i heard this song on cbc radio and it really hit home about my depressed friend, plus it has a catching chorus. it's also an appropriate song for all you generous souls that spent your brains out buying presents for everyone. my friend is sounding very bad these days. the further down he sinks into the abyss, the harder it'll be for him to climb out and he's still sinking. merry fucking christmas.
i love you sons of bitches.
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I bought a new cyberskin pocket pussy today, they are improved and have gone down in price, lucky me. But they are still too smooth inside, a smooth pussy is a flawed pussy, so you gotta turn them inside out and use a razor blade to cut some texture lines in them. Turn a new model inside out and it looks a lot like a geoduck, interesting. Long live the cock, godfuckingdamnit.
What has that got to do with this post? Not a fucking thing....
Carry on....
Or not....
maybe a good pocket pussy would cheer up my depressed buddy.
For the King
A pocket pussy may help your if he is depressed about not having a mate for sex.
If the vac wasn't noisy it would make a decent pecker pump but I think only bored courtroom judges use them.
Dildos outsell pocket pussies six to one so we know where the women are getting their cock at.
You are pathetic.
During your 15 seconds of pounding away at this sliced up piece of plastic, does it ever cross your mind that you are a complete loser or are you too busy grunting "You like that you fucking bitch? Oh yeah, Daddy's got some more for you!"
If I am pathetic what does that make you? And I don't give a damn what you think of me.
I often wonder if you have two dildos and suck on one while you fuck yourself with one.
It makes me observant. Happy New Year, buddy!
No one gives a shit that she thinks she is observant. We’ve been putting up with her shit for years, and she thinks she is a world class shrink, personally, I think she has some insanity in her.
Tomorrow they will start selling pot in Colorado, I wonder if pot shops will sell munchies.
Damn, that's a heck of a beard on the man with spectacles! It's a real beard, right?
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