so detroit is in the throes of BANKRUPTCY and there might be a wee bit of pain. the bond holders and pensioners may take a bit of a haircut. i hope the rules of bankruptcy are respected this time unlike when obama and his crew stuck their noses into the automobile mess and unilaterally changed the rules. now i’m not a bankruptcy lawyer so this is just a layman’s opinion: the secured creditors have to be paid before the unsecured creditors get theirs. of course this is all negotiable.
why would i give a shit about this? simple, i don’t like cops and hope the cops take a hit on their pensions and health care. given the fact that everyone will take a haircut, it only stands to reason that the biggest pigs at the trough get a crew cut whilst those with the smallest pensions just get a wee trim. everyone keeps the first $10,000 then the rest of the haircut will be applied on a sliding scale.
have i ever mentioned that i don’t like cops? before loving you sons of bitches, that was my catch phrase and nothing has changed. i still don’t like cops. fuck me, the cops didn’t even want to give zimmerman a slap on the wrist until public furor took hold. how many young men have been euthanized by cops for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time?
do you remember when the deaf indian was killed by the cops in seattle after not dropping his carving knife when ordered to do so by a cop. he was shot 5 times and what followed looked like a scene from the keystone cops:
that's right, 12 cops vs 1 dead indian. did the cops try to help him whilst he lay dying? fuck no, they finally flipped him over and handcuffed him without checking for a pulse or thinking about cpr.
like dylan said, the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.
i love you sons of bitches.
109 comments:
Nice segue from one Zimmerman to another. Was it intentional?
What does "take a haircut" mean? As Omar will tell you, I'm not familiar with that phrase
segues r us.
take a hair cut - bad financial accident.
I'm a little surprised that they didn't tazer the body for not following orders.
I would say cops should have to pass an intelligence test, but if you set the bar too high, you get people that wouldn't want to be a cop.
Maybe the ability to count to twenty WITHOUT TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF would be a good intelligence level.
Actually, Dirty Harry wasn't a bad cop. All the guys he euthanized deserved it. It's a bad idea to let a city government issue bonds. Unlike a country, it can print money to repay its debts.
Leo, my man, I see that you are still the educated man that you were when you last kissed me [in a manly way, of course] on the Blarney Stone, whilst painted purple and singing Danny Boy, my fellow Irish rover and fellow countryman and friend.
Do you have an email address where I can contact you to give yer and update on the latest goings on and all. 'Tis to be sure that it's been a while, brother, Billy, and we most surely must have a few stories to share. And if you like, my man, send me addresses of any desperate Leprechaun women, mate.
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Sure 'Tis Like Morn In Spring.
Paddy Mac
Deserved to be euthanized? Nice.
tex - the b.c. cops specialize in tasering. they tasered a disoriented polish guy to death at the vancouver airport and claimed self defense until the video was checked out and a year long enquiry took place. they received more heat for perjury than for killing the pollack.
gb - yes, but lots of muni bonds are tax free in the u.s.
paddy - send me a note to luckyoldleo and i'll send you the real address
omar - the cops are still kicking themselves here for not euthanizing the stanley cup rioters.
".......Deserved to be euthanized? Nice......."
Euthanized?
Nice.
Dearest Omar,
The Tutor wished to thank you for your wonderful ditty regarding him, Leslie and the Flower Shoppe.
I could not help but notice I was not mentioned. In response I provided a non-hyper-link to a ditty wherein I am the principle.
Aquarian Rhapsody
I am loved.
I am well loved by many. Unfortunately, they all insist on remaining Anonymous.
"........it only stands to reason that the biggest pigs at the trough get a crew cut whilst those with the smallest pensions just get a wee trim......."
Since when did you become so egalitarian?
Do you know what I think? I think you're just jealous!
Jealous of the collective power of Organised Labour!
Rumour has it that a series of photographs depicting BBC's Big Hole Hoedown Throwdown have been published.
Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
Countrify it then hip-hop it.
Put your hawk in the sky,
And move it side-to-side.
Jump to the left, stick it, glide.
Zig-zag, across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal,
When the drum hits, hands on your hips.
