i made the mistake of looking at my cable/internet bill. somehow that son of a bitch has increased to $143/month. it seems like yesterday i was paying about $60 for this shit. i don't really mind paying for the internet connection but the $80 for cable tv that i don't watch is really a pain in the ass. i'd be happy watching deadwood every night for the rest of my life. i wonder how much everyone else is paying for a bunch of shitty channels?
mickey and donald continue to do well. they've turned into a nice little experiment. donald is the bigger plant but i moved mickey to an area in the yard that gets more sunshine so it should be interesting to see if mickey can catch up to donald by the end of the summer. i named them after the two alien lizards being raised by sam yeager in the harry turtledove colonization series. it's all part of the world war series i've been babbling about for months.
here's an excellent version of an old hank snow classic.
i love you sons of bitches, maybe even more than i love donald and mickey.
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My cable bill is 45 bucks a month but it's just hooked to my computer, fuck that TV shit.
Me love Rosanne Cash and her tits long time but she could have perked that song up some.
I looked up the Canadian dollar exchange rate and concluded you're paying far too much. There must someone who'll offer you an A1 internet service for less than 50 dollars. Sam Yeagar either loved or hated Walt Disney - I can't make up my mind which.
I like to get Wi fi...I live out in a rural area. So far I found out Verizon offers a 10 mag for $60 a month. I was talking to a friend the other day and her internet though frontier phone company is $89 a month but she can be on 24/7....At this point I need to buy a lap top and head into Bonners Ferry, there enough place in town I can get on for free....My gas bill for my little car is about $50 a month...so at this point it would be cheaper if I was heading to town grab my lap top then.
Never yet got cable or satellite television. Not a big television watcher..hubby is.
Coffee is on.
i can get slow internet for less than $50 but high speed with over 100 gb downloading starts around $60.
If that plant of yours is going to grow a cucumber, P~Frump already stole your thunder in his latest homoerotic post.
no, not a cucumber.
the thought of frump packing fudge with a cucumber might put me off cucumbers for the rest of my life.
BBC said,
"......Thank you Billy P. You are a friend, the bitch('s) are not.
After tomorrow all my blogs are going private, no reason to let the bitch read my posts, I'll approve you asap......."
If I may quote the great Martin Luther King Jr.
"Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last."
That's all it took to remove that cuntribbit from the public sphere?? The creation of a "Tribute Blog"? "[a] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless blog."?
Roseanne Barr!!!!!
I bet that's right!
BBC, I've already broken through your two-bit security system. You shouldn't be such a sucker for compliments.
"......You shouldn't be such a sucker for compliments......"
Aye, there's the rub!
Not only is BBC a narcissistic psychopath, he's a stupid narcissistic psychopath.
He provides me with endless entertainment!
king, how do i get free cable??????
Excellent ? REALLY ? EXCELLENT ?
Dear oh dear!
That is not me, it's the monkey bitches again.
Everything is free when Uncle Sam pays your bills.
So jealz, Leslie!
Et Tu Leslie?
Ha!
Just when I thought the no class douche bag bitch couldn’t get any lower she proved me wrong. When she can’t read my blogs anymore she’ll have to find something else to do.
Fucking cunt bitches...
*poof*
Indeed we did, BBC. Indeed we did!
I rather like the title "monkey bitch". Does that make me a bad person?
Well, I reckon it makes you at least a bad anthropoid.
I'm holding out for the "Monkeyville Bitch" moniker.
The freaks turn every blog they visit into shit.
I didn't put any holes in a fucking thing this week, didn't fire one goddamn shot.
I had better do some mowing today. And spread my canvas out to dry - then shoot at it.
that spirit doings sucks keeps fooling me with the king's image.
but it's a beautiful sunny day with mickey and donald happy as clams in the sunshine. if i could only get that image of frump and his cucumber out of my mind i'd be happy as a clam too.
I think that with a bit of research, you will find that clams would not be at all happy in the sunshine - they like dark and dank places. Much like those 're-purposed' cucumbers you white folk keep rattling on about.
That Spirit Doings Sucks keeps fooling everybody with the loser's image.
