i've been asked to vacate another office at the cracker factory! if it wasn't so funny it'd be sad. this time the person moving into my office already has a really nice office so now she's going to have 2 offices! a regular yertle the turtle of the cracker factory. oh well, so it goes. revenge is a dish best served cold.
i'm quite looking forward to the football games this weekend. in my opinion, this should be the best weekend of the season for football. four excellent games and the nfl hype machine hasn't yet kicked into high gear. for years i bashed the seahawks, always calling them the shithawks and taking every opportunity to insult paul allen. he's the prick who owns ticket master. i might dislike ticket master more than i dislike cops. but back to the seahawks. when pete carrol became the head coach, i became a fan of the team. the guy is incredible, in his sixties but has the energy of a 30 year old and always seems to be boosting his player's morale. shit, if he was my boss i might even show up on time and not leave early. good thing he's not my boss.
here's the latest gimmick, cbc music. rather than a youtube video click on THIS FECKING BEAUTY and experience the canadian broadcasting corporation in all it's gory!
i love you sons of bitches!
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Billy, mate, I'm not been funny here, my friend, but do you not sometimes get the feeling that somebody at the Cracker Factory might be trying to drop you a subtle hint? Used to happen to me quite a lot, when I worked! :-P
Nah, seriously, mate, good, honest, hard workers are hard to find these days. The company may go under fraud investigation without the presence of an honest bloke on their books!
Can't comment about American soccer because it ain't like 'The Beautiful Game'. Have noticed that those 'Mamby Pamby' boys sure do wear a load of padding, though! :-P Wonder what they'd be like against our rugby union and rugby league lads? :-P
Again, I've discovered some more 'virgin' [to me, that is!] music that sounds fairly decent. Cheers, my main man!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & peaceful Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
Make sure you leave a lovely parting gift for the new owner of your office. I will be rooting against the Seahawks all the way. They are in the same division as my favorite team so I can't root for them. Sorry BP but I'm looking forward to this weekend's games as well. Have a good one buddy.
steve, i'm the victim of an unwarranted and undeserved "fuck you".
are my feelings hurt? no.
is my confidence weakened? no.
is my resolve faltering? no.
will i remember this slight? yes.
mr shife - your a stronger man than i gunga din. i can't escape the gravitational pull of pete carrol's charisma.
What's all this nonsense? Football?
Who gives a shit?
Keep pounding!
So Canadians play American football too? That's a good enough reason to merge into one country called Namerica. No one is important enough to deserve two offices.
thims - i sort of give a shit. the great northwest needs a little respect and pete's the man to deliver.
bob - lynch will keep pounding until old rob ryan gets a haircut.
gb - the tribes aren't ready to merge. we have a standing offer from china.
I'll take Saints and under.
pilgrim, you're giving up 9?
i'm with you on the under harry. hawks have a great defense and a sputtering offense.
if your weather is anything like ours today it's gonna be a wet slippery field.
Great new Norah Jones song.
Buh-bye Percy Harvin.
things are looking pretty good for percy and the boys but i'm not going to count my chickens before they're hatched.
The under is looking good but gog DAMN; Saints need to at least cover.
YES!
bye bye drew.
i think i won $10.
PED FUCKERS.
Even though I think football is really fucking stupid it does my heart good to see the Seacooks beat the fuck out of New Orleans.
On the down side, Cher died last night. RIP...
CBC Music looks kind of like a cross between YouTube and Wikipedia, interesting.
She did? Why don't I see that headline anywhere?
We won't see a headline anywhere when you die either, and I'm sure she had nicer tits than you do. Get the fuck over yourself and suck my cock.
norah jones new song sucked. but at least you didn't rick roll me.
Listen D-bag, you said Cher died. I'm thinking that would be headline fucking news, and btw she had fake tits. Now fuck you.
You wouldn't have made a pimple on one of her natural tits. You cunt, can't you at least show a little respect for the lost of a friend? Not that any of us will give a fuck when you die and get off the internut.
Note to everyone, the one from New Orleans with the ittie bitti titties does not want to suck any of your cocks. Nothing new to see here, move along now.
Note to everyone, the one from New Orleans with the ittie bitti titties does not want to suck any of your cocks. Nothing new to see here, move along now.
Are you drunk? Since when were you a friend of Cher's? Although I guess it makes sense. She mated with Sonny, after all.
Fake tits, though. Seriously. At least 5 different sets over the years.
And she ain't dead! Quit hitting the Schnapps and call it a night, old man.
You stupid fucking cunt, I'm talking about a local Cher. I've posted pictures on her in the past.
The cunt won’t care when Harry dies either, why? Because she is a cunt.
And the stupid cunt thinks I have been drinking a lot. I don't drink much when I'm sick.
Well how would I know, ya dick?! You're too much of a pussy to let me see your blog.
And I happen to like Harry.
Asshole.
You can't visit my blog because you won't keep your fucking mouth shut and always insult me.
Once a cunt always a cunt.
*poof*
for the record, bbc has lost his king status until he apologizes for the nasty thing he said to me.
the over/under for his apology is 38 days.
It is good to not be a king to a bunch of fucking idiots..
Carry on.
did someone just call me an idiot?
maybe it's time to fill the vacancy with a queen.
Speaking of queens, where's George?
Billy, mate, you two-faced cunt.:-P Are you and Leslie hitting/getting it off? I thought that I'd already 'bagged' her as being my next interesting experimental sexual exploit, my friend! :-P
She's hanging around and biting my ankles more than Pebble! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Day/Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS And through yours truly, Billy, I hope that you'll accept Bill's most humble & sincere apology. He emailed me earlier to say that he had neither the bottle nor bollocks to do so to _your_ good self. _himself! Therefore, I unfortunately became embroiled in your equally sad and heart-breaking lover's tiff! :-P
Ciao!
thims - kayfabe?
steve - gosh, mr cook emailed you an apology to be delivered to me!
ah fuck, i twisted my ankle falling off the turnip truck.
Billy, my friend, well, if the truth be known, no, Bill didn't. However, I thought that by trying to get you two fellas back on speaking terms, not-to-mention, back on bed-sharing terms, I thought that the gamble may pay off!
I'm sure that Bill'll eventually stop playing with that dick of his for long enough to realise that all you both need to do is to apologise to each other! :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry Night'!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve [AKA Vincent]...
ok farmer, i apologize to bbc for placing him in a situation he was ill equipped to deal with.
i claim the high ground.
Does this mean I can't get take the "over"?
hugh - if you're willing to accept the crown and become our king, you can take whatever tickles your fancy.
pilgrim, I'm flattered by your offer but all I wanted was a large piece of that over action.
I see I'm going to have to fire that moron transcriptionist of mine; "get take"? WTF?
the position comes with a journeyman transcriptionist.
Bill, mate, you fuckin' grandiose motherfucker, are you implying that _I_ too am an idiot, my friend? If this is the case, then I'm deeply saddened, amigo! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
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