obumble, banana barry or what ever you want to call him, PICK YOUR OWN NICKMAME HERE., is about to name a new ambassador to canada. it seems the deal is done and THIS GUY IS THE WINNER.
all this bullshit about being a champion of the common folks is of course total bullshit. his appearances on crappy shows like the view or all the other phoney baloney talk shows are more scripted than pro rasslin but the rubes eat it up. by appointing a former partner in goldman sachs he has eliminated any doubts as to who his real friends are, the fucking bankers and captains of industry. appointing this captain of industry to the plum position of ambassador to canada probably signals that the keystone pipeline is a go. so it goes.
for a full in depth analysis of the the new ambassador and my personal insight into keystone, hop on over to "the end is near."
i love you sons of bitches.
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Yeah, but why is ambassador to Canada an important job? It's not as if Barry needs a point man in Ottawa to tell him what's going on and conduct high level diplomacy. Maybe he's just rewarding a loyal fund-raiser by giving him a prestige posting of no real importance.
canada is the united states largest trading partner so it is an important post but my main point is obama appointing a big shot investment banker to a plum posting.
Fuck that noise, it's time for good old fashioned Old Fashioned.
Cheers!
See ya in the funny papers.
Crooks and more crooks.
Ya gotta love our politicians, after all, we elected those fuckers. Of course we only get to vote for those on the ballets.
I told everyone from the get go that I was just voting for him cuz he was the lessor of two idiots, or evils.
I'd go camping with the man, just so I could sit at a campfire with him and tell him what an idiot he is. Not that I suppose he would give a shit, he'll be sitting pretty so why should he give a fuck?
Mark my words, we're really going to hate our next preznut.
So who got your vote, BBC, The Nutcracker or Don Quixote?
next president - hillary? what's not to like?
I'd vote for Hillary, she won't be worth a shit but we can be pissed off because a woman isn't doing any better.
Our system of government is flawed, corrupt, fucked up, etc.
I'm simply pointing out that it doesn't matter who the next preznut is, things will continue to get worse.
For completely ignoring Leslie's lame-arse attempt to bait you, I say All Hail the KING!
(I bow before your GREATNESS, Sire)
Hillary shot her wad, she won't ever be POTUS.
Hillary may be wise enough to not run, I don't know, time will tell.
Yeah, but it's getting a little stale, no? Leslie pwnes the hick. Again. Zzzz...
lol
"utter ignorance of reality".
Yep.
"BBC eats worms, Leslie flaunted a delicate demitasse of Crème brûlée for the sake of fuck!"
So what?
At what point does that shtick not get OLD? We've ALL been there, seen that, bought the T-shirt. Some of us longer than others. It seems apparent that neither of you can break the guy so why continue trying? You embarrass yourselves with your bully taunts straight outta of a pure fucking grade 6 mentality.
Yes, like everyone else I misspell some wurds at times, friends politely point out my mistake or simply ignore it. But cunts jump me about such, that's just what cunts do.
Now.... If you will excuse me, I'll return to my cooking.
in all these little dust ups i have to judge the king to be the victor.
the king drops by and spends a few seconds dropping an insult or two whilst his detractors seem to spend a fair bit of time trying to be clever and impressing each other.
god save our gracious king
long live our noble king
god save the king
send him victorious
happy and glorious
long to reign over us
god save the king!!!
Gotcha. Keep calm and carry on, Petawawa. Perhaps I'll get right thinking in another life.
I had to delete The Tutor's rants.
His thyroid is acting up and the HRT ain't worth shite.
Besides, I just sold the concatenate and we no longer own the copyright on his wit.
"Double Bubble" a scrotum!
Now that's funny!
"Spanking" as a quintessentially British 'icon'?
Ha!
do you buy all your frocks at the giant tiger?
nyuck, nyuck.
Finally!
Pepper's sense of humour rears its shy and reticent head, unencumbered as it often is by the constraints of Western Male ego.
Cut the Gordion Knot my friend. Untether the jet-engine of your intellect from the ox-cart of your ego.
Fly!
Be free!
Oh wait......
"nyuck, nyuck"?
What exactly is the source of your amusement? The 'deletion of content' or the 'content of the deletion'?
