Tuesday, September 24, 2013

one billion?

i'm happy the MICHAEL JACKSON WRONGFUL DEATH TRIAL is coming to an end. it's not that i find it tacky or a waste of public funds, i'm dying to hear the verdict. i haven't kept track of the proceedings, i've just read the headlines and maybe clicked on a few photo galleries. from what i've been able to glean the the case revolves around the doctor who would do anything for a buck and who (whom?) he took his marching orders from. of course it always comes down to suing the entity with the deepest pockets. the good doctor doesn't have deep pockets but the evil corporation AEG does have deep pockets so they are the target.

i think everyone agrees that michael was a talented but highly flawed person whether it be drugs, sexual attraction to children or his penchant for plastic surgery. he might have been flawed but i always admired his style. i loved the sergeant pepper outfit and the umbrellas he carried in the sun. i often use an umbrella in the sun, it's better than sweating like a pig and getting skin cancer. the man worked very hard and by all accounts had a shitty childhood being bullied by his father and exploited by his less talented siblings so what the fuck, why not build an amusement park and buy any crazy shit that caught his eye. need a wife? what the fuck, get me the daughter of elvis!

one more showbiz comment. the lovely mrs myshkin watches dancing with the stars and occasionally our paths briefly cross and i see what she's watching. i read that one of my favorite characters, bill nye, is a contestant at the moment and almost got kicked off last night. she gets real mad when i talk to her during dancing with the stars or any other show and son of a bitch, i forgot to pester her last night. i could have killed two birds with one stone, watched bill nye the science guy dance and annoyed my nemesis.

i love you sons of bitches.

114 comments:

BBC said...

I've never given a shit about Jackson or his music but Bill Nye is interesting.

thimscool said...

Still no sympathy from the Devil? You need to polish up on your PFrump game tactics!

Try crying in your beard...

BBC said...

Sympathy is a word in the dictionary between sex and syphilis. :-)

Michael Valentine Smith said...

Dance with me pilgrim, then I'll fly you to the moon and we'll play among the stars.

In other words pilgrim, I'm in love with you.

BBC said...

Whoa, looks like you have a honey that wants to suck your dick, that sure as hell beats dancing with the stars.

BBC said...

You don't have to be unfaithful to your wife, just fuck her by proxy.

Gorilla Bananas said...

His FAMILY are suing the drug company? Is that the same family that took such great care of him when he was alive? I hope they don't get a penny. If Bubbles the Chimp were suing I'd be rooting for him.

billy pilgrim said...

king - i'll bet you can moonwalk just like ringing a bell.

thims - sympathy from the devil? speaking of sympathy, have you and atticus read the name of the wind by rothfuss?

carmelita - is that you montana? i'd love a trip to the moon. hell, i'll even share the expenses.

king - how do i breed by proxy?

gb - if i knew anything about shakespeare, i might call it a shakespearean tragedy. the only person who seemed to care about him was debbie rowe.

BBC said...

Breed by proxy? Well, as I understand it you whack off in a vial or something like that, maybe a condom.

Then I think they freeze it until a donor chooses it, or something like that.

As for sex by proxy we all do that, just think about her while whacking off. :-)

BBC said...

Then I think they freeze it until a donor chooses it, or something like that.

I sure as hell said that wrong, she wouldn't be the donor, but the recipient.

BBC said...

I once knew a man that made good money with his frozen horse cum, until his freezer died. Being as the stud had already died that was the end of the cum king.

billy pilgrim said...

i was just reading that hitler had himself injected with bull semen to boost his libido.

BBC said...

Really? That seems weird.

Demeur said...

Yeah I think the monkey got the short end of the stick in this deal.

harry said...

Yeah?

Well I read that Adolph turned down more fine pussy than Frank Snottra!




True fact.

billy pilgrim said...

that was ronnie hawkin's line when hiring band members, you won't make much money but you'll get more pussy than frank sinatra.

i wonder how frump is doing in that department?

carmelita - i bought some new sneakers for dancing this morning.

BBC said...

Race cars were like that, the prize money wasn’t great, but plenty of pussy that wanted to fuck race car drivers. Extra points with the guys if you got to fuck the trophy girl.

Farmer Giles said...

Whacko's music spoke for itself, Billy. From Thriller on, he was untouchable. Sadly, my friend, he had, as you mentioned, a fucked-up childhood, and sadly, this no doubt fucked-up his adult life.

