Thursday, November 20, 2014

crackers

after 6 months on the shelf for medical reasons, i returned to the cracker factory this week and it was such an auspicious occasion, management decided to film it for training purposes:

THE RETURN OF A LOST AND CONFUSED PILGRIM

the sons of bitches disabled embedding. but as i said several times this week, who gives a shit.

i love you sons of bitches and thank you for your support.

24 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

There are a lot of crazy-eyed dudes in Deadwood and I'm glad you're well enough to rejoin them. L'chaim!

billy pilgrim said...

thanks gb, i have a lot of l'chaim left in me.

texlahoma said...

Glad to see you Back in the Saddle Again!
http://youtu.be/uIPS4LyveJs

Marja said...

Sorry to hear that Send you lots of healing thoughts :)

BBC said...

You did not return to any cracker factory, how long has your posts been fiction?

Dixie@dcrelief said...

I loved the film clip - facial expressions convey a lot of shit that our words don't touch.
Forgive me for not knowing what you're going through or have experienced. The only thing I've learned is - when I choose to stand near a cliff - it's more fun to have a hang glider. The hardest decision becomes: what color?

Thank you very much for your visits to my bloghome. Frank Sinatra was added this week for you on the Thursday wrap-up. (Of course I had to bribe Teddy!)

And it's always my pleasure to visit you... you always 'gots' some fun stuff!

billy pilgrim said...

thanks tex - i'm back in the saddle but it's going to be a short ride.

marja - thanks for your healing thoughts but don't worry about me. i have an excellent guardian angel.

dixie - if you haven't watched the whole deadwood series, you're in for a treat. (i hope colorful language doesn't offend you)

billy pilgrim said...

bbc - you have a very bad case of charisma envy. i warned you:

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. but don't give up, one day you might find a lesser person than yourself.

you're a tired old man and i understand that many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. so i forgive you your sins.

BBC said...

Hey !! I've done plenty of fussing over the years about not having a mate, or at least a fuck buddy, but I'm far from lonely, have too many friends for that to happen.

billy pilgrim said...

yeah but you have fatigue and constipation.

BBC said...

Hey, my shit system has been working good, pay attention. And I still have more energy than many my age.

Mr. Shife said...

Welcome back, BP. Hope it goes well.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Colorful language offend me? No - I'm an artist!

billy pilgrim said...

bbc - i'll try my best to keep up with your bowel movements but don't get mad if i miss a few.

mr shife - call me kotter.

dixie - i finally have an ethereal reader so i don't want to lose you.

BBC said...

COCKSUCKER..

peppylady (Dora) said...

I thought you were retired. I've never worked in factory. People I talk to they either like it or hate it. I guess lot of jobs are that way.

I've never seen "Dead Wood" I'm going to see if our local library carries it.

Coffee is on

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Hi Billy. If you do Thanksgiving, I hope it's a good day for you!

Doc Teri said...

Clearly I've missed a lot in my absence

thimscool said...

Lost your appetite?

BBC said...

I expected to see a new post here when I got back to the cave.

Dixie@dcrelief said...

Happy December! :P

thimscool said...

You OK, Pilgrim.

This is why we use the buddy system.

BBC said...

I can never figure out if he is having problems or just screwing with us, but I hope he is okay.

McRaven said...

I keep wearing jeans to work in hopes they will walk me to the door. Nine months to retirement.