This is quite important.
Omar, did you call me a bully right after you called BBC a hick?
That's kinda twisted.
If you'd bother to enlighten yourself before mouthing off you would see he devotes nearly every post to bashing me (the general "me"...me and everyone else he believes is me). He does it on his blog with comments shut off because he's a punk.
Do I play the misunderstood picked-on victim? No. I don't care.
If you are having trouble differentiating between blog content and real life, perhaps you should stick to Twitter and Facebook.
Now.... If you will excuse me, I'll return to my cooking.
Twisted?
That's kinda dramatic.
Enlighten myself?
You mean, like start reading blogs again? BBC's blog?!
lol
You come across as a bully and BBC appears to be a hick. I believe four out of five dentists would agree with that assessment.
Like you ever stopped reading blogs.
And how across which do I come, Pepper?
Boy, avoiding the use of heinous verb phrases like 'come across', and avoiding ending a sentence or sentence fragment with a preposition sure does create some interesting syntax. Innit?
And how do I comport myself, Pepper?
Leslie lamented,
".....Do I play the misunderstood picked-on victim? No........."
Too right! You do however "play the misunderstood picked-over victim" like a ring in a bell.
Well Pepper?
Answer The Tutor's question vis a vis the source of your amusement,
"The 'deletion of content' or the 'content of the deletion'?"
If not for him, for me?
Leslie erred,
".....Like you ever stopped reading blogs......"
As a once proud owner of countless hectares of prime real estate in beautiful Cape Negro, Nova Scotia, you of all people should know the autochthones of Canada's Atlantic provinces can neither read nor write.
And the women all look like Rita MacNeil and the men like Ashley MacIssac after a three-day "Bath Salts" bender.
That isn't fair. If Nova Scotians couldn't read and write, Omar wouldn't have a job.
Oh snap!
Swish and pirouette!
Leslie, with atypical Scorpio-ginger vociferation exclaimed,
".....he devotes nearly every post to bashing me (the general "me"...me and everyone else he believes is me)......"
Does he bash yours truly?
I've not visited his weblog - I've not had my shots you see - so I don't know.
You are part of "the general me", innit?
One universal fucking bitch.
And we're bitching for Canada.
We're bitching for France.
We're bitching for the U-S-A.
And we're bitching for the Russians.
And we're bitching for Japan
And we think we’ll put an end to cunts this way.
the king has really got into leslie's head.
whilst she frets over the king he's out living large. drinking beer, chatting up the ladies, inventing all sorts of new gadgets and having a blast with his black powder guns.
long live the king.
Leslie is a loser that gets her FROCKS at the army surplus store and spends all her time on the internut making up lies. I don’t have time for such stupid shit and if it wasn’t raining I’d be outside right now.
BBC?
Leslie is building her own cedar deck and she asked me for advice.
Tip 1: Place the deck boards concave side up!
Tip 2: Use 12D 2 1/2 inch smooth shank, wide head, non-galvanised nails.
Tip 3: Countersink the nails at least to a depth of 1/2 inch.
What do you think?
I think you're a fucking idiot.
I'm going to the bar for a beer, I like to talk to my bitches in person.
*poof*
So then the fair Leslie should not follow my advice then?
Is this what you mean to convey by calling me a "f**king idiot"?
Maybe you know nothing about building decks and you are embarrassed to admit it here?
Do you secretly harbour lustful feelings for Leslie?
you asked what the king thought and the king answered very clearly.
long live the king.
Lust for Leslie?
HAHAHAHAHAHA...
NO ONE lusts after Leslie. No one knows what or who she really is or looks like and she just pitches shit on everyone. How can you feel lust for someone like that. I can't even stand the bitch.
I sense a not unwelcome change of power...a shift in the air...most refreshing, i say.
Apologies...i am familiarizing myself with a new phone...expect typos, multiple posts, and lack of capitalization a la Pilgrim until i have mastered the new technology.
Teri, you can't make mistakes here without getting ragged on by a fucking bitch. If you don't want to get ragged on don't comment at all.
I love you, but that has nothing to do with lust. Carry on.
I found the nickname "Scooter" particularly delightful.
Doc Teri revealed,
"......I sense a not unwelcome change of power...a shift in the air...most refreshing, i say......."
