my friend's pitbull died. ginger was 12 years old, the same age as ruby and just as arthritic as ruby. to know jimmy and ginger was to love them. jimmy had never owned a dog until his irresponsible son came home with a pitbull and quickly lost interest in the dog leaving jimmy to pick up the pieces. for the first few weeks ginger drove jimmy crazy but then she won him over and a long love affair began.
jimmy was a techie at the cracker factory but he didn't really have a great work ethic. he was about 5 foot 10 inches tall and weighed about 350 pounds and most of that weight came from drinking beer. jimmy was poor until his mother in law died and left his wife a good chunk of money. the first thing jimmy did was quit the cracker factory and buy a house with a swimming pool. jimmy would drink beer on an air mattress in the pool while ginger laid on the edge of the pool and would take a dip when she felt like cooling off. jimmy had a shitty little car but once he came into money he went and bought a crown victoria for him and ginger. everywhere jimmy went, ginger was sure to follow. most people at the cracker factory thought jimmy was a deadbeat but i always thought he had style. jimmy's cup was always half full.
jimmy has been in mourning for the past month and broke down a few times when i called him yesterday. his wife did most of the work looking after ginger's physical needs while jimmy looked after her spiritual needs and now she won't let jimmy get another dog. before we adopted ruby i had nothing good to say about pitbulls, thinking they were vicious lunatics that did nothing but cause trouble but like jimmy, my heart was won over by an orphaned pitbull.
goodbye ginger, you will not be forgotten as long as jimmy draws breath.
i love you sons of bitches.
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I hate to say it, but losing a good dog can be worse than losing a human.
I don't know Jimmy, but a guy that treats his dog well and likes beer is okay in my book.
There was a Twilight Zone -
A guy dies and is met on the other side by his dog that had died years earlier.
They walk along and meet a guy that says "Congratulations, you've made it to heaven, come on in, but no dogs allowed."
He thinks about it and says
"No thanks, if my dog's not allowed, I don't want to go there."
They walk some more and come to another place, A guy says "Congratulations, you've made it to heaven."
He asks if his dog is allowed in. "Of course he is!"
So they go in and he asks about the place that didn't allow dogs.
"What was that place?"
"Oh, that was hell."
I'm just glad the dog had an owner who loved her and treated her well. The only cats who can love like dogs are lions - pride animals and pack animals are cut from the same cloth.
yeah, there's a few dogs waiting for me in heaven. i told them to stake a nice spot by salamasond. the water is warm and there's plenty to eat.
gb - and cats can't guard a house for sour apples. i like having ruby answer the door when i'm getting mellow in the evening.
Billy, I've got to admit that that was quite an emotional, yet quite thoughtful and well put together tribute to Ginger and your mate, Jimmy, my friend. Personally, when we [an ex-partner and yours truly] lost our Border Collie [Sheep-dog], Meg [aged 14], around 20 years ago, it broke our hearts. I naturally went on a massive drinking binge to try and blot-out the heartbreak. Animals, especially dogs are like people [especially women], mate, they enter your lives, you fall in love with them, then they die, or disappear, leaving you heartbroken. Pebble's around 10-month-old, now. If she lives to a Yorkie's average lifespan [12-17 years], then I'll be 63 or 68 [if I'm still around] when she passes on, that's barring any unnatural occurrences.
To Ginger & Jimmy, my friend, I pass on my sincere condolences.
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful 'Starry' Night!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
if there truly was a benevolent god, dogs and humans would have the same life expectancy and priests would be the fuckees rather than the fuckers.
An excellent tribute, BP. Jimmy sounds like a great guy and I'm really sorry for his loss. Take care.
I thought this would be an ode to Leslie.
I wouldn't mind having another dog like Lady..
mr shife - thank you for you continued support.
thims - does leslie really exist or is she some sort of cyber nuisance you've created?
bill - great idea. dump the cats and romantic comedies and get a dog.
pilgrimski -
A female " pit " was the sweetest dog I've ever seen.
Bastard should have made sure she couldn't follow him.
I hate diggin' graves for dogs.
Does the third mention of the name Leslie conjur the lovely presence?
We shall see.
Or bring forth scorn and peanuts from the gallery?
pilgrim makes a very valid point at 4:06 PM.
Maybe the priests could even be the fuckees for the dogies ?
Just trying to be helpful.
the king's might mind is channeling leslie while he jerks off at this very moment. then he'll dip his prick in the icy urinal to cool off.
Thanks pilgrim, I'm choking here.
I was going to write earlier if the dick feels like its burning it's past time to get to the clinic for that penicillin even if we are living in a post antibiotic world.
But I guess he's just rubbed the little guy raw.
Why in the hell would I think about Leslie? I find it most enjoyable here without her.
She's sure to show up now.
And it'll be all Crustys doing; WTG.
Boy, I think blowing out the desktop just raised the local particulate level. But it is a lot quieter now.
yer right harry, he should give the little guy a rest.
it's goddamn well snowing here! they're talking about a big dump tomorrow and we're having that stupid outdoor hockey game tomorrow afternoon.
pilgrim, I think he went back this afternoon for seconds.
Better you than us pilgrim, we don't want that white trash down heah, heah?
Looks like the Penguins are playing outside tonight in Pittsburg?
our hockey team is falling apart faster than... (insert item you want to insult here)
Than a milk- liveried, mackerel snapping wiennie pinching coc loving catlick cardinal sucks off the newest polish(irish/italian/spainish alter boys.
Did I win ?
Harry,
You are a poet. I have things to learn from you.
Brother Mark
the poet from oz.
Awe, shucks fellers, twernt nothin'.
I gots me a special method, tried and true.
I takes one werd from row A, then another from row 2,
slaps on another from row 3 and presto, yer talkin'
shit and slappin' the hoors.
You want poetry?
Now THIS is poetry
the king's mighty mind is channeling leslie while he jerks off at this very moment. then he'll dip his prick in the icy urinal to cool off.
,!!!!!!!
Take a bow pilgrim, you're the maestro.
thanks harry, ya taught me everything i know. well, almost everything. there was a young native girl in the arctic who taught me a few things.
I think what you're trying to say is, I taught you everything I know and you still don't know anything.
Wait, what?
i need a new gimmick.
You had a gimmick?
You've got to bring back ALTF.
that's why i need a new gimmick, to lure her back.
i guess the king lost his luster in her eyes.
Well, I posted a pinup girl for Harry to lust over....
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