a wiser man than i once remarked, two heads are better than one.
keeping that in mind i headed to the shop where i had recently purchased 12 jugs. when i purchased the 12 jugs i asked the man to call me if he received a large viking character jug. sure enough, he called and told me that i was the luckiest man in the world because he was able to track down and acquire a large viking. lucky me.
of course it turned out to be like eating lays potato chips; betcha can't buy just one. what sane and rational man could pass up the opportunity to acquire a matched set of don quixote and sancho panza? not me.
yes, i now have 3 don quixotes (2 large and 1 small), 2 vikings and 2 sancho panzas. the custer jug is actually a double header. on the other side of the jug is a stunningly beautiful face of that famous dirt worshipper, sitting bull. another jug to keep me company whilst watching deadwood. it's difficult to accurately describe how much the lovely mrs myshkin's respect for me has soared since i began collecting jugs.
i love you sons of bitches.
19 comments:
Wait... these jugs are a marital aid?
did I detect a slight hint of sarcasm in that last sentence? where are you getting these mugs..they are so cool..I love the viking ones.
So it isn't true that jugs are best in pairs then? :) Is that beardless sea dog supposed to be Long John Silver? He's definitely got the most impressive chin on view.
It seems too me that only the insane with too much money would buy all that shit.
thims - there is nothing these jugs can't do.
js - you can buy tons of them on ebay. they cost a bit more in a shop but you know what you're getting.
gb - yup, that's long john silver. i bought it because the handle felt perfect in my hand. the jugs all have different handles that have some sort of connection to the character.
king - you spend more money on smokes and cheap booze than i spend on jugs.
Unless one a melon head. Hope your day is going good.
Buy the f'in dip!
Billy Pilgrim:
If you get a chance sometime, it would be interesting to see the various Don Quixote mugs side-by-side to compare the similarities and differences. Same for the Sancho mugs.
I hope your wife is not TOO frustrated with your growing collection. I do have to agree that they are pretty damn cool, IMO.
PipeTobacco
On the bright side the Ripper won't be interested in eating them.
dora - all my days are good. that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
thims - i'm an eternal optimist so everyday is a good day to buy.
pipe - the quixote jugs are very similar but the sancho jugs are painted quite differently. they're all hand painted so there can be quite a variance in color etc.
king - the rip doesn't eat, she destroys.
Skimpy black dresses, eh?
My fucking truck is stuck in 8 inches of mud, trees are trying to fall over on me, I'm having a fucking ball....
I like "Black Day In July" myself. I especially like the Motor City Madness bit!
Go Set A Watchman is set to be released on the 15th. I trust you lot will be buying a copy? Except you, BBC, you're excused on account of your abject vile geriatric and homeless general level of gross unletteredness.
do you think bbc could be trained to act as my squire?
he's good at fixing stuff but the lovely dulcenia might be put off if i show up with a toothless squire. after all, every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Teeth are a dime a dozen in the right market. Why I'll give you a dozen teeth for a mere oz of gold! You can send it with the other I'm expecting in return for the share of stock in my ditch digging business.
The teeth are unbroken, mostly free of decay, and they are unwashed after their extraction! My wife will be simply furious, of course; but it falls on me to take the long view.
I like your jugs, BP. Keep up the good work.
thims - i'd hate to think how much the insurance company has paid on my teeth. are your teeth wonderfully white? there's not much of a market for yellow teeth.
mr shife - me and rip, good work r us.
Like the pearly gates of VD herself?
How are your tomatoes doing this year? My new neighbors have a couple sick looking plants, this Texas dirt needs more good stuff in it, I told him to pee on them.
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