One-footed, 180 twist.
Then a zig-zag, step slide
Lean it left, clap 3 times
Shake it out, head to toe
Throw it all together, that's how we roll.
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
Do the hoedown (throwdown)
I guess most of the throwing-down Ho's were behind the camera for all the shots, 'cause it looks mighty sparse out there.
BBC's question to his Spirit:
When I went to the Big Hole location I clicked “Start” menu and then clicked “Control Panel”. I then opened “Add or Remove People”. A message appeared saying “Please wait while the Big Hole is being populated”. The message remained there and the Big Hole just never got "populated". How can I fix this problem for next year? The party was running Windows XP SP3.
Dear BBC,
I do not understand why Leslie and I were not invited. The presence of her and I alone would have doubled the 'Blogger' accredited turnout. And that isn't even counting the 'body guards'(like Doc Teri brought her hubby for 'protection') we would have brought.
I would have brought The Tutor! You and he could have spent endless hours together while he corrected you on every fucking thing you have ever written on the Internet about building and automotive repair.
And the fay and fey Leslie would have brought $5,000 dollars worth of vintage Port and fine Cognac for all of us. And for 'protection'? - none other than Anthony Bourdain himself! At least I think it would be him. I'm sure it's his wing-wang on which she is making like a Hoover of late - but who knows with her, Innit? It wouldn't be Drewcifer though, he has proven to be a little light in the loafers for her 'appetites' I've been told.
Cut back and bankruptcy are not always fair. So is lot of things in this world.
Since you brought up "cops" I can give my toot on soap box bit...It seem cops are the most bigot people around...Take public sector workers they will bust up public sector protestor but never see there also a public sector workers..It simple to see there like the military there to protect big business and big money...
I'm clueless how bankruptcy will work out in Detroit. But I know a few people who been bankrupt and sure didn't learn a thing still managing there money the same. The only thing I fine is terrible when people have to fill for bankruptcy is over medical bills....Coffee is on
Hell no they won't play by any rules.
Never have had any issues with cops myself.
I was getting road weary, nice to be back to the cave.
You are, without doubt, a loser BBC.
One Blogger person at Big Hole!
Ha!
LOSER!
Seriously. We're subjected to Big Hole party planning details for the past 12 months and the result of that is one fucking picture which could be taken anywhere any two random people??
Faked! Just like the moonwalk!
Your king is a fraud!
aquarian - egalitarian r'nt us.
don't hassle the king. he has stories to tell and i'm all ears.
peppy - yes the cops enforce their union contract to the letter. they're nothing but mercenaries.
king - welcome back, the place fell apart whilst i was in charge.
Third in line to the English Throne is born this day!
Brew Phillip Charles
And you know goddamned well he was named for THAT Drew. Drew Brees. King of Football! It's no coincidence Yank Sportball is now played at Wembley! All the world wants to be Americans! God Bless the USA and Nowhere Else!
DREW, the boy King!
Ooooops
Make that Drew Phillip Charles Dodi Windsor
LOL @ "Brew"!
Someone needs to get the fuck outta Canada already.
Drew the Boy King! And this king WILL have teeth!
"......Faked! Just like the moonwalk!......"
The Prince of Pop never faked anything! Every one of his young bedmates experienced true and legally verifiable rectal haemorrhaging.
It was not done with mirrors!
"......Drew the Boy King! And this king WILL have teeth!....."
AND he will suckle hate of the Yankee from the teats of his various buxom wet-nurses.
And the little nipper will nip them when he gets to be about 14 years old.
Every English child suckles hatred of the Yankee from their very mother's teat.
".......Someone needs to get the fuck outta Canada already......."
Ha!
You don't know the half of it!
Wait......
You do!
You told me they suckle French hatred! Make up your mind and stop pandering to the audience. The boy King will love his fleur de lys WHO DAT onesie!
The actual quote is French, so it is "A French child suckles hatred of the English at his mother's teat"
And I'll pander to whom I see fit little missy!
WHO DAT onesie?
Ha
POO DAT onesie more like!
I truly hate myself now after that one.
