i ordered a few things for the utopian bike and look what arrived:
i was totally shocked when the package arrived. mountain equipment co-op had a free shipping promotion so i decided to order a few cheap road tires, $10 each. i was expecting a couple of tires to get thrown on my doorstep tied together with some tape or string not a giant fucking box! it doesn't seem like the most economical way to ship a few tires.
if anyone can guess what kind of plant this is, there is a very nice prize awaiting.
i meant to plant the seeds last spring but forgot and threw them in the soil last september. a few seeds sprouted and grew a few inches before winter set in. i figured they were goners but this one brave little tailor survived and it's my pride and joy. (until the tomatoes get planted) if anyone can guess what kind of plant this will turn into, there will be a very nice prize awarded.
this will be my new gimmick, guess the fucking plant. i can't cry or feel raw hatred so this will be the gimmick in my attempt to attract a new reader. everyone likes a contest.
i'm seething with raw love for you sons of bitches
30 comments:
Strawberry?
good guess but no cigar.
How about a Cohiba blunt stuffed with Afghani hash?
When I first started to read your blog I didn't see the posting above the picture with the box and the washing machine in it.
I thought you got some vehicle tire for ten bucks..What a deal!! But I was wrong.
It some type of melon...I'm leaning toward a cantaloupe. Last summer I grew what some call a french cantaloupe there on the smaller side.
Haven't yet planted anything out yet...To cold.
Coffee is on.
I see purple stems. Blackberries.
I have no idea what it is, can the leaves be used for tea?
I see that West, Texas made the news but YDG is okay.
I guess cucumber for no particular reason. You can find a piece called "34 Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than a Man" on the web, but I'm not going to link it here. Your readers are argumentative enough without my provocation.
No one on the West Coast in their right mind plants blackberry seeds, they are like weeds here, there's billions of them here already.
The leaves don't look like my blackberry leaves but it may be some kind of berry plant, or Rose?
Is it some strain of ornamental climber? Like a climbing ivy or something like that?
Rose?
All hail the genius...speaking of "in their right mind".
Fuck you, it's just a guess and there's all kinds of roses these days.
can't smoke it and can't eat it.
It doesn't appear to be screwable either.
You can smoke anything. Ask Donovan.
Where's flower shop boy when you need him?
Wormwood?
i don't think flower boy will get this one. this is a very manly flower.
Amorphophallus Titanum.
Cockscomb!
Pussy Willow!
When you git right down to it, I don't give a fuck what it is.
That's right. Because it's not about you.
Kinda past your bedtime, isn't it, BBC? You must be drooling Schnapps by now.
It would be pretty fucking anal of me to think it was ever about me so that never occurred to me.
And I'm not drinking schnapps, I'm watching a fucking romantic movie next to this fucking computer that keeps interrupting me.
I may suck at romance but I love the fucking movies.
You should probably look up the meaning of the word "anal" when you're finished watching "Shaving Ryan's Privates". You're misusing it.
If she ever finds someone that likes insulting her as much as she likes insulting him maybe she'll fall in love.
I've always found her to be very offending. It's just not my gig to be offending someone I love all the time.
But I don't love you. Whatever we once had was ruined when you took up with that hooker.
Then that was the smartest thing I've done for some time.
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