i'm happy the MICHAEL JACKSON WRONGFUL DEATH TRIAL is coming to an end. it's not that i find it tacky or a waste of public funds, i'm dying to hear the verdict. i haven't kept track of the proceedings, i've just read the headlines and maybe clicked on a few photo galleries. from what i've been able to glean the the case revolves around the doctor who would do anything for a buck and who (whom?) he took his marching orders from. of course it always comes down to suing the entity with the deepest pockets. the good doctor doesn't have deep pockets but the evil corporation AEG does have deep pockets so they are the target.
i think everyone agrees that michael was a talented but highly flawed person whether it be drugs, sexual attraction to children or his penchant for plastic surgery. he might have been flawed but i always admired his style. i loved the sergeant pepper outfit and the umbrellas he carried in the sun. i often use an umbrella in the sun, it's better than sweating like a pig and getting skin cancer. the man worked very hard and by all accounts had a shitty childhood being bullied by his father and exploited by his less talented siblings so what the fuck, why not build an amusement park and buy any crazy shit that caught his eye. need a wife? what the fuck, get me the daughter of elvis!
one more showbiz comment. the lovely mrs myshkin watches dancing with the stars and occasionally our paths briefly cross and i see what she's watching. i read that one of my favorite characters, bill nye, is a contestant at the moment and almost got kicked off last night. she gets real mad when i talk to her during dancing with the stars or any other show and son of a bitch, i forgot to pester her last night. i could have killed two birds with one stone, watched bill nye the science guy dance and annoyed my nemesis.
i love you sons of bitches.
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I've never given a shit about Jackson or his music but Bill Nye is interesting.
Still no sympathy from the Devil? You need to polish up on your PFrump game tactics!
Try crying in your beard...
Sympathy is a word in the dictionary between sex and syphilis. :-)
Dance with me pilgrim, then I'll fly you to the moon and we'll play among the stars.
In other words pilgrim, I'm in love with you.
Whoa, looks like you have a honey that wants to suck your dick, that sure as hell beats dancing with the stars.
You don't have to be unfaithful to your wife, just fuck her by proxy.
His FAMILY are suing the drug company? Is that the same family that took such great care of him when he was alive? I hope they don't get a penny. If Bubbles the Chimp were suing I'd be rooting for him.
king - i'll bet you can moonwalk just like ringing a bell.
thims - sympathy from the devil? speaking of sympathy, have you and atticus read the name of the wind by rothfuss?
carmelita - is that you montana? i'd love a trip to the moon. hell, i'll even share the expenses.
king - how do i breed by proxy?
gb - if i knew anything about shakespeare, i might call it a shakespearean tragedy. the only person who seemed to care about him was debbie rowe.
Breed by proxy? Well, as I understand it you whack off in a vial or something like that, maybe a condom.
Then I think they freeze it until a donor chooses it, or something like that.
As for sex by proxy we all do that, just think about her while whacking off. :-)
Then I think they freeze it until a donor chooses it, or something like that.
I sure as hell said that wrong, she wouldn't be the donor, but the recipient.
I once knew a man that made good money with his frozen horse cum, until his freezer died. Being as the stud had already died that was the end of the cum king.
i was just reading that hitler had himself injected with bull semen to boost his libido.
Really? That seems weird.
Yeah I think the monkey got the short end of the stick in this deal.
Yeah?
Well I read that Adolph turned down more fine pussy than Frank Snottra!
True fact.
that was ronnie hawkin's line when hiring band members, you won't make much money but you'll get more pussy than frank sinatra.
i wonder how frump is doing in that department?
carmelita - i bought some new sneakers for dancing this morning.
Race cars were like that, the prize money wasn’t great, but plenty of pussy that wanted to fuck race car drivers. Extra points with the guys if you got to fuck the trophy girl.
Whacko's music spoke for itself, Billy. From Thriller on, he was untouchable. Sadly, my friend, he had, as you mentioned, a fucked-up childhood, and sadly, this no doubt fucked-up his adult life.
