our right to post stupid comments with impunity is under attack. brian burke, former manager of the toronto maple leafs, aneheim ducks and vancouver canucks has taken it upon himself to clean up the internet. mr burke is SUING ON LINE COMMENTERS FOR DEFAMATION. when burke was fired by the maple leafs, tongue-in-cheek bloggers and their followers had a field day. burke is a blustery irishman who probably drinks too much. i say probably because i don't want to be sued. the blog commenters jokingly said that burke was fired because he had an affair with the lovely HAZEL MAE, a fillipino tart if there ever was one.
i would guess that almost everyone reading the blog and comments knew that they were total bullshit, just a bunch of fun loving lunatics, living in their parents basement, trying to be funny. but burke doesn't see it that way. he takes umbrage at the comments and wants his pound of flesh even though HIS LAWSUIT MAKES THING WORSE. i would venture to guess that 99% of canadians knew nothing about this nonsense until the lawsuit was filed. now millions of canadians are asking themselves, did burke really bone hazel??
although burke supposedly boning the lovely hazel is a humorous story it may have important consequences. will people such as myself and countless other nitwit bloggers be able to continue acting like idiots with anonymity? fuck me, first they declare war on file sharing now they're trying to take away the right to say stupid libelous stuff. all this bullshit compels me to make another rule:
no comments alleging burke fucks nubile young fillipinos.
i love you sons of bitches.
98 comments:
Who in the hell is brian burke? Never mind, I don't give a shit.
yeah king, but would you bone hazel?
Who in the fuck is Hazel?
I'll bet Harry would bone her, hell, he wants to bone Leslie and that's getting to the bottom of the barrel.
Which hazel?
Hahahahaha
Why is it defamatory? He ought to be proud of porking such a hot young chick. Young compared to him, I mean. Has Hazel issued a denial?
hazel and harry sitting in a tree.....
Why take any blog with other then a small grain of salt....I've never even thought of being sued...A long time ago someone e-mail me and told me she wasn't going to visit my blog because of my religious beliefs but I could still come on over to her blog...I cross out her blog and haven't return.
Some people just need to lighten up in life
Coffee is on
Great old tune.
Damn the torpedoes......
"......burke is a blustery irishman who probably drinks too much. i say probably because i don't want to be sued......."
You still can. The word "probably" - a general use adverbial qualifier - is tantamount to expressing certainty in Libel Law.
Besides, this would be the least of your worries. Your "blustery Irishman" and "Filipino tart" utterances are sure to evoke the ire of assorted Human Rights Commissions. Then again, the HRCs are well aware of you and your ignorant Caucasoidal persona(s) and have yet to pronounce. So I'd just continue on displaying your white, woefully ignorant under-class proclivities - as if with impunity.
peppy - what flavored coffee.
harry - yes, harry (manx) does an excellent version. thank leslie for this selection.
aquarian - is there nothing you don't know??
I'm pretty sure that peppy (Dora) just drinks cheap ass coffee like I do. I got a can at Safeway the other day for just $6.99.
Looks like an other decent day in our area, you had better get your ass and straw hat outside.
billy pilgrim queried,
"........aquarian - is there nothing you don't know??......"
Well, I don't know how to answer that question. You know, it bein' a double negative and all. Flummoxed I am.
Dearest BBC. If you paid $6.99 for less than 2 pounds of coffee, you were cheated.
Don't call me dearest, I'm not your friend. And you are clueless about the price of coffee in this area.
Dearest BBC,
It is a shame you do not count me among your friends. If you did, I could tell you where you can buy medium-ground, quality coffee for $6.00 per kilogram - in your area. That's less than $3.00 per pound!
As it is, you will now be condemned to purchase coffee at usurious prices befitting your status as a low-echelon denizen of the "99" for the rest of your meaningless life.
She is a fucking idiot, there is no point in arguing with a fucking idiot.
And she is a fucking bitch, and got my blog flagged, and was real proud of it and went around bragging about it.
Fucking cunt....
Dearest BBC,
You called me, in turn: "a fucking idiot", "a fucking bitch" and a "Fucking cunt...."!
