donald is growing like crazy. who knows, maybe it was a magic seed and i'll be climbing the beanstalk in search of giants. frump seems to have a new gimmick with some numbers, the gimmick racket can be quite cutthroat.
now that the hysteria over the chechnyan fucknuts has died down the facts are quite interesting. nothing is more interesting than the gunfight at the OK corral. i remember hearing reports of an intense gunfight between boston's finest and a well armed terrorist barricaded in a boat. now it seems that the gun fight was PRETTY FUCKING ONE-SIDED!
behold the holes!
yes, the terrorist had no gun but that didn't stop the cops from opening fire and shooting the shit of a defenseless boat. i guess with all the media attention the cops couldn't plant a weapon in the boat and claim to be acting in self defense. so now there is a FUNDRAISING CAMPAIGN TO BUY THE GUY A NEW BOAT! why in the wide world of sports aren't the cops buying the guy a new boat??? or maybe some chechnyan crime lord could score some points by purchasing a new boat.
i love you sons of bitches.
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thanks john, delights r us.
The Shootout at Scared Shitless Boat Yard.
If he didn't have a gun, the wound to the neck couldn't have been a suicide attempt as previously reported. But the police weren't that trigger happy because he only had two bullet wounds, one of which was sustained in the earlier shoot out. Compare how he fared with Bonny and Clyde.
GB it sounds like you are under the impression that police usually hit what they aim at... if they hit him once there are likely 100 holes in that boat.
billy pilgrim floated,
"......shooting the shit (out?) of a defenseless(sic) boat....."
You of all people, with the possible exception of BBC, should know better! Boats are NEVER defenceless!
WTF?
Bayern 4 - 0 Barcelona
Dortmund 4 - 1 Real Madrid
I feel like I've just relived Guernica (76 years ago today).....
Twice!
And "Bonny and Clyde"?
Ha!
That is so British!
The first target was Boston.
The second target was to be New York City!
The one-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-four-hundred-sixteenth target was to be the Eagles - Monkeyville, Washington State.
Today is "Cheque Day" so I reckon our favourite BBC is there - drinking himself stupider.
gb - take a look at the boat and tell me the cops weren't trigger happy!
yeah, the bayern/barcelona game was a shocker. i wonder if barcelona threw the match as part of a bailout deal.
BBC?
And maybe you too, pilgrim,
Leslie needs your help.
She's arranging a party for a bunch of geriatrics and is flummoxed as to what to put in the "Goody Bags" they'll take away with them when the festivities conclude.
What, really, do old folks like?
She's thinking about laxatives, new rubber tips for their walkers/canes and these.
What do you think?
Any suggestions?
You're right, pilgrim, they threw the game to get Euros from Angela - filthy cowards. The "Reconquista" was all for not it would seem!
"What, really, do old folks like?"
Marijuana!
Well, Ms. Ortona, The Tutor is elderly and he doesn't like Cannabis sativa one bit!
And BBC is positively ancient and he also abhors the stuff.
Besides, "Grass" is quite illegal where Leslie resides.
And Kristy 'Poison Ivy' Wallace is 60 years old now for chris' sake! Please, show some decorum madam.
I should look so good at 60. The Tutor isn't down with weed, eh? Senile old git. I'm hear to tell ya, he needs a dose or three. Bake him some cookies. He'll come around and See the Light. If herb isn't on for Leslie's swag bag she could give Crackle Barrel gift cards. Old Yankees love that place, don't they?
The elderly in question are Brits, I think - and a few Taigs. Perhaps Marks & Spencer's or Tesco Gift Cards? And I think it's "Cracker" Barrel anyway.
Speaking of senile, you're right about the "senile old git" part though.
The Tutor says THC makes him nauseous - always has and always will do no doubt. The Tutor prefers to "Turn on, tune in, drop out" with LSD at his weekly "Human Be-in" at Danny's Steakhouse in Petawawa.
Fez Ortona prescribed,
"......he needs a dose or three......"
After 'knowing' Leslie, The Tutor was informed "You've an inconvenience of crab, sir". Those were not 'migratory freckles', like she said, after all! A 'dose' is the last thing the poor wretch needs.
hahaha..Crackle Barrel? I like that better! Petawawa? Why do I always think The Tutor is in slobbering Pembroke? Anyway, Petawwawa is worse! Yeeesh, you'd have to take weekly LSD in a Petawawa steak house just to bear having to live there! Horrid place. A place best left off your travel itinerary! Check its Wiki page! Stimulating! I do hope TT isn't so senile he doesn't get out the Frew and travel occasionally.
Pembroke and Petawawa are not 20 kms apart. The Tutor lives half way between the two shite-holes.
The computer he uses to access the Internet is located in Pembroke, at a Flower Store. The place where he chooses to drop acid is in Petawawa.
Now that the Government of Canada has seen fit to return to him his passport, he will be travelling often.
I keep trying to "amend" that Wikipedia page, but I keep being deleted - the humourless fuckers!
my illegal smile is starting to fade.
If it's illegal, are you sure it isn't a smirk?
My wife loves the Be Good Tanyas. I think they are not too shabby as well. Poor boat. Hopefully the owner can get a new one. Thanks for the links BP. Always interesting to read about the story after there is time to actually report the facts. Take care buddy.
john prine doesn't make mistakes.
mr shife - the be good tanyas can be magical with the right medication.
this place goes to shit without the king.
The freaks turn every blog they visit into shit.
I didn't put any holes in a fucking thing this weekend, didn't fire one goddamn shot, just enjoyed the doings and campfires and drinking beer.
Healthy looking plant, I noticed the twine in the first picture you posted also, may be a hint, like it's a climber, looks like a climber.
good eye king. the string was used to hold donald erect. the snow flattened donald and he probably would have croaked without being strung up.
billy pilgrim prated,
"......this place goes to shit without the king......."
Indeed it does.
Query?
How do you define "shit" in this context?
I watched "Mamma Mia" on television this past Saturday. Accordingly, y'all should expect consequences.
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar
Watched Mamma Mia?
Fuck me from behind with Pierce Brosnan's Gucci shoe horn! That's my mothers all time favourite flick! I've never seen it. That it's my mothers atff is likely the reason why.
I had better do some mowing today. And spread my canvas out to dry.
mamma mia! i haven't played mario brothers in years.
"Forty shots rang out/forty people fell/Patty & the killer missed each other but they shot that boat to hell!"
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