Very astute.
I sense it as well.
And befitting your delicious metaphor, and I will spare you any references to the Bergeron Classification System, let us hope we don't experience a stalled Capping Inversion with its attendant Convective Inhibition as the 'air shifts'. You know, like persistent LA smog?
A few days back, The Tutor issued forth with this:
".......(BBC and Pepper) don't banter with Leslie it's like watching a billygoat try to mount a lionness......."
I am surprised no one commented on the utter irony of this statement.
I mean really, let's be frank; Leslie is no more a lexical lioness than say, Adam Lanza is a devilishly handsome Children's Advocate!
Her dross?
Ha!
It's hardly emblematic of the rapacious nature of the female Felidae - more akin to the grunting of a lobotomised Neanderthal Masshole more like!
Sic Transit Gloria Thatcher!
The Scourge of the Argentine!
pilgrim?
Remember a few months back when I was jousting with Barbara Joan Estelle Amiel, Baroness Black of Crossharbour o'er at the Maclean's Magazine website? Well, it seems I must have won the joust - all my comments have been deleted!
Nyuck!
I mean, really, what right did I have to 'put on airs' and deign to tussle with my intellectual and social betters? I fully expect a visit from Conrad Moffat Black, Baron Black of Crossharbour, PC, OC, KCSG any day now. You know, so he can exercise his "Droit du seigneur" in the form of a "jus primae noctis" with my maiden daughters, and no doubt myself, as recompense for having intellectually 'sullied' the ever so demure Baroness.
Innit?
billy pilgrim truthed,
"......you asked what the king thought and the king answered very clearly......."
Alas, you are correct. One should be very careful about how one phrases one's queries. In order to elicit the desired response, the correct question must be proffered.
You are indeed wise beyond your years, pilgrim.
From your last post, pilgrim
"buddy can you spare a nail?":
Doc Teri said,
".....SR...I am incontrovertibly inconsolable.
I have been listed amongst your "dullardic minds."
I thought you, at least by proxy, loved me.
ALT-F wanted me to adopt her; a proposition I seriously considered except that my children could not be offered in trade.
I am confused...abandoned...
and, to add further misery to the insult, I can even beat the constipation record contained herein this comment thread!
WTF?
April 2, 2013 at 4:25 PM......"
Apologies Ms. Teri. I merely assumed you would not want the ugly truth of our deep and abiding 'proxy' affection exposed to all and sundry.
Some folks here 'bouts judge people by the company they keep and keeping company with me can get you in plenty big trouble. Many here among us are constantly "Plotting big trouble for Moose and Squirrel"
It was for your protection.
My heart, as always, remains yours, in all its proxy and poxy glory
doc - you don't have a lack of capitals. you're no longer over capitalized.
of course under capitalization is the main cause of business failures.
sterc - yes i am wise beyond my years and i'm real old so i must be real, real wise.
".......of course under capitalization is the main cause of business failures......"
Wrong!
The main cause of business failures is the fact the businesswomen/men behind these failures are fucking morons!
I said,
".....Many here among us....."
I know that phrase from somewhere
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that,
And this is not our fate.
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.
~:~
Outside in the cold distance
A wildcat did growl.
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl.
ooh, a battlestar galactica fan.
the series deteriorated when they became socially relevant.
I though it good to the last drop.
Battlestar Galactica?
What?
I had to Google that.
Obviously, I am not a fan.
Then again, who would win in a death-match battle between a 1978-1980 Cylon, a 2003-2004 Cylon and BBC after a bender at the Eagles in Monkeyville
If BBC gets his 30-30, I'll throw dollars at him and the latest model. If you give him an arc welder, I'll give him even odds.
Assuming, of course, he is wearing body armor.
I'm thinking about getting some body armor actually. It strikes me that you can never be too sure that everyone at the range is safe, and it wouldn't hurt to improve the odds. I have already ordered my dyneema codpiece. Eat your hearts out.
Well, Pilgrim, my apologies. I seem to have thrown a wet blanket over your lively discussion.
Don't you pick on our incompetent, foreign-born fascist President's dumb picks like that!
I'll haul off an'...pat ya on the back while I laugh my ass off
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