That's the trifecta!
Ha!
Leslie will be green with envy!
"Suicides by white people increased 40%, from 16 per 100,000 to 22 from 1999 to 2010 in the USA."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22391293
It must suck being caucasoid I reckon.
The frustration felt among white folk due to the fact that I couldn't be arsed to code for a live-link to that BBC article above, will, hopefully, cause yet another of them to end their miserable life. Hope springs eternal after all!
we speak "the king's english" at this blog and there's only one fucking king. my king doesn't waste time with a bunch of redundant "u's".
billy pilgrim announced,
"......we speak "the king's english" at this blog......."
Fair enough, but why use the preposition "at" when either "on" or "in" would be a better approximation of your erroneously coveted "kingly" parlance?
those are questions best put to the king.
Indeed, pilgrim, but I really don't think she/it/he holds me in high enough regard to acquiesce to our interrogation - and I can't imagine why.
I know not how many it takes to flag a blog but if she is right it only means to me that it takes one hundred cunts.
Or one or a few cunts with a lot of profiles.
Cunts are cunts, no room for them in my circle of friends.
There is very little in this world funnier than watching an obese child try to use a Hula-hoop - the fat monsters just can't get it to work!
The parents blame the hoop; "It's broken" or "It's not a real hula-hoop"!
Ha!
Your precious child is a fat fuck, lady. That's why she/it/he can't work the hula-hoop right. Sheesh!
White people are awesome.
You would say that Ms. Ortona. You being a swarthy white-man's running-dog toady and all.
I actually retired from the white-man's running-dog toady gig. Freedom 50-ish! And I was being sarcastic. White people suck. Hard. If I could check-out of my white person-hood I would most certainly do so.
Ms. Ortona irony-ised,
".....And I was being sarcastic......"
I wasn't.
The Tutor, however, is quite happy being a white man - the 'crème de la crème' of humanity he says.
He is not apologetic of his genetic superiority in any way.
I do not recommend you 'check-out of your white personhood'. That status is very beneficial when travelling in South East Asia
first the sun set on the british empire and soon it will set on the white race.
all things considered, white people bug me more than nine irons.
I mean, sheesh, even the likes of BBC - the toothless and incontinent wonder - could 'get' a young twenty-something female in Cambodia. His $900 a month Welfare cheque would make him a veritable monarch there!
Jaysus!
This blog is filled to the gunwales with self-loathing white folk.
Where's Leslie to see this!
i don't loathe myself, i'm actually quite pleased with myself these days.
at present i loathe christy clarke and adrian dix.
nine irons and asians..... Humanities next layer of trash & cunts. And those bastards won't even love you.
next layer or current layer????
Yes they will. They'll love you long time.
BBC, it was I who got your blog flagged, and all it took was one comment of faux outrage in a Mommy Blogger forum. Mommies Against Bestiality! Four complaints later, you were toast. I don't recall bragging about it though, until now
I'll get to your other blogs when I have time.
And being white is awesome. You people are crazy.
Mommies against bestiality?
dantes 8th circle of hell:
one million moms.
Your Leslie cunt is back, you must be pleased as punch.
Better than 70 virgins!
now king, you're the leslie magnet. not me.
How about that, a magnet that attracts shit......
Brain Burke fucks nubile young fillipinos. Does this mean I am included in the lawsuit? Sounds like a good time and it is never too early to show Kyle first-hand how douchebaggery has become an epidemic in our society. Take care BP.
BBC gurgled,
"......Humanities(sic) next layer of trash & cunts......"
Well, maybe so, but at least we can spell - "Humanity's"
Leslie announced,
".....Yes they will. They'll love you long time......"
Ha!
Addressed to BBC but not meant for, nor understood by, him. I could not have done better myself!
Brava!
It is indeed quite amusing teasing anti-intellectuals like BBC - Innit?
billy pilgrim admitted,
".....now king, you're the leslie magnet. not me......"
To which BBC responded,
".......How about that, a magnet that attracts shit...... ....."