BBC?
Why don't I have a Google Warning Page now? You've had a week to marshal a campaign to get me censored. What's the matter, don't have enough friends willing to 'report' me then?
Pity.
I'm sure no one spends any time wondering why Leslie can be such a low class bitch/cunt that pretends to be others being as no one else aspires to be such a no class bitch/cunt like her.
Folks that like me and read my blogs don’t give a shit what bitch monkeys like Leslie and bat ears think.
Folks who like you and read you do not care what I think - but you care a great deal about what Leslie and I think. A great deal indeed!
Doncha BBC?
Why do I get blamed for EVERYTHING???!
Bee Bee See, Bee Bee See
Every morning you greet me
Tall and white, dumb as shite
You'd be happy to meet me.
Bee Bee See, Bee Bee See
Bless my homeland forever.
Well, Leslie, perhaps it is because you are a "low/no class bitch/cunt".
The Days of Wine and Roses - When We Was Fab Bitch Monkeys - are well and truly over.
Folks need to look at the url, which is funny as shit, but not my style. Or not. Who gives a fuck what BBC thinks.
Folks DO NOT need to do anything a low/no class bitch monkey like Leslie says.
Billy P. cares deeply about what I think. He is a friend, the bitch('s) are not.
I reckon there will be a lot of deleting soon.
I've made a copy of this comment thread for, you know, posterity - and for my Pay Site.
A site open to BBC, if he wants, but I doubt he could afford the entrance fee.
The fucking bitch monkey thinks she knows what my credit limit is, she's so fucking smart.
Time to get outside....
*poof*
the king and i don't need no stinking credit. we pay cash.
I just farted.....
Unfortunately pilgrim, the owners of my Pay Site require a Credit Card.
There is nowt I can do about it.
BBC actually said,
"......I'm sure no one spends any time wondering why Leslie can be such a low class bitch/cunt that pretends to be others being as no one else aspires to be such a no class bitch/cunt like her......"
Jeez BBC, have you been drinking? That's truly illiterate, even by your lax standards.
Nice use of the word "aspire" though. Well done.
It's a shame that you let the bitch fuck your blog all up, go back to my first comment and you'll see that I stayed on subject of the post, and then you allowed the bitch to fucking muck up everything here.
Not many of my friends visit here anymore, oh well, it's your blog, carry on without them.
My cable bill is about $90 per month right now because I added HBO to watch "Game of Thrones." The Maverick John McCain is trying to pass some bill down here that you only pay for the channels you want. It would be nice because there are a lot of worthless channels out there that do nothing for me. Have a good one BP.
BBC threatened,
"......Not many of my friends visit here anymore, oh well, it's your blog, carry on without them......"
It is for the best. If they are your friends they are fucking idiots and pilgrim is well rid of them. This is a classy place and is meant to be bereft of those with decidedly under-class tastes - like your friends
Tater Tots.....
To be fair pilgrim, I think it important that you abide BBC's requests and sentiments. After all, only he is qualified to be the arbiter of what a "blog" can and cannot be; should and should not be. Only he can rightfully determine whether a "blog" is being fuct up or not. The purpose of this "blog", albeit your "blog", is to be adjudicated by him, not you. BBC measures his worth by the number of "Internet friends" and surely you must do so as well - it only stands to reason. I suspect many of BBC's "Internet friends" lie to him though - how else to explain why.......
*snore*
THIS IS FOR HARRY.
.......Spirits Doings Sucks has had an astronomical number of visitors and emails to its Administrator in the last week or so.
Leslie - because she is too shy to ask herself I have to ask - would like to know what it is like to "toss a caber" when the "tosser" possesses a prostate gland. And if the experience differs depending on whether a flush toilet is used or a hole in the ground.
BBC?
Care to enlighten her?
In return, Leslie has promised to enlighten us about what it feels like to hold, in a Spirit-fondling way, a recently murdered "barracuda-like" fish betwixt her bosoms - or at least what it looks like.
king, what friends of yours visited?
frump?
if they choose not to visit anymore, that's their loss, not mine.