Most people hated, Jacko. Personally, I felt sorry for the bloke. He painted a picture of being an extremely sick, warped, perverted and out-of-touch-with-reality human being.
As a musician, he was a legend. As a bloke, sadly, I saw a sad, pathetic and deluded person. No doubt his dad had/has a lot to answer for with regards to Jacko not having a childhood. He was a business tool, very profitable.
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS "Sympathy is a word in the dictionary between sex and syphilis. :-)"
Bill, it's kind of sad that you're not getting the first, and have suffered so much from the latter! :-P
Billy, fuck me, mate, there's a bird on your blog trying to pull yer, mate. Nice one! :-P
Tease her and make her suffer, Billy, that used to be your style, amigo! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
Billy, mate, rumour has it that before Michael Jackson's death, the Pope issued a proclamation to whacko. He stated that, "If he heard any more allegations about little boys, he said that he'd have no choice but to make him a priest."
Woo - beat it!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Hey, I've never had syphilis, or any other sexual spookums.
"whackos music spoke for itself"
WTF?
"as a musician he was a legend"
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ?
SOMEbody was a fucking genius; some Madison Ave marketing fuck.
Yeah, the fools killed their golden goose.
farmer - yes, there does seem to be a bird interested in me. ever since i've been outed as a shaman, interest has picked up.
king - no std's even in your past lives.
harry - yeah, i always thought of michael as more of a dancer than a musician. i can honestly say i've never been tempted to share his files.
now justin bieber, there's a musician! i'm a belieber.
Hell, I've had everything in my past lives, and some of them were pretty fucking short.
"The baby was stillborn."
"Well, it shouldn't go to waste, toss it to the pigs."
"he might have been flawed but" who isn't?
It's hard to say what MJ was, a big old perv?
Someone that didn't do as he was told?
A little bit of both?
Seems like there's more to the picture, than meets the eye...
texlahoma said, "he might have been flawed but" who isn't?
Who isn't ?
WHO ISN'T ?
All hail the King !
If I didn't smoke I'd fucking be perfect. :-)
tex - i'm trying to think of someone who is isn't flawed. it might take me a while but i'll come up with something.
harry - god save our noble king
god save our regal king
long live the king!
Bill, mate, you are perfect. Do you smoke before, after or during sex, my friend! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS Giz a big hug you huge spunky yanky hunk! ;-)
PPS Please moderate your language, it's a bit strong for a site like this. Thank you!
Steve...
Farmer Giles, don't tell me how to talk on this blog or I'll tell your cocksucker to cut you off.
Farmer Giles said, " .......a site like this." ?
You mean, there are OTHER sites like THIS?
FUCKING A !
i don't know who the old farmer is telling to clean up their language.
i'll quit swearing when frump quits moaning and feeling sorry for himself.
I read every word of this blog and all the comments to my children before they sleep, and then once again when they are in REM.
Together we are building brilliant schizophrenic minds that thrill to Dancing Queen and curse like angry Micks.
At least Thim's is teaching his children right instead of pretending they won't learn this shit other places just because he isn't speaking it.
Hey, he is the same man that said you gotta love the mountain here cuz she has tits.
Long live Thim's.
i suspect thims is pulling my leg and doesn't really expose his angels to our in depth discussions of current events and classical literature.
I suppose that you are right, they will have to learn it all other places, just as we did.
No, we should pretend like we are fucking christians and raise our kids as they do.
Carry on....
I pretend I'm fucking a Christian whenever I'm beating the Bishop.
When I was young I was married to a couple of cocksucking christan's. I guess that was one of the benefits of being married to them. :-)
The other benefits being...a roof over your head, food that didn't come out of a can, indoor plumbing, and someone contracted to put up with your vile personality.
No one here asked a washed up cocksucker for her advice. We likely lived in nicer places than you did.
I offered no advice, and define "nice".
