i was sorely tested this morning and i'm delighted to say that i passed the test. while shopping i came upon 400 gram bags of red and green santa ju jubes marked down to 24 cents. i picked up a bag and pinched a few through the cellophane to test the freshness and stood frozen in time for what seemed like an eternity. when i snapped out of the trance i put the little bag of temptation down and continued on my merry way. instead, i opted for a jar of roasted almonds. eating healthy is certainly more expensive than eating junk. could this be a contributing factor to the skyrocketing obesity and diabetes rates?
as i was leaving the store i had one question; was it satan or my old buddy jesus that decided to test me with the ju jubes? i don't have a clue but if i ever find out one of them has a nephew who's a dentist, i'll know which one is culpable. but who gives a shit, i passed the test.
on with the gimmick. in order to boost my readership and put a little window dressing on my year end stats i decided to go through all the videos i've posted throughout the year and post my 4 favorites starting with number 4 today and then posting the winner on a new years eve extravaganza. i selected the following song in the number 4 slot because it lifts my spirits and it was to nice to reminisce over a few dead members of the band:
please take a deep breath and enjoy the moment.
rest in peace: rick danko, richard manuel and levon helm.
i love you sons of bitches.
17 comments:
Was it Satan or Jesus? I'm thinking it was Yahweh allowing Satan to toy with your addictions, if that Job cat is any indication.
Yahweh seems to strike a rather amoral stance towards mortal affairs, much like what ALTF advocated. Mean mother lovers!
Big Time, Bill!
satan is shit scared of me so it was probably jesus. he can be a real prick when he puts his mind to it.
How did you scare away the devil?
Did you put BBC on the case?
i married his sister.
I've never had a ju jube, but my research indicates it's similar in texture and taste to a fruit gum. The last time I bought a pack of fruit gums was to use them as bait in a humane mouse trap. I caught 5 of the little rodents in those traps. Funny thing was they kept on gnawing on the fruity gum after they were trapped under a Pyrex cooking dish.
My sisters like to fuck so you got that going for you also.
on with the gimmick. in order to boost my readership and put a little window dressing on my year end stats.
Simple enough, visit lots of other blogs and leave comments so they can find you.
gb - there must be a secret ingredient in those corn syrup based candies that takes away a person's will power and makes them keep eating and eating and eating.....
king - i have found many blogs up to your high standards.
Those kind of candies have never much interested me, mostly all I eat is chocolate when I'm in the mood for a little candy.
At 24 cents it's a safe bet those ju jus were made in china and contained lead.
Increasing traffic to your site is as simple as posting shots of pussies beavers or boobies. You do have that kind of wild life there in Canada right?
Billy C. candy is dandy liquor is quicker but sex rots your teeth or so I'm told.
the ju jubes were regular around 2 bucks but were on clearance. i'll have to take a magnifying glass with me next time i'm in the store to read the label and see where they're from.
Personal I think the whole ideal of being test for reason of good verse evil is just plain crap
Eating Health is sure more costly. But in long run how costly is going to be...I don't believe Canada has a SNAP program (gives you extra money to purchase food for the poor)I've blogged about it on my blog...It could be good program but in my opinion it sat up to be costly in the long run.
I know the corporation has policies on how to handle merchandize. I know after ALL the holidays usual they put all sort of items and mark them down...First few days let say 10% off, then for few more days 25% off and etc. Then they have a shopping card every thing in cart is .25 cents.
I know some will end up in local food banks if the corporation allows it...Actual Western Family corporation doesn't allow any of there stuff to be donated to food banks.
Glad you feel you pass the test...It Sunday and I'm heading up stair and have sip of "Peach Whiskey" I got from the gift exchange.
Drinks on me.
Peach Whiskey? I'm heading over to Dora's.
Satan is as make believe as god, jesus, santa clause and the easter bunny. We talk about all of them but we really don’t believe in them.
Spirit, is just about the cock but the monkeys have gotten too screwed up to see that anymore.
thanks dora, i passed the test but there'll be another one tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that............
it never ends.
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