The neighbor took good care of my tomato plant while I was gone, it's going like gangbusters, I'm going to get some nice tomatoes this year.
my tomatoes are doing very well too.
might be my best crop ever. must be the nitrogen ;)
Wait a minute, you told me that you was only pissing on your lawn. Are you now saying that you piss on your tomato plant like I do?
Well, I don't piss on it but I piss in a bucket and add water to it and water the plant with it.
Mr Pilgrim, sir, I have just read your most recent bog, squire, and as I sit here with mild indigestion whilst contemplating over the joyful news of the birth of the little one, I have to admire and that which you have so cleverly and knowledgeably stated.
Now, I can remember back to the old days when Detroit City was famous for being one of America's success stories in terms of manufacturing industry and the like. I especially remember it being renowned for being the home of the world-renowned Chrysler car plant, and around that epoch, other prominent car manufacturers were producing cars like they were going out of fashion, sir. Yes, one might say the boom years. I also remember Detroit City having a thriving music scene, from motown to blues music, rock music. You name it, it all appeared to come from big old Detroit City.
Then, sadly, Mr Pilgrim, sir, if my memory serves me correctly, I remember seeing documentaries on the TV and reading articles in British newspapers about its slow, yet disastrous decline. Late 80/90's/early Millennia? Regrettably it seemed that what was a once prosperous and thriving place, with work in abundance, came crashing to its feet as industry withdrew from the city, sir, and I recall seeing what appeared to be an industrial wasteland.
The same has happened to so many cities and towns in the United Kingdom, sir. The decline in the ship building industry, the coal mining industry, the steel working, to name but a few, almost brought vast areas of the UK to its feet. These times were called/named the 'Thatcher' years. This is when the late, Iron Lady took on the unions, mainly in England and Wales. She decimated and destroyed these industries, and unfortunately, sir, lack of investment and foresight has seen that these shadow lands still exist today. Urban decay and poverty ripe, and all before the global economic crash of 2008.
It saddens me to see any booming town or city, no matter where in the world, fall from grace, through the greed and mismanagement of corrupt and incompetent people and their governments, it really does.
Police and their use of guns are also becoming a big problem in the UK. Only a couple of week's ago, an elderly man was shot dead by trigger-happy police who mistook his walking stick for a machete. Fortunately, the UK is not gun-crazy, Mr Pilgrim, sir, and respectfully, gun licences are restricted, and guns and high-powered rifles are not something which are deemed to be necessary for survival. I guess, sir, you could say that although we are not quite there yet, we will eventually be 'welcomed to the jungle', Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues. Excellent Bob track, in my humble opinion, sir.
I wish you well, sir, and please remember that humour is your gift. May the force of Dartmoor manure be with you, Mr Pilgrim, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
"...guns and high-powered rifles are not something which are deemed to be necessary for survival."
We'll see about that, won't we?
Careful thimscool, the Farmer has little, if any, appreciation for sarcasm.
I'm only happy when it rains.
That's garbage and you know it Omar. We all know you are a spritely and vivacious, sunshine, lollipops and rainbows kind of guy!
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE <3 <3 <3
thank you farmer giles. i'm quite proud of myself for not mentioning that 83% of detroits population are of the dark skinned variety. oops.
i also think that the duchess of cambridge is one of the most beautiful and cultured woman on the planet. i just hope it's not true what they say about big clown ears skipping a generation.
thims - i'd be willing to bet more fools with automatic weapons have injured themselves or wound up in jail for stupidity than have defended themselves or their property.
That's possible, considering that our NATO militaries use such weapons and plenty of the hapless feckers are discharged due to friendly fire, as BP will cheerfully recount.
But semiautomatic weapons are used far more to defend life and property than for shenanigans, as you imply.
Accidentally pointing an empty gun at people while handling them is quite common. I accidentally pointed my black powder gun at Teri and she freaked out.
Later I showed her my modern Ruger semi automatic but removed the clip and emptied the chamber before handing it to her. She starts babbling away about something and was pointing the gun right at me, I said, "Yeah, just point the gun at me."
I'll point a gun at you, BBC! Come here!