I'm afraid your idea of "nice" just means it had a toilet.
(Admit it, that was funny!)
Jerk.
Advice was the word, I should have said opinion. I don’t understand women, they’ll suck your cock then get offended if you say cocksucker, as if it’s a bad thing. Some women are not offended by such talk, just the other day Lucy was going on about some of the motherfucking cocksuckers at the collage. Maybe the broads here were sucking Hitler’s dick, they’re plumb full of bull.
Helen and I are going to the Cornerhouse for a meal, the washed up cocksucker here can just hover over her keyboard while she eats some dried out piece of shit.
*poof*
When you come back with a belly full of meatloaf and creamed corn, perhaps you'd consider rewriting that last comment in English?
Not my problem if the washed up cocksucker doesn't understand my english. Not going to the cafe until 11: so blabber away while I'm sewing a head wrap.
Had you gone to "collage" you might be able to spell "college".
You do not offend me, BBC. Get that much straight, at least.
If english was worth a fucking piece of shit words wouldn't be so close that you would fuck up spelling them. You of course think you are fucking perfect and never do that.
Can I get odds on the baggers shutting down the Big Show?
I wouldn't give better than even money but I'm a conservative type.
pilgrim?
thimscool?
Farmer Giles?
Anyone?
I'm a supporter of the big show failing, it will someday anyway. But I'm not putting my money on when, will need it when it does. If I'm still here.
The trick is to let BBC think he always gets the upper-hand in any battle of wits - that way he keeps dancing for us. Remember the cedar shake/shingle boondoggle? When we outed him as the fraud he surely is, he disappeared for almost a month! No disrespect, or perhaps maybe a little, pilgrim, but this place sucked in his absence.
I mean, let's face it boys and girl(s), the only thing worse than having Billy B. Cook in your comment facility is not having Billy B. Cook in your comment facility.
The cunt has spoken..
See?
Did either of you ever tell Pilgrim how to wire his Kirby?
I think you're both frauds!
Race car drivers don’t have to go to college and learn from frumpy fucks wearing ties to get their cocks sucked, those are my wurds. Some of us are fine with learning skills and fixing your monkeymobiles and building your homes so you cocksuckers have a roof over your head. Or is the proper spelling cock-sucker?
If english wasn’t such a piece of shit it wouldn’t be so hard for those coming here to learn it.
I emailed Billy some advice about the wiring on his Kirby, it kept the cocksuckers out of the loop.
Yeah I bet.
I bet your advice was "buy a new one".
That also, the old one doesn't owe him anything and not even a Kirby will last forever.
Frump fucks wear ties to get their cocks sucked?
News to me.
More Spirit wisdom, please.
That also, the old one doesn't owe him anything and not even a Kirby will last forever.
Are we talking about a vacuum or your penis?
Wisdom indicates that frump wouldn't let you suck his cock.
The Tutor, duplicitous?
He was a licensed, insured and bonded - yes bonded - General Contractor. His chicanery does not rear its head in matters manly.
He'd grift the very knickers off you though Leslie.
For a price, mind.
Don't worry about my cock, it isn't interested in you.
Ew. That actually made me cringe.
Wisdom indicates that frump wouldn't let you suck his cock.
I was pointing out your piss poor writing skills again, dumbass. Lordy, you are SO STUPID.
I don't give a fuck that you don't like how I rite, you stoopid cunt.
Do you care that we all make you dance for our amusement BBC?
I allow you too because I enjoy calling u stooped cunts.
But I'm going to Scott's to get my engine hoist so the neighbor can use it, u stoopid cunts will have to babble without me for a while.
And we enjoy being called stoopid and stooped cunts. In fact you can call us anything your little heart desires - except late for dinner.
thims' children are going to enjoy hearing all this tonight.
they'll be able to spot a stupid cunt from miles away.
Hahahahaha
Thank you BP for making me laugh. I sincerely appreciated your words about Bill, the lovely Mrs., and Dancing With The Stars. Have a good one.
