i few days ago i asked which deal would be done first.
the national hockey league's battle with the player's association or the fiscal cliff battle between the democrats or the battle of the sexes between mr cook and a few mysterious ladies.
one deal is done, that national hockey league has struck a deal with the player's association that should last 10 years. there is an opt out clause that can be invoked by either side after 8 years.
the fiscal cliff was averted but nothing was solved. the whole thing will play out again and again. so it goes.
the battle between mr cook and the ladies would appear to be over with mr cook deciding that his health was more important than continuing the battle. (i suspect this only a temporary truce)
what is my opinion on these three deals?
hockey deal; who gives a shit.
battle of the sexes; who gives a shit.
fiscal cliff; i might even give 2 shits.
my buddy conrad black penned AN INTERESTING COLUMN on the state of affairs in america with one very interesting point. for the first time in its history canada is gaining more immigrants from united states than we are losing to the united states. i'm guessing that the people coming to canada are probably better educated and more productive than the average american citizen.
as for the fiscal cliff, i found this interesting:
Fiscal Cliff put in perspective:
* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $38,500,000,000
Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:
* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts so far: $385
Got It?
i love you sons of bitches.
100 comments:
Canada is like paradise to a lot of Americans (including me); luckily for Canada, most of us want leave because we're too damned stubborn.
p.s. I was hoping we'd go over the cliff.
p.p.s. within ten minutes of me turning off the word verification over at my place, I had a dozen Anon comments on penis enhancement etc. I hate the annoying hard to figure out verification but I don't what else to do. Didn't Blogger at one time give you the option to disallow Anon comments?
Well, Paul Krugman will explain why the US is in a different position from a family if you can stomach reading his blog. Something like the debt is owed by the grandkids to grandpa, so it doesn't make the family as a whole poorer. Has William Shatner returned to Canada?
bob - like dylan said, don't go mistaking paradie for that home across the street. we have a very high personal debt level so if interest rates spike our housing market could collapse and look what that did to your country.
gb - i'm not a krugman fan or of any economist justifying debt. i heard a rumor that shatner was going to buy canada after his priceline success.
GB, Krugman is an idiot, notwithstanding his Nobel Prize (since apparently the committee that determines who gets the prize are also idiots.
It's more like I owe my granddad's favorite brothel a bunch of money because he spent it coke and whores. Krugman is apparently unconcerned about the disparity of income and does not seem to realize that "capital" could give a fuck about national borders and the looters that indebted our grand children like to shelter their treasonous treasure in the Barbados.
Economics is the most fucked up "science" there is and I have zero respect for economic "experts". When the revolution comes they will be the first ones thrown out of the air lock.
all economists seem to leave out the human factor and assume that decisions made by politicians will be logical rather than pandering to any special interest group large enough to have an effect on their re-election prospects.
look at the fat man from jersey expecting 60 billion to be rubber stamped and then crying bloody murder when he didn't get a blank cheque. and the most bizarre part was the support he got compared to the critcism boehner received for wanting to wait for the light of day before making a decision.
and the utter insanity of obama saying he's cutting the deficit by a trillion bucks rather than saying its increasing 5 trillion rather than 6 trillion.
and don't even get me started about their phoney baloney accounting of capitalizing rather than expensing bullshit pork barrel spending. of course our politicians do the same thing.
Our house hold budget sure isn't ran that way. But I'm an odd duck...I'm total clueless what my credit score is...Anyway credit way over rated.
Let just put in easy terms our monthly income is less then $1,000 we make all over bills and still have money left over.
But one can debate how the united states got in financial mess....I'll say “movie star president” but what to do about it...”It not going to be easy”
So do you Canadian really mine paying taxes?
Coffee is on
Yep. It's bad enough that issues like energy science or climate science are warped by politics, but the idea that economics ever had a chance of being a science is ludicrous.
Politics. Many ticks. Parasites.
Vancouverites singing in the Lower 9th Ward in a post that mentions Americans coming to Canada.
I get it.
"......for the first time in its history canada is gaining more immigrants from united states than we are losing to the united states. i'm guessing that the people coming to canada are probably better educated and more productive than the average american citizen......"
Careful, pilgrim, Montague's brother is rather 'crafty' with his use of statistics.
AND, your 'guess' as to the differencial economic efficacy of the immigrants versus the emigrants is a tad misinformed. Canada sends it's best and brightest, it's crème de la crème, to the great US of A, and in return, the US of A acts merely as a conduit to funnel all manner of filthy non-WASP heathens who lust after our free healthcare and generous social services - AND SNOW!
The swarthy morass of Niagara River/49th Parallel Wet-backs just can't get enough of it.