ALTF~
I'm not "too shy", I'm too classy. And I believe I specifically told you I do not fondle, suckle, or eat sea creatures.
I'm having a tough time deciding which is my favorite of the two phallus~worshipping professors' current posts.
Too classy?
This coming from an adherent of the Church of Drewcifer Brees?
What we need are a series of "Sumptuary Laws" specifically designed to mandate proper societal behaviour and types of diversions which are devoid of Blood Sports like American Football.
No fondling, suckling or eating?
How 'bout canoodling then?
".....my favorite(sic) of the two phallus~worshipping professors' current posts......"
professors' and not professor's.
Well done.
I'm so patronising.
Innit?
Doesn't take much to impress around here. I thank BBC for that.
I said well done.
I did not say I was impressed.
I, personally, thank BBC for a lot too.
Leslie and ALT-F totally want BBC's trouser snake!
Leslie can go first.
She's a Miss Bossy Boots, and frankly, I'm totally rockin' PMS right now and I'm sure BBC would consider it rather off putting.
I think you're a fucking idiot.
I'm going to the bar for a beer, I like to talk to my bitches in person.
*poof*
http://sterculian-rhetoric.blogspot.ca/
http://pudendanongrata.blogspot.ca/
http://biliouscpudenda.blogspot.ca/
http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/
http://scorpiosluvtofuck.blogspot.ca/
I can't be arsed to provide you cunts with live links, but you get the picture, yes?
I can be seen as the cute Asian in the red swimwear revealed in the penultimate of the the above blog listings
What the hell is that in response to, or are you just having a Mother's Day/busy morning at the flower shop meltdown?
And thank god you shaved your forearms for that bikini pic.
Speaking of the Flower Shop and Mother's Day, I trust y'all have remembered it?
BBC?
Will the mother of your children be remembered by you today? Or even your mother? Or perhaps one of your legion close Internet friends who are also mothers-of-some-sort?
The depilation of my forearms is a Public Health initiative and has nowt to do with sartorial splendour.
Aw, our first breakup.
*sniff*
The good old days, when transvestites and rednecks ruled and Omar was still a snarky but lovable prick and not all self-righteous-I HAVE A CHILD NOW anti-internet bullying and shit.
I hate you all.
Omar?
Child?
That must mean, even for a Bluenoser, there is a mother involved!
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We are still taking flower orders, but we are out of Carnations. If the mother of your child lives within 20 kms of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada, we can deliver($6.50 transit chrage) a nice bouquet of Stargazer Lilies for $540.00 - a cute packet of "flower food" included and no need to tip the driver.
I just noticed your link to the "Science Fiction" piece.
Really?
Are you nuts?
You are not, nor have you ever been, anything close to the stupefactorial wonderment of "Dulcinea".
Our first break-up reads more like a "Patient Chart" litany of an epic and ultimately victorious struggle to rid myself of a pesky Vancomycin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus infection.
I understand you're still hurting, and it's okay to hurt.
Obvs I was the smelly Scorpion vessel who destroyed your world!
Don't deny!
Scorpion vessel?
My problem was reading this
It was the "sexual intensity" of Step 6 which screwed me.
Is this Aquarians?
Is she my fantasy?
Caught in her handcuffs
No escape from perversity
Open your eyes
Look up at the cunt and see
She's just a rich girl, she needs no sympathy
Because she's quick to post, rather slow
Rarely high, often low
Anyway the words blow, doesn't really matter to me (to me)
ALTF just killed a man
Held a book against his head
Struck it hard and now he's dead
ALTF's life had just begun
But now she's gone and thrown it all away
ALTF, oo-oo-oo-ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because spelling really matters
Too late, my time has come
Her tutor's now online
And his writing's rather fine
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
ALTF, oo-oo-oo-ooo (anyway the words blow)
I don't want to post
I sometimes wish I'd never been here at all
I see a little silhouetto of a girl
Like to fuck? Like to fuck? It's the forbidden tango
Riding-coat and helmet, jewel-studded godemiché!
Obscure reference, obscure reference,
Obscure reference, obscure reference,
Obscure reference - erudite. One cornetto-o-o-o-ooo!
