i hope to spare you the pain i endured whilst doing a few repairs on the utopian trek bike. after filling my tires with air at the gas station i noticed that the bike had a broken spoke. i stopped at the bike shop and was quite happy when they sold me a spoke for a buck. seemed like a great deal and the plan was to put on a new rear tire and change the spoke whilst the wheel was off the bike. after taking the wheel off i soon found out that changing a spoke as trickier than it looked, i couldn't get at the spoke because the rotor for the disc brake was in the way.
i grabbed my allen keys to remove the rotor and quickly discovered it was attached with some sort of a star shaped screw but as luck would have it i had a set of them so it was off with the rotor. after the rotor was off i soon discovered that in order to slide the spoke out i would have to remove the cassette of gears on the other side of the wheel. this was where i drew the line, a special tool is needed for that and probably a lot more skill than i have. i removed the old spoke by bending the shit our of it. now i had to get the new spoke in and the only way was to bend the shit out of it and hope i could straighten it out. i couldn't quite get it perfectly straight and these things are an exact length so the kinks in it made it too short to reach the nipple. fuck me, i spent about 30 minutes with pliers straightening the spoke but finally got it done.
next came the tire. this was the first time i changed a skinny 27 inch road tire and expected it to be easy but the son of bitch was very hard to get onto the rim. i almost snapped the tire levers getting it in but finally the job was done. next i had to put the wheel back into the frame which i did with relative ease but when i gave it a test ride the it was not shifting smoothly so i had to take it off and make a few adjustments. it shifted like a dream and all seemed to be right with the world.
later that evening i decided to take a look at it and bask in the glory of my handiwork but much to my chagrin i noticed that the bearings were lose. fuck me, i had to take the wheel off again to tighten the bearings. i tightened the bearings and finally the job was done. so here's my public service announcement, if you have a busted spoke, learn to live with it!
the whole ordeal was so stressful that ruby got a shit load of grey hair, poor old roo.
i love you sons of bitches, just don't ask me to fix your spokes.
my new favorite comedian:
93 comments:
And you honkies talk about niggers rigging shit
..couldn't find a kike bike mechanic?
Fuck me runnin'.
You got me wondering why bike wheels have thin spokes so I looked up "spoke" in wikipedia and discovered that:
"The spoked wheel was invented to allow the construction of lighter and swifter vehicles."
Hmm, maybe some people's legs are strong enough to carry the load of thicker spokes.
pilgrim promised,
".......i hope to spare you the pain i endured whilst doing a few repairs on the utopian trek bike......."
You did.
The reading of the soul-destroying minutiae of this, your onerous undertaking, however, was infinitely more excruciating than the doing of the deed itself could have ever been.
I am thankful, at least, there were no photographs accompanying this waste of perfectly good pixels.
Is it any wonder that witnessing this whole ordeal has given the poor dog a slight case of Poliosis?
Fortunately, she'll live.
Be forever thankful though that long-suffering Ruby can't read your re-hash of it - the poor thing would certainly catch full-blown Progeria from that trauma.
Mr Pilgrim, sir, I am extremely sorry to hear about your plight and misfortune with you bike, squire. I was equally distressed to hear about your good dog, Ruby, and her, as you put it. 'shit load of grey hair, poor old roo.' Dogs are the perfect pet, sir, as I am sure you will agree, and most will say a 'man's best friend'. That is most certainly how I see, and view all of mine, squire. In fact, since Mrs Giles passing, I spend hours talking to my irreplaceable and much-loved canine friends, and often find peace-of-mind in doing so, no matter how ridiculous I must sound.
Being more of a hobbyist tractor/car mechanic, as most farmers are, we also have to become acquainted with most things mechanical, and electrical, for that matter, otherwise, hiring professionals to do such jobs would probably almost be the ruin of our businesses, and we would therefore 'go to the wall'.
From my basic knowledge of bicycles, sir, perhaps a spoke wrench would have been useful to remove and replace the mentioned spoke. In using such, you can loosen and tighten the nipple in the rim, and so remove and replace each spoke. It is quite a tricky job, but not too bad. I have an old mountain bike, and I find these buggers to be a pain in the rear, especially when it comes to removing the back wheel and then remounting, making sure at the same time, that all the gears are aligned with the chain and derailers, shifters and so on, as well as the torque settings are correct. Actually, after re-reading what I have just written, it is quite complex and can be a pain in the derrière. However, like most things, sir Billy, the more practice you have, then I would say that the easier it becomes. It is quite funny, sir, but on so many numerous occasions I have turned the air bluer when messing with a modern fan-dangled bicycle than I have when working on large engines or the like.