".......the battle of the sexes between mr cook and a few mysterious ladies......"
Only one 'fucking bitch' and I/we/she is not in the least mysterious. And where is the 'rife-with-buttons-fucking-bitches-like-to-push' Mr. Cook of late?
how soon you forget aquarian. we got cousin eddie!
randy quaid is the unofficial mayor of vancouver.
I know Leslie's mane of ginger atrocity affords her a resemblance to "Cousin It", but who is Cousin Eddie?
Is he with Brenda and are they popular steadies?
If "be kind" only applies to BBC, these are some fucked up rules.
Let's talk about who you resemble, ALTF.
I resemble truth.
I resemble beauty.
I am a goddess and
you are a cootie.
Will the following pass muster within the constraints of the new "Rules" regimen?
You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC.
Saturday noon and the Spirit’s low
Monkeyville is the place to go
Where they sell the cheap liquor, getting in the swing
You come in to avoid the sting
Toilets shouldn't be that cold
Day is young and the bitches bold
With a bit of cheap liquor, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a shit
And when you get to it...
You are the BBC, old and slow, only eighty-three
BBC, feel the threat from the pushed buttons
You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC
You're so poxy; a malady
Leave them burning when they must pee
Looking out for another, no bitches for you
You're in the mood for a shit
And when you get to it...
You are the BBC, old and slow, only eighty-three
BBC, feel the urge from the pushed buttons
You can shit; you can flush, having the time of your life
See that bitch; voice death threats, being the BBC
PS
If you don't like ABBA, you're a fag!
I"ve heard people from the United States is moving up to Canada. Here the thing I think is strange...People here bitch about living in socialize country and Canada is more socialize then the United States.
Coffee is on.
aqaurian - if this was softball the mercy rule would be called in your debate with mr cook.
peppy - we have a right wing federal government that is raising our retirement age to 67 for the federal pension. but don't have a lunatic tea party or organized religious zealots.
leslie - the be kind rule also applies to me. bbc and myself seem to be the only characters incapable of defending ourselves.
Does it not stand to reason that if BBC truly wished to be left alone he would stop writing his little attention-seeking pity party posts about how he is grossly misunderstood and maligned? Those of us around for awhile know exactly what his behavior has been. You reap what you sow.
All he's done now is resort to fighting like a girl by hiding behind shut-off comments and avoiding blogs where he will be duly sliced-n-diced. Silencing one's opponent by chickenshittery is not a truce.
Also, smoking, drinking, poor nutrition, and serious dental issues are the cause of his malaise, not global catastrophe or blog hijinx. He has simply found a better way to get more attention, and nicer attention. Very manipulative. Kudos, BBC! Ya fuck.
hahahahah..I love Aquarians love to fuck...I'm with her.
And you might find this interesting.
I am planning to visit Washington State this summer; for a visit.
I was thinking of wearing the following if and when I should meet any local 'bloggers'.
A well-worn pair of "jorts", white socks with my sandals, a "These Colors Don't Run" t-shirt, and an assault rifle.
Whadya think?
JACKIESUE said,
"......hahahahah..I love Aquarians love to fuck...I'm with her......"
You saucy minx!
I bet you say that to all the girls!
Leslie said,
".....Silencing one's opponent by chickenshittery is not a truce......"
BBC has no opponents. He has "Fucking Bitches", males who tolerate him and a bevy of women who want to 'fix' him.
Is this the t-shirt you have in mind?
Nyuck!
Now THAT was funny!
don't forget the bullet proof vest.
Mix together the fictional Sir Felix Carbury and Lord Sebastian Flyte, with the very real George Gordon Noel, 6th Baron Byron in a cauldron. Then remove ALL the socially redeeming qualities you might find in this heinous admixture. That which remains will be the essence of BBC.
ALTF -You are 50% pompous twat and 50% unabashed retard.
See: "I am going to visit Washington State this summer for a visit."
I see only 'planning' not 'going' and I also espy a wayward rogue semicolon that inextricably winged its wilfully wanton way into my Cold-Sapphic-fused English.
And I am very much abashed I'll have you know. You're just jealous 'cause BBC wrote this poem to me, not you.
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
Show us your Criminal Record Leslie!
I'll show you The Tutor's list of current indictments:
Section 33.1: Self-induced Intoxication
Section 59: Sedition
Section 71: Duels
Section 163: Offences Tending to Corrupt Morals
Section 296/297: Blasphemous and Defamatory Libel
and
Section 318: Hate Propaganda
Me?
I was indicted for Indecent Exposure as a minor at a Ricky Martin concert. The case was thrown out due to lack of evidence.
