due to a dearth of suitable candidates, the position of king will remain vacant for the immediate future. enjoy the moment is purely a non-profit, benevolent endeavor so engaging a high priced head hunting firm was out of the question and not worth bringing to the board of the rosewater foundation. eliot is a busy man these days and his time is better spent working directly with the afflicted rather than being bogged down with my petty administrative headaches.
as a result of all this i convinced an old friend to fill the void. it is with great pleasure that i announce the titular figurehead of enjoy the moment is none other than my old friend, prince leo myshkin. if you can't find a king, grab the best prince available and there are very, very few men of title more qualified to represent a benevolent organization than prince leo myshkin. leo is perhaps the most endearing, translucent, and christ-like person i've ever met. what does this mean? you better don't fuck with leo or pilgrim will get madder than a two headed turtle with only one worm.
one more thing that brought a smile to my face: POLICE CHIEF ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS SELF AT GUN SHOP. have i ever mentioned i don't like cops?
please take a deep breath and enjoy the moment. it doesn't cost very much and it lasts a long time.
i love you sons of bitches
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I'm relieved, I never asked to be designated king anyway, only a damn fool would want to be the leader of a bunch of fucking monkeys.
I'm a spiritualist, spirit may not be what most think it is.
Billy, and Prince Leo goes around calling people liars. He's fuck-all but a 'mamby, fuckin' pamby'! :-P
Fuck the Prince & reinstate a man amongst men, The King!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve Van Gogh
Billy, have _I_ ever mentioned that I _don't_ like Princes - especially Prince Charmings? :-P
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Now, Fuck Off & Stay Lucky! :-P
Peace,
Steve Van Gogh...
have i ever asked what is the point of the underscores?
I have no idea what an underscore is because I simply don't give a fuck.
" we got the pots ON, and the gas on HIGH "
Vincent
Prince Myshkin? I've read the book but I haven't seen the movie, so I may not be qualified to comment. Are you going to put up a picture of the dude?
Dear Leader...
Hail the new King
Hurrah, long live the (new) Idiot!
you got it harry, idiots r us.
gb - i haven't seen the movie either. i've been tempted but have resisted temptation. wouldn't want to ruin the little film snippets in my mind.
thims - rodman says hi.
Wait, did you say TITular head?
I guess Myshkin ain't so idiotic after all.
Long live King Titular Head Myshkin!
USA ! USA ! USA !
It sort of amuses me that the weed bowl will be played in a slummy industrial area of new jersey instead of one of the respective teams states. How they make these decisions is beyond my comprehension but I suppose the hookers there will love the game being there.
BBC you are so ridiculous and uninformed. Just shut your fucking trap.
Secaucus is not slummy and industrial. It's gross, yes (malls and Olive Gardens), but certainly not smokestacks and projects.
As for "industrial", most of Northern NJ is a toxic nightmare, but it's not Three Mile Island. That would be Kearny, and it's at least 3 miles away from Metlife Stadium. And that's where the hookers are. And you can't afford them.
Look here, dumbass.
GO HOOKERS !!!
Go Bronco!
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You dumb bitch, by our standards it is a slummy industrial area and you will not change our minds.
Even the farming areas in the southern part of the state are going to hell.
I see pilgrims compatriot buddy "The Beebs" had a little car trouble down in Miami Beach early this morning.
We don't get much for movie stars here anymore since John Wayne stopped coming here. I'm thankful for that, today's stars are a pain in the ass.
LOL "our standards". You live in a lean-to and shit in your yard and you want to discuss standards?
I'm not trying to change your mind, I'm just telling you you're uninformed. I agree it's a stupid choice for the Superbowl, but mainly because the stadium has no roof and it's freezing out.
I'm just thankful the fucking game isn't being played here.
At least those cocksuckers won't be wrecking my lean to.
Why don't you read the Wikipedia page on Secaucus before you say one more dumb thing.
Putting lipstick on a pig still makes it a pig.
I see you did not heed my advice.
Speaking of pigs, Chris Christie has to top the list in New Jersey; what a rat dick rat bastard he is.
Not a bad actor though.
Something else I’m thankful for, Leslie lives there instead of here, I have many things to be thankful for. I guess someone has to love that state and its fat fuck of a governor, we damn sure don’t want them all moving here.
As Tonto asked the Lone Ranger, " just who is this ' WE ' Kimosabe?
I watched parts of his State of the State speech and he looks like he sweated off a few lbs.
Unlike some people I like seeing a big fat guy getting his.
What I can't abide is a rat ass bully throwing his weight around. I hope the people of the state of N.J. bring him to account themselves without the fed interfering and fucking up the prosecution as they are wont to due.
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Damn auto correct
The lady that runs the gods are bored blog lives in N.J. and she doesn’t like her fat fuck of a governor either. The only interesting places I saw when there were the tittie bars. Even in the farming areas most of them don’t speak english, or pretend not to.
You are mentally ill. How do you make the jump from me telling you the football stadium isn't in a ghetto to me loving the local government?
I reside in New Orleans. I have a job that makes it necessary to travel north monthly. Do you know that word? J-O-B?
Fool.
excellent observations harry. yes, the my boy the biebs is in a bit of trouble again. the poor kid's just trying to spread the wealth and have a bit of fun.
as for christie, he's rode the coattails of ralph kramden long enough. it's time for dear old chris to fade away.
myshkin only has one flaw and it can be fatal. he is naive beyond belief but that only adds to the incredible empathy he feels.
long live prince leo!
I worked hard all my working days, cunt. And now I'm enjoying retirement.
Not my problem if you live and work in two areas I think are shit. I would rather be on the river walk in San Antonio.
i heard some guy on the radio saying there's going to be weather so cold that the game might be cancelled.
the shithawks are a rain team, not a snow team.
At least Jimmy Hoffa ought to have a good view of the game huh?
They have the governor they deserve.
For someone that claims to work she sure has a lot of time to fuck around on the internut, I didn’t when I was working. If I was to leave here I would go to some remote area in Utah, off the grid and internut would be fine with me, I’d do more fishing. But the quite parts of L.A. is nice this time of year also, it’s like eighty degrees there.
A Lamborghini is a pecker extension, a young kid shouldn’t need one of those yet.
Frank said there won't be no fucking cancellation.
Capische ?
BBC, the internet did not exist when you were working.
Lamborghinis are also farm tractors.
He got pissed at Enzo and decided to produce his own exoticar.
Ahh, Che Bella Machina.
She is so full of shit, the internut has been around for years and except for some part time jobs I've only been retired for eight years.
nobody can drive a lamborghini like the biebs. pot, beer and cough syrup, the canadian cocktail of choice.
harry, can you spell that car without looking it up?
I don't have to look it up, I just copy/paste it.
pilgrim - sure thing, - T-H-A-T C-A-R.
Try an Isotta Fraschini or an Hispano Suiza.
Maybe an Intermeccanica whole you're at it.
Shit, never even heard of an Intermeccanica before, Harry sure knows his cars.
Nah, not really, not compared to a real serious car nut.
Ah, you know dose dagos, every other one with some brazing rod and a scrap pile builds a racing car.
I just like the Italian jobs the most.
Having by choice spent much of my life in small podunk towns in the west I haven’t had much exposure to wop cars. This is Ford country, on a quite night you can hear a Chevrolet rust.
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