I demand to see photographic evidence that Big Hole wasn't a hoax.
That pic at Doc Teri's ain't doing it for me, and it's more than a little suspicious that you boasted of numerous good internet friends attending, and then everyone bailed, even though it's never been a secret that you're a massive prick.
In related news, I just stumbled upon an old email where you called me a cunt 32 times.
Only 32???
I find it interesting how you manly men talk about firearms when none of you has ever fired one in anger, that is, with intent to kill another, or had one fired at you in anger.
The Tutor has been in both positions.
Shall I ask him to join us so y'all can ask him how it felt to kill another living, breathing human being? Or what it feels like to be shot at?
I thought not!
Cock-smoking, sissified poseurs, the lot of ya!
BBC?
In the spirit of reciprocity, you tell me what it feels like to beat up a woman and I'll tell you what it feels like to kill a man who may, or may not, have been trying to kill me.
Fair?
Yes, BBC. Only 32. I think you were attempting #33 when you passed out from Peppermint Schnapps consumption and shit your pants.
That's a fucking lie Leslie, BBC could never have afforded Peppermint Schnapps!
Tell us about your crossing, SR. Does his shattered face haunt your dreams?
sr is full of shit and not fit to shine the king's shoes.
I'm still waiting for BBC.
Tales of his brave and manly beatings of wimmen(1) would make for fascinating reading.
Well BBC?
Care to share?
(1) "wimmen" suggested spelling of "women" in Noah Webster's new dictionary, circa 1806.
BBC?
You mentioned you have a modern Ruger semi automatic.
So those who have served a 10 day sentence in County Lock-up after being convicted of assault are still allowed to legally own firearms?
Or is your penis replacement illegal?
ALTF~ I didn't say he paid for it. If memory serves, he traded Helen some split firewood, four Burger King coupons, and a toenail trimming for the Schnapps.
And $10 says BBC's penis extenders are unregistered.
You would think that if you possessed an unregistered, and therefore illegal, firearm you would not mention it on the Internet.
Is BBC that stupid?
Jaysus fuck!
At the very moment BBC admitted he had a Ruger Semi-automatic pistol, 14:04 EST today, a 10,000 share block traded on the NYSE -
Sturm, Ruger & Company (NYSE:RGR).
The moron can move markets!
I'm not a huge fan of Rugers, although I do like my 10-22 and may buy another. Ruger is setting up shop in my home state.
They're debating the restriction against felons owning firearms in our state right now. After all, they've paid their debt to society, so why should they be denied the most practical means of self defense in their own home or castle?
I am wondering when society will pay its debt to me...
Questions for Doc Teri~
Was meeting BBC at Big Hole everything you'd hoped for?
Did BBC poop outdoors?
Did you?
Did he make inappropriate comments about your daughter?
Did he hit on your husband?
When you were pointing the gun at him and "blabbing", was it some sort of hysterical reaction to the realization that you'd driven a great distance to hang out with an upright turd?
Does BBC's camper have a bumper sticker that reads "If the Fifth Wheel's a-rockin', don't you fucking bitches come a-knockin' you fucking dried up cocksuckers"?
At any time did you think to yourself, "Fuck me. P-Frump made the right choice staying home"?
Unregistered fire arms are not illegal in my state, she is just a fucking idiot like Leslie.
And I had to pass a background check just like anyone else here that buys a new gun from a store.
It's no wonder I'm always calling Leslie a cunt, she really is.
One gun can protect your loved ones from other fucking Yankees. Sell the rest of your armoury and buy extra-decent food for your kids instead. Or a good hooker for BBC maybe.
Another question for Doc Teri:
"Were you glad you had your husband for 'protection'? Along with all the other reasons you would want your husband, of course.
And is BBC an 'upright turd' like Leslie suggests or does he tilt a little bit?
we are indeed a primitive species having an urge to acquire all sorts of shit and money we don't need then feeling the need to acquire personal weapons to protect all the shit we've accumulated.
i can understand fucking around with black powder guns but all that other shit borders on paranoia.
I'm justifiably paranoid!
War never happens, and nobody ever riots. Especially not when there is economic calamity caused by gross systemic corruption.