Written by BBC but not meant for, nor understood by, him. I could not have done better myself!
Bravo!
billy pilgrim protested,
"......i don't loathe myself, i'm actually quite pleased with myself these days.
at present i loathe christy clarke and adrian dix......."
Pleased with yourself? So much so you misspell the Premier's name?
I’m really stupid and if you don’t believe me just ask any bitch that can’t replace a u-joint or the axle on a front wheel drive car.
BBC is really stupid and if you don't believe me just ask him.
White men with Downs syndrome can do more than that BBC!
The Tutor once replaced an entire front-wheel drive car with nothing but an American Express card.
Can you do that BBC?
Of course I could replace a car with my credit card but I’m not stupid enough to do so.
Billy P, it's going to be a beautiful day, you should get out and enjoy it and the sun while the pale bitches fuck around in here.
Hey Bat Ears, why don't you get Teh Too-Tar on the horn and let him do his own talking, hmmm?
You obviously don't have an American Express card, do you BBC?
You have to pay it off at the end of each month - you can't run a balance at all.
You have absolutely no savings after a lifetime of menial, useless labour, do you BBC?
Living off Welfare - and like Blanche DuBois, the 'kindness of strangers' - aren't you BBC?
Being pale is awesome, Leatherface. And there's no way your credit limit is high enough to buy a car, but if you keep feeding Helen hot dogs, maybe you'll be able to profit off the rest of her land sooner than you'd hoped.
Oopsie. Caary on, ALTF. I have to wash my hair and dig out some scarves. Stevie Nicks is at Jazz Fest tonight, you know.
The fucking bitch thinks she knows what my credit limit is, she's so fucking smart.
Time to get outside....
*poof*
Oh good. Leslie. Aruba or Barbados in December over the holidays? I\we want hot! Hotter than hot! Personally I want to play in Antigua, but I don't trust that it will be over 74 degrees on any given day. Suggestions?
Stevie Nicks? Nevermind. Your judgement is obviously flawed. Caary on.
Dearest Ms. Ortona,
Please to speak the Queen's English? I'm more than happy to acquiesce to your request, but I require a certain modicum of understanding of it.
Man, I'd own up to "hitting" Hazel even if I didn't. My standards aren't what they use to be, but she looks plenty good to me.
Thank you Leslie, you done scared the poor wretch away.
Did you know you can play games at "nicksfix.com"?
I thought "Caary On" was a CSN&Y album?
Of the 3 you mentioned, Antigua- #1, Aruba-never. Try Anguilla if you want an islandy location that starts with "A". Remote-feeling, spooky, lots of cheeba, and plenty of posh on the one side.
Also? It's high time you apologized for calling me a bully. Ain't been around for weeks and come back to find all sorts of unprovoked name-calling and insults.
Dearest Ms. Ortona,
If you want "Hotter than hot" in December, avoid the Caribbean entirely. The Caribbean is so pedestrian.
Bali, in Indonesia. Or perhaps HCMC/Nha Trang in Vietnam.
Very safe for white men - sort of.
Dearest Ms. Ortona,
Rumour has it that Leslie has a "love nest" on one of the islands in Bocas del Toro province in Panama.
Be nice to her and maybe she'll rent it to you.
He'll never believe that. He didn't even believe we used to be neighbors in Nova Scotia. And for being a prick, he's on his own.
If you were neighbours in Nova Scotia, did you ever go over and borrow a cup of herring from him?
Dressed in a disguise?
Fez Ortona taunted,
"......Hey Bat Ears, why don't you get Teh Too-Tar on the horn and let him do his own talking, hmmm?....."
Did you mean, "Dear ALT-F, why don't you arrange for The Tutor to express himself here"?
I would dearly love to, but the poor manly man is loathe to return here 'bouts citing a definitive aura of self loathing and a complete lack of understanding vis-Ã -vis 'The White Man's Burden'.
kings don't need credit.
they levy taxes on peasants and human spell checkers.
It’s always a small worthless bitch that goes on and on about how others speak and spell. So they can feel superior I guess.