The Tutor posted my bond, which in turn, lead to his indictments after he discovered that what I exposed was actually quite decent and had some use.
Those listed Section numbers are from the Canada Criminal Code (R.S.C., 1985, c. C-46) by the way.
I have no criminal record. I told you I was 17 when that little wardrobe malfunction took place.
That reminds me, I keep meaning to ask how your younger brother is doing..?
Funny, Byron was also an Aquarian. First name "George".
Keep it up, fucko. I'm just a package of dynamite coming unglued.
Billy P...So Canada is also raising the age for retirement...Hubby will get to retire at 6,2 the 23rd of this month he will get his first check.
But I'll be the first year who will have to wait until I'm 65.
Damn Billy P - I'm movin' to Vancouver. Cousin Eddie? REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?????
Am I the ONLY one whop got this???
For the record, my "smart" phone aint so smart, so please ignore typos!!!
cousin eddie applied for refugee status and was denied but it turned out his wife had some canadian roots so she got him in.
he's no john candy but he should make good breeding stock.
Gotta love cousin Eddie...as long as you remember that squirrels are high in cholesterol;)
Leslie said,
"......Keep it up, fucko. I'm just a package of dynamite coming unglued....."
Not to be pedantic or anything, but wouldn't a package of dynamite, presumably containing more than one 'stick', become less explosively destructive the more it should come 'unglued'?
I mean there is normally only one Blasting Cap and it is normally inserted into but one 'stick'. As the package becomes 'unglued' the disparate 'sticks' would separate in space and therefore be ever less effected, and affected, by an ignition event taking place in the one 'stick' which is accommodating the Blasting Cap?
Am I the only one whop got this???
I think it is spelled "wop", though I defer to Doc Teri's expertise, vis a vis, Scientific Journal spelling conventions.
Is the spelling "whop" somehow less derisory of our Italian friends, you know, from a scientific perspective?
David Bowie has released his first new song in a million years. This should please the Omar.
Mr. Bowie has sucked since Ziggy played guitar.
Wait.......
Did Ziggy play before or after Mr. Bowie had his "Wham. Bam. Thank you Mam"?
You wouldn't make a pimple on David Bowie's ass.
BBC die!
BBC die!
BBC has to die-yi-yi (He should die)
BBC please do die (We know he should die)
Le-es-lie said go fuck yourself (my oh my)
Le-es-lie didn’t cry (I wonder why)
(Silly cunt) told the cunt he had to fuck off
(Silly cunt) hoped that he would off himself
(Silly cunt) then he said to my surprise
“BBC die?”
BBC has to die-yi-yi (He must die)
BBC mu-ust die (We know he should die)
(Maybe) I am cru-u-el (I am cruel)
BBC buck up boy (He’s such a tool)
(Silly boy) “Shame on you!” Doc Teri said
(Silly boy) “Don’t you know, he’s cryin’ in bed” (Silly boy)
“Shame on you, you’re spreading lies” BBC thrive!
BBC has to die-yi-yi (He must die)
BBC die (We’ll have an alibi)
BBC die
BBC die
BBC die
BBC die
BBC die
Leslie said,
".....You wouldn't make a pimple on David Bowie's ass....."
No matter......
All night
She wants the young Canadian
Young Canadian, young Canadian, she wants the young Canadian
All right
She wants the young Canadian
The following is BBC riposte!
Spirit almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It’s burning through to my soul
Fuck – ing bitch
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don't know which way to go
Your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I’m flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
Buck up baby
‘Cause your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T
It’s coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please won’t you help me
I feel like I’m slipping away
It’s hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving
Spirit almighty,
I’m burning a hole where I lay
‘Cause your disses lift me higher
Like the Spirit of a choir
You light my mourning sky
With T N T
Ah, ah, T N T
I’m just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
Just a hunk, a hunk of T N T
I got my eye on you.
I hope you are not affiliated with the zodiac slut.
Dearest Carmelita, she of the Leslie-esque nose,
I should think that, after locking horns with your's truly o'er these many years since we met in rehab, you'd have learned not to fuck up your swarthy immigrant-arse English in my saintly presence.
To wit:
"I 'have' my eye on you"
Dead on with the 'slut' bit though.
And the fact that you were 'dead' on with the slut bit is not considered by me, to be, in any way imaginable, a death threat.
You will come to realise, if you should choose to partake of the folly of this here our beloved pilgrim's place, death threats are de rigueur and abound in plenitude.
Death threats, death threats!
Raging insane death threats!
Death threats, death threats!
Kill you one by one!
For amusement purposes only, please.
don't worry carmelita, the zodiac slut has turned down all my advances, she prefers older men with pick up trucks and guns.
thimscool?