Leslie, the stoopid and stooped cunt, is channelling 'Halloween Jack' today!
Rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
thank you mr shife.
aquarian - i was hoping you'd tell me the correct use of who and whom in the post. i'm still in the dark. same goes for thims' kids.
Thim's kids don't give a shit, they'll grow up texting and not giving a shit about smug cocksucking wordsmiths.
It's a changing world.
2 good
2 be
4 forgotten
CU L8ter
Coksuker
*pof*
the kirby lives!
i put the son of a bitch in a cave and rolled a big rock into the entrance. when i went to retrieve it i was worried that it might have vanished. but no, it lives and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I guess that is one way to resurrect a cocksucker in a myth.
Dearest BBC
Do you think I actually enjoy possessing vast intellectual powers I cannot control? Believe you me, I would much rather be as incredibly stupid as you are. And don't think I am beggaring you with that statement either.
The cunt can think she is as smart as she wants, the rest of the world doesn't give a shit.
My Internet commerce spies tell me that BBC has purchased a copy of this book but NOT a copy of this book.
I’m a beautiful flawed complicated human beng. Sudup and suk my coc. I’ve always wanted a fuking genus to suk my coc.
fuck me, someone taught the aquarian how to make a link!
Oh pilgrim!
I've always known how.
I find that a copy-pasta of the entire URL instead of a 'live' hyperlink allows a reader to deduce the contents of the referred site without having to visit the site and infect their computer with the nasty virus that I ensure resides there.
I do not want BBC to deduce anything from my two links. I do not want BBC to know that I have discovered his secret 'Sweet Tooth' as it were.
I see BBC. (commenting as "Big Whoop") was thoughtful enough to review his purchase for others.
pilgrim?
I need your wise and sage advice.
A female version of BBC, or perhaps I should say a MORE female version of our beloved BBC, is desperately trying to emasculate The Tubby, Tater Tutor on another blog. What do you think of the psychological under-pinnings of a 'woman' who would conflate the words, 'immaculate' and 'emasculate' to form the word, 'immasculate' with the intent and meaning of 'emasculate'?
I'm thinking she likes Cream Pie like our BBC does.
Yes?
the king, like da vinci, has a very complex mind. i'm sure if it truly is the king making the cryptic comments you speak of, he thinking several steps ahead and the meaning will eventually become clear to those stuck in a single linear universe.
the king exists in a multiverse.
It's not BBC ya retard, it's someone else; who is female, but stupid like BBC, who is making the comments.
BBC exists in a multi something alright, but it sure ain't fucking verse.
yes, perhaps i am a retard. i'd have to see the actual comments and visit the blog to make an in-depth analysis. speaking from experience, perhaps there are drugs involved.
i've often asked myself if frump is a woman masquerading as a man. occasionally i twig to the fact that a substantial percentage of information on the net may not be on the up and up.
No, frump isn't masquerading as anything. He really is a U professor with a fucked up life, by his view of things. Actually, I think it is a pretty fucking good life compared to what many have.
But he would be better off if he got away from the catlick church and its bullshit. And if he got to screw his wife more, I get the sense that she is a little tight on the pussy.
Doc Teri is also a real U professor but not fucked up like frump. Bat shit crazy in some ways, yes, but I’ll bet her hubby gets all the nooky he wants. And they are great to camp with.
Ain't no hubby, nowhere, nowhen, what gets all the nookie he wants. Not even Solomon.
The supply demand curves intersect at maximum quantity of nookie.
Got all the nookie I wanted when I lived with Marie. She was really giving that way.
thimscool economicised,
".....The supply demand curves intersect at maximum quantity of nookie......."
Optimum quantity, not maximum quantity.
Sheesh, you're showing your vile Friedman/Hayek, Chicago School sympathies again!
Shame on you!
how in the fuck can they intercept if the supply never meets the demand?