Most people hated, Jacko. Personally, I felt sorry for the bloke. He painted a picture of being an extremely sick, warped, perverted and out-of-touch-with-reality human being.

As a musician, he was a legend. As a bloke, sadly, I saw a sad, pathetic and deluded person. No doubt his dad had/has a lot to answer for with regards to Jacko not having a childhood. He was a business tool, very profitable.

To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!

Take Care & Stay Lucky!

Peace,

Steve...

PS "Sympathy is a word in the dictionary between sex and syphilis. :-)"

Bill, it's kind of sad that you're not getting the first, and have suffered so much from the latter! :-P

Farmer Giles said...

Billy, fuck me, mate, there's a bird on your blog trying to pull yer, mate. Nice one! :-P

Tease her and make her suffer, Billy, that used to be your style, amigo! :-P

To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!

Take Care & Stay Lucky!

Peace,

Steve...

Farmer Giles said...

Billy, mate, rumour has it that before Michael Jackson's death, the Pope issued a proclamation to whacko. He stated that, "If he heard any more allegations about little boys, he said that he'd have no choice but to make him a priest."

Woo - beat it!

To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!

Take Care & Stay Lucky!

Peace,

BBC said...

Hey, I've never had syphilis, or any other sexual spookums.

harry said...

"whackos music spoke for itself"

WTF?

"as a musician he was a legend"

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ?

SOMEbody was a fucking genius; some Madison Ave marketing fuck.

Yeah, the fools killed their golden goose.

billy pilgrim said...

farmer - yes, there does seem to be a bird interested in me. ever since i've been outed as a shaman, interest has picked up.

king - no std's even in your past lives.

harry - yeah, i always thought of michael as more of a dancer than a musician. i can honestly say i've never been tempted to share his files.

now justin bieber, there's a musician! i'm a belieber.

BBC said...

Hell, I've had everything in my past lives, and some of them were pretty fucking short.

BBC said...

"The baby was stillborn."

"Well, it shouldn't go to waste, toss it to the pigs."

texlahoma said...

"he might have been flawed but" who isn't?
It's hard to say what MJ was, a big old perv?
Someone that didn't do as he was told?
A little bit of both?
Seems like there's more to the picture, than meets the eye...

harry said...

texlahoma said, "he might have been flawed but" who isn't?

Who isn't ?

WHO ISN'T ?


All hail the King !

BBC said...

If I didn't smoke I'd fucking be perfect. :-)

billy pilgrim said...

tex - i'm trying to think of someone who is isn't flawed. it might take me a while but i'll come up with something.

harry - god save our noble king

god save our regal king

long live the king!

Farmer Giles said...

Bill, mate, you are perfect. Do you smoke before, after or during sex, my friend! :-P

Take Care & Stay Lucky!

Peace,

Steve...

PS Giz a big hug you huge spunky yanky hunk! ;-)

PPS Please moderate your language, it's a bit strong for a site like this. Thank you!

Steve...

BBC said...

Farmer Giles, don't tell me how to talk on this blog or I'll tell your cocksucker to cut you off.

harry said...

Farmer Giles said, " .......a site like this." ?


You mean, there are OTHER sites like THIS?


FUCKING A !

billy pilgrim said...

i don't know who the old farmer is telling to clean up their language.

i'll quit swearing when frump quits moaning and feeling sorry for himself.

thimscool said...

I read every word of this blog and all the comments to my children before they sleep, and then once again when they are in REM.

Together we are building brilliant schizophrenic minds that thrill to Dancing Queen and curse like angry Micks.

BBC said...

At least Thim's is teaching his children right instead of pretending they won't learn this shit other places just because he isn't speaking it.

Hey, he is the same man that said you gotta love the mountain here cuz she has tits.

Long live Thim's.

billy pilgrim said...

i suspect thims is pulling my leg and doesn't really expose his angels to our in depth discussions of current events and classical literature.

BBC said...

I suppose that you are right, they will have to learn it all other places, just as we did.

BBC said...

No, we should pretend like we are fucking christians and raise our kids as they do.

Carry on....

harry said...

I pretend I'm fucking a Christian whenever I'm beating the Bishop.

BBC said...

When I was young I was married to a couple of cocksucking christan's. I guess that was one of the benefits of being married to them. :-)

Leslie said...

The other benefits being...a roof over your head, food that didn't come out of a can, indoor plumbing, and someone contracted to put up with your vile personality.

BBC said...