Is that the classic "Fish Heads" song?
"Yummy yummy fish heads"?
That link?
You are a severely disturbed trooper thimscool. You know that right?
billy pilgrim said,
"......she prefers older men with pick up trucks and guns......"
To hell with the new Rules of Behaviour/Engagement, them's fightin' words pilgrim!
I was looking for inspiration in developing our curriculum.
Inspiration?
Fucking Librul, aincha thimscool?
Direct the method of learning to suit the child, not hammer the square kid into the round hole of the education system.
I'm old school. Learning based on corporal punishment and juxtaposed punishments and rewards.
Rewards? They get to eat AND not be beaten.
Punishments? Electric Cattle Prods AND Water-boarding.
For the truly recalcitrant, free passage to the Adam Lanza School of Behaviour Modification.
I'm moving to Canada! Can my wife, two cats and I stay there for free? We promise to eat all of your food and poop on the carpet.
It's a win-win situation. I'll even leave my fiscal cliff back at the mountain side.
Tally ho... Here I go! Be a good chap and roll out the welcome wagon for me!
I am a protoliberal. You know, like Thomas Jefferson or Aaron Burr.
Not a Librul like those modern fools that think prohibition will work this time because the government can deploy predator drones.
When my children refuse to larn their lessons I duct tape them to their seats and force them to watch edifying presentations of Texans kicking some limey ass.
That Alex Jones video makes me want to buy a gun and shoot him.
It was feckin epic! Best TV ever.
Admittedly, however, I do not watch much TV.
And why are you posing like you don't already own 50+ guns?
I'd pay to see Texans kicking Limey arse!
Leslie has the guns, just not any bullets
They're next to the hummus.
at what age does the home schooling come to an end and the little angels fly the nest?
Depends on the kid... I left for a boarding school at 14.
Atticus will probably want to attend high school, and there is a great magnet school near us that would fit the bill. But I wouldn't force it. It's up to him at that point.
Rosemary is more conventional, and may leave earlier.
Who knows with Cedar? He's just starting to crawl. He is a caged tiger, that one. Probably middle school. But I don't know.
I don't have any firearms. I have a badass taser that can blast someone from across the street, but I rarely carry it around. It doesn't fit in my beaded clutch.
Good luck with that.
Thimscool, do you remember that epic blog battle between Butchie, myself, and that crazy gun-hoarder redneck guy "Gunz"? Way back in '07?
Let BBC know he wouldn't make a pimple on that guy's ass:
I've just returned from the depths of troll hell. In fact I still smell like sulfur. But before I jump in the shower and scrub myself raw with some 60 grit sand paper to remove the stench that's on me; I have to get in my after action report: Queers, potential child molesters, she/males, male/she's, atheists, devil worshippers, punk kids that hang out in basements all day and skip school ( probably plotting a massacre ), Pornographers, struggling porn stars, would be domestic home grown terrorists, druggies, drunks, unemployed-welfare collecting professional victims, and other misc. nut jobs all hang out together; it's amazing, but not the least bit surprising. All full of shit; not to mention hypocrisy.I've seen enough that's for sure. I've came to this conclusion; that the above mentioned grouping are in a category all their own. They are moonbats; the lowest form or species.
Thimscool, do you remember that epic blog battle between Butchie, myself, and that crazy gun-hoarder redneck guy "Gunz"? Way back in '07?
Let BBC know he wouldn't make a pimple on that guy's ass:
I've just returned from the depths of troll hell. In fact I still smell like sulfur. But before I jump in the shower and scrub myself raw with some 60 grit sand paper to remove the stench that's on me; I have to get in my after action report: Queers, potential child molesters, she/males, male/she's, atheists, devil worshippers, punk kids that hang out in basements all day and skip school ( probably plotting a massacre ), Pornographers, struggling porn stars, would be domestic home grown terrorists, druggies, drunks, unemployed-welfare collecting professional victims, and other misc. nut jobs all hang out together; it's amazing, but not the least bit surprising. All full of shit; not to mention hypocrisy.I've seen enough that's for sure. I've came to this conclusion; that the above mentioned grouping are in a category all their own. They are moonbats; the lowest form or species.
That's awesome! Bring him back to us, you sultry siren!
We need MOAR HYPERBOLE!
Sorry. I'm using Doc Teri's smart phone and it won't let me delete the repeat comment!
I do remember that crazy redneck Bostick was involved in said discussion, and there was mention of many shit storms on your fine blog of splendor.
Ah the good old days, when death threats were unremarkable.
How is Butch? Still uplifting?