But I'm just a rich boy and most people love me
(He's just a rich boy from a rich family)
Bored with a kook on this shite holiday
Quick to post, rather slow - will I let her go?
Insha'Allah, no! I will not let her go (let her go)
Insha'Allah, I will not let her go (let her go)
Insha'Allah, I will not let her go (let me go)
Will not let her go (let me go) never
Never let her go (let me go)
Never let me go (ooo)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
United Nations, Petawawa, laissez-passer! let me go!
The Queen of Cunts has a chamber with a bed for me
For me
For meeeeee!
That, my friend, is a masterpiece. The great Leslie herself has never had such an accolade.
She'll be so jealz!
i bought a mixed boquet and dipped the motherfuckers in vinegar.
You know, in Ontario, if you tell your Florist you intend to eat the flowers, they are legally allowed to sell them to you as food; which is Sales Tax free? That's a 13% saving!
This same principle will work at a pet store too! Though I reckon you'd get your name on some RCMP list or whatnot.
You know, in Ontario, you should be able to cull the entire populace and be legally allowed to sell them as food for their having given the RoC Harper's strong, stable, national Conservative majority government back in 2011. Thanks, putzes. You likely taste like shite, but what's a girlfriend to do?
".....You know, in Ontario, you should be able to cull the entire populace and be legally allowed to sell them as food....."
You can!
I don't recommend eating any of them though, they no doubt taste like Massholes.
I was never allowed to vote in Ontario, or Canada for that matter, and The Tutor "ceded" his Canadian citizenship to accept a peerage in Blighty years ago.
Don't blame us.
Besides, a people get the Government they deserve!
I'll start eating Upper Canadians tomorrow.
GO LEAFS GO!
fuck me, you didn't point out the missing u in boquet.
i just lost $2.
I figgered it was deliberate, pilgrim. In February, last, you spelt the word correctly. If I have learned anything from my mentor, Leslie, it is to ignore the obvious 'traps'.
Ms. Ortona,
I warned you, you're gonna need a shite-tonne of Beano now.
Also, Ms. Ortona, would not the plural of "leaf" be "leaves'?
Wait!
It's hockey, right?
How could you possibly be interested in hockey when Jennifer Aniston and Justin Beiber still haven't found true love?
AND
When Omar Khadr has still to be recognised as the only true Canadian Patriot of the 21st century!
Yay Pansies on Ice hockey, boo Saints?
I think not.
You can dispense with that grammarial eroteme appending the first sentence of your above declarative Leslie, you are fooling no one.
Neither are you!
(Oh. Snap!)
Finally!
I get well and truly bitch-slapped!
To be perfectly honest, I thought you had switched meds or something, 'cause yer ripostes of late have sucked bitch-monkey arse!
Welcome back, Kruppcake!
No, I just feel sorry for you sometimes. You get bitch-slapped at least a dozen times a day *on another blog*, by young boys who reside in Seattle, which you believe to be a town in Massachusetts, because you are a retard.
From our dear friend Leslie:
Part One:
I've been banned from my local New York city Post Office because I brought in 43 packages and the postal worker cunt told me she'd only do 5 at a time and to go to the end of the line after each 5. Mind, our postal service is extremely bankrupt and they had opened 11 minutes late, causing a line to form, all of whom I let go ahead of me. Not sure how I could have been more considerate. There are also no posted rules limiting packages and THEY ARE FUCKING BROKE! (Yes, I went postal). What would Omar think of my being treated so shabbily!
Part Two:
I'll be at the PO for awhile (51 pkgs today!) And my phone is dying. And I have 16 motherfucking customs forms to fill out for fucking Canada!
Part Three:
Oh! And one for some adorable place called "Annieland" in the adorable and ginger-ridden country of Scotland!
Don't sneer at the wonderment of being bitch-slapped by little boys.
Granted it's a genetic thing and definitely an acquired taste on top of that.
Omar thinks you'd be treated even more shabbily if you were dealing with the PO he is familiar with. Particularly if they found out -- 'ware yer frum'.