Thank you sir, most kindly for the comments placed on my bog. To make things easier, and less complicated, not to mention, so as not to use your bog to answer my comments, sir, I shall reply from now-on on my own bog using the reply button.
On a parting note, sir, would you like to strip-down and re-build the engine on my 1958 Massey Ferguson tractor. sir. If the answer is yes, then not only are you a true God, but you are also a true King as well, sir.
I hope that you and Ruby have a fine day, sir, and that your bicycle serves you well, squire. Long may the force of Dartmoor Manure Be With You, sir Billy 'your humour is a gift' Pilgrim.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
harry - i don't think there are any kike bike mechanix. i've heard they don't like getting grease on their hands. blood yes, but grease no.
gb - spokes can also be very hypnotic when go for a ride after sampling a little acid.
aquarian - i don't want to sound like an idjit but i did think about a few photos whilst doing the dirty deed but said, ah fuck it.
farmer giles - thank you for your advice and concern regarding the roo's greying face. the roo and i each have a lot of grey on our faces but little on our scalps.
yes, i do have a spoke wrench and before doing anything i found the correct slot and committed it to memory and was quite pleased with myself when i remembered the correct slot, #13.
i think the king could have made short work of the repair job but he was off trying to save the fair dulcinea.
pilgrim idiotised,
".......aquarian - i don't want to sound like an idjit but i did think about a few photos whilst doing the dirty deed but said, ah fuck it......"
I for one, celebrate the gloriousness of your langouriousness in this matter.
If you experienced any greying as a result of this ordeal, may I recommend a copious and correctly-timed application of Grecian Formula? Don't use it on the dog though, it contains lead acetate.
http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=6caa01c2-3fb0-4431-a559-43aeece93860
I could strip-down and re-build the engine on his 1958 Massey Ferguson tractor, as you may recall I jerked one in half and fixed the transmission on one the summer before last.
Farmer Giles missed the point that you needed more than a spoke wrench, I'm guessing that you needed a spanner wrench or special socket, I made one when working on some of those bikes.
No harder than you are on your bikes you could have just cut the spoke off at both ends, it can deal with one missing spoke.
HERE IS ONE OF THE TRACTOR POSTS.
king - did you watch the tommy teirnan video? i think you'll like it.
Didn't watch it, my speakers are not working for some reason and I've not gotten around to figuring out why.
Thanks for the PSA, BP. I am glad you were able to get the bike fixed even though it was a pain in the ass. Liked seeing a new picture of Ruby. Awesome. Have a good one buddy.
Got my speakers working and watched it, it was okay, fuck flicks will help with sex if you have a gal that will watch them with you.
My tomatoes are starting to turn red.
thanks mr shife, psa's are us. maybe even prostate specific antigens.
king - didn't it make you laugh?
BBC, why post a link to a post on a private blog? Are you trying to hurt peoples' feelings by making them feel left out of your protected little wank circle?
For those that can visit it, anymore stupid questions?
Yes.
Are you happy being an egocentric jerk monkey?
Do you acknowledge that you're a hypocrite?
When's the last time you paid for sex?
Have your ever been off this continent?
How many of your relatives have you bedded?
What's your favorite color?
What do you think of Ariel Castro saying those girls were begging for it?
Jeffery Koons or Paul McCarthy?
The babbling idiot just never shuts up but I limit stupid questions to one on Saturdays.
Then why did you ask?
Ow about just answering the last one, then?
Willie Nelson.
Sir Billy, squire, sorry to break my promise, but I can not access The King's/Mr BBC's bog to see the information he has with regard to the 58' Massey Ferguson tractor. If that which he indeed says is true, then not only is HE a true King, but he is also a true God. I would be most interested to know if The King could fit an elderly injection diesel engine, and remove and replace each of the 135 valves, which is most tedious indeed, all in less than two hours. This is not a competitive question, sir, but just a question with a given time-scale.
Good day to you, Billy, sir. I hope that you continue to successfully manage all of your aversions to all things harmful, such as smoking, eating meat, chicken and the like, yet continue to drink alcohol like a fish, squire.