Nope.
People just carry on, carrying the water for the their paymasters even when they don't get paid, and give nary a thought to their hunger or their starving children...
This type of shit has never happened in the history of the planet! It is simply paranoid to even consider defending oneself, unless of course you mean with antiques! That's just being practical.
I don't care as much about having guns to protect my belongings as much as I care about having them to protect myself and those I care about.
Guns, Guns, Guns
Leslie:
Yes, even better
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
ALT-F:
Yes, but protection was not needed
No, neither upright nor tilted
Still on the road (literally) ...in the car
Will post pics in a few days
"We all know you are a spritely and vivacious, sunshine, lollipops and rainbows kind of guy!"
I'm like a recipe for happy.
I can start these comment threads up then kill them at whim. Powerful.
Yeah, morons do that.
Hey Princess, don't you have an ass to scratch or a nose to pick or something?
I can type with one hand while playing with my dick.
Awesome.
I'm just online hoping to get a message from Doc Teri that they are still traveling safely before I go start kicking this day in the ass.
Do you care about my safety, BBC? Because I'm about to climb a ladder in high heels and clean out a downspout trap. Then I'm going to the mailbox and the last time I opened it it was full of fire ants and weird alien cocoon balls. Lastly, I will be setting fire to a massive pile of branches using lighter fluid and a cedar & vetiver incense stick which I will then leave unattended because I have more important shit to do than make sure I don't burn down the Catskills.
No, I certainly do not care about your safely after all the shit you have pitched on me over the years. And all the lies you have told, you are just a cunt.
the king makes an excellent point.
Dear Mr Pilgrim, sir, I apologise for my absence on your bog over the last couple of days. I am sure that both your good self and those who socialise on the very same bog must feel the same.
The truth of the matter is, sir, is that that which I considered to be mild indigestion [during the early hours of Tuesday], turned out to be a bout of gout. Normally, I have been fortunate enough in health so as not have had to visit my GP, or a hospital [that was of course until I had my recent accident which resulted in quite serious complications with my leg], for some time.
Anyway, after becoming quite concerned that I may have been experiencing a heart attack, I called NHS Direct, a budget saving [but not necessarily life-saving] service that is available over here in the UK. I informed them of my symptoms and was told that they would contact me within an hour. They then decided that it would be in the interest of my health to have an ambulance with fully trained paramedics visit me in the early hours of Tuesday morning, not long after I had finished writing about The Little One on my bog.
Thankfully, it was a false alarm, my chest pains eased and the pain seemed to head towards my stomach. Subsequently, I was diagnosed as having a bout of Gout.
Moving on, sir, Billy, thank you again for your charming and witty comments with regards to the newborn Royal. Yet again, I laughed at some of your comments,, especially those about Charles. I rather like Charles, he has on numerous occasions aired some of his rather outspoken views, and does not seem to care if he rocks the boat. One may say that he could be regarded as radical or revolutionary. He has slated British architecture, and spoke harshly and firmly about his opposition to GM crops. Perhaps I see him as being some kind of hippy-type, which, reminds me in certain ways of myself when younger, and angrier against the system, and whilst living the life.
I laughed heartily at the following comment, sir, Billy, Squire, "you should be able to find a lovely young chinese lady on line. every day i get pop up ads offering me a buxom young asian lady. there's probably a
catch to it though, you might end up with her extended family living in your basement and eating all your livestock."
What would the late Mrs Giles say or think if she heard, or saw me acting in such a manner, sir? Before meeting Mrs Giles, I admit that I lived the life and 'sowed my wild oats', but all this ended after meeting my dearest wife, and that sir, Billy, is the way it shall remain. She may not be present in body, but she most certainly is in spirit, and I shall therefore always remain faithful, sir.
You also commented, squire, "i thought you'd be more supportive as one king to a future king." I am no King, sir Billy. However, us farming folk do have a joke that goes along these lines. A man will only be a King when sat on his throne. Therefore, what we mean is, because most male UK residents refer to their toilets as being their thrones, when one is taking relief on his toilet, then at this moment, he becomes a King, albeit his own, whilst nature calls.
