the position of monarch, king or queen, is currently vacant at enjoy the moment. anyone interested in the position should forward their c.v. to me by 16:00 PST, Jan 20. the workload is very light and remuneration will based upon the winner's ability to fleece the flock.
what have i learned these past few days whilst agonizing over the decision to re-staff the position?
"If you take a dog in, feed it, keep it warm, and take care of it, it will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dog and man."
now for the important stuff. it seems the CHRISTIANS ARE HUNGRY IN BANGUI. there doesn't seem to be a lot of publicity on this little adventure in the western press. the question i have to ask myself is; what would happen if a muslim ate a christian? i suspect we'd hear a lot more about it and some of the more entrepreneurial christian leaders would quickly begin fundraising to combat the problem. christians eating muslims, if that isn't nice, what is?
another lovely song i heard on cbc music and possibly a contender for the year end awards.
day 3 without an apology
i love you sons of bitches.
20 comments:
I don't think muslims will eat Christians because human flesh isn't halal for them. It would be like eating pork.
excellent point gb, it's pretty hard to out stupid a christian.
May as well eat them, no point in monkey meat going to waste.
I mean, they may as well eat each other, it would provide some nourishment for those in hungry countries and pretty much solve the problem of what to do with the bodies.
"Hey, here is a fresh kill, who wants the cock?"
wu's pigs.
I nominate Billy P for king.
BBC, you were dethroned. Therefore I don't believe you get a vote.
I'm good with that, it has nothing to do with my nomination.
What part of a fucked democracy don't you understand?
"Monarchy" is the word you want.
leslie - you might make an excellent queen of hearts. off with someone's head......
Billy, I seriously think that you should consider crowning a Queen, rather than another King. No, not me, just because I made a jokey fuckin' comment about being a transsexual, Prince Charming, but those two larger-than-life, not-to-mention, real-life, delightfully wonderful and beauteous contenders that reside and squat on your blogging abode, none-other than the vivacious, 'Aquarian' & the equally vivacious and wild-heartedly, insatiable vixen, 'The Lovely Leslie'. Perhaps I'm being slightly biased here, due to the fact that I've had numerous intimate encounters with both [no, Billy, mate, not 'Close Encounters Of The Fourth Kind', nor, come to think of it, close encounters of the third or second kind], which, my friend, personal discretion informs me are are best kept a closely guarded secret, and as such, a matter of such sexual intensity will remain and go unmentioned.
I'm also sure that the outgoing King, Bill, will be more than happy to second and sanction this suggestion, Billy.
With regard to the more serious matter of cannibalism, i.e. that of Christians cannibals eating Muslim cannibals in Bangui, word has it that this was sanctioned by The Pope, and resultantly, The Vatican are due to issue a full statement of unequivocal approval some time during the course of tomorrow, that's according to news sources that I've just been reading. Anyway, whilst on the subject of cannibalism, I just thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and post a short, shitty, cannibalistic joke - one which goes something like this: Q] What's a definition of trust? A] Two cannibals in a 69! And finally, a joke for your beloved bed-partner and kinky 'Kong' King, Bill: Q] What do you call a 70-year-old bloke who wanks [masturbates] every day? A] Miracle whip.
And as for the luscious chic with the ukulele, the big tits and the wonderful voice, again, Billy, my friend, she's unknown to me. How long that'll remain so, depends upon herself, but thanks for enlightening me, mate.
To You & Yours, I Wish You & Yours a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
PS Bill, if you're reading this, mate, then your pride's not such a _bad_ thing to swallow! Beats swallowing some of the other things that've caused me to puke my guts up, especially when I heard what it was that you ingested! :-P
Ciao,
Steve...
Steve, you are just plain weird.
As for Leslie, she is already the queen of cunts, and I wasn't looking for another word.
steve - i think bill is on a masturbatical, a 12 hour masturbatical.
your elegant comment has me so awestruck i'm lost for words. i can only imagine the wonderful movies playing in your mind and hope that one day i'll be able to divorce myself from reality as only you can do.
Oh, good to know.
I will now decline my invitation to a Central African Republic roast of myself.
tex - i've watched jungle gold the last 2 seasons and that made me think twice about going to africa. i'm a sucker for these gold mining reality shows.
I come to your blog for a good chuckle and I end up getting some knowledge. Thanks for the info about Christians eating Muslims. I had no idea. What a strange world we live in. Enjoyed it, BP. Take care.
Sorry Billy I have scruples and I don't know how to use those sheep shearing scissors.
Movie trivia, what actress said, "They brought him in on a stretcher, he looked like he was almost dead but he still looked at my tits."
Yo, Bill, you cunt. _You_ have the nerve to call me _weird_, mate? That's almost as bad as calling my fuckin' name when you're having a wank! Dirty fuckin' pervert! :-P
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
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