I would hate to be the liver that has to cope and deal with all this alcohol poisoning, sir.
Have a good day, sir, as I enjoy smoking the rest of my 50g pouch of smoking tobacco, sir.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Willie Nelson. Hmm. Because you misread "McCarthy" for "McCartney". I get it.
Have a nice day, genius.
Farmer Giles was sent an invite to access my blog but may have missed it or not got it at all. Some followers had to give me a different email address than is listed in their profiles before they got the invites.
135 valves? Hell, I've never seen a tractor engine with that many valves in it. And I sure as hell can't rebuild any diesel engine in less than two hours.
I'm 70 fugging years old, it took me two weeks to fix
Terry's tractor, of course I fuck around a lot, that is what you get stuck with when I work for free.
Fuck McCarthy, never got into him.
No? But he was scared of Reds, too.
The King/Mr BBC, sir, my humble and stupid mistake, sir. In rushing my response, I was actually referring to a 135 model cylinder head, and mistakenly got the model number mixed up with the number of valves. I am a silly old bugger, especially when tired, as I am now. Have actually fitted a reconditioned cylinder head in a couple of hours, not an entire engine, sir.
have a great day, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
lESLIE TAUNTED,
".......Willie Nelson. Hmm. Because you misread "McCarthy" for "McCartney". I get it.
Have a nice day, genius........"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
Kinda mean to poor BBC, but funny nonetheless.
It is more entertaining just hovering and watching others make fun of BBC without him even realising it.
Ha!
Ah, a 135 model cylinder head, three cylinder I believe. Sure, I can see that being done in two hours, after you get the fuel tank and sheet metal removed.
BBC, I just had an epiphany about why I hate you. You're a shutdown dullard extraordinaire.
Had you bothered to Google image those two "artists", (Koons and McCarthy) you might've learned something and found some art to like in the process. Paul McCarthy is currently exhibiting in the Park Avenue Armory (armory = bigass building) in NYC and you have to be over 17 to enter because the installation features the Seven Dwarves fucking Snow White. It's right up your alley! Ditto Koon's crapola sculptures.
Broaden your horizons! It can only help!
Likewise...McCarthy...McCarthyism...Red Scare...red/evil ginger.....SIGH. It ain't rocket science!
And PS? The Beatle boy was named Paul McCARTNEY!
The King/Mr BBC, what your cylinder head is connected to your fuel tank and you have sheet metal plating surrounds, squire.
Well, sir, we are quite primitive over here on Dartmoor, sir, and will bodge a job in any manner possible, just so long as it works. Bypassing the fuel tank is quite simple, just so long as the engine is fed and has something to power it. Even liquidised potato skins, work, sir. Many are the time when us farming folk have created and demonstrated the most theoretically impossible ideas to work.
Enjoy your day, sir.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
I don't give a fuck that you hate me, you don't make a pimple on a decent woman's ass and all my female friends are much more enjoyable than you will ever be.
Farmer Giles, the fuel tank on Terry's old Massey, year 1953 as I recall, sits right over the cylinder head (came from the factory that way) so has to be removed to replace the cylinder head.
To fix the transmission you have to split the tractor in half and that requires removing a lot of items.
One thing I can't fix is fucked up women, they can seldom be fixed by anyone because they don't think they are fucked up.
So I enjoy women like Doc Teri, Helen, Jane and the lady at Refuge Creek.
I noticed Refuge Creek and P-Frump both quit blogging to be rid of you.
One last thing, do you reckon Ruby's house is clad in weatherboard or vinyl siding?
Farmer Fraud says,
"......Well, sir, we are quite primitive over here on Dartmoor, sir,....."
The Tutor tells me that your IP Address is Milton Keynes, yet you claim to be a Dartmoor pig fucker?
Well, I figure you're a pig fucker for sure, it's just you do it behind Bletchley Park instead, right?
Innit?
Dearest BBC,
Do you remember this exchange between Doc Teri and Me in the comment section of pilgrim's post of Saturday, July 20, 2013: "detroit be broke."?
I am glad you enjoy women like Doc Teri, 'cause I sure do too!
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Another question for Doc Teri:
"Were you glad you had your husband for 'protection'? Along with all the other reasons you would want your husband, of course.
And is BBC an 'upright turd' like Leslie suggests or does he tilt a little bit?
July 24, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Doc Teri said...