Sir, BBC, or the real King, as it would appear from your declarations to him, also commented, "I have always cared less about them." Now, sir, Billy, that is the a true comment of a true King if ever I have heard one. He should apply for any forthcoming vacancies, and also send his CV to Buckingham Palace, and who knows, he may beat Charles to the throne.
I wish you well, sir Billy, and hope that this response is not too long, squire. May the force of Dartmoor pig manure be with your, sir. Your humour is a gift.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
Sir Farmer Giles, true kings don't apply for vacancies in phoney monarchy's or religious establishments. Always glad to help.
Sir, BBC, that is indeed very true, sir I knew that as a true King, you would be immediately alerted to the fact.
May your day go well, squire.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
You two louts may be kings, but the pilgrim is a god.
Doc Teri responded,
"......ALT-F:
Yes, but protection was not needed
No, neither upright nor tilted......"
Neither upright nor tilted?
Ha!
You, girlfriend, are one funny and seditious minx.
I hope your hubby and children appreciate you. I do.
Leslie chanted,
"......Lastly, I will be setting fire to a massive pile of branches using lighter fluid and a cedar & vetiver incense stick......"
Cedar and vetiver incense stick?
Fucking hippie!
yes farmer giles, i realize that you are no king. my comments were directed towards the george alexander.... i see the little guy is third in line for the throne. quite the little queue jumper he his.
is bbc the true king:
trailer for sale or rent
rooms to let, 50 cents.....
carmelita - i may be a god and the gods may be crazy. thank you for your support, i don't get much from the other skanks around here.
Doc Teri of course is not one of the shanks, she's cool...
I hope that I shall never see
A cunt horrid as BBC.
A cunt whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast.
How's that for iambic tetrameter.
Doc Teri would have been cool, from a humanitarian point of view, had she shanked BBC at Big Hole.
And pilgrim, it is trailers, plural.
You wouldn't make a pimple on Doc Teri's ass, she has class, you are just a bitch.
Agreed.
Not only does Doc Teri have class, she has a decidedly wicked sense of humour. Which, fortunately, is quite opaque to many of us.
And I am a "fucking bitch"! Please to get your unlettered and puerile fulminational epithets correct - it makes you look idiotic otherwise.
this grammar gimmick is getting as stale as frump's self-pity.
Classy women go camping and get out and meeting others. Bitches troll the internut all day long being bitches.
And only idiots are impressed with what she thinks proper grammar is.
Leslie declared,
".......Yes, BBC. Only 32. I think you were attempting #33 when you passed out from Peppermint Schnapps consumption and shit your pants........"
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cu..........
Thud......Grunt.....
Psssssst.......Swoooooosh............Guuuuuush..........Surge..............Coil..............Eddy.............Crimp.......
Sigh.
"Helen? I done gone boom boom again." Help?
Yes that was 32, almost 33, cunts.
I'm taking Helen out for a meal while the cunt sits here and blabbers.
Dearest BBC,
I don't think anyone has asked, but would you make a pimple on Helen's ass? And if not, on whose ass would you make a pimple?
".......Psssssst.......Swoooooosh............Guuuuuush..........Surge..............Coil..............Eddy.............Crimp............."
That's some mighty fine onomatopoetically onomatopoetic onomatopoeia ya got there ALT-F. Mighty fine.
Coil..............Eddy.............Crimp.....?
Nyuck!
Why thank you, Bilious. Praise from a cunt of your killer status is praise enough indeed.
In retrospect, though, I think I should have added some "Squish" or "Mush" with a bit of "Seep" or "Ooze". After all, he was wearing trousers - 100% polyester too no doubt
billy pilgrim frustratingly lamented,
"......this grammar gimmick is getting as stale as frump's self-pity......."
As you are an anti-intellectual, I can see why you might think this way. In my defence, however, my correction vis-Ã -vis, "trailers", was that of a matter of a factual rendering of the originally composed lyrics, not one of grammar.
I would have thought that you, of all people, would have known the lyrics by heart. You know, the song being an integral part of your favourite near-autobiographical film, "Brokeback Mountain" and all.