Leslie geographically pronounced,
"......in Seattle, which you believe to be a town in Massachusetts, because you are a retard......"
Leslie's billions perhaps afford her the time to whimsically muse on the timelessness of a geographically correct bitch-slapping while sniffing her $1,500 1930s vintage cuff for $4,500 perfume to block out the pong of her flustered, callous and patronising contempt for a haphazard and geographically incorrect bitch-slapping.
Ms. Ortona?
What would be Omar's take on the Patriot, his namesake, Omar Khadr?
There are the lefty “Leftards” who would have poor, misunderstood and damaged by nurture and Society-at-large Mr. Khadr coddled and cuddled. The righty “Rightards” would also have him coddled and cuddled, but as in eggs or fruit for the former and by Clifford Olson – The Beast of B.C.(1) for the latter.
I, instead, see him as the only true Canadian Patriot of the last 20 years. Cast your mind back to the events of April 17, 2002 - the Tarnak Farm - near Kandahar, Afghanistan. The not-so-friendly fire “Incident” resulted in twelve Canadian casualties, four of whom carked it. The “Welfare In Green” Gayers of 3PPCLI have only just now recovered – sort of. The perpetrators? The trigger-happy fucking Yankees, that’s who. And what did Canada and Canadians do? Nothing! No "eye for an eye". No retribution, nothing!
"Oh well, accidents can happen. We probably should not have been at that farm in the first place and we definitely shouldn't have ‘looked’ so aggressive."
Omar Khadr, a mere child, took it upon himself to at least attempt to even the score. On July 27, 2002, in Ayub Kheyl, Afghanistan, the brave Omar Khadr, risked life and limb to wreak revenge of the hated Yankee – the Patriot "ragged" a Yankee devil.
Good for him!
It took grenades and several Uranium-tipped rounds from two Yankee Delta Force Gayers to take down this brave 15 year old boy. Now that is "above and beyond" if you ask me.
A terrorist?
Ha!
A victim?
Ha!
A patriot!
Through and through.
USA 4 – 1 Canada
Unless you include the Yankee-cides in the recent Algeria Gas Plant Attack, where it is believed some Canadians killed some Yankees, that is where the score stands now.
GO CANADA GO!
(1) Not to be confused with Billy C. Cook – The Beast of Monkeyville
Tom Brady is the only Patriot who matters.
Where I'm from? You mean The Land of Awesome?
SO JEALZ!
"The hated Yankee"
"Yankee Delta Force Gayers"
"Yankee-cides"
"Killed some Yankees"
"Yankee Devil"
"Trigger-happy fucking Yankees"
Really? Maybe you should sell more Webkins so you can afford some mental health counseling up there.
And don't bring up the New Orleans Mother's Day Massacre! No one fucking died!
Webkins are also fucking Yankee!
Arghhhhh!
No one died in the New Orleans Mother's Day Massacre 'cause those fucking Cajun Yankee arseholes suck at mass murder.
LYING BITCH MONKEY!
Rats!
I thought they were Yankee.
The labels say:
GANZ
Cheektowaga NY
14227-9903
Product made by enslaved five-year-old kids in China
Yer fuct.
I hate you!
P-Frump and BBC at Jazz Fest.
Fisting jokes now?
Dear oh dear.
I didn't mention fisting or cucumbers. Because I'm classy.
yes, the canadian postal service ceased delivery to our house when ruby asked to see some identification from some guy dressed in a mailman's outfit.
Omar's take on Omar is that he won't go so far as labeling him a "patriot", but he will agree with most of what you have to say about the former child soldier. You know what'd be fun? You getting yourself a mighty bullhorn and then while standing on a street corner somewhere in downtown Petawawabroke present your Kadr screed in all its poor, misunderstood, Muslim-terrorist-guy glory! The local UEL's will LOVE you for it, I'm sure.
harper is netanyahoo's sock puppet and bibi isn't finished with khadr.
They want over a hundred bucks a month for cable, phone & internet here, so I waited til one of the local companies had a high-speed web deal and went with that instead: By using OOMA & Roku, I get the rest for free (beyond the equipment purchase)!
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