Exactly! The glory days of blogging when appalling manners were just funny and blogs weren't fucking Zen reflecting pools.
Butchie is great.
Bostick is a very successful architect, btw.
The internet isn't real!
NFW! OMG! WTF! IGU.
Pilgrim, I have a special running on 100% platinum $1T coins... at only 2/3 face value. Interested?
Sorry, it's true. And his areas of expertise are historical preservation and sustainable materials.
i'd like to see obama play the 1 trillion coin card.
it would be like sheriff bart giving mongo a candygram. boehner would open the box and blammo!
Strike over. Off to the Gaaaahdin and the Broonz!
you got it shaw!
first we'll trade leaky lou for 5 all stars, then the cup.
well, we might get a 3rd liner and a back-up goalie and get bounced in the first round again but who's counting.
training camp for me, off for a ride to the bakery!
I'd actually like to see Obama do the trillion dollar coin thing too.
Thanks for breaking that down to a family income perspective. I knew we were screwed before, now I know we are SCREWED.
Yep we are a fucking a bright ray of sunshine here in the good old US of A. Hey another school shooting today. I might be heading your way BP. Canada might have a few problems but at least they are not trying to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic. Have a good weekend my friend.
Leslie, from her beaded clutch, calved,
"......The glory days of blogging when appalling manners were just funny and blogs weren't fucking Zen reflecting pools......"
The glory days of blogging were already over in late 2005. Your eructations way back in '07 were just that, eructations.
tex - i really like the idea of a trillion dollar coin. might as well put a face on the debt.
mr shife - we keep being told that canadians have the highest level of personal debt. it seems we can be slow learners.
aquarian - i must have slept through the glory days of blogging. i've never seen anything glorious about spewing bullshit and undeserved self-importance whilst hiding behind a cloaking device.
"......i've never seen anything glorious about spewing bullshit and undeserved self-importance whilst hiding behind a cloaking device....."
So you don't like Parliamentary Democratic Models then?
One man's bullshit is another's supper! And who are we to determine whether any given 'self-importance' is deserved or undeserved?
as a one eyed man in the valley of the blind, take my word for it. there is nothing of importance going on around here or 99.9% of blogs.
As a two-eyed girl overseeing the one eyed man in the valley of the blind, take my word for it, pilgrim, the 0.1% of blogs that are of importance make up for all the rest.
Query?
Is Ruby's blog in the 99.9% or the 0.1%?
I'm so glad this hi-lo hem trend is sticking around awhile.
Leslie in a hi-lo hem.
Before her foot problems forced her into a wheelchair that is.
I cannot decide if it would be a vast hi or a monumental lo padding about looking like Stevie Nicks circa 1977.
The old Stevie Nicks gambit to intrigue and snare the Leslie.
Yawny yawny cunt cunt.
I would think it would be a monumental low for you, Omar.
The Mary Tyler Moore look suits you much better.
Omar?
Is that you?
The Tutor misses your Beta presence, terribly so. Now if we could get the cunt Liberal Supporter, a definite Gamma, to fuck off, The Tutor might come back to irrumate and pedicate you like in Leslie's Glory Days.
Do you still have that sexy frock?
scunthorpe - i can't help but notice your name contains someones favorite word.
I quit giving a shit about that "fiscal cliff" once I realized what it meant to the politicians - "WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP SPENDING WHAT WE DON'T HAVE!" Oh The Fucking Horror!
Economics IS a science, Thim, just not an Exact science, like say, numerology or astrology or tea-leaf-reading...
What? Oh, just like Utopia Steve Guevara was me? (Lol @ thimscool over that one) And 'S', the dude with the cage(?) on his face, that was me as well I suppose! Listen, it doesn't take a blogging rocket fucking scientist (maybe it does) to KNOW Leslie has some sort of love affair happening with all things Stevie Nicks. What? I'm the only one who remembers this? Oy! I mean, in a way, I may be flattered (not really) that ya'll think I have the time and/or the inclination to continue with these little blogging forays, but the truth of the matter is, I don't. Sure I keep up from time to time and read your peewee ravings, but that is more a car wreak watching thing than anything else. Anyway, blah-dee-blah-blah-blah..
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must venture down the goddamn Batcave yet again to remove my Omar mask and cape! Wayne motherfucking Manor is a mess and I got work to do. Toodles..
Oh yeah, and as far as the Mary Tyler Moore thing? I could care less you posted that pic. The only thing that upsets me is I thought I resembled Nancy Pelosi! Please. MTM? THAT is insulting!
xoxox
zeus! you've come down from olympus to set us straight.
i've never associated any characters from the peanut gallery with yourself. i think you're a bit off on leslie, she only has eyes for herself.
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