500 years ago stephen hawking would have been tossed in jail for saying SOME GOD MAY NOT HAVE CREATED THE UNIVERSE
i have a question.
how many mulligans does organized religion get?
these are the guys who made galileo's life a living hell for having the temerity to say that the earth revolves around the sun. it took about 350 years but THE VATICAN ADMITS GALILEO WAS RIGHT.
when i was a kid we were told that god, heaven and the whole shebang lived on the clouds floating overhead. guess what, he's not there.
why am i rehashing all this stuff? because i'm bitter. no, i'm not bitter over priestly pedophilia or any other misdeeds of the church. i'm bitter because the church has set science back a few thousand years. if not for the feckin church and all their lovely inquisitions my medical issues would be treatable and a friend i just lost to cancer would most likely be alive right now. oh yeah, i'd probably have a space ship and be having lunch at a nice little cafe at the edge of universe.
i'm also bitter over tax subsidized religious bigotry and the like.
for personal reasons there is one man of god i have the utmost respect for:
i love you infidel sons of bitches
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Do you reckon a visit from intelligent aliens would kill off organised religion? I don't think the fundamentalists could handle a bombshell like that.
i think it might have been aliens that stuck us with religion. it's the biggest franchise racket on the planet.
the fundamentalists would shite themselves if they knew most of the donations are being funneled off to uranus.
pagan sonsabitches to you ...
dang..is ole Al not terrific?
Yes, they sure have held science back a lot. Science is nothing but god in evolution on this rock, those fucking idiots.
If it had been me on that balcony I would have pissed on that ignorant son of a bitch.
yellowdog - al is terrific and a half.
billy - where's your compassion? the reverend smith is nearing his death throes. religion may be evil but some of its practitioners are by and large decent.
billy - where's your compassion? the reverend smith is nearing his death throes. religion may be evil but some of its practitioners are by and large decent.
Decent fucking idiots. Where is my compassion? Well, I guess I'm not feeling any for them being as I'm busy pissing on them.
Say, can I borrow your wind machine?
I would suggest that you don't vacuum your stereo equipment out, but blow it out, with some damn good high pressure air.
My air compressor puts out a 120 psi and it works very good.
The fundamentalists would just get even worse. Saying that the Aliens were from the Devil and that any interaction with them would damn you to Hell and if they cured anyone's illnesses those people would become servants of evil and should be burned at the stake.
I think your just trying to get me to watch Deadwood.
I think the aliens are already here and preparing the people for their entrance. It's sure to be a blood bath no matter how benign they are.
Now come over to Face Book and be friends.
billy - i've come up with a plan for the stereo equipment, buy new stuff.
mr wit - i could make a cheap joke about marrying an alien or satan's sister but i'm far too mature to do that.
once you watch deadwood, you'll be spoiled and find everything else to be crap.
I know a man that thinks he's just an alien visiting here, but he's married to a monkey so that makes him a monkey fucking alien.
The more I read the Bible the less I believe what religion says about it.
I quit buying the "one true church" bullshit story decades ago!
I want one of them cool ass-fucking T-shirts the military guys are wearing that has "infidel" written on it in Arabic!!!
Proud 2 B a "heretic"!
Hawking says that given the existence of gravity, "the universe can and will create itself from nothing,"
Hawking is a dumb-ass, who does he think created gravity?
ted - i'd like a t-shirt with a dog taking a leak on the pope.
tex - that would be a point for you and old stephen to debate. it could be chicken and the egg situation. do black holes create gravity or does gravity create black holes?
I am so sorry to hear that you lost your friend. I don't blame you for being mad. It's terrible how things that can help people get blocked because some group of idiots think they have to force us to believe as they do. What happened to the rights of those who believe otherwise? Politics are just plain fucked up and when you add religion... it's a fuck up orgy.
ananda - someone ought to show the vatican where the bear shit in the bucket. it would make a nice target for iran.
Ha! I like that idea.
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