No one here asked a washed up cocksucker for her advice. We likely lived in nicer places than you did.

Leslie said...

I offered no advice, and define "nice".

I'm afraid your idea of "nice" just means it had a toilet.

Leslie said...

(Admit it, that was funny!)

Jerk.

BBC said...

Advice was the word, I should have said opinion. I don’t understand women, they’ll suck your cock then get offended if you say cocksucker, as if it’s a bad thing. Some women are not offended by such talk, just the other day Lucy was going on about some of the motherfucking cocksuckers at the collage. Maybe the broads here were sucking Hitler’s dick, they’re plumb full of bull.

Helen and I are going to the Cornerhouse for a meal, the washed up cocksucker here can just hover over her keyboard while she eats some dried out piece of shit.

*poof*

Leslie said...

When you come back with a belly full of meatloaf and creamed corn, perhaps you'd consider rewriting that last comment in English?

BBC said...

Not my problem if the washed up cocksucker doesn't understand my english. Not going to the cafe until 11: so blabber away while I'm sewing a head wrap.

Leslie said...

Had you gone to "collage" you might be able to spell "college".

You do not offend me, BBC. Get that much straight, at least.

BBC said...

If english was worth a fucking piece of shit words wouldn't be so close that you would fuck up spelling them. You of course think you are fucking perfect and never do that.

harry said...

Can I get odds on the baggers shutting down the Big Show?


I wouldn't give better than even money but I'm a conservative type.


pilgrim?

thimscool?

Farmer Giles?

Anyone?

BBC said...

I'm a supporter of the big show failing, it will someday anyway. But I'm not putting my money on when, will need it when it does. If I'm still here.

Anonymous said...

The trick is to let BBC think he always gets the upper-hand in any battle of wits - that way he keeps dancing for us. Remember the cedar shake/shingle boondoggle? When we outed him as the fraud he surely is, he disappeared for almost a month! No disrespect, or perhaps maybe a little, pilgrim, but this place sucked in his absence.

I mean, let's face it boys and girl(s), the only thing worse than having Billy B. Cook in your comment facility is not having Billy B. Cook in your comment facility.

BBC said...

The cunt has spoken..

Anonymous said...

See?

Leslie said...

Did either of you ever tell Pilgrim how to wire his Kirby?

I think you're both frauds!

BBC said...

Race car drivers don’t have to go to college and learn from frumpy fucks wearing ties to get their cocks sucked, those are my wurds. Some of us are fine with learning skills and fixing your monkeymobiles and building your homes so you cocksuckers have a roof over your head. Or is the proper spelling cock-sucker?

If english wasn’t such a piece of shit it wouldn’t be so hard for those coming here to learn it.

I emailed Billy some advice about the wiring on his Kirby, it kept the cocksuckers out of the loop.

Leslie said...

Yeah I bet.

I bet your advice was "buy a new one".

BBC said...

That also, the old one doesn't owe him anything and not even a Kirby will last forever.

Leslie said...

Frump fucks wear ties to get their cocks sucked?

News to me.

More Spirit wisdom, please.

Leslie said...

That also, the old one doesn't owe him anything and not even a Kirby will last forever.

Are we talking about a vacuum or your penis?

BBC said...

Wisdom indicates that frump wouldn't let you suck his cock.

Anonymous said...

The Tutor, duplicitous?

He was a licensed, insured and bonded - yes bonded - General Contractor. His chicanery does not rear its head in matters manly.

He'd grift the very knickers off you though Leslie.

For a price, mind.

BBC said...

Don't worry about my cock, it isn't interested in you.

Leslie said...

Ew. That actually made me cringe.

Leslie said...

Wisdom indicates that frump wouldn't let you suck his cock.

I was pointing out your piss poor writing skills again, dumbass. Lordy, you are SO STUPID.

BBC said...

I don't give a fuck that you don't like how I rite, you stoopid cunt.

Anonymous said...

Do you care that we all make you dance for our amusement BBC?

BBC said...

I allow you too because I enjoy calling u stooped cunts.

But I'm going to Scott's to get my engine hoist so the neighbor can use it, u stoopid cunts will have to babble without me for a while.

Anonymous said...

And we enjoy being called stoopid and stooped cunts. In fact you can call us anything your little heart desires - except late for dinner.

billy pilgrim said...

thims' children are going to enjoy hearing all this tonight.

they'll be able to spot a stupid cunt from miles away.

BBC said...