Sometimes supply can be too much of a good thing, three times a day for three days will make your nuts hurt. At least that was my experience.
Dearest BBc?
Wasn't Marie the poor woman you beat up? I can understand why she was 'giving that way'. She feared for her life!
thimscool?
For the love of the divine being(s) of yours and your children's choice, save me from these imbeciles!
pilgrim?
The supply used to meet the demand, dropping the price precipitously, but then they invented Viagra. And that, together with the help of tongue-depressors and masking tape, limp-dicks like BBC can do it if they can find a whore hard-up enough.
Fuck you..... You low life cunt...
U mad bro?
I am sorry for your experience with my intentions.
Something you stupid cunts don't know is that Laurel also went to jail, three times, for attacking me in public.
I may be stuck inside sewing because it is raining but I don’t have to put up with low life cunts on the internut that have anything else to do all day long but harness men because they hate them.
Puts computer to sleep…..
so where is this blog where i can go help a young lady emasculate the tutor?
i'm off to the dentist, poof.
Pilgrim, because we'll take what we can get at any price, and therefore maximum quantity.
If women had any more fucks to give you know they'd find a willing taker.
Viagra evidently has a point of diminishing returns !
BBC slurred,
"......I don’t have to put up with low life cunts on the internut that have anything else to do all day long but harness men because they hate them......"
I can only speak for this low-life cunt, but I 'harness' men simply because it reduces chaffing.
ATLF, you harnessing men again?
WFTV Orlando?
Florida?
You disappoint me thimscool.
Notice, pilgrim, these folks spell "Colombia" correctly.
"......Pilgrim, because we'll take what we can get at any price, and therefore maximum quantity......"
Firstly, it was me who questioned your command of the supply/demand construct, not pilgrim. And yes, if this is true, that sex has a zero price elasticity of demand, then you could be right. I'll agree.
Let's all be grateful that the male demand for sex is not so inelastic that it does not treat sex as a Giffen Good, or worse still, a Veblen Good.
Now if the above didn't bore the sex drive out of you, well, nothing will.
I am trying, Leslie, but the cunts are loathe to allow me to harness up with my Wilson Snaffle.
Go figger?
pilgrim snarked,
".......so where is this blog where i can go help a young lady emasculate the tutor?......"
HERE
Be forewarned though, BBC is not allowed there. He'll most certainly be harnessed there.
"......i'm off to the dentist, poof......."
That's not nice. Bragging about your teeth and kicking poor BBC when he's down!
You're a cruel man, pilgrim. Perhaps this is why I like you.
the dentist visit was not for myself. it was for an older gentleman with three remaining teeth, soon to be zero.
a young pan placed a penny in a jar each time he and his fiance had sex for the year preceding the marriage. after the marriage for a period of one year, he withdrew a penny each time they had sex.
after two years, he had a jar full of pennies.
Was the jar full before the nuptials?
What the pan doesn't know, is that the fiancée was also 'saving' a penny every time she had sex before the nuptials. The pan may have had a 'full jar of pennies' remaining after two years of not-so-blissful marriage, but his fiancée was in massive overdraft on her full-at-the-time-of-the-wedding 208 litre drum of pennies.
BBC will attest to the validity of this phenomena, after all, women are low-life fucking bitch monkeys.
i visited the blog you so kindly provided a link for but quickly left
because.......
Time to go all in on Northern Dynasty?
northern dynasty!
what's a carolina boy doing looking at alaskan moose pasture??
sure, roll the dice. i've been reading about the world's largest undeveloped gold/copper find for years.
you should diversify, put half your stake into blackberry.
Wish I could see if Harry Reid is all in... if we could all just follow his portfolio then the war on poverty would be won!
Ah, for fuck's sake, I give up. Whatever the fuck happened to roguishly charming comments being directed from one person to another? Nice roguishly charming comments, without all the putrid fuckin' venom and nastiness that one becomes accustomed to hearing and reading via The Vatican?
To You and Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
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