every once and a while i read a story that makes me smile.
THIS HAS ME SMILING LONG TIME
i certainly don't consider this to be a hate crime although i must confess, i hate bacon. i'm the only person in our family who hates bacon so maybe i'm really a jew or muslim who was kidnapped at birth and raised by infidels. or maybe not.
back to business. i never read the christian science monitor until recently. the name put me off. i considered it to be some sort of gimcrack religious propaganda. then a few months ago a google search landed me on a christian science article and it's been one of my favorite sources of news ever since. go figure.
i love you sons of bitches.
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"We thought seriously, and we thought, ‘You know, somebody doesn't like us,' " he told WMBF-TV news in Florence.
I don't fucking like them, anymore than I like fucking christians. But christians are harder to offend.
I like bacon as much as I like you, you son of a bitch.
The christian science monitor is okay if you sort out the stupid shit.
And some of the holy roller mags have some decent advice in them also.
I still haven't had a chance to ask one of them god lovers if she wants to have sex with god though.
If she does I'm open to letting my dick be gods dick for her, if she turns my crank that is.
I like bacon but don't eat much of it in winter. Though there's a potatoe soup recipe I just copied that calls for it to be sprinkled on top and I don't have any in the house. I guess I'll get some on the way home from Mass tomorrow.
I like Pat Condell's version better: "God bless atheism!"
Back when you didn't have to take out a friggin' second mortgage to buy some, bacon wasn't so bad a deal but lately it's following gasoline into the stratosphere.
How would you know if you like bacon? That stuff they call bacon in Canada isn't.
It could be a hate crime but I can't remember meeting anyone from that part of the south who could be that subtle and still hate something they haven't got the wit to understand.
billy - i think god can have sex from a distance of 5,0000,0000,000,000,000 light years.
charlene - i guess bacon sprinkles are ok.
ted - the problem with bacon is you lose at least half of it to sizzling gross grease.
mr wit - canadian back bacon is good but yer right it's not really bacon. watching the real bacon melt into a pool of grease make think of my arteries clogging up and shutting down. i guess eating bacon is a young man's game. if i'm gonna clog my arteries it's gonna be with ice cream and candy.
I'm not sure, but I think it's against the law not to eat bacon in Texas..a hanging offense if I'm not mistaken..Your more apt to draw unwanted attention to yourself by saying you don't like bacon in Texas then saying you just think Jesus is a nice guy. I'll pray for you..
lucky for you I already love you yousonsabitch..
but yellowdog, what if the bacon comes from one of wu's pigs? mayor farnum would frown upon that.
the problem with bacon is you lose at least half of it to sizzling gross grease.
But it makes damn good artery clogging grease bread. And is good for cooking lots of other cool shit that is trying to kill us.
Ah, you only THINK you don't like bacon, that stuff you have over there is only a poor imitation of what real bacon is all about - trust me! I think the guy puking at the end of the ship probably ate the wrong bacon, too..
What BBC said.
Your universal metric is, if it didn't come from pork belly, it ain't bacon.
I would never in my wildest imagination have thought of using bacon as a communication medium. Pork feels greasy and I don't like to touch it. Ick. When I say that I don't like to eat pork, Randy says
"That's not true. I'm a pig..."
That always makes me laugh.
You don't like bacon ?!? What in the HELL is wrong with you ?!?
oh kay..nooo one should be wu's pigs..ever..
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