Hahahahaha

Mr. Shife said...

Thank you BP for making me laugh. I sincerely appreciated your words about Bill, the lovely Mrs., and Dancing With The Stars. Have a good one.

Anonymous said...

Leslie, the stoopid and stooped cunt, is channelling 'Halloween Jack' today!

Rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!

billy pilgrim said...

thank you mr shife.

aquarian - i was hoping you'd tell me the correct use of who and whom in the post. i'm still in the dark. same goes for thims' kids.

BBC said...

Thim's kids don't give a shit, they'll grow up texting and not giving a shit about smug cocksucking wordsmiths.

It's a changing world.

BBC said...

2 good
2 be
4 forgotten

CU L8ter
Coksuker

*pof*

billy pilgrim said...

the kirby lives!

i put the son of a bitch in a cave and rolled a big rock into the entrance. when i went to retrieve it i was worried that it might have vanished. but no, it lives and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

BBC said...

I guess that is one way to resurrect a cocksucker in a myth.

Anonymous said...

Dearest BBC

Do you think I actually enjoy possessing vast intellectual powers I cannot control? Believe you me, I would much rather be as incredibly stupid as you are. And don't think I am beggaring you with that statement either.

BBC said...

The cunt can think she is as smart as she wants, the rest of the world doesn't give a shit.

Anonymous said...

My Internet commerce spies tell me that BBC has purchased a copy of this book but NOT a copy of this book.

BBC said...

I’m a beautiful flawed complicated human beng. Sudup and suk my coc. I’ve always wanted a fuking genus to suk my coc.

billy pilgrim said...

fuck me, someone taught the aquarian how to make a link!

Anonymous said...

Oh pilgrim!
I've always known how.
I find that a copy-pasta of the entire URL instead of a 'live' hyperlink allows a reader to deduce the contents of the referred site without having to visit the site and infect their computer with the nasty virus that I ensure resides there.
I do not want BBC to deduce anything from my two links. I do not want BBC to know that I have discovered his secret 'Sweet Tooth' as it were.

Leslie said...

I see BBC. (commenting as "Big Whoop") was thoughtful enough to review his purchase for others.

Anonymous said...

pilgrim?

I need your wise and sage advice.

A female version of BBC, or perhaps I should say a MORE female version of our beloved BBC, is desperately trying to emasculate The Tubby, Tater Tutor on another blog. What do you think of the psychological under-pinnings of a 'woman' who would conflate the words, 'immaculate' and 'emasculate' to form the word, 'immasculate' with the intent and meaning of 'emasculate'?

I'm thinking she likes Cream Pie like our BBC does.

Yes?

billy pilgrim said...

the king, like da vinci, has a very complex mind. i'm sure if it truly is the king making the cryptic comments you speak of, he thinking several steps ahead and the meaning will eventually become clear to those stuck in a single linear universe.

the king exists in a multiverse.

Anonymous said...

It's not BBC ya retard, it's someone else; who is female, but stupid like BBC, who is making the comments.

BBC exists in a multi something alright, but it sure ain't fucking verse.

billy pilgrim said...

yes, perhaps i am a retard. i'd have to see the actual comments and visit the blog to make an in-depth analysis. speaking from experience, perhaps there are drugs involved.

i've often asked myself if frump is a woman masquerading as a man. occasionally i twig to the fact that a substantial percentage of information on the net may not be on the up and up.

BBC said...

No, frump isn't masquerading as anything. He really is a U professor with a fucked up life, by his view of things. Actually, I think it is a pretty fucking good life compared to what many have.

But he would be better off if he got away from the catlick church and its bullshit. And if he got to screw his wife more, I get the sense that she is a little tight on the pussy.

BBC said...

Doc Teri is also a real U professor but not fucked up like frump. Bat shit crazy in some ways, yes, but I’ll bet her hubby gets all the nooky he wants. And they are great to camp with.

thimscool said...

Ain't no hubby, nowhere, nowhen, what gets all the nookie he wants. Not even Solomon.

The supply demand curves intersect at maximum quantity of nookie.

BBC said...

Got all the nookie I wanted when I lived with Marie. She was really giving that way.

Anonymous said...

thimscool economicised,

".....The supply demand curves intersect at maximum quantity of nookie......."

Optimum quantity, not maximum quantity.
Sheesh, you're showing your vile Friedman/Hayek, Chicago School sympathies again!
Shame on you!

billy pilgrim said...

how in the fuck can they intercept if the supply never meets the demand?