Leslie:
Yes, even better
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
ALT-F:
Yes, but protection was not needed
No, neither upright nor tilted
Still on the road (literally) ...in the car
Will post pics in a few days
July 24, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Aquiraans Leov To Fkuc said...
Doc Teri responded,
"......ALT-F:
Yes, but protection was not needed
No, neither upright nor tilted......"
Neither upright nor tilted?
Ha!
You, girlfriend, are one funny and seditious minx.
I hope your hubby and children appreciate you. I do.
July 26, 2013 at 5:34 AM
farmer giles - drink like a fish????
i wouldn't be the pleasant well adjusted person i am if drinking like a fish was part of my current make up.
king - as the king you don't have to respond to the vassals and proles.
leslie - ruby's house is clad in neither vinyl nor weatherboard. frump disappeared because i out-gimmicked him.
aquarian - farmer fraud? who knows, i don't piss around with ip addresses and the like but i am pretty certain that we are all frauds of some sort in the blog-o-sphere. perhaps many of us don't even realize the extent of our fraudulent lives.
i suspect my dentist is a fucking fraud!
Surely Doc Teri is not a fraud?
BBC enjoys women like her and I find it difficult to believe that BBC would like a fraud if she were to be one as you maintain.
And surely BBC is not a fraud?
That is unfathomable!
Please to notice the nautical terminology.
Mr Pilgrim, squire, I assumed that you were a hardened drinker, sir. If so, that is your choice, and because I do not pass judgement on people, I have no problem with that. If, however, you are not a total piss-pot, then I apologise publicly to you, sir.
Enjoy the day and the moment, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
PS On the subject of Internet Protocol addresses, please contact Google if you so wish. They will quite happily inform you that I am located on Dartmoor National Park.
Thanking You So Much,
Jed Giles [Farmer Giles]
PPS To The King, my current email address is, jedgiles dot tammies at gmail dot com .
FG
Farmer Giles, I know what your 'current' email address is, got it from your profile page but you are not getting the invite.
I'll type this slow, try to keep up, if you are not getting the invite at that address you need to provide me with another email address, like one at Yahoo. Assuming you have one at Yahoo, most of us do.
He's fucking with you, moron.
Dearest King, I have followed your instructions to the letter, sir. And, I have performed this task really slowly, squire, as you so kindly requested/instructed me to. Now, sir, please try the following email address: jedgiles dot tammies at yahoo dot co dot uk , squire.
Please do not enter the dots and other stuff, I have placed the dots to prevent spam, Sire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help
Sir Giles, I know how to build an email address based on what you provided and you should find an invitation there.
Always glad to help.
King, I am most humbly sorry, sir, but after having just checked my newly created Yahoo web-based email account, there is nothing to be seen, sir, no invite to your bog, nor any other such wonderment.
I am truly saddened and distressed, Sire, that something is, or appears to be, going astray. Perhaps I could please take the sincere liberty as to kindly ask you to try one more time, sir, as I am in dire need of being able to access your bog, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to hep.
Sir Giles, what can I say? It's the internut, I'll send you an email from my best private email account that my friends have and maybe we can come up with something that can work for you. Bill
King, thank you, sire. Perhaps now, at long last, I will sleep in peace and without the fear of knowing that I have offended or let you down, squire.
Please take some time-out on your throne, my dearest King.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
what we have here is a failure to communicate.
Ha!! I just got an email that Sir Giles did in fact get an invitation to my blog and is now able to access it.
Welcome aboard....
King, at long last, Sire, I thankfully received and activated your most kind and thoughtful invitation to your Palace, sir. I thank you most humbly, sir, and look forward to having a further peek later in the day, your Majesty.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Ah fuck, this king shit is going a little to far, like others I just want to have friends I get along with.
Thankfully I do have many of them, Leslie isn't one of them, so be it.
i just ate satan, the king tomato.
I'm going to wait and see if mine will get a little bigger.
satan was getting soft so it was time to harvest.
Taste good????
yes, satan tasted good. a deep red color inside with lots of juice. life is good but it might be a week or two until the next one is ready.
'tis a wonderful thing to scroll through these comments.
I bet Leslie tastes good. Mmmm..
Awkward!
What is awkward?
jesus christ omar, you just ruined my snack.
thims - i'm reading lewis' boomerang and guess who i keep thinking of?
Sir Billy, it one has to question how innovative people can be when using and manipulating The Onion Ring, sir, would one not say or agree?
