some stories seem to be just too good to be true and THIS IS CERTAINLY ONE OF THEM! in this age of electronic gizmos and cell phones it seems a shame that no one was able to make a video of the incident. who knew a snake that's been dead for 20 minutes could still kill the prick who killed it!
a few posts ago i was raving about the fabulous x files episode titled "the unnatural". after watching several great episodes i must say that i was slightly disappointed in the episodes titled "biogenisis / the sixth extinction." what should have been a totally excellent story was ruined by the way it was wrapped up in a few minutes. it had some great moments and the premise behind the story was very strong but the ending let me down. luckily in the age of wikipedia i was able to read a few synopses (i had to look up that plural) to connect the dots. i was thinking, shit i must have been too medicated and missed some important aspects of the plot but no, i was lucid and the plot had more holes than swiss cheese at the end. there were some excellent scenes with mulder in christ-like positions of crucifixion. i had planned on watching all of season 7 but it might be time to give it a rest.
i love you sons of bitches.
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When I lived in Arizona I enjoyed beating the fuck out of rattle snakes with a tire iron.
But I suppose that isn't a hobby everyone should take up.
Not many snakes in North Idaho. Now Spider is more of threat...thanks to globe trade.
yeah, i remember going fishing around kamloops and hearing lots of rattlesnakes as we walked along a trail. if it wasn't for the alcohol, i would have turned around left pronto.
You didn't have a tire iron with you?
"if it wasn't for the alcohol, i would have turned around left pronto."
What is with the comma in that sentence?
a comma in time saves nine.
Crucifixion positions? I thought The X-files was a futuristic sci-fi show. Whatever happened to that redhead actress? I think she was English, wasn't she?
HUNGRY ??
gb - they say these episodes were partially based upon the last temptation of christ. i recently read that scully really liked other women.
Did you catch the pix of that snake killed over my way on Facebook? Anyway, I've bee rewatching X-Files on Chiller and the Toombs episodes remain among my favorites. I am far less entranced by their "mythology" stuff, unlike say, Supernatural, whose mythology is great and crystal clear.
I don't think I'd want to eat snake.
They have plenty of rattlesnake hunts in Oklahoma, I think those guys and gals are crazy.
Yeah, Supernatural kind of filled the void that X-Files left when it went off the air.
I skinned the snakes I beat the shit out of but was too chicken shit to try eating one.
bob - yes, i saw the snake. it was one big son of a bitch. but bbc could probably still kill it with a tire iron.
tex - i suspect i've eaten snake, cat and who knows what else at asian restaurants without knowing it.
bbc - i can't imagine you being chicken about anything. you're the toughest old son of a bitch i know.
Howdy BP. You sure are making me want to break out the X-Files DVDs and rematch them. Maybe it's time for Kyle to learn that the truth is out there. Hope all is well and you have a great weekend.
Yeah. Torturing snakes is always the sign of toughness. And not Freudian at all.
It excited Marie and then she would fuck me. We are not all the saint that you are.
Of course it did!
Christ, you're stupid.
Yeah, I'm stupid, and why aren't you busy sucking Harry's cock?
Where can I git me a woman like that?
BTW how many teeth was she missing? Toothless redneck chicks are hot.
Toothless redneck chicks are hot !!!!
Right? Especially the ones who get turned on watching small men beat up small creatures. Not with their bare hands. With a tire iron. T-R-A-S-H, BBC. You are worthless, rotten garbage.
You type pretty well with one hand.
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I, for one, don't wish to read about your creepy hick sex life from years gone by. You're old. It's over. You're repulsive. In your next life you'll be a garden slug or a deer tick or a booger.
No one makes you read what I write.
I suspect the TV shows (at least some) are written by a group who just did a few lines of cocaine and can't quite come up with an ending.
howdy mr shife. yes, dust off those x files dvd's and let the magic begin.
leslie - in the king's defense, those fucking rattlesnakes aren't defenseless.
demur - we're living in the golden age of television. entertainment wise, life is good.
Damn near everyone that lives in rattle snake country kills them, they are sneaky bastards. Marie had horses and didn't want them getting bit.
I never packed a gun back then but I had a tire iron or shovel handy.
I fucking LOVE spiders, they keep my home roach & ant-free.
That being said, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck SNAKES, poisonous or non. SOBs are like scorpions: Get 'em in your home & you can't get em out without burnin the fucker down!
king - i remember all the old westerns where the cowboys quick draw and shoot snakes. they must have been real good marksmen.
galt - we have big spiders up here. they keep my yard rat free. a good sized rat can keep a family of 6 spiders fed for a month.
If it is in a movie it must be true.
Went to another celebration of life party yesterday, we are dropping off like flies here, for the potluck Heather (an injun) brought moose meatloaf, it was good.
The witch can now bitch about us killing moose.
Killing and eating is different from slowly beating a snake to death as foreplay for some mental patient lowly and desperate enough to have sex with you.
Rattle snakes don’t generally stalk humans but if one was stalking Leslie I would leave it alone so it could.
And killing for eating isn't always done quickly either.
Sometimes a rattle snake will become deranged, like Leslie, and stalk a human.
When I go to Texas this fall maybe they will be having a rattlesnake feed and I’ll try some. I don’t care how much a rattle snake suffers before it dies, any more than it cares how much I suffer, it’s a motherfucking rattle snake.
What about how much I suffer before you die
I could care less how much you suffer, the longer the better.
happy labor day leslie. i hope your labor didn't last too long.
And it is Labour Day in Canada, have a great day.
i bought a bag of fresh, new crop apples that are hard as a rock.
that's why you spend money on dental work. so you bite into those tasty sons of bitches!
I like my apples in pie, or blended into a smoothie, sometimes with a shot of schnapps.
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