Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Dear oh dear!

You keep interesting company Herr Professor.

Which of you is the Imperial Wizard and who is the Grand Dragon? This information is paramount if I am to be able to address y'all correctly. Diplomatic protocols are important.
Friday, 08 March, 2013




All but BBC's first comment are gone now.
I think Herr Professor is a racist cunt like his best Internet friend BBC.
Whaddya think?

Anonymous said...


Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Oh dear

Friday, 08 March, 2013
Leslie said...
Comment sinkhole!

Friday, 08 March, 2013
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
At least the offensive comment from Mar 5 has slipped into the abyss.

You should delete comments by 'clicking' the "permanent" delete option. Leaving a 'skeleton'comment: "This comment has been removed by a blog administrator." is pure arrogance.
The 'permanent' delete option leaves nothing. It is what a self-confident impinger of free speech would do.

Friday, 08 March, 2013

Anonymous said...

Friday, 08 March, 2013
billy pilgrim said...
i enjoy experiencing the aquarian's comments.

i learn a lot from them too.

Friday, 08 March, 2013
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Herr Professor?

Why did you delete my treatise on why your cartoon of the Tyger and the Child was offensive to me?

Any Buddhist would know.
Any Muslim would know.

Anonymous said...

My dissertation on the offensivity of Tyger and Child cartoons.


Aiqruanas Leov To Fkuc said...
".....I see nothing inappropriate about a rather childish frame of reference if the mood strikes, as long as it is not hurtful or harmful to others......"

"not hurtful or harmful"?

Presumably you possess the academic standing necessary - not to mention also possess a thoroughly cosmopolitan understanding of all cultures - to adjudge that which is "hurtful" and/or "harmful" to others?

Are you aware that in my culture, for instance, to place one's left hand in one's mouth is not only self-offensive, it is also offensive to any discerning others who might view the act? Even if "done" by an anthropomorphic tyger?
Are you aware that to place one's hand, or hands, near or on the head of a child is also grossly offensive? Again, even if "done" by, and to, cartoon characters?

I maintain you are not qualified to determine offensivity outside your own myopic Ameri-centric and Caucasoidal cultural consideration (1).

In your defence, why should you consider the frailties of other non-white and non-American cultures? The Yankees rule the world, right? Fair enough. Do not, however, pretend to be anything other than the Master Race you have convinced yourselves that you are. It's unbecoming. In this, your good Internet friend, BBC, can help. He has no illusions regarding his status as a white male in the dominant patriarchal culture. He is truly honest in this regard.

(1) Nice alliteration - Innit?

Anonymous said...

Friday, 08 March, 2013
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Deleting me serves no purpose Herr Professor.
All of my comments, and your reactions to them, are recorded and relayed to the "Censors" at Google.
If you don't become a little less American and a little more human, I will not stop until the English speaking world always includes your name in the same context as that of Joe Paterno's when the topic of "Ignominious Career Ending Actions" are discussed.

Friday, 08 March, 2013

Leslie said...

Does Ruby want to see what a real dog looks like?

billy pilgrim said...

i think frump is intimidated by anyone constructing longer sentences than himself. but then again, gender re-assignment can make a man very sensitive.

Anonymous said...

How does that WhoRat like the jersey?
Is that a smile or a grimace?

Anonymous said...

pilgrim?

My wit is pithy and laconic.
My sentences, unfortunately, do not reflect this and are therefore a constant irritant for me.

I am not bitter.

Anonymous said...

More at Frumpy's............

Friday, 08 March, 2013
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Okay
I just spent some time in your post archives.
And it was enlightening.
Jaysus, mate, what happened to you?
You had such "Joie de vivre" back then!
You seem to have descended into the vortex of despondency around April, 2010. Curiously, the very same time BBC shows up in your comment section. Curiouser still, BBC seemed cogent back then too.

It's fucking "Days of Wine and Roses" with you two.

Friday, 08 March, 2013

Leslie said...

Obi loves his Drew Brees jersey. He is going to proudly wear it on the plane to New Orleans, and prancing through the terminal upon arrival.

BBC said...

Like I said in an email to Billy P, maybe she is just here to remind him to be thankful that he hasn’t got a bitch like her for a mate, even though those personas think they are superior to the rest of us they wouldn’t make a pimple on his wife’s ass.

Anonymous said...

What if all of NOLA falls into a sinkhole while you're airborne and the plane is diverted to Atlanta?
Will the poor thing still have to be an animate extension of your insecure ego?
He'll be drop-kicked in Atlanta.

Anonymous said...

Why can't I email you Billy P.
Do you play favourites?

Anonymous said...

BBC said,

"......even though those personas(sic) think they are superior to the rest of us...."

The plural of persona is personae, you ignorant cunt.

We are equal to everyone. Only you think we are superior to you. That is your problem.

Leslie said...

BBC don't make me find the comments you left about Pilgrim's wife and her BMW you piece of shit ass-kissing lunatic. Your memory is shot, dude.

Anonymous said...

Leslie?
Do you have the privilege of emailing billy p?
Is BBC the only one who gets exclusive access to billy pilgrim's inner sanctum?

I am jealous.
First no invitation to Big Hole and now this?

Leslie said...

We will not deplane in the Land of Dirty Birds! No one on board would stand for that and there would be a Beamer 2.0 episode resulting in the cockpit being taken over by Who Dats.

Anonymous said...

BBC?
Why are you not helping The Frumpy Professor?
He is hurting pretty bad.

And tell us about your brother. The one you called an idiot back in April 2010 on The Frumpy Professors blog.

Leslie said...

Yes, I have the ability to email Pilgrim, as does anyone who views his profile.

I am inviting you to Big Hole! I've found the only palatable lodging for miles (definitely 2-star...no turndown service, no minibar) and Thimscool and his SUV full of single malt are picking us up at the airport.

Anonymous said...

Who Dats in the cockpit?
Oh dear
You'll never hit the runway. You'll probably crash the fucker into the Hurricane Hostel Building/Taints Home Field.

Leslie said...

You are aware no one but BBC is actually going to Big Hole, right? Maybe you should come to Big Sinkhole instead. It'll be football season soon enough!

Anonymous said...

Where is Big Hole?
Will I need any shots?

I don't like hard liquor.
Do you think BBC will let me drink some of his cheap 3% alcohol beer?
I want to learn how to crush a can on my forehead.

Leslie said...

Montana.

No, I don't think BBC will share anything but spirit. Get shots!

Anonymous said...

Gardasil comin' up!
Get thimscool to stock up on some Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Montana is no different than Canada West!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Leslie?

The Tutor asked me to ask you if you would share spirit with BBC if you knew, that by doing so, he would die - infarct.

I responded when he asked me if I would, "I suspect BBC would rather die than share spirit with me".
He continued, "But I reckon BBC would not know it's you. He does not know what you look like and Asians all look the same to him."

TheWayfarer said...

That's goddamn right, Billy!
Looks like FedGovUS wasn't the only one that bought a shithole moose pasture.
I hope China learns from AmeriDUMB & doesn't bail out the freaking BanKhazars responsible for concocting this boondoggle.