Enjoy your evening, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Dude, what do I know? I just watch the world from my little perch, and try to understand the climate by licking my finger and testing the wind.
All I can say with certainty is that our trajectory isn't promising, and that the inmates are in charge of the asylum.
Perhaps I should take your more pragmatic approach, rather than tilt at windmills covered in cobwebs.
You certainly seem happy enough. But then, your kid has already flown the nest and it doesn't look like he'll be drafted to fight WWIII. Mine are still in danger.
I don't know what WW3 will be fought with but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones. Good luck to your kids, and theirs, and theirs.
Keep your powder dry...
Well, WW4 may be fought with black powder, like I said, keep your powder dry.
It hasn't even got to be a WW war, it could be an internal war, those trying to take their country back.
farmer giles - i'm confused about the onion ring. i didn't get to where i am today by worshipping onion rings.
thims - it was the 20 million nickels that brought you to mind. don't forget about the tears of a clown when there's no one around.
king - ww3?
wake me when it's over.
Mr Pilgrim, sir, little wonder that you did not get where you are today by worshipping The Onion Ring, sir. My bad. Perhaps you would have succeeded by using The Onion Router, and with a bit of tweaking, the likes of which farmer Ted is fortunate to have knowledge of, squire, minor miracles of trickery [for the good, sir] can be performed. Apologies for the mistake, sir.
Enjoy your day, sir, and I will see you on the other side, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
I Fell Good, I Feel Great, I feel Wonderful.
Baby Steps, Baby Steps, Baby Steps.
The Elixir of life, sir, taken from the wonderfully hilarious comedy film 'What About Bob'.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Billy, Sir, please excuse my French [the profanity], squire, but come on you bunch of lazy cunts, get your arses into gear and start putting your pinky's to your keyboards and begin writing something on your bogs.
I am hungover on Dartmoor Moonshine, and have spent two hours looking around my usual favourite haunts, and there has hardly been any objective or non-objective masterpieces of the written or published word to be seen/published.
I DID NOT get where I am today by lazing around in my hay loft and loafing about lying in a pig trough.
Thanking you most kindly, in advance, sir and madams.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help
I do a new post everyday that I'm at home so stop your fucking whining and visit my posts.
I see that What about Bob is number 43 on Bravo's 100 Funniest Movies. Maybe I should watch it?
Sir Billy, I agree with The King, sir, and do indeed believe that, should the unfortunate occurrence of WW3 become a sad eventuality, I too would hazard a guess to say that it would be fought with sticks and stones. I believe, unilaterally, that we are too scared and too intelligent to use the Nuclear deterrent.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
PS End of comments, squire.
Enjoy the day, sir, and enjoy the moment, sir.
Farmer G
I believe, unilaterally, that we are too scared and too intelligent to use the Nuclear deterrent.
I'm not sure about that, there's a lot of insane people on this rock.
Sorry, sir, Billy, but I write the following, in response to The King: Bill, sir, I am hardly whining and whining, squire, nor do the overwhelming vast majority of UK residents do things of such a mamby-pamby nature, Your Majesty. Please get a grip, sir, this is most un-Kingly-like.
I was unaware, your Highness, that, when home, you published on your bog, daily.
Now, Sire, armed with that knowledge, I will thankfully and joyously head-on over to your delightful bog, squire, whilst whistling 'The Trail Of The Lonesome Pine', proceed to read that which you entered into the bogoshere, and duly, make a comment, sir.
Enjoy your day and moment, sir.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Power corrupts and it’s the powerful that has those weapons. My puny little weapons are no match for something like that, best I could hope for is that this area wouldn’t be targeted.
Dearest King, of course power corrupts, and has that not always been the case through the course of history, sir?
That is possibly why we have yet to find, and implement, a social system that is fair and just, and is/and has not been corrupted and violated by dictators whose very power destroys and oppresses the very people who are under their leadership/dictatorship, or, as we are well aware, when, and whilst living under a so-called democratic capitalistic system, we endure the exact same problems, sir.
Sir Billy has some excellent viewpoints on such political matters, sir, and I have read through them time-and-time again. However, I still can not for the life of me come up with a solution to how we can bring the world together, or at least closer, and resultantly, for the sake of humanity, make our world one that is far happier and fairer to live in.