Do y'all know today is Mick Jagger's 70th birthday?
Mick Jagger wouldn't make a pimple on Roger Miller's ass!
Roger Miller is very dead.
And your point?
Ok
Roger is no longer with us.
Arthur then?
Henry?
Sienna?
BBC bragged,
".....I'm taking Helen out for a meal while the cunt sits here and blabbers......"
That's right! Today is Government Entitlement Cheque Day.
Yay!
Leslie is an ugly melanin-deficient albino troll whose bangs were cut by some addled skank suffering acute St Vitus Dance.
i'm quite taken with the randy travis version.
Earlier in the same evening, August 7, 2012, just prior to the DUI arrest, Travis allegedly walked into a Tiger Mart convenience store naked, demanding cigarettes from the cashier, who in turn called the authorities.
Like I said, "Brokeback Mountain".
I cut my bangs myself.
With pinking shears?
Mr Pilgrim, sir, I do apologise, squire, but I can no longer contain and control my tourette's syndrome, it is something I have battled with since early puberty, and perhaps the heat over here in the UK is exacerbating it.
But, for fuck's sake, some of the cunting, not to fuckin' well mention, motherfuckin' shit-stabbing, bastard-faced, arse-licking, fuck-witted comments on your fuckin', cunt-laden, motherfuckin' bog are becoming so shit-for-brains fuckin' repetitive, sir, that it has fuckin' well caused yet another cunting motherfuckin', wank-hawk regrettable spasm of 'I will be fucked relentlessly' obscene and fuckin' well outrageous comments, to bastard well flow from my fuckin' insipid brain to my motherfuckin' fingertips, sir. And for this motherfuckin' fuck-witted shite that I have just posted, sir Billy, I do indeed apologise, squire.
You are indeed a motherfuckin' God, sir, and a fuckin' shit-hot one at that, squire, and not only that, for fuck's sake, your humour a multi-faceted fuckin' gift from the arseholes of those motherfuckin' Gods, sir. As for all the fuckin' well shit-for-brained, no-good motherfuckin' well comments with regards to grammar and the cunting motherfuckin' well like, sir, well, I will be fucked, Billy, sir, but they drive me fuckin' well insane and cunting trigger off the fuckin' well above mentioned spasms. sir.
I fuckin' well hope that your cunting day is a fuckin' shit-hot one, squire, and I also respectfully bastard well thank you for the intelligent fuckin' shagged-out comment that you posted on my fuck-witted bog, sir.
May the fuckin' well force of the bastard arsehole Dartmoor manure be with fuckin' well with you, sir.
Farmer cunting Giles, always shit-facedly glad to fuckin' well help.
I didn't know that pig farmers could be such well versed gentlemen. Well, maybe he studied Churchill.
fuck me, we've corrupted farmer giles!
i am terribly sorry kind sir. it was not my intention to expose you to such nasty language and it appears that i have failed miserably as a moderator.
but what of fucknut would want to be a moderator in the first place?
lend me ten pounds and i'll buy you a drink.
Mr Pilgrim, sir, thankfully, squire, I have managed to bring under control the unfortunate sudden onset of my ongoing Tourette's Syndrome. The solution to doing so was quite simple, really. I merely resorted to, and thought quite deeply about, how CJ would have handled the situation. Therefore, I would humbly wish and hope to think that you will sleep far better tonight in the knowledge that you have not indeed corrupted an aged Dartmoor farmer, sir. Your comment, sir Billy, with regard to, 'lend me ten pounds and i'll buy you a drink.' is one that I seem to most vividly and candidly remember from an epoch of times past; one that could well be described as being in my youth, sir. If I am not mistaken, this comment, Billy, sir, is somewhat rather Poguesque.
I sincerely hope that the cinnamon buns were worth the cycle for, and as such, were to your Kingly and Godly taste, good sir.
Enjoy the day, and may good fortune be bestown upon you, sir.
Farmer Giles, always glad to help.
At least the above Farmer Giles spout was brief enough to bother reading this time.
Lord Omar, always glad to tell you what's what.
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