It's a sunny Sunday !!! Isn't that fucking great? I'm going over to help Harry put the carbs back on his murdercycle so he can sell it.
it's roasting here. i cut my dad's grass at 8:30 this morning and i was sweating like a pig.
but the tomato plants seem very happy today.
I went over and put the carbs on Harry's murdercycle and drank half a bottle of his wine while soaking up some sun bullshitting with him and came home and took a three hour nap.
Best fucking nap in a long time.
BBC, did you keep Helen's toenails after you trimmed them?
billy pilgrim self-basted,
"......it's roasting here. i cut my dad's grass at 8:30 this morning and i was sweating like a pig......"
I loves me a bit o' roast pig.
BBC surmised,
"......It’s always a small worthless bitch that goes on and on about how others speak and spell. So they can feel superior I guess......"
I am not small.
Actually, truth be told, I'm getting a tad chubby of late - too much roast pig and carbs I reckon.
It's going to be another beautiful day......
Good day to go boating but think I'll work on the 5th wheel instead.
Announcing a new Website, administered by Leslie(1):
"Spirits Doings Sucks"
A testimonial from USA Today:
"This blog [Spirits Doings Sucks] is a vitriolic and bitter collection of much warranted nastiness directed specifically at the silly and witless blog of an elderly loser."
(1) Who else?
Folks that like me and read my blogs don’t give a shit what bitch monkeys like Leslie and bat ears think.
And if my picture keeps being used someone is going to be in deep shit.
LOL!! "Occupation: Loser". That's actually a very competitive job market in America.
Never mind, I just reported that blog to Blogger, maybe they'll take care of it.
Small bitches sure have a lot of time to fuck with others.
And you would know about deep shit.
And who are you calling "small bitches"?
I'm 5'10 in heels and ALTF is 6'4.
ALT-F is 6'4?
Asian feet maybe.
BBC cried,
".....Never mind, I just reported that blog to Blogger, maybe they'll take care of it......"
Did you tell yer mom too?
Leslie:
Occupation: Bitch Monkey
Oh god. Please don't bring up BBC's mom.
I forgot about that.
BBC's mom breast fed him with falsies.
That explains his aversion to tissues and napkins.
Rumour has it he once had a piece of food stuck to his cheek for THREE DAYS! And it wasn't a little crum either, it was an entire KFC chicken drumstick - extra-crispy!
Ooooops make that "crumb"
Obviosuly his mama was no stranger to the phrase "fuck it, let's get a bucket"...
....when she wasn't beating BBC senseless or flashing the mailman.
Leslie:
Occupation: Bitch Monkey
Would that be "New World" or "Old World" bitch monkey?
"New World" bitch monkeys have that special prehensile tail with which to further grasp protuberances when sharing spirit with those unlucky enough to possess "protuberances".
Leslie announced,
"......when she(BBC's mom) wasn't beating BBC senseless or flashing the mailman......"
How can one who never had a lick o' sense, be beaten senseless?
A woman in Cape Negro, Nova Scotia flashed a local mailman once. His mama beat him senseless for looking.
i'd pay 5 bucks for a 3 hour nap.
not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, it took me a while to figure out that "spirit doings sucks" was not the king's blog.
no one can use the king's likeness without his permission so it was deleted.
Thank you Billy P. You are a friend, the bitch('s) are not.
After tomorrow all my blogs are going private, no reason to let the bitch read my posts, I'll approve you asap.
ALTF is using my old profile pic as well and I demand you delete her!
Also, the url should've tipped you off that blog isn't BBC's (or my) doing. I'd never accuse him of being "master race" material.
Please to include me for private blog reading, Dr King. I love you.
i don't waste my time looking at url's or any of that other crap.
if i delete the aquarian's stuff, who will correct my spelling and grammar?
mammoth cheese?
the king will review your request.
Like hell I will.
Just when I thought the no class douche bag bitch couldn’t get any lower she proved me wrong. When she can’t read my blogs anymore she’ll have to find something else to do.
They won't even let you say 'retard' on the radio, so its not very fuckin surprising they whine about blog comments.
Pretty dipshit, ATC!
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