Enjoy the day, enjoy the moment, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
What likely keeps anyone from using such a weapon at this time is the fear that in doing so everyone else would completely annihilate them.
Dear King, I do believe that some country's leader's that are the people who have these legitimate, or are developing these illegitimate weapons do not care, sir. Their hatred for other parts of the world/countries/continents is beyond our comprehension, squire.
Fortunately, we have people to police the international stage, but sadly, there are always pitfalls, misunderstandings and extreme mistakes. I will not mention the countries to which I am referring, here, sir.
And these issues back-up my earlier statement[s], and that is why I do not believe that the next world war [hopefully there will not be one] will be fought with nuclear missiles.
Enjoy the day, enjoy the moment.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Such weapons are used like chips in a card game, where all the players are good bluffers. If you get my drift.
If I was the president of this country and Pakistan lit one off you can bet your ass that in two days time Pakistan would no longer exist.
Fuck Yeah! After more than 60 years since the last non-white fry-up, I imagine collective American trigger fingers are getting itchy to blast some brown folk to Kingdom Come.
It has nothing to do with the color of anyone's skin, I just don't like assholes of any color that cause trouble.
What trouble is Pakistan causing you? I would say Obama and his lovely little drone program is causing far more grief among Pakistanis than they could ever hope to inflict on you.
I didn't say they were giving me any fucking trouble, I just used the country as an example. Go back to bed.
there is a very good chance that world war 9 is being fought in a higher dimension at this very moment.
if there was ever a wolf in sheep's clothing, it's obama. the terrorist in chief of the united states.
I have less problem with Obama than I'm going to have with the next president. I don't think anyone is going to be happy with him/her.
obama is a master of misdirection.
he sticks to the script about championing the poor and middle class but when the cameras are turned off he's smoking cigars with the captains of industry.
as for the next president, i predict the best liar will win the election.
The best liar or who we at large think is the lessor idiot or evil.
Oh hell, we're fucked....
I never was very good at working on bikes, I'm glad you won.
I'm also glad that you can see what a POS (Piece of Shite) the PUTUS is.
The powers that be are very good at out maneuvering the American voters. They get their people in as choice #1 or choice #2, it works for them no matter which we choose.
Speaking of witch, looks like they want Hillary vs Chris Christie for 2016, they both suck.
king - speak for yourself, i'm never fucked.
tex - ralph kramden vs hillary?
tough choice.
Dear Billy, sir, I am extremely confused as to why so many people, especially, Americans, see Osama as being a highly dangerous and volatile president. Perhaps he is somewhat indecisive, often appears to drag-his-heals, bows-cow to The Republicans, is a MUSLIM, but I do not see how, and why, so many people are whinging and whining about him. I would be most humble if someone could give a short, concise and precise view on Obama's downfalls.
Personally, take away the problems that he inherited from Bush and his evil cohorts, and all-in-all, I think that America has a good, honest and strong leader.
Perhaps his biggest weakness is his lack of assertiveness.
Just my two pence worth of pig-poo from the UK.
Take Care and Enjoy The Moment.
PS Come on you bunch of idles slackers, get off your lazy backsides and start blogging. I DID NOT get where I am today by sucking my thumb at the breakfast table and keep forever putting-off of the major importance of that which needs to be done throughout the day.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Don't try to understand our presidents and politics, we don't, we just think we do.
No point in pestering him for more posts, he fucking posts when he wants to.
farmer giles - trying to bait me with some obama platitudes are you? i've moved on from banana barry and am now involved in more spiritual endeavors.
as for more frequent posts, i feel the spirit moving me but it's not quite there yet.
king - yeah, i'll post whenever the fuck i want. i wouldn't want to bore my readership with a daily diary or a bunch of facebook feel good bullshit.
Billy sir, I will quickly respond. Thanks Bill for the political explanation. Most honest answer I have ever heard, sir.
Billy, sir, I was not hassling you for more daily, boring, egotistical, Facebook-type bogs, sir, I was merely trying to get you off your lazy arse and trying to kick that intelligent, yet idle brain of yours into
gear.
After all, you DID NOT get where you are today by being a non-radical conformist, who sups herbal tea until the cows come home.
Enjoy the day, enjoy the moment, and get fucking bogging, cunt. :-P
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
as a man who deeply cares about the wishes of his readership i have quickly responded to farmer gile's request for a new post but it may not be up to my usual high standards due to haste i was forced to make.
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