BBC said...

Sometimes supply can be too much of a good thing, three times a day for three days will make your nuts hurt. At least that was my experience.

Anonymous said...

Dearest BBc?

Wasn't Marie the poor woman you beat up? I can understand why she was 'giving that way'. She feared for her life!


thimscool?
For the love of the divine being(s) of yours and your children's choice, save me from these imbeciles!

pilgrim?
The supply used to meet the demand, dropping the price precipitously, but then they invented Viagra. And that, together with the help of tongue-depressors and masking tape, limp-dicks like BBC can do it if they can find a whore hard-up enough.

BBC said...

Fuck you..... You low life cunt...

Anonymous said...

U mad bro?

I am sorry for your experience with my intentions.

BBC said...

Something you stupid cunts don't know is that Laurel also went to jail, three times, for attacking me in public.

I may be stuck inside sewing because it is raining but I don’t have to put up with low life cunts on the internut that have anything else to do all day long but harness men because they hate them.

Puts computer to sleep…..

billy pilgrim said...

so where is this blog where i can go help a young lady emasculate the tutor?

i'm off to the dentist, poof.

thimscool said...

Pilgrim, because we'll take what we can get at any price, and therefore maximum quantity.

If women had any more fucks to give you know they'd find a willing taker.

Viagra evidently has a point of diminishing returns !

Anonymous said...

BBC slurred,

"......I don’t have to put up with low life cunts on the internut that have anything else to do all day long but harness men because they hate them......"

I can only speak for this low-life cunt, but I 'harness' men simply because it reduces chaffing.

Leslie said...

ATLF, you harnessing men again?

Anonymous said...

WFTV Orlando?
Florida?
You disappoint me thimscool.

Notice, pilgrim, these folks spell "Colombia" correctly.

"......Pilgrim, because we'll take what we can get at any price, and therefore maximum quantity......"

Firstly, it was me who questioned your command of the supply/demand construct, not pilgrim. And yes, if this is true, that sex has a zero price elasticity of demand, then you could be right. I'll agree.

Let's all be grateful that the male demand for sex is not so inelastic that it does not treat sex as a Giffen Good, or worse still, a Veblen Good.
Now if the above didn't bore the sex drive out of you, well, nothing will.

Anonymous said...

I am trying, Leslie, but the cunts are loathe to allow me to harness up with my Wilson Snaffle.
Go figger?

Anonymous said...

pilgrim snarked,

".......so where is this blog where i can go help a young lady emasculate the tutor?......"

HERE
Be forewarned though, BBC is not allowed there. He'll most certainly be harnessed there.


"......i'm off to the dentist, poof......."

That's not nice. Bragging about your teeth and kicking poor BBC when he's down!
You're a cruel man, pilgrim. Perhaps this is why I like you.

billy pilgrim said...

the dentist visit was not for myself. it was for an older gentleman with three remaining teeth, soon to be zero.

a young pan placed a penny in a jar each time he and his fiance had sex for the year preceding the marriage. after the marriage for a period of one year, he withdrew a penny each time they had sex.

after two years, he had a jar full of pennies.

Anonymous said...

Was the jar full before the nuptials?


What the pan doesn't know, is that the fiancée was also 'saving' a penny every time she had sex before the nuptials. The pan may have had a 'full jar of pennies' remaining after two years of not-so-blissful marriage, but his fiancée was in massive overdraft on her full-at-the-time-of-the-wedding 208 litre drum of pennies.

BBC will attest to the validity of this phenomena, after all, women are low-life fucking bitch monkeys.

billy pilgrim said...

i visited the blog you so kindly provided a link for but quickly left
because.......

thimscool said...

Time to go all in on Northern Dynasty?

billy pilgrim said...

northern dynasty!

what's a carolina boy doing looking at alaskan moose pasture??

sure, roll the dice. i've been reading about the world's largest undeveloped gold/copper find for years.

you should diversify, put half your stake into blackberry.

thimscool said...

Wish I could see if Harry Reid is all in... if we could all just follow his portfolio then the war on poverty would be won!

Farmer Giles said...

Ah, for fuck's sake, I give up. Whatever the fuck happened to roguishly charming comments being directed from one person to another? Nice roguishly charming comments, without all the putrid fuckin' venom and nastiness that one becomes accustomed to hearing and reading via The Vatican?

To You and Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Night!

Take Care & Stay Lucky!

Peace,

Steve...